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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
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current stream: METAL GEAR
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that Iโve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social Public servant running for U.S. Senate because it shouldn't be THIS hard to get by. Michigan born and raised. Girl Dad. Doctor. Vote by November 3rd!
What's All This Then @whatsallthispod.bsky.social The podcast about Britain from Charlotte McDonnell and Libby Watson. New episodes every Monday, and Thursdays on Patreon.
https://whatsallthisthenpod.com
Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social Writer, muser, cynic. The man behind WNBAlien, currently seen at @herhoopstats.com and various other portals over the years. Occasionally considered knowledgeable about WNBA CBA and salary matters. Views are my own. He/him.
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Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app K12 Educator
GenX-er
Inquisitive
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Punk With A Camera @punkwithacamera.bsky.social Film & Merchandise Creator.
HTX Screen Printing / Small Biz.
Est. 2014
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
Morrigan Le Fag, and others @morriganlefag.bsky.social I am the lion that makes the lamb lie down
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com Climate journalist based in NYC. Only speaking for myself. If the NYT has no haters I'm dead.
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Royal Subjects @royalsubjects.substack.com I write about the Sacramento Kings sometimes.
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De La Soul @wearedelasoul.com The official account of De La Soul
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I could build a rocket ship to Mars before mastering grammar.
If you won't reskeet yourself who's going to ever reskeet you
It's ok to not be ok.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social This is the real InfoWars, streaming every Thursday at 8 p.m. ET
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Houston/Penn State sports enjoyer
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
he/him
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J. Anderson Coats (she/her) @jandersoncoats.bsky.social YA/MG author. Newest: The Unexpected Lives of Ordinary Girls (2025); The Loss of the Burying Ground (2024). She/Her. Located near the Salish Sea. Rep'd by ACM. https://www.jandersoncoats.com/
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social โThe Late Show with Stephen Colbertโ, โConanโ, The Second City-Chicago, other stuff.
Steve Pepple @steve-pepple.bsky.social Retired editor at the Detroit Free Press, photographer, college instructor, avid reader, explorer, coffee shop connoisseur, proud Detroiter. Canon R6. Fuji XT-5. My photos are copyrighted and may not be used without permission. Reposts and quotes are fine.
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social PREORDER MY DEBUT BOOK OF COMICS: https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/beetle-moses-a-comics-menagerie/
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social idiot savant
instagram.com/lahlahlindsey
FUCK ICE. @stephenmiller4ft10.bsky.social Just here to crack my lil' jokes while it's still legal. Married w/ Children.
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | โEverything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial
Tim Brady @tvbrain.bsky.social Here to complain about the death of democracy ๐บ๐ธ, and my hopeless sports teams ๐ โพ๏ธ.
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Joel @joelvideo.bsky.social NBA / Classic Films
Conrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social Is that urban planner yelling into the Internet again?
Detroiter from St. Louis
Posting about city services & urban planning from a justice perspective, the Rust Belt, community outreach, transportation, historic preservation, and cats. 
Sara Montour Lewis @saramontourlewis.com Seattle via Minneapolis
Photographer + Printmaker + Etc-er
https://linktr.ee/saramontourlewis
I spend most days making stuff that celebrates the Salish Sea + gives back at @ourwildpugetsound.com
I spend most nights talking about basketball ๐บโก๏ธ
Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell ๐ฆ @fanoftheland13.bsky.social Cleveland Bluesky
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social (She/her) Plant mom, human mom, videogames, cozy mysteries, queer romance novels, star trek
treaty of frrms (42069) @frrms.blacksky.app some guy but still she/her ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ญ๐น | probs wrong but who GAF | caregiver | masshole | variety poster, copious liker | debate your daddy, not me | 25+ only
fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social LA face with a Oakland booty.
NotFromThere @championshiptwo.bsky.social Recent X refugee. Die hard Cavs supporter. Here for the chat, the goss, and if need be, the smoke.
MicCheck @newyorklahoman.bsky.social A Sportsball Enthusiast. A Yankee born Sooner Thundering Up with Raider Nation on a beach in Florida #Letsgo
I have opinions. I like to post pics. And sometimes I expletive ๐ซก
Black Guy Does Sociology @blackmanbeyond.bsky.social My most liked posts have typos. My best posts don't get likes. I have a Ph D, you don't have to explain the two-party system to me. Married. Dad. Washed. He/him
-๐๐๐ก @moxiest.art Grilled Cheese Award Winning, Fully Automated, Luxury Anarchist Syndicate
Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
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Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition
Commissions & Shop: https://moxiest.art
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social trailcams
no AI ever
Marcus @marcusjmerritt.com (He/him). I draw power lines and TVs and do urban landscape photography. Metro-Detroit.
Abolish police. Free Palestine. Trans rights.
Art store: marcusmerritt.bigcartel.com
Main art website: marcusjmerritt.com
Tips: https://ko-fi.com/marcusjmerritt
Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online The Wild West Begins Where Your Body Ends
David Brauer @dbrauer.net Former journalist, long-time Minneapolitan, curator of Uptownโs borders and chief rememberer, Halloween Blizzard of 1991. Amplifier & participant in the Minnesota Resistance.
Dr. Claw @drclaw77.bsky.social The maddest man on the Internet. Renowned recluse. Cavs, Eagles, Jays, Sabres, Heels (all sports), Volvo. RT = Endorsement. Ban Chainblocking. ACAB? APAB Too.
Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social I make aerial embroidery landscapes ๐งตโ Queer, autistic and obsessed with green! They/them or other neutral pronouns are preferred. All my current and previous work is on my site: https://linktr.ee/aerialembroidery
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Jen Small @bluecanarygirl.bsky.social Fit check for my napalm era
Detroit City Dwellings @detroitcitydwell.bsky.social Location: Up South - North Dixieland
(a.k.a. The Great...Racist State of Michigan).
Lover of Detroit and particular surrounding areas. I only associate with those who choose humanity over all else.
Use Caution โ ๏ธ before following!
Very opinionated. ๐๐พ
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social My cornhole coach thinks I could go pro
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Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social
Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Etsy: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social Host of NPR's Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman and Jordan Jesse Go. Founder and worker-owner of Maximum Fun. Four-time professional actor.
โStill bringinโ satin for them draws, velvet for the mic and got a pound for the cause.โ
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social Good evening. My name is John Hodgman. You are invited to join a secret society: hodgman.substack.com
SourPatch @pulitzerplies.bsky.social Grits cooking bitch. Something like a SourPatch. Lover of good chaos. Bookworm. One hiking ass nigga ๐ฅพ๐ฒ๐ณ๐๐
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The Hip Hop Homegirl Tatyana Jenene @tatyanajenene.bsky.social A semi-retired music & entertainment journalist who can't drive.
Bylines: OkayPlayer, UDiscover Music, Complex and more.
Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social I use my computer and telephone every day
drew @dogballs.info writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online writer and coffee professional, Bon Appรฉtit, Serious Eats, Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places.
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repped @ HMLA by @ninarichner.bsky.social
Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social Sentient Meat Construct w/ 364 points of articulation and 3 preset modes: invent, design, create
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biggs @heybiggs.bsky.social i'm the screaming guy from the emmy award winning intro to the X-Files (a television show)
freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
bango @bangoladderdunk.bsky.social ooft
Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social Public radio reporter in Connecticut. One-time Bart Harley Jarvis of the Oklahoma press corps. CUNY grad. Replacement-level infielder for the Hartford Dark Twains Sandlot Baseball Club. he/him
Mike.โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ @dumbmike.bsky.social I run a kill shelter for small dogs ๐
Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart the Macho Man.
Milwaukeean. I wrote Health Justice Now, a book about Medicare for All and beyond. Hong for Governor policy director 2K26, database goon @ Defector
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Jaime โNi!โ Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social probably gonna get something to eat
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James @james.tarnation.lol This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social Letโs go ham fighters!
tinybaby @tiny.baby 
Brainfall: Mentalityโs Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social I am attacked forever and always
darthโข๏ธ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for