Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media
Seamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social Them: You're the father of the xbox!
Me: If it moves back in, it’s paying rent.
theoretical physics | CEO | gastroegyptology | cacao | CHM trustee
slime @officialslime.bsky.social the real one
toymachinesh 🍁 @toymachinesh.bsky.social https://www.twitch.tv/toymachinesh
Micah @rincewind.run Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Views entirely my own.
Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social Stop following me
(alt account for someone I can’t say who)
Reading list: https://aliciastuff.notion.site/Communist-Beginner-Reading-List-and-other-things-1dafadbcba7546418d8b20cee6512131
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social Bitch 😎 lover 😽 child 👼 mother 🦾 sinner 👹 saint 🎅 sometimes feel ashamed 🧚♂️
unnatural girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social this account is private🔒
https://linktr.ee/hausofholes
$valleygf
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social female actress, girl comedian
Remember the LMAO @ass.golf I draw the webcomic QUESTIONABLE CONTENT which is about robots who want to smooch www.ass.golf
you can also find me on patreon: www.patreon.com/jephjacques
My dog's name is Ollie and he is a smooth collie
stressica 2: electric boogaloo @moonyeyed.bsky.social freaky lil sneaky lil creepy lil whack bitch • beem: drools
JSmithOTI @jsmithoti.bsky.social I used to be on the internet. I still am, but I used to be, too.
Smams @smams.bsky.social Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
Nightlight Hotel Discord: https://discord.gg/WYmaCq6EB
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give toothy head
https://thoughtofchoice.threadless.com/
GirlFlower @girlsuffer.bsky.social She / They
Cultivating the garden of my mind
bicycle buddies with @charlotteis.online
pfp credit: @sheev.calamitousintent.com
froggher @froggher.bsky.social 27 she/her
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social me not that kind of orc
Hunter @holybible.bsky.social 
bee @washyourcrack.bsky.social she/her 🌈🥦🖖🐝🍉 hygiene activist
community manager of @killthecomputer.com
writer for @ggtribune.com and @hwoodtimes.com
and theres https://ko-fi.com/washyourcrack
Adal Rifai @adalrifai.bsky.social 
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushin’ rocks look like a breeze
http://www.awkwardzombie.com
Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social She/Her 🍉
Bsky is my spam acct basically
NOME Chomsky @illipsishvb.bsky.social 
slickfaggot on twitter @thexfiles.bsky.social oscar. transsexual wifeguy
i’ll follow you back at some point
twitter mutuals pls @ me!
grace @acab4cutie.top “[grace is] the internet equivalent of when a child gets left in the woods and they find it completely feral years later”
“lesbian mr. rogers”
“chaos muppet”
she/her • 🔞 • @themckenziest.gay ♡
regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social 교포 입양자 KAD 🇰🇷 (adoptee) she/her
not a journalist. don’t be weird!
bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social perfect transsexual angel
it/its
𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com “beautiful but not very bright” - vogue magazine
she/her ⚘
cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social 
bree 🇨🇦 @goose.ski you can’t kill me faster than i can
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social Terminal Escapist
if you want to help me:
www.floriavintage.com
https://throne.com/cardiograms
https://ko-fi.com/cardiograms77680
Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social I swear to god you sons of bitches better be acting normal (if I should be following you and I'm not, DM and I'll fix that) Banner image by https://@gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social
SLAMMER @slammer.bsky.social https://slammermemes.wordpress.com/
chilly @chillylacroix.bsky.social it's chilly season
ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 🌈 @shuchancellor.bsky.social Cunning Diplomat, "Legalist-Daoist"
話說天下大勢，分久必合，合久必分
Supreme Warlord of Shu Han
EVERYONE is a "Yellow Turban"
Yt Latinx, grandson of an exile 🇬🇹🇵🇸
buy $SHU coin here---> https://paypal.me/SovietGuacamole?locale.x=en_US&country.x=US
marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social 🌿 queer elf with a plant shop
🌵 air plants | succulents | cactus
📍 San Diego, CA
💌 dovesplants@gmail.com
linktr.ee/dovesplants
mike classic™️ 🌞🏖️ @bizkitpilled.bsky.social florida man
beat store - bizkitpilled.beatstars.com
Soundcloud.com/bizkitpilled
coral scary @redscary.bsky.social #1 communist public works employee
b @nicetryofficer.bsky.social Universally beloved communist poet
g @bolden.bsky.social a communist zoomer 
Blewbeary @blewbeary.bsky.social Joe Pesci
demon core vidal @ home @regretagarbo.rip 🔪🩸I am a succubus what feeds off the sadness of men. Accidental performance artist. Earth’s only Fully Digital Ghost. Call me Vidal or Cilice. U wish u knew my real name. host, lowerpylon.club She/her🇱🇧 Yr one cishet friend. linktr.ee/regretagarbo
Ariel @mermaidthighs.gay Your baseball, pro wrestling, and horror movie-loving mermaid princess in the PNW
fae/faer
Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk riot doll.
please use alt text.
🔞minors dni🔞 she/fae
——
🎮𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Demonschool⛧🏫⛧
——
merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
trans judeo bolshevik @doikayt.bsky.social ☭ decolonial communist, anti-fascist, anti-imperialist, anti-zionist, abolitionist, disabled 🕎(they/them)—-@transjewtalian on twitter
✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 40ish | she/they
💕 kiki 💕 @kiki.whitecanof.monster “This bitch got soup for brains but I love her for it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️”
“…an absolute treasure”
“kiki will be walking this deserted earth in a thousand years”
🔞
olive consumer @machete.gay doctor of sociology at inst. nastro azzurro
terrorism/extremism explainer, media hell vortex looker
https://nocellara.beehiiv.com/
🧙♂️🚫
suffer in the tension between my serious opinions and d&d character pfp
addy, @addyct.bsky.social retired poster. 30s or 40s. used to run a cbb website. cofounder of antifa
ace in bio
WWJBD
luhvul
aaron mister anthropic @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.
"You can't spell 'taint' without 'AI'" @voxexsinister.bsky.social I try to be kind to people; some don't always seem to deserve it. Strayan Gen X Goth, Leftist, disabled povvo. Supporter of fellow marginalised people. Recovered sysadmin. Trans rights are human rights. He/Him
Email: VoxExSinister@proton.mail
Kras Mazov @pepperonidave.bsky.social 
Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app We will be ok or we won’t.
Irish & Sudanese 🇮🇪🇸🇩
https://linktr.ee/MiriamBoosh
Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social Statistic who does statistics
She/her
Discord: ask
-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art Grilled Cheese Award Winning, Fully Automated, Luxury Anarchist Syndicate
Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
🔀⚧️
Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition
Commissions & Shop: https://moxiest.art
sponge @jazzpomegranate.com asexual
Markwayne Carney ☭ @barrhavenist.bsky.social Probably communist. Land Back Free Palestine
Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social ✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team Adopt the Ideological Pause now until such time that all responsible for warming past +1.5°C are removed from power.
—
discord same as handle : ecoists only
Suggestions & Hate Mail : ngl.link/wormwitch_
$Wormwitch give me tribute, fill my coffers
SHEVANGELION 🏳️⚧️ ELLI @shevangelion.bsky.social 26 YO SHE/HER W/ INCREDIBLE ENERGY
ANTI-TECH PRO-TRAIN PRO-MASAAKI YUASA PRO-WOMANS
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social yells in the band daddy’s boy // part of flaming hydra // member: tja, iww fju // union YES // another world is possible if we can get it together
Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social National Chairman of Catholics Against Vlone
“Temu Gayest Tone”
Lisan al-Gabe @cyberstalin.bsky.social pervert philosopher and unapologetic tankie. marxism-leninism and gay sex. middle aged man btw. stranger in a strange land 🇧🇷
longform: https://biel.bearblog.dev/
36, he/him, brazilian but mostly posts in ENG
@ me if you DM, i never check those
Yuri @hotoldersisgf.sisc.one 📍Brooklyn Baddie
30 or 40 year old Real Transsexual Angel
MMO/ARPG enjoyer
former policy and politics girlie
she/her, it/its if you’re nasty
brazilian menace 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
https://www.twitch.tv/sadsleepygirlgaming
nora @downtownkitty.com 
your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online don't argue with me, i hate that
she/her, mom of teens, currently hyperfixating on sewing and movies
DO NOT DM, i live in Ohio and bluesky wants me to age verify and I'm stubborn
discord: .dirtgirl
letterboxd: https://boxd.it/gCCb
Phil Ochs stan account @smutty.bsky.social No substance she/her. I'm not a leftist I'm a communist
I don't fuck with nazis, terfs or zionists
❌️minors dni
☭🔻Watchdog🔻☭ @comradewatchdog.bsky.social Marxist Mutt and Meme Monger
I bite:
Zionists, fascists, capitalists, imperialists, MAGA, liberals, and bigots.
My beliefs are mine but I am totally trying to make them yours.
(He/Him)
DND, Gundam, Mass Effect, and Wrestling Nerd
I'll be watching!
🕵🏿♂️4th Wall Support Group @4thwallguide.bsky.social Father, veteran, reluctant technologist, martial artist. Linux enjoyer. A regular goofy dude that you wouldn't notice standing next to you at the local library. Genocidal freaks fuck off.
Building apps, taking naps🔻🍉
I0ZyZWVQYWxlc3RpbmU=
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay Anti-capitalist elder millesbian 💜 the only way to save ourselves is to save each other
✨i am 40 now✨
“Deranged Online Leftist”
💕🍍 @acab4cutie.top
Thembo @thembo.bsky.social Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual.
They/them
chasingshadowschronicle.substack.com
dogpile victim @pisspartistrue.bsky.social bits, memes, shitposting et al
Big Iron @big-iron.bsky.social Brian. Bluesky's token straight guy.
Low IQ, savage genetics, Cleveland defender
Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social He/Him/Coach
The "Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least."
The bowel blaster boxer barn bandit
the good Jerry.
Patrick in open Rebellion @dattil.io He/him. Android. ADHD. Left AF. Dad of many. Pinball. Star Wars. Warhammer. Hates Nazis/Billionaires
Maryland
Runs @Warlabel.bsky.social
gcluppy @gcluppy.bsky.social she/her
I’m gcluppy
butterfly. ☭ @gothgf.rip Don't think too hard :) | She/Sí/Elle | fr/en ok
🇵🇸 From the River to the Sea 🔻
clandestine reverend from the bricks @theghettomonk.bsky.social Pan-Africanism or Perish | #YNWA
LiberatingLibrary.com
The Power/Less Podcast @thepowerlesspod.com Music and political podcast. vocals in @deadinsideband.bsky.social . editor for the @numetalagenda.bsky.social and on Substack. Overall hack.
thepowerlesspod.com #diysky #musicsky #podcastsky
Signal: 773 207 0285
Squatchdrew @squatchdrew.bsky.social To the left of Lenin, living in PDX, pizza rocks. 
Omniscient Orb of Antlers @omniscientorb.bsky.social time is a level orb
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zpmpq3tifkzk7nqbgsmqvwj5/feed/aaafzcm4wp7oc
Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
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