Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social If I xoxo you itโs a defensive formation https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social
Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Etsy: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
Phil @distillation.bsky.social Nah
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๐ฒ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฑ @shadowham.bsky.social ๐ง unapologetic cheese worship
๐ค devotee of dumplings and darkness
๐ฆโโฌ oakland, ca
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Honeybear สโขแดฅโขส @honeybearlounge.bsky.social Experienced consumption strategist.
Posts about music and Utah.
Mr. E @officelinebacker.bsky.social Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus.
Behold! My stuff:
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@jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social Sarcasm, books, sarcastic cats, and all things creative. Probably will burn down the house with a CO2 laser. I really love creativity and sarcastic crafts. Cat mom to Morty and Indiana. Missing Jaxie.
You didn't notice it, but your brain did.-Plinkett
Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social But do you frolic?
๐ฑ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jbbmqp3piyjq2huf67xnkaqq/feed/aaabtjiqs3mhw
rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social one a those they/them queers
mackdapincheguerro @mackagain.bsky.social using my super powers to help uplift humanity. wtf are YOU doing?
mechanical flying monkey enginerd.
just another genX ghetto white trash fabulous savage.
mf'r said what? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx3hnubzrvwkdv22yz5gl6xr/feed/aaaphdjrq7cgq
Fiona Applebees ๐๐ @fionaapplebs.bsky.social โUncoolโ
~Rolling Stone
korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social intruder
Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectible tiara posts click on the original post and repost it so everyone gets shitpaid
Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social ๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐จ๐ฆ I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Anti Fascist. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.๐จ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ๐ต๐ธ
Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social Retired, veteran, sarcastically cynical. If you need more info, ask and I'll think about it.
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social over here on the flipside waiting for you to catch me
urban overachievers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
tactical nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social Jokes and whatnot. ๐
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sph7byg4uayz7id2mw74rzac/feed/top-skeets
Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social I'm no clown
I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
๐๐๐ข๐ญ๐กโฅ @ohfaith.bsky.social 
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
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Dead Gnome @dead-gnome.bsky.social Up-and-coming literary label for adults.
If you like horror, sex and swearing - welcome.
Our opinions are our own - sometimes unpopular.
Our Books:
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Our Socials:
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laurasagnahog @lasagnahog.bsky.social sometimes extra is the right amount | world's okayest mom | I love you just the way you are
Chicagoish
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him
made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social
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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) ๐ฝ @anotoriouspig.bsky.social ๐ Doofus ๐ฝ Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina ๐ Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a ๐ฝ Mainer ๐
Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek
DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
KnewNic๐๐ผ๐ง @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
Elena Existing @elenaexisting.bsky.social Gen X spinster aunt. Idaho to Louisville. Corporate drone from 8-5; devastatingly quiet from 5-8. Learning Mandarin. Going for a hike.
Let's take better care of each other, okay?
ATombicBean ๐ชฆ @bigbeannrg.bsky.social Crazy Cryptid Chica of Chaos
:::[particle mode activated]:::
'dro๐ฐ @clowndro.bsky.social Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
mothra stewart @gorl.gay iโm tay. and the kitty is frankie.
tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk
frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy
๐ฑูฉสโขแดฅโข ส @impossibear.bsky.social im just a bear with a gas powered stick
previously ๐ผ
avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social Good vibes or GTFO
Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social Songwriter, Traveler, Retired Footballer, Dork
๐จ๐ฆ๐๐จ๐ฆ
She/her
Photos by me ๐ธ
Read My Mind
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7bzd43ztwpxpaxgsi7nxx7v/feed/aaafjzhhef7p4
Bangers
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaal5ixambp5g
Memento (artemis) Morty ๐ @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
Big Spoon @spoonvillage.bsky.social A ghost inhabiting a human body
My Rubbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7vrfntwo5diurpnyrpfgg6u/feed/aaae77dtj5lf4
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
gwen pepperoni ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ค๐ผ๐ @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
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ึษืื
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@porcelainsiren.bsky.social new orleans native living in seattle, taking pretty pictures, and sharing them here to escape depression & anxiety.
abolish ice. free palestine. trans rights. blm. ubi. fdt.
skip, the online weed-smoking infant in sunglasses! @2002honduhh.bsky.social i dont even fuckin know i just woke up here
Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social *Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists
*Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me.
*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...Still slowly but surely migrating over the over 1,000 foods I covered on Twitter, so if you don't see a favorite here yet, stay tuned!
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social Transfemme | Educator | Globetrotter | Artist's Wife | Three executive dysfunctions in a trench coat | Studied Shitposting at the Sorbonne
Beefy 5 Layer Burrito @beefy5lyrburrito.bsky.social Your favorite Replysmithโs alt
Millennial garbage | he/him | nsfw ๐ mndi
Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social Widower, pizza maker, dog owner, not so much mid as mild.
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol โiโd never sell out for cloutโ not me playboy iโll sell out faster than a new pair of limited edition Jordans ill swallow for that follow ya feel me
ScotchTapeโข๏ธ @therealscotchtape.com Father, Husband of an EDS patient, semi-Retired.
Rush Fan, LEGO Enthusiast, Twitch Affiliate. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Ally .
Stream: www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
VODS: www.youtube.com/@scotchtapegamingYT
Business / Collab - scotch@therealscotchtape.com
CHI โ> PHX โ> SD
Jยกm Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!!
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based carpenter, basement poet, and full time caretaker. He/him.
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
Avi me blue hippie Tee
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
My skeets๐ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
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Zack Skellington ๐๐ @laptopsteel.bsky.social The only New Yorker in Appalachia. None of you know what itโs like to be 5โ9.
29 or 30.
(He/him)
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywoodโs Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs. Pennsylvanian.
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Moopsy! @themoopsy.bsky.social I'm the Moopsy!
I will drink your bones! :3
Kev Lucky,unashamedly wobbly.. @kev-lucky.bsky.social Big fan of #NZPol
๐ชท @this-ismyaltacct.bsky.social Yup, I'm here.
Sometimes.
MDNI ๐
I may post some... things. ๐
Bog Wench @beastofbog64.bsky.social I'm a artist of various mediums and very crafty! I use any Pronouns. Might post my art sometimes. I try my best to be friendly! Also dyslexic.
Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokesโข๏ธ. Recovering academic turned shitposter ๐ต๐ธ (they/she)๐ณ๏ธโ๐
avi ๐จ by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Garbรกge ๐ฃ๏ธ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social Your hottest block.
Nuggets.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4
$ASlightShimmy
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
futuredadOfTwo๐๐ปโโ๏ธ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebรฉ and future bebรฉ i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thighโฆ and jerryโs face?!
past futuredad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cisโขhetโขSupportiveโขCA sober 13yrs
Tim ๐จ๐ฆ @qwertying.bsky.social I like jokes.
โฅ๏ธ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
๐ Top Jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/top-skeets
๐ My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
๐ซCrypto ๐ซOnlyfan ๐ซPorn
Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi
Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social Facetious Prick.
only ever joking, calm down dear!
I'm only here to make up the numbers.
Dropped on my head as a child.
Before you block me can I at least say...Bye
*Witty retort a specialty
Tony @elgecko.bsky.social artist and pizzatarian | he/him
RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle๐ @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. โ๐ฝโค๏ธ๐ถ๐ผ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3brg3tkarfmhgddu4pmgjbkq/feed/aaapaaog6d5h4
Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social Platinum ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. ๐ฌ. ๐dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs
Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
aric @aghastronaut.com Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard
(he/him)
Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social "Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
๐๐ฆ๐ณ๐ข ๐๐๐ฒ๐ค๐ฅ ๐๐ฌ๐๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข @fleurkenstein.bsky.social this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
โ.ห โพ .โญห
moss, fossils, haiku & books
๐ who prose there? pod ๐
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiNFe6jLlvM&pp=ygUPd2hvIHByb3NlIHRoZXJl0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD&ra=m
pfp: stevie nicks larp
banner: trent reznor
jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social abolish everything. highly opinionated research nurse dancing in the pool and binging all the tv. free palestine.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
me ๐ท https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
FrostMantis @ogruddawg.bsky.social Born at 361 ppm, He/Him
Mech. Engineering/QC Chemistry Tech
Fan of arthropods, transit, & weather
Rapidly alternates between shit and earnestposting. Bipolar type 2
Anti-fascist, AI skeptic, ๐
Democratic socialist
๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (ally)
Fuck Admin 47, Fuck ICE
Jason the Average ยฎ๏ธ ๐๐ค๐๐ค @jasontheaverage.bsky.social Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
โน๏ธDo not expect anything useful here.
Big Miss Steak ๐
๐ @hawaiijeno.bsky.social Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still canโt fold a fitted sheet
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
he/him
My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq
Everyone else's fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
Kat Alderson ๐ @klaybourne.bsky.social swearing, emojis, typos, alt text
my shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
create your own feed link:
https://tinyurl.com/pimpyourfeed
Amberino @nellieadjacent.bsky.social word nerd
Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social Meh
Littlehawk In Flames @bizarroland.bsky.social Modern day Lakota man.
I bear a shard of the hoop.
I don't belong here with you
But I won't be long anywhere.
Oujt @oujt.bsky.social Valley of the Moon. Dawg. 1984/89 #GratefulDead Scholar. Kurosawa, Agnes Moorhead ,Halston, guy. Defender of okra. JohnnyWeir? I dig it. I shall not be moved.
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social wait what
MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social Iโm the only Kevin that matters on this whole fucking app
Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls
The most โlikedโ:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
Davoid @davoid.bsky.social Crickets' Choice award winner
M'brain woimz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagfqyoyn76q
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bkhy2dbh64yakigofguj6fx2/feed/aaadb3ixsmvbq
๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐ @highnessophelia.bsky.social 45 earth years โข socialist โข #feminist โข ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ โข #atheist โข 420 โข ๐ธ โข former role model โข ๐ฎ โข pacifist โฎ๏ธ โข plant nerd ๐ฑ โข #adoptee โข absolutely ๐ซ AI โข ๐๐ป๐ง โข #altbabes
๐ taken, but we'll let you watch ๐๐ป
https://stardustandcyanide.me/my-links
๐ MDNI
Devil Wears Nada @eastcoastemo.bsky.social Live Music. Childless cat lady. Swiftie since Debut. Vintage clothes. Would rather be in London. Got engaged at my 50th Phish show๐.
Wife of @bobbby.online
Mother of ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ผ
Birdie, Beginning @srslymagenta.bsky.social Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That โฟ chick. Nerd. Early 50's, cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no ๐. AuDHD and PDA friendly. barrowediting@gmail.com for ๐ queries