WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20d

This is Hina, Sasha, Momo, and Kikko. They just got in line behind their turtle friend. Not sure what the line is even for, but man is it moving slow. 12/10 for all (IG: yokokikuchi_ks)

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2026 Spring to Come · 20d

All aboard!!

ThyGoddess · 20d

Turtle? I see a rare ninja dog

Mike Ryan 🇨🇦 · 20d

Take 2... You need to get the turtle a skateboard

@latho17.bsky.social · 20d

They can’t eat until he does. And he knows this. And he is messing with their heads. #turtlepower

Melora · 20d

I had a pet turtle growing up. My dog and he were besties

Gobber · 20d

Waiting their turn is definitely a 15/10.

Blake · 20d

🤪🤪💯

Femme Fatale Anna · 19d

Are these Japanese dogs??

@kelleywillis.bsky.social · 19d

That’s a trans-canine and should not be allowed to compete in this race. (F’ing #Republicans)

Tiffany⸆⸉ · 20d

Bet that line is moving really slow

Pavel Gromnic · 20d

I would love to know what that white dog is thinking. I'll bet that's Kikko.

Ms. Geek is fed up. · 20d

Shibes are awesome Doggos.

The Giant Aquatic Centipede · 19d

Anyone who has owned tortoises understands who the Main Character is in that line-up... 😂

Mcnutt · 19d

😅😅❤️

Ptbietz · 20d

It’s a ‘who did it’ lineup

@sorceress2.bsky.social · 20d

Colonel Turtle: "Forward March." They should reach the other side of the room in about 4 or 5 hours. ❤️

Rosecrucian Roeth · 20d

🤣🤣

Vic · 20d

😊😊💙💙💙

JB💙💙💙💙💙💙 · 20d

☺️☺️

babsertime and the livin' is easy · 20d

"dude COULD WE? i gotta get to work"

Antred 🇩🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 · 20d

"Friends! I have reason to believe that one of us is an imposter!"

@sibirin.bsky.social · 20d

I always wonder what the household routines are like with 4 shibas. The ones I have met have such strong personalities and stubborn streaks that I can't imagine what mayhem 4 of them could bring about.

Tony Cava · 20d

Awesome dogs! Hey! We have a Momo too- Momo Kaiju the long-haired English crème dachshund and we think you should rate her too!

Connie · 20d

Dat white doggy has a “snack!” look going on…

@cvdgoldens.bsky.social · 20d

I always get in the slow moving line. At least you guys know why your line slow. 🤭😁

Hope ☄️ (NO DMS!) · 20d

Shiba dog: "Dude you're not a dog, no matter what your owner named you after.. Flash!?" Turtle the Flash: "Compete with me in the ocean, & you'll see why my owner called me, Flash!" 🐢🌊

Just Grace · 19d

💖💖💖 Priceless! 💖 💖 💖

@secondhalf74.bsky.social · 19d

after many months, the owners were sure they heard the turtle barking. Learned behavior. It also jumps all over anyone coming to the front door.

Eric V · 19d

A lineup at a Russian gas station

Svesna · 20d

Here it is :

@drgonzo1.bsky.social · 19d

The Usual Suspects

FryaDuck · 20d

Tortoise

@richard68.bsky.social · 19d

My Shiba found a turtle in the back yard and tried eating it. Bless yours. They seem civilized.

Gajes · 19d

@nativeson13.bsky.social · 20d

They were challenged to a race

The Madness Of Griffons · 20d

They're waiting for poo. Tasty snack. I know, my parents had 2 dogs and a tortoise, they'd follow it around the garden waiting for it to drop one.

Safron · 19d

What's turtle friends name?

Kimba · 20d

💜💜💜

Pelagia · 19d

Mwah 😘

Zacharydideas · 20d

So nice to see them standing in solidarity with their turtle friend even though they don’t know what for. True friends.

Mitch the Infovore (he/him/his) · 20d

@weratedogs.com: What's the turtle's name?

m&m (Mike) · 20d

When I say I have all my ducks in a row, this is what it looks like. 😉

GrandpaX3 · 20d

🤣

Ted🇨🇦 · 19d

First sighting of Mitch McConnell in months

bellatv · 19d

AAWWW!!!

Flosey · 20d

Hina: peddle to the metal mate!

Adam Sundling · 20d

*tortoise friend

@elizabeth-whalen.bsky.social · 20d

15/10 for patience, though!

tardley · 19d

That's not a turtle, that's a tortoise.

linuxnerd · 20d

Take turtle. Throw at sun.

Capn Jack, Cooper, Chloe · 20d

😂😉

angiesnyder · 20d

I have seen the video of this! The food is lined up out of camera. The dogs are waiting for the turtle to start eating his food before they go for theirs. It is adorable!!

Susan Gemmill · 19d

🤣😍

Debs with cats · 20d

Is it for a bowl of salad?

@lisdoon.bsky.social · 19d

So lovely and lovable💖💖💖

12MileGeo · 20d

They won't jump the queue, because they are good dogs and the turtle was first.

💢Marx Was Right.🕊 · 20d

Awesome markings on the middle two.

Bridgette Reed · 20d

Can’t breath. I’m dead. 😂🤣😂🤣

badgertricia · 20d

Hina to turtle “Could you maybe hurry up a bit, please? The rest can’t see you & they think I’m the hold up”

Cole · 20d

Senator 🐢 McConnell

Tellus Moore · 20d

Rip Torn 2 🌊 · 20d

That's a tortoise.

@larryg49.bsky.social · 19d

Cool! Shabbat Shalom

@plug72.bsky.social · 20d

It's a race, after reading a short story about a previous race the turtle is feeling confident.

Trump & Epstein were business partners · 20d

"There's a spy among us!" 😜

Ⓜ️ Hildur · 19d

..but where is Kikko’s Man?

@concerned2.bsky.social · 20d

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Inanna-NZ · 19d

It's called "Respect" 💞

snark maiden 🇨🇦 💙💛 · 20d

Turtles all the way down 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

Jeffery,Resister · 20d

That minute when You suspect Your sibling was adopted 😂😂😂

@prasertchati.bsky.social · 20d

They may not know what they're waiting for, but they're committed to the mission. Absolutely adorable—12/10 is well deserved! 🐢🐶❤️

Michelle · 20d

Can you send them to my house? I need a Mal really badly.

Goose the Moose · 20d

Obviously this is a DMV line...

Florian · 20d

Don't rush the new turtle friend. Everything will gonna be alright.

@kittenclaws48.bsky.social · 18d

One of these things is not like the others.

Fast-Casual Karen · 20d

White dog “C’mon, it’s McDonald’s, how did you NOT know what you wanted before it was your turn to order?!?!”

Louise · 20d

I got to go to the restroom, hurry up! 😂

@billdadem.bsky.social · 20d

Give the pups some time... they'll come out of their shell. Ok... sorry

@lewtwin.bsky.social · 20d

And the turtle is like: "And I'd FIGHT ALL YOU SOBS"

frodo58.bsky.social · 20d

Yeah...a real snails pace!😂

ObiMoo · 20d

pretty sure i've actually seen this video - they all wait for the tortoise to get to its food bowl before they head over to theirs. it's the most 14/10 family thing ever.

@pundoodle.bsky.social · 20d

Four huskies and a turtle walk into a bar.... slowly....

Victoria Capon · 20d

That’s a young tortoise I believe?❤️

Nan ☮️ · 20d

Sorican · 20d

I dunno, but the tortoise probably deserves an honorary 13/10!

@foodnwhine.bsky.social · 20d

A turtle doesn’t move too fast or too slow; a turtle moves at exactly the speed it intends to.

Richard · 19d

Tortoise teaches the team about the offside rule.

@liberallucy.bsky.social · 20d

More funny pics PLEASE! 😂😍 PS my son goes to UConn! (The Huskies!) 😍

Ley · 20d

I can see this as another TMNT.

BreeDanielsWins · 19d

In line ... for the bathroom?

@testimonitoni.bsky.social · 20d

🫪😳🤨🧐🙀🤦🏾‍♀️🤣😂😁😅😂🤣😂😅😁

Pixelcooker · 20d

The Usual Suspects.

@wfrankdunn79.bsky.social · 20d

Hey, turtles are faster than you think when they want to

em · 20d

Shibas are the best!!

@jetta48.bsky.social · 20d

So it's turtle first, but then Shibas all the way down? This is big.

Daniel Nodolf · 20d

Is this a ‘one of us is different quiz?’

Sabai · 20d

💙🤣

Auntie Pho (he / him) · 20d

Looks like Mitch, but alive.

Deb McAlister Holland · 20d

What a beautiful family!

Dare 🔥 · 20d

What a good squad!

Rusty · 20d

@npancympartin.bsky.social · 20d

One turtle, four bodyguards ahahahaha 🐢🐶🐶🐶🐶

Smigman · 20d

Turtle needs a skateboard.

microfish · 20d

The turtle with no name…

T · 20d

The turtle represents the U.S. leading the world….

Desiree Helms · 20d

So cute I love turtles and tortoise es

Just Me · 20d

It’s like waiting behind senior citizens in the buffet line, etc. You’re like “no, no, go. Take your time. Take all the time you need” but, in your head, you’re saying “if these old ass people don’t hurry up I’m going to scream!”.

Alexander Rooksmoor · 20d

'Take your time, make sure, then tell us which the one you think you saw driving the getaway car.' Cecil: 'This is a fit-up job!'

Anderson Maxwell. JR · 20d

Lmao 🤣 kikko looking at the little turtle friend Like “please hurry man” lol 😆

ShawnRW 🇨🇦 #NeverEverVoteConservative · 19d

Only if you are holding him back: youtu.be/STJEQmwawgU

Lobster Nanny · 20d

🐢is a born leader.

Michael Kaplan · 20d

10/10 no notes

E. B. Raghallaigh, PhD · 20d

🤣🤣🤣

THEE Mame · 20d

Such beautiful and patient doggos🥰

@orphandemocrat.bsky.social · 19d

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🐕💋💋

KarenM · 20d

Lune Culture. They're so on-trend.

The Racket, LLC · 20d

It’s a queue. Surprised their aren’t a few of my UK brothers lining up

@blueanimallover.bsky.social · 20d

Treats, probably! 😍💖🐶💕😊

SirNYC · 20d

They're all so beautiful! 😍🥰❤️🙏🐶🐕🐢

@brinoles-53.bsky.social · 19d

I had my Shiba Kobe for 15 wonderful years. They are the best dog ever

Sheri · 20d

Must be a grocery line. they always move at turle's pace.

Sally Neary · 20d

The turtle is the alpha.

Sue M · 20d

Women’s restroom? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️ · 20d

Line at the deli when you have a 15 minute lunch break.

@ln-em.bsky.social · 19d

kikko to momo: see, i tol you we shuda come sooner

Shannon · 20d

Isn’t that a tortoise?

Merci Merci Me · 20d

The tortoise is their leader who keeos them in line. I think the photo shows this in no uncertain terms. Those are some VERY GOOD DOGS!

Mongo, The Dog Who Was A Whale · 20d

Pooch Politeness !

SomeDogsLikeCheese · 20d

I think there's been a egregious error in scoring, as the turtle's canine companion is clearly a 15/10 and deserves significantly more appreciation.

MerlinAlbusG · 20d

Master sargent tortoise is doing the inspection! -What are you looking at, white boy?! Have you fallen in love with me?!

DebVend · 20d

🤣🤣🤣🤣🐾🐾🐾

@mims-news.bsky.social · 20d

The pup's are waiting for their Marching Orders From General 🐢 ❤️

Alfredine · 20d

“Japanese Police Lineup”…!!!

Kailan Sunshine · 20d

Even if he's slow, he was first. Gotta respect the line, man!

Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ · 20d

Hope the treato line moves faster, dogrates. 💙🐢🐕🐕🐕🐕

moon ⋆.˚ ☾ · 20d

wow. Much slow. amaze