Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social Excited for pickle
Intern @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Sabrina @sabrinainne.bsky.social Pizza snob 🍕I am a keeper 🐝
adorableinne over on the old bird app
Sabrina_take2 on IG and Threads 
The Lush Kitch @thelushkitch.bsky.social 
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social a weeb and a baddie 💀
Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social he/him/idiot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dsrmeoo5ir72j5upl2jlli3f/feed/chrono-skeets
russell @russbhere.bsky.social did someone say cookies
Bobson Dugnut @mrworldwideweb.bsky.social Pornhub’s Gore Vidal
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social A barren woman. 
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social I pay for porn and I vote.
The Space Bunny! @courierresolute.bsky.social Moon Rabbit. 40. He/They. Queer. Polyam. Married. Fight for our Trans bothers, sisters and others. Fuck AI, Fuck Terfs and Swerfs, and Fuck the Right. Banner art by @coelasquid.bsky.social. 💗💛💙
I'm a country queer. Autistic and awkward.
The Woke Post Finder @fairbairn.zone 
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social The Eternal Lowbie
they/them
detroit
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marissabot walmart dog @marissabot.bsky.social bot trained on @meo.bsky.social's posts. its running on an m1 macbook ok its harmless. dont get ur panties in a twist
the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social normal
hazel @thehazelzone.bsky.social boy cillian murphy
she/her
@whykiki.bsky.social @whykiki.bsky.social Coiner of the popular expression "Zut, alors" and inspiration for the Lynyrd Skynyrd song "Gimme Back My Bullets."
Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social ClickHole contributor. Writer. Person. An actual human being. In DC. chrisscottwrites.com
Amy Greenlee @greenleeish.bsky.social Humor in @mcsweeneys @The_Belladonnas @SlackjawHumor @JaneWastebasket @FrazzledHumor @WeeklyHumorist | Editor of the TV humor publication Pause Button | Creator of The Gospel of Jest: gospelofjest.substack.com
Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social 👀 writer/performer featured in the NYTimes and ABC News talking about Healthcare
✍️ humor featured in the New Yorker and McSweeney's
💊 crohn's disease haver
🐍 not a fan of U.S. Healthcare
https://outofnetworknetwork.substack.com/
Rachel Rose Keller @rachelrosekeller.bsky.social Words in The Onion, Reductress, McSweeney's, the void I scream into
Part time chronic ill-fluencer
Taylor Kay Phillips @taylorkayphillips.bsky.social Writer @ Last Week Tonight
Author of “A Guide to Midwestern Conversation”
Substack: https://tkp.substack.com/
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
Meditations of a Cynic @meditationofacynic.bsky.social My name is Peter Upright and I make cynical, sarcastic and dark humor cartoons. I am also the keyboardist for THE UPRIGHTS. (bsky.app/profile/theu...)
If you share this page, I will ask the Reptilian Overlords spare your life.
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social Influencee
Emily Menez @emenez2.bsky.social Just another Filipina-Spanish Comedy Writer from Kansas,
CBS, McSweeney's,The New Yorker
NBC Late Night Writers Workshop, Slackjaw Editor (she/her)
Sarah @sarahthegardner.bsky.social Writer, reader, person who lies down. Excels at cheese consumption.
The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com REAL Hollywood News.
A subsidary of Freelance Mutts, acquired by Layoff Larry.
Hwoodtimes.com
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social Chicago | Comedy in Reductress, McSweeney’s, The Hard Times, Weekly Humorist, etc | Social Media Coordinator for The Belladonna | She/Her
katymaiolatesi.com
Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social 🧢 CEO: Dropout
🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise
🌸 he / him
Katherine Di Napoli @katherinedinapoli.bsky.social Writing humor and other things. Words in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, my fireplace, shredded then burned for good measure. Based in Canada. katherinedinapoli.com
Shannon Sanders @shanders.bsky.social THE GREAT WHEREVER (forthcoming from Holt, summer ‘26); COMPANY, 2024 winner of the L.A.Times Book Prizes Award for First Fiction: https://www.graywolfpress.org/books/company. Mom, twin mom, lawyer, Silver Springer. She/her
Admiral Funnest Frontier Prime 🏴☠️🖖 @deckslower.bsky.social I post mostly Memes #FOD #Bluecrew💙🖖 #Pirates♠️💛🖖 #Transformers #comicbooks #Thundercats #AllStarTrek🖖 #TikTok #WVU💙💛🖖 #Steelers 🖤💛🖖 #StarTrekFamily 😁🖖 #LLAP #Mangmi Affiliate https://mangmi.com/products/mangmi-air-x?sca_ref=10301466.qxVS8x1yUsWIl
Jenny Hagel @jennyhagel.bsky.social 
Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social journalist, author, reads too much. haggard and unblest. trans guy, he/him. feygeleh & proud 🦩
newsletter:
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Scott Shewfelt @scottshewfelt.bsky.social I write: https://medium.com/@scott.w.shewfelt | I’ve won on Jeopardy! | WARNING: This product is not a safe alternative to cigarettes
Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
Deeny they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
AI IS NOT ART
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
Matty @bestestname.bsky.social Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
Amy Poehler @amypoehler.bsky.social Some rando
https://amysmartgirls.com
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social Retired Curmudgeon at Large. Ne’er do well of questionable morals. Proud purveyor of unmitigated tommyrot. Prone to exaggeration and totally unnecessary embellishment.
Keanu @donfrance3.bsky.social from a Mountain.
Comedy. Retired I thought. Dog is the only one I trust.
"ballotproof" AI shall be revealed
unsolicited DM's will be verified, reported, and blocked.
trolls, fakes, and scam accounts get neutralized here [try me I dare you LOL]
Kobe (She) @kobe1991.bsky.social Female, Author, English Professor, loves humor, is a staunch Democrat, outraged Trump was elected. Married, Mom of 4, Dog mom, Reader, conversationalist,🚳DMs! I FOLLOW BACK!
GodlessPrimate @godlessprimate.bsky.social He,him. Atheist, progressive, musician, artist, and school employee. Huge fan of books and films. Sci-fi, comedy, and history are my favorites. I love animals, especially dogs. Just a middle-aged working class, Kentucky dude trying to make a difference.
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Darkhorse, other places
alexanderblechman.com
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter
Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social Comedian, writer, producer, ceramicist, slave to the rhythm (and my dog.) Neurodivergent hottie.
BooBerryJones.etsy.com
Merrill Markoe @merrillmarkoe.bsky.social Writer of things intended to be humor and animal lover. I post A LOT of pieces on my Substack page:"Still Looking for the Joke" https://substack.com/@merrillmarkoe?utm_source=user-menu
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
www.melbrooks.com
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social Filmmaker: Hyperobject Industries/Yellow Dot Studios
Climate & societal collapse with some sports and movie talk. And yes, the mixture is disorienting.
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social stream my first comedy special “Surprise Me” on YouTube!
Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com Sober trans broad. Award winning writer. Former smoker. I write a newsletter called Anxiety Shark, my debut book is called The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman
She//Her
linktr.ee/nikostratis
Capitol Hill Books @capitolhillbooks.bsky.social New, used, and rare books in D.C.
Totally not judging your purchases (to your face).
https://www.capitolhillbooks-dc.com/
Mike Sweeney @courier12.bsky.social On my better days, I'm a writer. WGAw.
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me 🤠:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
Van Driessen @gr8-cornholio.bsky.social I like babycarrots
Alan Zweibel @alanzweibel.bsky.social Comedy writer, author, playwright, all-around great guy. SNL, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Garry Shandling, etc
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy.bsky.social Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, and CBS • I joke a lot.
Simon C. Holland @simoncholland.bsky.social I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.
Karen Chee @karenchee.bsky.social comedy and also normal stuff
Jen Statsky @jenstatsky.bsky.social co-creator of hacks
Victoria O. @bitchisback.bsky.social Always unoriginal. Often bitter. Sometimes sarcastic. American living in London. Suck it Trump.
Jay Jurden @jayjurden.bsky.social comedian writer actor. x-men nerd. bisexual demon. JayJurden.com
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert @colbertlateshow.bsky.social Catch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35pm ET on CBS and Paramount+ 📺 #Colbert linktr.ee/colbertlateshow
Stephen Colbert @stephencolbert.bsky.social Evie’s husband 
Late Night with Seth Meyers @latenightseth.bsky.social Official Bluesky handle for Late Night with Seth Meyers, weeknights at 12:35/11:35c on NBC. Streaming on Peacock now.
Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
Skyler Higley @skylerhigley.bsky.social comedian / writer (Conan, Oscars, the onion, after midnight)
Ike Barinholtz @ikebarinholtz.bsky.social It’s me!
PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social I’m very inspirational
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com Weeknights 11/10c on Comedy Central and Paramount+
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
Get your mushie-mail! > cheerful letters filled with mushroom-themed stickers, news, and more! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Lucas Gardner @lucasgardner.bsky.social Comedy writer www.lucasgardnersthings.com
Dublin Rover @dublinrover.bsky.social Satirical Author, published by @threeravens.bsky.social. Tranmere Rovers, Dundee Utd, SV Darmstadt, and Cincinnati Bengals fan. Not necessarily in that order.
Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social Los Angeles
Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years.
"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
https://linktr.ee/stankelly
Amanda Knox @amandaknox.com Exoneree, host of Hard Knox podcast, author of Free: My Search for Meaning. One woman comedy show, Cartwheel, at the Edinburgh Fringe Aug 7-17.
www.amandaknox.substack.com
Charlie Brooker @charliebrooker.bsky.social Underwhelmist.
Quinta Brunson @quintabrunson.bsky.social Hi.
Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social Simpsons writer
comedy for and by one mother of color
Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Sister Spreadsheet
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social Executive Producer, Last Week Tonight. Friend to nearly all the animals. 
miss fugazi @crip.es bivalve mollusc
giulia
ashley ray @theashleyray.bsky.social comedian and writer
https://theashleyray.com/
www.theashleyray.com/ashleyraycrafts
https://ashleyraycrafts.etsy.com