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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social Ex NY Times, now author of Substack Paul Krugman. Nobel laureate and, according to Donald Trump, "Deranged BUM". Also Research Professor at the City University of New York Graduate Center and senior scholar at the GC-CUNY Stone Center.
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Sam @samonchar.bsky.social Writer of puns. Charity fundraiser. Fan of live comedy, theatre & music. Leeds United fanatic - MOT / ALAW
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Peter Anscombe @peteranscombe.bsky.social SW England
Interested in Photography, Art, Fiction, Rugby Union, Cricket.
Author of bad jokes.
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Politics centre left wherever that is.
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Pen Club Founder...and I'm also a member.
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Jonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social I love vaccines, animals, and my wife, who set up this profile.
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/we-want-them-infected/
Barbara Henderson (new WIP 6831) @scattyscribbler.bsky.social Author. Scottish historical fiction and eco- adventures for kids. 2x Young Quills Winner. 🎭 Teacher, ✝️, 🏴 🇩🇪, Highlands.
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KO's Shadow @kevinosborne.bsky.social Been around the world and aye, aye, aye......
aye, aye, aye, aye captain
Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social I'm a double threat (puns and portraits). Arty things are here: instagram.com/zincportraits. Puns are on this place, the OTHER place and in books: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GQXHHXNS
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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 8-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast (new joke every day with that tag). #HashtagGames player.
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www.inlimboproject.org
Member of the General Council of Italians Abroad (CGIE) UK; Member of Com.It. Es di Londra;
citizen of the world
Del Dewar @deefex.bsky.social Software Test Professional, Karateka, and Cyclist. Hates Brussel Sprouts.
Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv Official account for #Taskmaster.
Watch full episodes on YouTube and Channel4.com.
Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social from Taskmaster, The Horne Section and Chesham United, mainly.
Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social Cartoonist and Illustrator. My book of science cartoons, PHYSICS FOR CATS, is available now! www.tomgauld.com
Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social ~Public Historian 📜🤓
~Host & creator BBC YOU’RE DEAD TO ME podcast😆🧐🎙️📻📜🏛️
~ Author of 8 funny books for kids & adults ✍️📚
~ BBC HORRIBLE HISTORIES (2008-19)
📺🤣
~Hon. Dr & Fellow, University of York IPUP 🧑🎓
~Spurs fan #COYS ⚽️
www.gregjenner.com 🧑💻
Stephen Fry @stephenfry.bsky.social Grazer and nibbler at the outer edges of new social media platforms
A Shining Wit @caffeine748.bsky.social I write terrible dad jokes. Not about terrible dads, though.
Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social ⭐️ 2026 TOUR ⭐️ + BESTSELLING BOOK ‘Namaste Motherf*ckers’ OUT NOW! 🙏🏻 At 45, Joan Rivers told me to get into stand-up. So I did. She was 81 • Live at the Apollo • QI •
Dan Schreiber @schreiberland.bsky.social Host of QI’s No Such Thing As A Fish / Author of The Theory Of Everything Else / co-founder of BBC’s The Museum of Curiosity
UK TOUR: ‘This Changes Everything’ starts this October
Marcus Brigstocke @marcusbrig.bsky.social An absolute thundering great berk.
Charlie Brooker @charliebrooker.bsky.social Underwhelmist.
John Finnemore @johnfinnemore.bsky.social Writer, comedian, actor, puzzle-maker. I'm not really sure what the right word for that last one is.
For now, I'm only here to bags my name in case this one takes off. But I hope it does. 
Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm.bsky.social Author (A Beginner’s Guide To Breaking And Entering OUT NOW); No Such Thing As A Fish co-host, Private Eye joke-writer, Naked Week host. Agents are RCW (books) and The Agency (showbiz bébé).
Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social Patreon.com/robinince for blog posts and podcasts
Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84
fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you?
Buy show tickets 2025/6: sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Add confession b3ta.com/addfess
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Run @robmanuel.b3ta.com
Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social Writing. Comedy. Podcasts.
Book: http://bit.ly/4uban5W
🎙️: Realms Unknown; The Gargle; The Bugle; Tea With Alice
Join my Writers Meetings: http://buff.ly/3eFIs8x
Enquiries:
Writing: john.ash@caa.com
Comedy: Info@gagreflex.co.uk
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social Historically inaccurate
He/him
https://www.mooseallain.co.uk
Alpaca Lady GA @alpacalady.bsky.social Alpacas, politics, travel, and books… and living the unexpected life. Blue dot County Chair in one of the reddest counties in Georgia.
Victoria Coren Mitchell @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social Writer, poker player and accidental quiz show host.
Janet Gregory @janetgregoryca.bsky.social author, holistic testing consultant, co-founder of the Agile Testing Fellowship. Lives in western Canada and mostly retired.
Angie Jones @angiejones.tech Tech's Favorite Auntie
VP Eng, AI Tools & Enablement @ Block
#techgirl1908
Chris McMahon @chrismcmahon.bsky.social Software QA, bass player, guerilla ukulele. Southern gentleman. Western canyoneer. Writer. Founded QA practice for Wikipedia/Wikimedia Foundation and Salesforce Foundation. Ex-Thoughtworks too. Y2K made my career.
Lisi Hocke @lisihocke.bsky.social security engineer, holistic tester, quality enabler, agile experimenter, sociotechnical symmathecist, team glue. volleyball player, game lover, story escapist. she/her.
https://www.lisihocke.com
https://mastodon.social/@lisihocke
https://linktr.ee
Abby Bangser @abangser.bsky.social Building Kratix.io, hosting #CoffeeOps, part of CNCF TAG App Delivery / WG Platforms, generally learning in the OSS world
EricP 🍉 @ericproegler.com L53 Social Justice Guardian, Grandpa, Hugger🐻
Context-Driven Staff Tester/Platform Eng, Speaker🕵️♂️
Chief Petty Officer, GasUp Station, Mentor🧙♂️
SciFi, NBA, Comedy, Music, Travel, Food 🦀
Black Lives Matter, Sí se puede, human rights 4 ALL✊🏻
Love you! Yes, you 🫶
Michele Playfair (she/her) @micheleplayfair.bsky.social Getting back on my social shizzle. Not Actually a YOW! Speaker. You can't always believe lists
Tristan Lombard 🇺🇦 @tristanlombard.bsky.social Proud Stage Mom for my founders, devs, QA, engineering, and #TrailblazerCommunity.
Independent marketing & community consultant. #DigitalNomad when not in San Francisco, CA. (He/Him/His)🌈
Paul Grizzaffi @pgrizzaffi.bsky.social That #Automation Dude | #Keynote #speaker | Asker of uncomfortable #testing questions | #Blogger | #Writer | #HeavyMetal aficionado 🤘 | https://responsibleautomation.wordpress.com/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/paulgrizzaffi/
https://twitter.com/pgrizzaffi
Joanna Denni @joannadenni.com 🩷💛💙 Technical Product Manager
🪴houseplants 🥖bread 🧶macramé 🐈cats ⚾️baseball
https://hachyderm.io/@joannalaine
✨serving swamp witch realness✨
Gitte Klitgaard @nativewired.com Keynote speaker, trusted advisor, curious, Keeper of the Weird, Good Omen fan, friend, offer of hugs, unicorn, learner & more :)
Want us all to be kind to each other
May skeet in bad Swedish.
Have space for new clients.
Cis, she/her
Marit van Dijk @maritvandijk.bsky.social 💻 Software Developer | ☕🥑 Java Developer Advocate @ JetBrains | 🏆 Java Champion | 🎤 International Keynote Speaker | 👩💻 Pronouns: She/her
https://maritvandijk.com/
Anne Marie Charrett @annemariecharrett.com Author of quality coach’s handbook
https://leanpub.com/qc
https://amzn.asia/d/eRGjqG4
Driving a movement
Based in Sydney, Australia
Lisa Crispin @lisacrispin.bsky.social Donkey mom, testing consultant/trainer, Vermont. See https://LisaCrispin.com for more. 
Rosie Sherry @rosiesherry.com Community builder. Indie founder. Unschooler. 5x Mother. AuDHD . She/her. 🇬🇧
“Don’t let the social networks have all the fun”
🌈 Rosie.land: writing about community building
🪐 Founder & CEO @ministryoftesting.com
Simon Tomes @simontomes.com Music Explorer | 💿 HiRes Digital Album Lover | Drummer | 🥁 #DrumsForWellbeing | Community Professional | Writing about Community Confidence simontomes.com | Bluesky User #383 since Feb 23 | he/him | Not active here for testing stuff, I use LinkedIn.
Full Snack Tester @fullsnacktester.com Hi, I'm Ben, The Full Snack Tester.
I explore the world of software development and testing. I go on adventures as I discover the wonders of software quality. Please join me on my journey.
https://www.fullsnacktester.com/
Coty @coty.bsky.social Talk about technology, AI/ML, ethics, politics, language, etc. He/him.
Fiona Charles @fionaccharles.bsky.social Workshop designer/facilitator, keynote speaker, gardener, dog lover, choral singer, and (recovering) software test/quality consultant. Still interested, engaged, and sometimes enraged with tech.
João Proença @jrosaproenca.bsky.social Quality Engineer. Conference Speaker on all things Software Quality.
Lisbon, Portugal 🇵🇹 Benfica ⚽️ Musician 🎸
meg 🌸 @cactusflamingo.bsky.social software engineer. pedals and runs. honorary yorkshire lass. collector of ancient code scrolls 🧠🌶️
Karen Tests Stuff @karentestsstuff.bsky.social I test stuff:
Software...
Patience...
You name it!
Find my channel on YouTube here -> https://www.youtube.com/c/KarenTestsStuff
Vernon Richards @testerfromleic.bsky.social I ghostwrite Educational Email Courses for software testing tool vendors | 20+ years testing & coaching in tech | Will Smith's Virtual Stunt Double
Swanny @swanny.bsky.social Quality Engineering Manager. Award winning Tech & Gaming blogger. Content Creator. Tea drinker. ADHD Warrior.
Media Enquiries: hello@techherout.co.uk
https://www.techherout.co.uk
Christian Baumann @chrissbaumann.bsky.social Father, software tester, saxophone player 🎷, conference speaker, #agileTD ambassador 🦄, ATD beer club member 🍻, metal head 🤘, he/him, #noAfD
http://linktr.ee/chrissbaumann
Lee Marshall 🏴☠️ (Discord: thepiratetester) @thepiratetester.bsky.social A testing pirate, sailing the sea of software testing.
Sharing testing ideas on various platforms & on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@PirateTesterAhoy)
Heather Reid @heatherreiduff.bsky.social Engineering team lead with ABC Glofox. Always be learning. Enjoy a good whiskey & a decent curry but not together! All views shared are my own (she/her)
Lena Pejgan @pejgan.se She/Her/They.
CEO Test Scouts Stockholm.
Public speaker, facilitator, blogger and author/creator of Would heu-risk it? https://pejgan.se/WHRI.htm
Tobias Geyer (he/him - Tarabiscoté*e) @the-qa-guy.bsky.social Whenever I'm close, things reveal that they're broken - and sometimes that was not my intention.
Expect posts about software testing, public speaking, parenting, sports (running & pole) and fashion.
Genderqueer.
Haus Tarabiscoté*e 🪻🖤
Stephan @thetraveller.bsky.social I am a traveller (not necessarily in a geographical sense) who seeks, observes … & occasionally finds.
I am a programming software tester, studied physics, survived cancer & live at the seaside. I love the ocean and go swimming a lot – in winter, too.
Patrick “Grumpy” Prill @testpappy.bsky.social Tester, Woodworker
Alex Schnapper 🇩🇪🇦🇺💚🇪🇺 @alexschnapper.com 💻 Senior Agile Software Testing Expert, Agile Leader (PAL-E)
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Born in #338ppm
#RothenburgObDerTauber
Maaike Brinkhof @maaikees.bsky.social Jack of all trades, master of none: Tester, Developer, Powerlifter, Nutritionist, Writer. I do too many things, and I can't help it.
Alex Schladebeck @alexschl.bsky.social Agile tester. Consultant. International keynote speaker. Sport & adrenaline junkie.
CEO at Bredex GmbH.
She/her
jason huggins @hugs.bsky.social i make robots and test automation tools. (started the selenium & appium open source projects, now vibium.) living at the intersection of software, electronics, mechanics, and the occasional kinetic art project. and baking.
📍: chicagoland
Chris Armstrong @christovskia.blog Quality Practice Builder | Tester | Strategist | Agile Testing Fellow | Coach | International Conference Speaker | Panellist @9outof10testers.bsky.social | Podcast @testingpeers.bsky.social | he/him
ＳＴＵ @rewilde.bsky.social ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ?
ᴅᴇʙᴜᴛ sᴏʟᴏ ᴀʟʙᴜᴍ ғᴏx ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ ᴏᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ
https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ktgi8Tk1CKlXoKmTI2ElF
ConorFi @conorfi.bsky.social Engineering Manager(Quality) | Speaker | Co-organiser Ministry of Testing Cork 🇮🇪.
Tech Economics Politics
Views my own. Politically liberal.
Deborah Reid @deborahreid.bsky.social Love baking, my friends and making people smile! #WIT lead test engineer #gfree #london #accessibility she/her
Gil Zilberfeld @gilzilberfeld.bsky.social CTO & owner TestinGil.
SW dev & testing coach, helping agile professionals
Author & International keynote speaker.
Andrew Morton @andrewrtmorton.com Sarcastic, cynical and pessimistic. Practices self-deprecating humour, but is not very good at it. Developer @ Ministry of Testing. He/Him
Aj @paradith.bsky.social Scottish tester of patience - mainly my own
David Williams @thetestingmuse.uk Quality Architect | Ex-Ada Health/Zoopla/eBay/Arcadia | Award-Winning International Conference Speaker | MHFA | DKMS_uk | CoYR’s!
Daniel Knott @dnlkntt.bsky.social Head of Software Testing, #Author #Blogger #YouTuber All links 👉 http://linktr.ee/dnlkntt
Fifty Skies of Shey @sheymouse.bsky.social Maker, Breaker, Tester, Dadster, Beer Drinker, Networker, Fixer. 
David Burns @automatedtester.co.uk Head of OSPO @browserstack, Se & NightwatchJS Committer. Co-Editor WebDriver spec. Chair of Browser Testing & Tools W3C WG, automatedtester@mastodon.social, https://www.theautomatedtester.co.uk
James Thomas @hiccupps.bsky.social Software tester.
Hiccupps: https://qahiccupps.blogspot.com/
Melissa Fisher @fishouthebox.bsky.social Health, fitness, good food, nature, meditation, software testing
Rachel Kibler @racheljoi.bsky.social Software tester, musician, knitter. Based in Salt Lake City, Utah. 
Bill Matthews @billmatthews.bsky.social 
karo. stoltzenburg @karostol.bsky.social Tester turned SRE. Love all things observability, figuring stuff out, learning, collaborating, pairing. And 📚, all day, every day.
Kristian @kristjwhite.bsky.social Senior QA Engineer @ Admiral 🧪🧑💻 Ex-tester @ Landis + Gyr, BBC & DAZN | he/him
Amateur photographer, avid gamer and aspiring runner in the downtime 📸🎮🏃
Charles @tybar.bsky.social Father, partner, gamer, tester. Ally in training to the queer community, polyamorous, Midwesterner. My child thinks people should know my favorite color is green. I also love wearing hats.
Joe Colantonio @testguild.bsky.social Founder @testguild | Podcaster | Event Host all things #automationtesting related
Sanne Visser @sannetized.bsky.social