Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social Dan, he/him.
Bristol, England
Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social Finding the worst vanity & private number plates.
Kate @katealtavilla.bsky.social Remember me as a good thing
Geordie Toybox 🏳️🌈 @toysfromthetoon.bsky.social Your friendly neighbourhood action figure person and general nerd
https://www.instagram.com/geordietoybox
Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social A personal account dedicated to ALL Premier League news and updates.
Breaking news, transfer updates, match results, and stats. Stay ahead of the game!
Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social Once met Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and Vinnie Jones in the same week.
National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk All kinds of spaces. All sorts of feelings. All at the National Trust.
Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social My new album LIAR (Love Isn't A Right) out NOW!
Get LIAR: http://tt.bio.to/LIAR
All things Tanita: https://linktr.ee/tanitamusic
Vicki Wistow @vickiwistow.bsky.social Ghost Detective, #ActuallyAutistic, generous supporter of local pubs. I used to keep a diary, but stopped because I was boring myself. She/her 💖💜💙. Wunt be druv.
Sue 💙💓💜 @themetaldefective.bsky.social Two rules to live by: Don't bite anyone unless they ask you to
Always have rebellious hope 🖤
Bi (she/her)
The Lancashire Hotpots @lancashirehotpots.bsky.social Lovers of life. Singers of songs. Eaters of chips.
InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social This is the real InfoWars, streaming every Thursday at 8 p.m. ET
Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social Private Eye hack and Page 94 podcaster. Author of the 🏳️🌈Tommy Wildeblood thriller series , and ghost stories: https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/author/B0034N6PK4
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social Space politician. ‘’Face of the Establishment’. Sane.
Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social Yep, that one.
swán @revdrswan.bsky.social pretentious fenian bastard
@thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social 
Zach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics.bsky.social Zach Cranor here. Author/artist for Last Place Comics, a webcomic where things rarely go well. All the socials and website links below
lnk.bio/SORu
Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social I am not, I repeat NOT the real #AlanPartridge
Content not owned - removal on request
@fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social 
The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws.bsky.social World’s number one JAWS fan community. Pro-shark. Influencer. DM for partnership enquiries.
Jammy Scones 🐦⬛🦋🐿️ @pontyoriginal.bsky.social **NO DMs** Maths tutor, nature enthusiast, wife, and mother. Eye for a bargain - love all second-hand shopping - currently doing 'No new clothes for a year'challenge. Reduce, reuse, recycle. **NO DMs**
@mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. Major Event Volunteer #TeamLondon
DO NOT ENCOURAGE
Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social BAFTA Longlisted actor and part-time bear | Halsin: Baldur’s Gate III | Bill: Alma’s Not Normal | BAFTA member | He/Him | TV Rep: Narrow Road Co. | VA Rep: @VoiceFox
imdb.com/name/nm10439801
The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social I love sharing content that captures the nostalgic, quirky spirit of the old internet and the timeless charm of vintage treasures from simpler times.
Alison @alisondennison.bsky.social @AlisonDennison on twitter (with the tree pic)
art history, TV, Sparks, film history, Marx Brothers
Christy Coysh @christycoysh.bsky.social Lad from Wakey who does funny singing videos
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social MA LING, MS SLP, mad scientist. A couple mid CES awards in a storage unit. Clinical director for the first FDA approved BCI, where’s my money Elon
Politics, data art, mental health, accessibility, bad jokes
datapoems.io • lukesteuber.com • bipolarsky
Mike Batho @recliningpair.bsky.social 33.3% of the Reclining Pair Podcast with @deathofbuckley and Robert John
A lot of nonsense.
https://linktr.ee/recliningpair
Support us:
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Design work:
https://new.express.adobe.com/webpage/o1mgIDkXrFQB7
Chopmunky @chopmunky.bsky.social I’m nothing special; in fact, I’m a bit of a bore.
You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social Sharing the worst of parking. Complimentary to the original from the other place:
https://bsky.app/profile/therealyplac.bsky.social - follow them!
Submissions by email if you want to stay anonymous. YPLACbluesky - at - gmail . com
Bearwood Parish Council @bearwoodcouncil.bsky.social Official account for Bearwood Parish Council. Not in Birmingham.
RailMapOnline @railmaponline.bsky.social RailMapOnline.com contains interactive maps showing past and present UK, Irish and US railways. Now with historic canals, trams, trolleybus and military airfields too.
GreigARJohnson @greigarjohnson.bsky.social Filmmaker, writer, propmaker, musician & actor from Leeds. Comedy and crafting. Art for art’s sake.
📺 https://www.youtube.com/user/greigjohnson
Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social Illustrator and eventual dust mote.
Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social Doing comics and your mom.
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social Copyeditor, proofreader and picture researcher. SFF über-geek. http://bluebamboo.org.uk
Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!
Jenny McLaren @jennymclaren.bsky.social A singer in a band.
Sweary Bercow @bercow-sweary.bsky.social Former speaker of the House of Fucking Commons. Parody, obvs.
Mr Snodes @mrsnodes.bsky.social Watch me join the circus, watch me steal the show - there ain’t no easy money; there ain’t no easy road.
I Know What You Did Last Shera @shera-marley.bsky.social andy murray statue agitator
when there's only one candidate, there's only one choice
Cat 🐈 @mrsbadcrumble1975.bsky.social I'm Cat.
51 years old from #Yorkshire
Antifa, lefty, vegan to annoy you 😘🍑🍑🍆🍆🍐🍏🍑🍌 #ADHD #epilepsy part time dominatrix 😉😆😘
Maybe one day...lol. Don't be a racist, fascist cnut 💕💕💕
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social 
alex benzer @alexbenzer.com head of product @bsky.app
Bluesky Status @status.bsky.app https://status.bsky.app/
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima 
zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social deogie comics @deogie.bsky.social
pervis comics @pervis.bsky.social
Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social Chris Coates, purveyor of niche drivel: https://substack.com/@oddthisday
Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social "Natalie, HR is just concerned. We can't have a renegade jumping into bins and trying to solve crimes."
Currently working in research & scholarly technology.
I write things sometimes. https://substack.com/@unfortunatalie
Harry McNally @harrymcnally.bsky.social Tranmere rovers supporting Renaissance man. The Oblong of dreams .Workshy Europonce , Pathetic Moped rider . Chum of Ralph the Jackhund . Likes shoes.
Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social Ferrets posted every hour, on the hour. (most of the time)
All images belong to their original owners
DMS are open for Submissions (use imgur), Image Removal, or just to say thanks :3
Run by @greenisacolour.neocities.org
https://ferretperhour.neocities.org
Hwyligan 🏴 @boomstronk.bsky.social Newport County, Wales, World Football, Travel….
Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social Common person. Comedy fan. Colossal nerd. youtube.com/pipmadeley
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social TV Writer: Midsomer, Midwife, ACGAS and Dreamers (still available to stream on C4).
WGGB, Slung Low Shorts and Leeds Care Leavers Christmas.
8bitnorthxstitch @8bitnorthxstitch.bsky.social Serial xstitcher. http://www.etsy.com/shop/8bitnorthxstitch
www.8bitnorthxstitch.com / email- 8bitnorthxstitch@gmail.com Insta: 8bitnorthxstitchmcr
Paul Whitelaw @paulwhitelaw.bsky.social Pop culturist. Credits include The Big Issue, Classic Pop, Classic Rock, Doctor Who Magazine, Radio Times, The Scotsman. Co-creator of the So Disappointed podcast. Black cat enabler.
paulbwhitelaw.blogspot.com
Dr Sarah Brand @sarahgailbrand.bsky.social *Trombonist
*Music Therapist in forensic
mental health services
*Absolute Shower
📍Kent, UK.
Recordings of experimental improvised music:
https://sarahgailbrand.bandcamp.com
When nothing goes right, go left.
Join a union.
milo @notthatmilo.eurosky.social Talking about football on The Game Is About Glory
https://thegameisaboutglory.co.uk/
The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social Author, very professional.
Buy my debut novel PRESTIGE DRAMA at https://geni.us/Prestige_Drama.
Get my extremely good memoir at www.mammybook.com
Alice Day @alicedayuk.bsky.social Passionate despiser of Tories. Fan of Classic 30's 40's Hollywood.
Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
I'd give all my tomorrows for a single yesterday. R.I.P Dylan xx
Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social Pot Noodle on toast.
Dog’s Worst Friend @dogsworstfriend.bsky.social From the creators of The Life of Sharks.
Bex @bex2482.bsky.social Loves a biscuit, running my mouth, walking my dog and generally losing faith in all humanity.
No hairbrush required.
Adulting ⭐️ wouldn’t recommend it
AVFC VTID UTV
Repost my posts = instant block
Andy Ryan @itsandyryan.bsky.social Nobody really
STP Guy @stpguy3.bsky.social Reviewing the UK's Sticky Toffee Puddings
70k on Instagram (with full review backlog)
90k on Tiktok
Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social Dealing with the highs and lows of supporting Newcastle United, one meme at a time
Caveat Frogs @caveatfrogs.bsky.social With Caveat Frogs, it’s important to read the small print.
Made by Jaunty Art
https://www.jaunty.art
The Guardian @theguardian.com The need for independent journalism has never been greater. Become a Guardian supporter https://support.theguardian.com
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social Baker of the Daft and Delicious
Absolutely not worth your time
Darlingtinychocolate
This page contains food pics
Seriously, there's like a fuckton of food pics in here
Home of #Vees100Bakes and #VeeMakes
Amy Louise @trouble-loves-me.bsky.social Insomnia, music, nemesis hill.
Jason @jaffocake.bsky.social Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social The brain worm infestation caused by living next to Telegraph opinions every day
Gerry Anderson @gerryanderson.bsky.social 🚀 Official account of the creator of #Thunderbirds, #Space1999, #Terrahawks. Run by Anderson Entertainment | gerryanderson.com
Johnsey @grahamdjohns.bsky.social Now we dolly back. Now we fade to black.
Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social Stupid headlines made by code and templates and NOT AI. Posted on Twitter 2015-2023. This bot posts the best in sequence. And all links are to the non fash Nitter. Occasional new ones marked 'clickbait reboot'
People Selling Mirrors @sellingamirror.bsky.social Sometimes when people sell mirrors online, they can't figure out how to get out of the way.
If you've found a good pic @ me if you'd like the credit; or DM to remain anon. Happy hunting!
Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social The Thick of It. The Death of Stalin. Veep. The Hartlepool Spy. Epic Space. Broken English. Avenue 5. Unhinged, and other books. Guardian, Architects' Journal, iPaper, Observer, whatever. Grandpa. STATE PENSIONER.
Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social Imperial Island: A History of Empire in Modern Britain (Penguin 2023)/An Alternative History of the British Empire (HUP 2024). Is Free Speech Under Threat? (2024).
https://linktr.ee/charlottelydiariley
repped by Carrie Plitt @FBA
views are all mine 💫
Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social I am a bot that creates fascinating new facts, but not using AI.
Peter @gatesheadgeek.bsky.social Yorkshire-raised, Smoggie-born engineer with a penchant for photography, LEGO, travel, food & wine. Based in Tyneside since 2007, but once lived & worked in New Zealand. Servant to Hild the cat & occasionally to her brother Bede. Blood donor.🏳️🌈 he/him/his
Champie @champierth.bsky.social Gamedev & okayish bass player.
Follow for "Daft social media bollocks"
Assume any post is sarcastic and you won’t go far wrong.
A like doesn’t mean I agree, or understand.
May contain British spellings, and Oxford commas.
Pic:@beancurling.bsky.social
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social Winner: Scotland's Most Best Face (23/24 season)
Icon: a smiling bearded man in a blue vest and white cap, a Mediterranean hillside behind
Banner: a frosty winter scene from up a hill, a low sun shining between low cloud and a layer of mist
Tracey Thorn @traceythorn.bsky.social Singer, songwriter, writer
MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com The fastest growing independent news network in the world. We cover breaking news, politics, law and more. We are unapologetically pro-democracy.
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social A dry cleaners in Altrincham, Manchester. Definitely not a meth lab.
MattTS @mattts.bsky.social Webby award winner
Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra @captainflack.bsky.social Smiling in the public eye but in a lonely room I cry.
Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social Pro-democracy conservatives Republicans fighting Trump & Trumpism.
Join our growing community on Substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/republicansagainsttrumpism/p/im-his-lawyer?r=9qjst&utm_medium=ios
Jeremy Lion @jeremylion.bsky.social Legenderary children’s entertainer. www.jeremylion.com
Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social Actor & Comedian | he/him | http://patreon.com/wsebag
NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social https://mrnoyj.bandcamp.com
Some reviews:
‘Twiddly, 11/8 music changing key with gay abandon’
‘I had to play Caravan's last LP afterwards to calm me down’
‘A very satisfying mixture of styles and intriguing melodies - intricate chaos’
‘Jazz from Hell’
The Jase @thejase.bsky.social 🦮🎸🎥 Over 2,000 free YouTube guitar lessons here http://youtube.com/@thejaseguitar Website http://thejase.co.uk #MDANT🎖️
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social Online teletext viewer: https://zxnet.co.uk/teletext/viewer
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Teletext art: https://zxnet.co.uk/teletext/gallery
Teletext discord: https://discord.gg/JfytfS3xmg
No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com 👨🏻🎨 Wonky football doodles since 2014, by Alex & Sian
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social I'm not actually Superman. he/him
Billy Bell @billybell99.bsky.social Sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.
Music | TV | Food | #nufc | etc
https://open.spotify.com/user/bbell99?si=qjFItZx_TXGK62wvzepj7A