derek van vliet @derek.bike @bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him
https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet
comrade @nowarbutclasswar.myatproto.social 🐘: @nowarbutclasswar@jorts.horse
Bryn ✶ ~,--,^^. @brynstellaris.diy ℹ️ born pre-Y2K | she/they/we | Pitbert, PA
✨ Aspects
Vivix [she/it] ✲ Sorcerer
Nova [she/they] ❉ Bard
Vela [she/her] ✻ Swashbuckler
🦊 vulpine goddess of love & joy
🩵 demisexual relationship anarchist
🔞 We talk about weird gay sex. Often. Pics get tagged.
raindro @raindro.bsky.social committed to the bit
ca princess | annoyed | 🏳️⚧️
the rain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
the dro: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d4nuucag57mxifekkw2pgtvh/feed/aaafpzlef5x6e
legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social into my plants, vhs, kicking it with my kid, and us politics. scientist teaching defense attorneys about faulty forensics. questionable music taste. new england coded. if you know me irl, no you don’t. 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤙
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com Climate journalist based in NYC. Only speaking for myself. If the NYT has no haters I'm dead.
Tips? Reach me on Signal kendrawrites.04
Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social 🧿🍀🐇🌻🌒🍉
grace @acab4cutie.top “[grace is] the internet equivalent of when a child gets left in the woods and they find it completely feral years later”
“lesbian mr. rogers”
“chaos muppet”
she/her • 🔞 • @themckenziest.gay ♡
Karen Geier @karengeier.com Horsey sauce enthusiast. Legendary demi hottie li’l 🌳 on Twitter
alygory @alygory.bsky.social concerned partygoer
we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
honored east portlander, oregon treasure quest ranger, OSU extension service master food preserver and master composter, mother of multiples, peasant
USDA zone 8b/9a
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
Eric Brandom @ebrandom.bsky.social Intellectual history, here decontextualized. Especially modern France, history of political thought, and socialism. And Kansas, because that's where I live "als Gelehrter, der durch Schriften zum eigentlichen Publikum, nämlich der Welt, spricht."
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
JLP @jlp.systems My here
also @generaltrust.bsky.social
Bobo @boboispost.ing • In disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes
• Go Dodgers
• he/him
gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social robin sky leigh
writer & socialist working on labor, capitalist globalization, and the calculation and modeling of the vast socialized harms behind privatized profits.
she | her
Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social i just wanna grill for god’s sake!
link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com "Rev"
Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild.
So what's this "Discordian" stuff, anyhow?
fsofcabal.com
Veteran, Spinjas enthusiast, professional nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.
Curator of pubtoons.com
Deedee Mega Doodoo @echidnabeans.bsky.social Lord help me I’m about to go back to da real me
Pfp currently sourced from a kotaku article
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social Reporter at @Gizmodo.com.
I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at @Paleofuture.com since 2007.
Email: mnovak@gizmodo.com
Signal: mattnovak.11
leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️⚧️
let me tell you why I love your drink.
they/he, the gay she
worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social Hi
j0sh @j0sh.bsky.social this is my diary please don’t read it
Bru @brubaker.bsky.social h-town, baseball freak, dumb posts, sincere posts, sincerely dumb posts. he/him
rava @rava.bsky.social beach baby
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
rebecca sylvester ✒️ @hattie.meangirls.online sporadically active on here
lapsed music critic. current hobby photographer. pretyy girl. occasionally nsfw. left of liberal. don;t overthink the pronouns.
Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social Subject Matter Expert
Greg Poops 𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual
Dolphin pilot @theamitie.bsky.social Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social cfo of antifa AND hamas AND dsa
satan wanna put me in a bow tie | pray that the holy water don't go dry
Janky Pulitzer @janky.isgoodat.sex mature audiences only
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
no jodo con carne 🌱
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 47
A Mature Mullist in Texas @mullist.com Software Developer. Synth performer. Cat person. Generally considered a bad account. Not intended for children.
Chad Denton @reluctantlychad.bsky.social Writer, historian, trash culture archaeologist. Check out my work: https://linktr.ee/drownedinink
Abolish ICE @milpool.bsky.social Visible Bisexual
Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social educator. spider fan girl 🕷️💕
spider content: https://www.youtube.com/@8leggedbabes
socialist. she/her. acab. blm.
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club papupi
30s
he/him
$/yooberz
Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social Just a nice, normal internet guy, doin Nature Facts, come hang out! (okay so you guys ready to do some communisms or what??)
you 🌚 @c0mm13ba5tard.bsky.social important Journalist. please stay calm
interact normally please. the doctors have me on blood pressure meds for a good reason
MID-FI @midfi.bsky.social I took way too many Be Funny classes to be exclusively at fault
(orang cat is Lucky)
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social Professional social media profile bio writer
Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social @garfsvu1 in the bad place
Permanently online vibing leftist
Marxist/Leninist/Humanist
Jiggery Pokery
garlic (not a man) @childlessgambino.bsky.social spitting off the edge of the world
kill your darlings. fuck AI
one half of @bozemart.bsky.social
📍 ATX
🇵🇸🍉
https://linktr.ee/nansome
i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social i'm a runner now i guess.
Chris Doyon @nilbog3000.bsky.social Future Altair 8800 replica builder
Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social The Law won't save you but a Taurus Judge will.
Always following 666.
☁️ Blue Sky Sertified Super User
🗑️ Account
Van Weasel @vanweezer.myatproto.social Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
aric @aghastronaut.com Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard
(he/him)
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
motzenballer @motzenballer.com Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)
linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social The best poster in the entire east-central and northeastern parts of Iowa
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
greta garblghhhh @ipnotica.bsky.social certified fine meat product for many year
Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social Proctologist. Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein BEFORE the incident. Founded the khive in 2017. FIFA certified Economist.
gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social stop your cryin' it's alright
texas culture reporter for @chron.com
🏳️⚧️
Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org you cannot run from your own bunghole
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social do not explain anything to me
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
[toxic] kaija osmote @pube.online Engaging in activity that does not violate Bluesky Community Guidelines related to Respectful Discourse.
Bay Area
They/Them
43
contact ---> https://www.osmote.net/contact.html
🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world
you can tell I’m trans by how I post
bree 🇨🇦 @goose.ski you can’t kill me faster than i can
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @sillypillows.bsky.social They're taking the homeboys to laser tag
Shivomatic @shivvy.blacksky.app S(ucka) F(ree) 🌉 ✊🏽☘️
Cat Mutha 🐈⬛ Clever Girl
Destress with me over at @detourdelights.bsky.social
ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com asiniiwiikwe indizhinikaaz. anishinaabekwe in yanaguana. storyteller, comms nerd, & artist trying to shift power and build a just and sustainable world. fuck borders. land back. she/her/wiin.
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im spaghetti doctor.
could be made into a monster
if we all pull together as a team
he / him / tema
NOTE: my opinions are not necessarily shared by my cat
NB: minu väljaöeldud seisukohad ei pea ühtima mu kassi omadega
Rav @rvbdrm.com Master Fitted-Sheet Folder | 🇬🇾 🇨🇦
Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: “Marked safe from explosive diarrhea.”
the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social “senior” “writer” @wired.com
miles_klee@wired.com
signal: millionbear.44
book: https://asterismbooks.com/product/double-black-diamond-mads-gobbo-miles-klee
⚠️ user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top
Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social “I don't know why I liked this, but I guess there is no turning back.” @geologist
“Your posts always make my day worse, in a vaguely pleasant way” @bullgooseparty
“ill fight you ill kill god” -@elleg96
“Nothing you do is okay” -@daveanthony
Spice @icespice.bsky.social Huge emphasis on not being her
mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com “beautiful but not very bright” - vogue magazine
she/her ⚘
full slack @fullslack.bsky.social hauntology gift shop proprietor admired by his community
⚙️ now emanating an odd humming sound™ 🧩
👁️dank videos: youtube.com/FullSlack 👁️
acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social rhymes like dimes, loyle to my capo, IT engineer, spurs/stros/bosox/pats/aces, five star man, he/him/dirty commie
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social King of Forklifts
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social i'm a people (who believe bigfoot is real) person
sprayadhesive.space
Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
✅Jerrified
cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social 
Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social there’s no time to explain
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social he’s skeeting with the angels now 
evil baby ✨🔵 @dumb.baby im Cory
baby in real life she/her MDNI
Hazy Bombyx @bombulziir.bsky.social Creature adorer who plays with too many jigsaw puzzles and video games 🧩🎮 All kinds of curious
She/her/they/them
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
marlo @marlo.ooo 34. knows too much swedish, not enough finnish. pop culture enthusiast & absolut skitunge. up and coming something or other. singer & writer. she/her (hon/henne). ML ☭ pfp: @drewpont.bsky.social en/sv/fi
https://marlo.omg.lol | http://ko-fi.com/marlo
binp @binp.bsky.social i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3
tj, any pronouns
/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social Terminal Escapist
if you want to help me:
www.floriavintage.com
https://throne.com/cardiograms
https://ko-fi.com/cardiograms77680
demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip 🔪🩸I am a succubus what feeds off the sadness of men. Accidental performance artist. Earth’s only Fully Digital Ghost. Call me Vidal or Cilice. U wish u knew my real name. host, lowerpylon.club She/her🇱🇧 Yr one cishet friend. linktr.ee/regretagarbo