Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social The comet is coming.
Fan of SA Spurs and Toronto Blue Jays
Woke, but sleepy
> 67,800 years old
Really leaning into those raccoon protocols
Tomorrow may never come
For you and me, life is not promised
- Yasiin Bey, Umi Says
🎧 https://www.nts.live/
🪐🐈🦝🦔
Jamie Mathieson @jamiemathieson.bsky.social Former Doctor Who writer (Mummy On The Orient Express, Flatline, Oxygen)
Former stand-up comedian and small child.
Used to be @jamti on Twitter
https://www.jamiemathieson.com/
Fringe Monkey @fringemonkey.net I post about stand-up comedy and during the Edinburgh Fringe I try to help people find interesting shows.
www.fringemonkey.net
Episode Number Nine @episodenumbernine.bsky.social Coming soon, a new monthly podcast in which we blather about sitcoms, brought to you by the people behind GOON POD
The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social From TV's Ben Baker and John Matthews
The Splaining Family Of Podcasts so far:
linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
linktr.ee/pantosplaining
Pierre Novellie @pierrenovellie.bsky.social Stand up, co-host of BudPod w/ Glenn Moore, BUTTON BOYS w/ Glenn and Sarah Keyworth, read my comedian’s guide to autism book, listen to my Radio 4 show
@meaghanduncan42.bsky.social @meaghanduncan42.bsky.social Actor. Writer.
Stage Manager for hire.
Piratical maid-of-all-work. 🖖
Adrian Edmondson @adrianedmondson.bsky.social Berserker!
Out now from all good bookshops, and bad ones, and ones in between.
Howard Goodall @howardgoodall.bsky.social Composer, lyricist, author, broadcaster
#nufc
David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social Horse expert. Host & Co-Owner of Gamefully Unemployed.
Head writer for Some More News.
Former editor for Cracked.com
Poppy Hillstead @poppyhillstead.bsky.social Proper kewl.
Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app We will be ok or we won’t.
Irish & Sudanese 🇮🇪🇸🇩
https://linktr.ee/MiriamBoosh
Hourly Spaced @hourlyspaced.bagpuss.org A random frame from a random Spaced episode, every hour, on the hour.
Episode details in alt text.
By Dave Bagpuss Forsey @bagpuss.org
More Hourly TV: linktr.ee/hourlytv
Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me 伶俐. Writer, localization & narrative - prev Gameranx, WWG. Sámi. Assistant narrative and localization on (redacted game.) Sometimes comms. I wear more hats than the cast of Oppenheimer. Not American and not in America.
https://linktr.ee/elizabethdeloria
Real Gone @realgonerocks.bsky.social Music reviews website, est. 2009. Home of the Singles Bar. Social media feed might also include ramblings about old telly and film. Possible swears. Genuine ally. Ignoring trolls who twist narratives.
Want a review? Drop us a line: www.realgonerocks.com
Paul Whitelaw @paulwhitelaw.bsky.social Pop culturist. Credits include The Big Issue, Classic Pop, Classic Rock, Doctor Who Magazine, Radio Times, The Scotsman. Co-creator of the So Disappointed podcast. Black cat enabler.
paulbwhitelaw.blogspot.com
Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social People ask me to draw pictures on Microsoft Paint and sometimes I do
Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
JoJo @visionsofjojo.bsky.social Breathing
The Horror and Her podcast @spookybiqch.bsky.social How horror stays with us, changes us, and becomes part of who we are.
Host @ems06 | women’s horror origin stories
https://linktr.ee/Thehorrorandher
Mostly horror. Mostly.
Mary Muñoz @missmaimepeas.bsky.social Editor & Podcaster - Moviescramble Content Creator - Nordic Watchlist
Also on - Well Good Movies, Vampire Videos and Modern Horror
Nerine Skinner @nerineskinner.bsky.social Comedian, Writer. Semi Finalist BGT 2022, The Dots. Runner up Funny Women 2023. Live Shows & info https://linktr.ee/nerineskinner
Buy me a Kofi https://ko-fi.com/nerineskinner
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social Comedy. Metal. Magick. They/them.
patreon.com/andrewoneill
Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com
Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social Author/editor/'cultural historian'/carer, S Wales, probably autistic:
NEW BOOK!: Into the Groove, OUT NOW.
Textcast archive: https://firstlastanything.co.uk/about/
Email: whenisbirths@yahoo.com
ko-fi.com/firstlastanything
Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk Use? No. Ornament? Also no.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on Hulu.
linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani
John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social Apocalyptic shit disturber elephant trainer -
This is the only account . 👈 If I share something it doesn’t necessarily mean I agree
Founding board member
@Freedom.press please follow https://linktr.ee/freedomofpress
@johncusack on twiiter
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social Gentleman Sleuth
Ben Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com Artist whose mediums include film, tv, and soda. www.StillersSoda.com
John Carpenter @thehorrormaster.bsky.social Filmmaker and Composer
Theofficialjohncarpenter.com
@stormkingcomics.bsky.social
James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast
Comedian. Often speaks of pop songs from days of yore.
Sean Reynard / Quentin Smirhes @seanreynard.bsky.social QTV, Quentin Smirhes
https://linktr.ee/seanreynard
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social TV Writer: Midsomer, Midwife, ACGAS and Dreamers (still available to stream on C4).
WGGB, Slung Low Shorts and Leeds Care Leavers Christmas.
Adam Tandy @adamtandy.bsky.social à la (test)carte TV.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1046953
David Arnold @davidarnold.bsky.social The Film /TV / Lots of different sorts of music composer one . Not the other ones . Dislikes the words veggies, roasties, pamphlet and coupon
Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com Host of YouTube.com/SarahOConnellShow - Subscribe! Comedian • Celebrity Interviews • Film Critic • Actress BAFTA Connect member • Artist • Animator • IG/FB/Threads/TikTok: SarahOConnellShow
Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer.
https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard
Caroline Gold @planetcaroline.bsky.social Writer, Humourist: Award-winning Playwright & Screenwriter.
Poodle owner. Sleep enthusiast.
*Will follow back!*
ProdnoseAsWas @lordshortcake.bsky.social Formerly famous fat head & farceur, inventor of the Zeelman Flay (pat. pending) and one half of Danny Kelly's Performing Rat Wonderland. Sole Ambassador for Threadgold's Thorough-Grip Garterettes
Currently kicking the legs up here: patreon.com/dannybaker
Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social Writer. Comedian. Tired. Rep’d for writing things by @kitsonpresskids.bsky.social and for v/o things by Foxy Tongue Voices
The Horne Section @thehornesection.bsky.social "Funniest band in Britain" - The Guardian. Live podcast tickets available now!
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast 
David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE AUSTEN? (French & Saunders, BBC Radio 4) writer. AND OTHER STORIES collection: https://tinyurl.com/msmv7amc. IMAGINE A FRIEND:
https://www.starsandsabers.com/books/imagine-a-friend/
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol Life is weird - let’s laugh at it before it eats us. Not waving but drowning.
AJRed @ajred.bsky.social Gentleman slacker. #TOTP botherer. Public service shitposting.
Rick Edwards @rickedwards1.bsky.social Talks for a living
Samira Ahmed @samiraahmeduk.bsky.social Bride of Art. Presenter:Front Row, Newswatch, Art of Persia @SquareWindowPod.bsky.social. 20th Century Society Pres. BFI Film Classics Bk on A Hard Day's Night out now: https://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/hard-days-night-9781839029394/
https://samiraahmed.blog/
Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social Writer actor person.
Rep: Curtis Brown.
Preorder my new book now: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Everybody-Retirement-Home-Knows-Murderer/dp/1408734621/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0
Ben Moor @benmoor.bsky.social When expressed as a fraction I'm an Actor/Writer. Elastic Planet, Undone, More Trees to Climb, A Three Thing Day etc.
linktr.ee/benmoor
Steve Furst @stevefurst.bsky.social Actor and doer of all sorts of artistic things.
Currently Mr Doolittle in My Fair Lady at Curve, Leicester.
The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) @theacms.bsky.social Over-stuffing line-ups with unparalleled excellence since 2011!
https://linktr.ee/theACMS
London (Oct 5th): https://wegottickets.com/f/27747
N.B. DMs inaccessible.
Rebecca Bain @beakachu.bsky.social Comedy writer, performs when coerced.
Friday Night Comedy, Horrible Histories etc. David Nobbs Memorial Trust winner 2023.
Linktr.ee/beakachu
Ben Willbond @benwillbond.bsky.social Yes it’s The Captain off of Ghosts. Screenwriter and you know the rest.
www.benwillbond.com
https://instagram.com/benjaminwillbond
Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social Books, mags, radio, telly, scripts, live, voice, games.
United/3Arts
"The Important Broadcast" podcast // Radio X
Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge.bsky.social benjaminpartridge.com
Alex Lowe @alexlowe1.bsky.social Actor, writer, show off etc
Paul Litchfield @paullitchfield.bsky.social Might be a comedian. May be a writer. Could be an actor. Mostly a cloyingly charming doofus.
Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
¡ʌǝᗡ 📼 @absolutetravist.bsky.social Dream blunt rotation: bob odenkirk. parker posey. jerma. the goosebumps dog.
I write for FrameRated. Host ChuckyVision. Sometimes do YouTube stuff.
British Comedy Guide @britishcomedy.bsky.social Website about UK comedy. www.comedy.co.uk
Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social Older artiste.
He/Him
https://www.markthomasinfo.co.uk
Modern Horror Screams @modernhorrorscream.bsky.social A limited-run spin off of the Modern Horror podcast, delving into every Scream movie and their influence on horror cinema
PantoSplaining - The Panto Poster Podcast @pantosplaining.bsky.social We pluck a poster from panto history and look at what we can find out about it for a real deep dive with many diversions into silliness.
Episode 9 ⛱️ SUMMER 🏝️ SPECIAL 🌞 out now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRCsvyEtkkI
christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social Scottish comic/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. My book out now! Show for '26: The Mermaid https://linktr.ee/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
support me: https://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org Welsh/Dutch bloke who makes games, videos and Photoshoppery. Friday night #TOTP botherer. Former CTO of WeTransfer, now freelancing. I do not have a podcast.
Join me for a pint at bagpuss.org for a selection of my stuff.
YouTube: youtube.com/@bagpuss_org
High Strangeness @bickernicks.bsky.social A full-cast audiobook podcast about a skeptical ufologist, a Cape Cod reporter, an alien-obsessed cult, and a very odd golden retriever. A fast sci-fi comedy of mystery, satire, and absurdity—Vonnegut meets Adams. #HSaudiobook https://linktr.ee/HSaudiobook
Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk I'd offer you a beer but I've only got the six.
All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.
#totp #coys
Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com Thames in the streets, LWT in the sheets
she/her
alisoneales.com
Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social Fine. I will be the best at this app too. @mrdavehill on all the other apps that I am the best at. www.davehillonline.com
priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social I write about cars, movies, & cars in movies.
words for Hagerty, Arrow Video, Empire Magazine, Polygon, StudioCanal UK, Second Sight, Southwest Review, Bright Wall/Dark Room, etc.
https://linktr.ee/scillapage
Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social Australia's tallest woman and Bruce Spence's illegitimate daughter. Renowned Inner West cryptid. Creative Australia awarded director, animator, and producer. Relapsed writer. On unceded Gadigal land. She/her 🏳️⚧️ 🏳🌈
Mark GJ @brokentv.uk It takes a village of dozens to hold me back
-
Current project: Auntie's Favourites - The stories behind the BBC's 250 Most-Broadcast Programmes.
Current progress: Finding all the bad bits in first draft
https://brokentv.uk/
Adam Larter @adamlarter.bsky.social Comedian, artist, fool.
I run Weirdos Comedy (which doesn't yet have an account here).
Neil Mullarkey @neilmullarkey.com Speaker on communication, collaboration, leadership.
Forty years with #ComedyStoreplayers. (recognised by Guinness World of Records). Author of ‘In The Moment’ neilmullarkey.com.
Joanna Wyld @joannawyld.bsky.social Writer, editor, librettist. Writing a biography of Vernon Elliott and a radio play about Handel and Hendrix.
http://notes-upon-notes.com/
Daniel Martin @drdsm.bsky.social Associate Professor of Film Studies at KAIST. Author of "Extreme Asia: The Rise of Cult Cinema from the Far East" (Edinburgh University Press) and "Kiki's Delivery Service" (BFI Film Classics).
Darren Leathley @dmleathley.bsky.social -2005: Leeds
2005-: Dublin
Films, music, crosswords, #CalendarMaths, swimming, #lufc, stuff - may contain puns.
Professional data wrangler. Amateur cat wrangler.
Not fitting every concern into CHAR(300).
Not an owl.
Kevin Eldon's Speakers @kevineldonspeakers.bsky.social A monthly dose of magnificently produced twaddle and guff.
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
UK TOUR 2026 (Extended!): www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
Shar A @sharal.bsky.social You’ll mostly get Simpsons references out of me.
Huge Beatles fan. Will quote anything I find funny with no original thoughts of my own.
I love history, music, comedy, football & walking around old ruins.
#PUSB https://www.instagram.com/shar_al__/
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social Rep’d by MMBCreative
UK Voice-Over Artist: yaketyyakvoices BBC~ITV~CBeebies~Ch4~5
http://www.yaketyyak.co.uk/artists/jayne-sharp
@guy-e-walker.bsky.social @guy-e-walker.bsky.social 
Baroness Von Doom @doomgeneration.bsky.social Nicole, cohost of Doom Generation podcast - where two best friends who share one brain cell get inebriated each week and discuss the movies that made them the Dames of Doom.
Adil Ray @adilray.bsky.social Actor, Writer & Broadcaster 
Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social Artist, writer, sweetheart, battleaxe, she/her
Novels This Is Yesterday & Birding with Corsair Books
Rep: Becky Thomas at Lewinsohn Literary
Chair of The Adamson Collection Trust: work created in the art therapy studio at Netherne hospital during the C20th
Limmy @limmy.com Shop: limmy.com | Streams: twitch.tv/Limmy & youtube.com/@DaftLimmy
Bob Mortimer @bobmort.bsky.social 
Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social Yep, that one.
Angela Barnes @angelabarnes.bsky.social "Comedian"
Mock The Week, QI, Live at The Apollo, HIGNFY
Host of The Archers Live at 75 tour - https://www.fane.co.uk/the-archers
Cold War and Mid Century Modernist nerd.
The Archers obsessive
Prone to inexpert F1 ramblings.
Swims. Naps. Bunkers.
Katy Moon @oog.bsky.social Yep, still me. Still here.
kate solomon @katiesol.bsky.social freelance culture journalist
Peter Bradshaw @peterbradshaw1.bsky.social Guardian film critic. My new Audible Original drama MERCY starring Joanna Scanlan is out now: https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/B0GGTQ9ZBY?source_code=ASSORAP0511160006&share_location=pdp
Nat Luurtsema @natluurtsema.bsky.social Writer and director of horror and comedy. Author - THE OVERTHINKERS' CLUB out in 2025. Cold water swimmer and doesn't she bloody go on about it...
https://theagency.co.uk/the-clients/nat-luurtsema/
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2277408/?ref_=tt_ov_wr_1
Tiff Stevenson @tiffstevenson.bsky.social The first picture on your vision board. I do funnies , I’m in films and tv, I write stuff. I’m a step-mum and cat owner. I’m a space cowboy and a gangster of love . https://linktr.ee/tiffstevenson