MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social Emotional proletariat, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there
https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social 🐖 Doofus 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek
DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv A game show where talented contestants compete to bring to life silly prompts. Hosted by Sam Reich.
makesomenoise.dropout.tv
I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social It's just jokes
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vukmt5ibip7vl3a3ll4d37hb/feed/aaakqjbhan7bm
The Bad Apple @thebadappleid.bsky.social Yo mama so old, she invented wheels.
You know Etsy? Yeah, I've a store there: https://thebadappleid.etsy.com.
Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social Just a regular human shitposter. 40-something-year-old dweeb.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze
sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/chrono-skeets
Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org Taco Bell Quarterly is The World's Most Prestigious Literary Magazine. Unaffiliated with Daddy Taco. We publish the boundaries of cease and desist. tacobellquarterly.org
Mike Lunch @ratsavant.bsky.social he/him
CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)
½ a goon and ½ a god.
No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.
he/him
cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social no thank you
Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social Here we go again. 🏴
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social Sports and Jokes | Arsenal | Timbers | Thorns | Ducks | Eagles | Volleyball | Fitness | Mustard Sommelier | Egg Connoisseur | Burrito Enthusiast | Hat Wearer | Stay Angry
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, GenX, seesaw champion, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, Georgia 🍑
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
Nightlight Hotel Discord: https://discord.gg/WYmaCq6EB
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social Your hottest block.
Nuggets.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4
$ASlightShimmy
ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social Ghost
You may not like me this time. Not sorry.
No one should follow me.
Notifications=always off
DNR
(Potoo ghost bird drawn by @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social pfp & the banner is an old piano keyboard)
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol “i’d never sell out for clout” not me playboy i’ll sell out faster than a new pair of limited edition Jordans ill swallow for that follow ya feel me
- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social non serious human
expect a lot of memes and a little bit of skin or a lot of skin and fewer memes - all depends I guess…
banana enthusiast
My North Star is Becky Bunzy 😁
but we are not married 😂
Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you! Banana enthusiast 4EVA.
My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
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Slouchy @slouchy.bsky.social Like most kangaroos I live a life of crime.
He/him
Stockholm, Sweden
Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social Professional Procrastinating Introvert
Recovering addict
www.fluxedflow.com
New Crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a
Craptacular https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social I N D P L S
https://letterboxd.com/hesagoodboy/
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuel.b3ta.com - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still can’t fold a fitted sheet
@kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
𐕣 Ally the Unholy 𐕣 (ᴰⁱᵐ ᴹᵃᵏ) @allydoesthings.bsky.social The Abominable Dr. Vibes
Real life product
trash/queen
Southwest Down
Cvnt
#226 #92Flair 🔞
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social Posting the worst medical takes. Have a submission? DM or @ me. #MedSky https://ko-fi.com/badmedicaltakes
Barba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabpnaujsxwq
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is jerk
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social non-human primate
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx
Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social MA LING, MS SLP, mad scientist. A couple mid CES awards in a storage unit. Clinical director for the first FDA approved BCI, where’s my money Elon
Politics, data art, mental health, accessibility, bad jokes
datapoems.io • lukesteuber.com • bipolarsky
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social 1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
Mine:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/chrono-skeets
Care Bear Stares:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/top-skeets
richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social Not worth it
AmiyaJLO @amiyajlo.bsky.social "Posts" are solely the reflection of the profile owner(i.e. ME) and not that of my related institutions/employer. Kindly DO NOT muddy the waters.
♀️🏳️🌈• Multilingual Hyperpolyglot • 🖱️Amateur Gamer ⌨ • Emergency Services Volunteer •
Rav @rvbdrm.com Master Fitted-Sheet Folder | 🇬🇾 🇨🇦
Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: “Marked safe from explosive diarrhea.”
Darbo @darbomusic.com Multi-Genre DJ & Producer from England! Passionate about music!
Bounce - Hardcore - Hard Dance - Bassline - House - Jackin' - Deep - Trance - Edm - Gym
darbomusic.com
Swampy💀 @ruh-roh.bsky.social ☕ Old biker nerd. Madly scientificating, He/him cis het, Art, Music 🎶, 🎃 Scary things, Sci-Fi, 🖖LLAP, Critters 🐾, Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 , LOVE is LOVE, BLM. 🌊💙
Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com Host of Match Game in years past. While he has passed on, I am here to make jokes and avoid politics if I can.
My top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moo6wdbapndqopkijevcn5wu/feed/aaalvmeaecl7a
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Regan Pederson @instantregan.bsky.social 
Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social Cultured, Sophisticated Man about Town.
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
I typed some words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social webmaster @ local library
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social Spooky $h!t.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social Maybe I should delete that. 🤔
Contemplations on life. + 📷
unlikely to follow US politics accounts
Calgary Canada 🇨🇦 treaty 7
My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapzd3kupcwi
Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls
The most “liked”:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net Craven Dingus Data Hermit (he/him)
Living on Unceded Whadjuk Land (Perth, Western Australia)
𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳 𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙼 - Free Palestine!
Masto: https://mastodon.social/@pileofgarbage
PFP: @hreyfandi.bsky.social
SA Leper's Colony Bot: @leperscolony.pileofgarbage.net
The Grand Ole Osprey @noshofosho.bsky.social I'm definitely not Santa Claus. 🎅
I sell dead people's things.
NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakf2tlqp5os
Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social Mediocre. Unsupervised. Eat the rich. Chewing Xanax without making a face. Wipe your feet.
dbex @dbex.bsky.social Not a llama
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social 🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow
Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w
New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi
Alex Kriege @spoonlurker.bsky.social When I found myself in the whirlpool, spinning down the drain, I grabbed a surfboard, and enjoyed the ride. 😶
Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social If you take my posts seriously we both lose.
👅 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaasd3qqecas
🏆 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaoiuqva7dgg
🎵 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaamzjwmkqufk
Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social Horrors and hot dogs.
she/they
Latest
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq
Random
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social Musician/Discontent Creator
He/Him
Planning my own obsolescence
Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social I’m an ass
reefer badness:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc
reefer goodness:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bvwq5gsglqm4urjba373tjbv/feed/top-skeets
InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually.
Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work.
IG: @samposnick
www.samposnick.com
debbshock @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec