That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social Part time gardener, full time husband.
In Brighton England
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llsdng4gro2jvpbtd65wjpfy/feed/aaakhuq4ly2dy
Groovy Tasia @groovytasia.bsky.social Journalist. Comedian.JD/MA. Art & activism #Blacksky
Head writer, Producer & Antagonist in The Tasia Show, a show that is completely made up & entirely in my head
https://beacons.ai/groovytasia
Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social Trans lesbian murder axe.
https://bsky.app/search?author=2tickytacky.bsky.social
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️
For Julie L. Menace-poemtrist https://bsky.app/profile/tickyslacky.bsky.social
lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago
Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town retired sock model | my rat name is “patty cake”
he/him
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher; higher ed guy. I think things and write stuff.
(I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter at https://buttondown.com/dorsalstream thanks for asking.)
https://www.roblinmeeks.com
🌯🏫 Prof. B Zen 🏫🌯 @burritozen.net Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2 cover art from https://kvibber.com/ alt text: In Burritos We Trust
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch
I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here
My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
Walkabout Phil @geowizzacist.bsky.social Another day another bio. He/him. Ally. Satellitefish some places, geowizzacist others.
Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin
The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social Australia’s Favourite Dave. I've never been though.
Link to my brain stuffs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao77jomek3o
Add me on Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/TheFaceOfDave/
Buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/thefaceofdave
Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social Nerd. Deep south lib. RTR.
Haiku Octopus @haikuoctopus.bsky.social just a city boy
born and raised in south Detroit
fits perfectly here
she/her
🚫not affiliated with the creepy platypus
octopus natterings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6zr4pkar7p35xzkmyqbgv5s/feed/aaalusmjvpx64
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
Richelle @rdparrish.bsky.social RN BSN. Anti- MAGA 💙💙 Radical Left Lunatic & definitely a (not) childless cat lady.
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com delightful entertainment
& rock music
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
🎸: https://youtube.com/@sidebangs
🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get shitpaid.
tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social i'm really smol
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
LynnVee @lynnvee.bsky.social Boston beach baby, petrichor, and Sonnet 116, art, flowers ♥️🐦⬛🌹🐦🔥🌞🌝🌈🇺🇦🌻🇭🇺
Amber @ambertiff.bsky.social Gen X European UKish 🇪🇺
Spend more time talking to cats than people.
I'd rather be woke than be morally broke.
In a relationship.💘
#BLM #LGBTQIA+Ally
#KTTO #TacticalVoting #PR
#TransRightsAreHumanRight
#Disability #SlavaUkrainii 🇺🇦
actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
art @fenncc bsky/insta/tmblr
Cunt of the Universe @queen-of-cunts181.bsky.social Don't Poke the Beaver
MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaapa2uougycq
Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social GenX INTP atheist ~ Rarely serious ~ Bluesky user #43,489
Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social GenX stereotype. Big smartass, small pond. Based on true events and other bullshit I made up.
substack.com/@outofthedemo
Gen Existential Crisis @ru12bseen.com I post preposterous nonsense.
Cat owned, leftist, fmr Submariner (SSN751), fmr paramedic.
The end is near. Eat more ice cream.
Seeking my Ka-Tet.
Nikon Z8.
See my photos @ Flickr: https://flic.kr/ps/3dhunh
No AI used 📷
Potatoes are my religion.🥔
Brian @bboy46012.bsky.social He/Him.
Just an 80's kid chillin' on the B side. Lover of family, nature, music, movies, and hot wings.
Needle To The Groove!
Just my stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yn7j6icpbsxcx4j75ivltiqf/feed/aaaispqibyqzi
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
Avi me blue hippie Tee
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale
↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social Delightful
Virginia @banish-all-hope.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:drquzwvmlenemjcooszbpyte/feed/aaabj66k4ysps
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social Husband. Father. Goofy IT guy who reads nerdy books, plays drums, and has an unhealthy affinity for bourbon and the Oxford Comma.
he/him
Marco Rossolini @porcorosso92.bsky.social Foodie, Anime Fan, Gin Drinker, Japanese Speaker, Music Fan.
Max Davis @maxdavis.bsky.social Writes jokes for TV so you’d think I’d be happier
14thmouse @14thmouse.bsky.social Still in love with your backyard chickens
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mq7qq7wsrvps57qb5qna5aph/feed/aaagvzk32sa72
Robo Justin (Now with New Car smell) @justinmatic5000.bsky.social Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose.
Posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2wolqd6v4
Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social Professional Pet sitter/Dog lover. Mets fan. TarHeel. Simpsons addict. Live music is my escape
Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶
He/Him
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!!
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based carpenter, basement poet, and full time caretaker. He/him.
Bisker Crispy @biskercrispy.bsky.social 
The Dalai Llama @thedalaillama.bsky.social spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhist Llama's and amateur couple/sex therapist
Angry Chicken @mulin.bsky.social 
mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social extremely normal
extremely normal posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajypeq6itvw
tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social it was just a joke
Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social That one dude that says things and stuff
My shtuff https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mblskjkdl5csji66/feed/aaab5hro4xqjs
cypher @cypher-nought.bsky.social I used to do the twitters.
flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
Latest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaakgy4o2cnzk
Greatest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaapiyantf6h2
Admiral Snaccbar 🏳️🌈 @admiralsnaccbar.bsky.social I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him
https://youtube.com/@sleepytimeretreat?si=JdM9ywR_JnV1gE8o
The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm
All:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
Absynth Lover @absynthlover.bsky.social Twitter Reject...Did Not Drink The Orange Kool-Aid...Now Get Off My Lawn...
Notsoscarysheri 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 @notsoscarysheri.bsky.social Awkward Canadian. Love to laugh….always doing my best to make things weird.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6l4vjya4znndwxe362czzjc/feed/aaaci7ra7bd7q
S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
🇵🇸🇷🇺
La crème de la crème (patissière)
👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
Rodney Lacroix @rodlacroix.bsky.social Disappointing people since 1968. Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books. He currently writes on Medium and has made tens of dollars through all his efforts.
EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK
AdamBurnside @adamburnside.bsky.social Supporter of unions, USMNT, Iowa State basketball, MN United FC, Golden Gopher hockey, Arsenal soccer, and Miller High Life. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social Shhh, I’m supposed to be a mystery.
She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom
Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer
@popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi
@captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca
Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social The cat that ate the caLarry (header is giant cat in clouds with dead Twitter bird in mouth)
No Mud No Lotus 🌸
South Jersey Girl 🌊 in Utah ⛷️
#GoBirds 🦅 SBLIX 🏆
🚫DMs🚫
Litter Box https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efbjoatnwbuqg6vb5xo3pxwq/feed/aaaealdk3jxq6
ash. @pterodashtyl.bsky.social I am a house cat who might be persuaded to sun in a window from time to time.
https://linktr.ee/pterodashtyl?utm_source=linktree_admin_share
Starring Michelle 💚 @starringmichelle.bsky.social Twitter is my origin story
The Canadians said I could be here
I wrote this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wy3bbnc7c5wifwln2ek3cfoy/feed/aaafryqv376ey
Bombi @bombi.bsky.social She/They • Magyar Queen of the Fairies • ADHDer • Software Engineer • Army Veteran • LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈 • Chaos incarnate
lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
1Boy1Cup @1boy1cup.bsky.social 
FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social I’m here because my family is on facebook
Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social 🏳️🌈 Chaotic good, now more chaotic than good
she/her
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
Chloé @brigitteannick.bsky.social left, progressive, humanist,
artist, traveller. revolt. Twit escapee! ☘️✌️🫦🖤♥️
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
ash @ashhull.bsky.social Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social Board certified douche canoe; fully accredited jackwad
DMs open, I said with completely unwarranted optimism
Molly @bettyriot.bsky.social Patron Saint of Sluts & Whores. Optimistic nihilist. Feminist AF
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaacy6ukwoo3q
Bunny Mama @bunny4all.bsky.social Here to talk about bunnies. Kits, adults, seniors. All kept breeds, caged, free roaming. Training, fixing, health care, food, treats, litter, bedding, bunny proofing, other pets integration, pair bonding, children, toys, illness, lifespan. Action/talk. 🐰
Rah @daydreambeliever.bsky.social part time hula hooper , full time over thinker 
✨Oh✨ @undeniably-oh.bsky.social Korean face, French attitude, surprising name.
"All shall love me, and despair" ~ me.
🌈 She/Her. 30something. Queer 🔞🌈
presentdad🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s
Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
Favskeet @favskeet.bsky.social ***RETIRED***
Check pinned post.
Thanks everyone. It's been fun.
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
I typed some words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social My email signature is not your concern.
By @JoeSondow.bsky.social
Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Anti Fascist. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
mattewe @mattewe.bsky.social 
Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social Beep-beep.
My posts in a line: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w2ugzww44tlw25mb5txawyi6/feed/aaaoeliz4q2ju