Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
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Best:
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com
POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Drew Dixon @deardrewdixon.bsky.social Artist | Activist | Mom
John Ales AF @johnales.bsky.social iamjohnales from Twitter®️.
End Citizens United.
Todd Barry @toddbarry.bsky.social Comedian.
toddbarry.com
lornagrl @lornagrl.com Please 🚫 DMs
Photographer, Actor, (SAG-AFTRA, AEA) Marketer, Concerned Citizen, Brooklyn Cat Lady
David Brace @davidbrace2.bsky.social Artist/painter in Canada
he/him
Commissions welcome
https://cara.app/drb2
merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
Mace Windu @secularfundie.bsky.social Glad to finally make the move...
Twitter/X now=Gab.ai...
w/SO many 🤖s!
👍🏿#Progs, #Antifa, #Dems, #blacksky
(I #FB!)
👎🏿#RWNJs, #Fascists, #MAGA
🚫 unsolicited DMs!
A Vote for Trump in '24 was Vote for Fascism.
Let's save this country from itself...AGAIN.
Will Hines @williebhines.bsky.social who are you people and also who am i
https://www.linktr.ee/willhines
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social dangerously hydrated
she/her
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Brendan @brendanmcginley.bsky.social Comedy writer at 1-900-HOTDOG. Comic book writer at me. Other stuffs writer at lesser places. Everything I say here represents the official and litigable position of News Corp.
Wonder Kitten @wonderkitten.bsky.social I guess they’ll let anyone in here
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z2x5l4kr6ra64rvm3cpukdxx/feed/aaanrdgt2klum
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
Matt Disaster @mattdisaster.bsky.social He/Him, punk rock never stop but also my back hurts and I need to sit down. but you kids have fun.
Bethany @bethanyrobison.bsky.social Books, sports, raindrops on leaves 💙💚 Always supporting Treehouseforkids.org & kids experiencing foster care 💚💙 Seattle via Chicago + Indy
Profile pic by Roselle Lim
Annual Foster Care Fundraiser: https://engage.treehouseforkids.org/fundraiser/6806915
jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social abolish everything. highly opinionated research nurse dancing in the pool and binging all the tv. free palestine.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
Luke @llobrow.bsky.social be excellent to each other
he/him- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
Lindsay @rollinintheseat.bsky.social - H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
Cracked @crackgpt.bsky.social Wut
David Hughes @filmcritic.bsky.social Ex Playboy Magazine scribe, food/travel writer & political journalist. Classic movies expert. Vinyl records. Pragmatic progressive. Brain tumour survivor.
(C) attorney At Law @thepaulasuzanne.bsky.social Exercising my right to remain silent is my cardio. 
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt. 
Princess of Whales @princessofwhales.bsky.social a glass jar full of old teeth and dolls eyes #StoriesFromSchool
Pumpkin Spice President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️
My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
Chris Laker @chrislaker.bsky.social comedian?
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social 
Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social Here we go again!
My posts, hopefully:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c67vzpvqa7oql27z4lqgatx4/feed/aaal7lp65jnjo
Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
Just here to have a nice apocalypse. Moisturized. Unbothered.
Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social “northeast guitar”; he/him/any; useful promo stuff is @realtedleo on insta*ram, tedleo.bandcamp.com
Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social RiffTrax & MST3K Writer / Producer
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
Jeff @gojeffgo.com Executive Producer of "Nephew Swap"
gojeffgo.com
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion.
amyash.me
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social garbage. pale. kid.
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
Helleanor Rigby @mom-overboard.bsky.social Your mom thinks I'm hilarious.
The Critic @thecritic.bsky.social fix your hearts or die
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social A budget friendly Jeff Daniels
📺 Shrinking, K&P, Big Bang, ITYSL
🎙 Conan, Late Late Show, Dry Bar
📖 Have I Seen You in Anything?
🇺🇸 Mayor of a Small Town
https://linktr.ee/mattknudsen
SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike. 
John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social I made some bleeps and bloops and played some noisy things and some people enjoyed it. ADSR and analog filters. Now middle-aged and ordinary. Stroke and TBI survivor.
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y223crzq4mk4gue4q5eniq5c/feed/aaaczpm3stgbk
Erica @scbchbum.bsky.social knucklehead
John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social Come for the “humor”, stay because of Stockholm Syndrome.
Scribbles & Bits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaadjjnkylwbe
Things Which Bang: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaacgkwnm7oua
Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social You know... the weird one.
Roxanne Paris the 1st @classicroxanne.bsky.social Part-time ice cream maker and full-time “What If?” machine. I like writing and death and cute stuff. I exist online at www.classicroxanne.com.- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social Author & Kindle Book Award finalist.
Books, dogs, music, and horror 🤘
she/her
https://linktr.ee/kendraalvey
mave @mave.bsky.social if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaadnem4lhxts
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/chrono-skeets
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Artisan cheesemonger.
He/him/his
Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social Writer at American Dad. Co-host of Quick Question with Soren and Dan.
flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social i am a duck
my quackies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pjlj7rxpeixscsrjioewcrk7/feed/aaabpnfys7eei
Lovable nerd @alovablenerd.bsky.social dumb blonde and sourdough ender
Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social Ancient crow witch (she/her)
Punishingly Intricate
Nonromancable in this game
Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social Gruff but lovable rogue
I know who DB Cooper is
Not FDIC insured
Past performance does not guarantee future results
Non-Attorney spokesperson
https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09
brent @murrman5.bsky.social https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
la @lafix.bsky.social for sure a velociraptor
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
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Greatest hits:
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social asshat
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2
My Least Worst:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social nobody gets me- I'm the wind, baby. 💜💚💙
Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social Co-founder of Long John Silver's and other budget fishtaurants. Humor in McSweeney's, New Yorker, Points in Case, Slackjaw, etc
Kim Sherrell @web.kim http://web.kim
Caprice Crane @capricecrane.bsky.social Screenwriter/Novelist/Twin Mom/Animal Rescuer
Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social Human first, comedian second.
Text STEVE to 484.214.0743 (USA or Canada) to get show updates
Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social Mrs. Doubtfire and some other stuff. Screenwriter, creator, complainer. Politics obsessor.
imdb.me/randimayemsinger
Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social Writer
Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick.
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: MaddieMadrigal.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social I have a zest for despair
kaitlinruizplease (at) gmail
Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car.
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social I’m a sea hag looking to meet men to lay eggs in. 
Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social writer/producer: Comedy Central, The Tonight Show, Nickelodeon. LATEST PROJECT → @judgetravis.bsky.social
Luke Thayer @comedianluke.bsky.social Standup Comedian. Seen on TV, heard on SiriusXM! ComedianLuke.com
Shane @shanehasabeard.bsky.social When I die, please respect my last wishes to be revived and to live forever
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social Painter
Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social Screenwriter, Artist, Human, rarely all three at once.
(Hollywood, CA - The Paris of Hell)
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com I like surprises
hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 @burncoryburn.bsky.social (he/him) i play pretend for a living & i’m a MASSIVE F1 fan 🏎💨 also, i co-host @thef1files.bsky.social podcast & i’m SAG-AFTRA af ✊🏾
watch our short film “Wrong Dog” on youtube: https://youtu.be/hDRCcAaMMFM?si=r4H0WRVGWOi00R3e
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social https://www.johnlurieart.com/
Painting with John streaming on Max