Clur @clur.bsky.social I just really love cats.
London and sometimes the north.
Get Set Willy ✌🏽 @dairycontrary.bsky.social I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend.
Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
Confelicity advocate.
ai;dr #sloppelganger - this means I block AI slop...
Pippa Crerar @pippacrerar.bsky.social Political Editor, The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/profile/pippacrerar
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social Still more than the sum of any labels you care to attach. Still never a dull moment. Enamorado. Under open skies.
Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social Bad cook. Mosquito flytrap. Cat worshipper. Lives in the Netherlands
Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social TV critic, Greenlit podcast creator/host, still trying to write a book
'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social This is no time to be hanging around social media.
🦔🦦🦥🦨
Probably having an internal system outage as we speak.
Drivellous. Chaos gremlin. Timeless vampire witch. Forest spirit.
Tangled with @JimBobbers regularly.
Rob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stats.
Oxford, UK
Elle Bowroom @ellebowroom.bsky.social I’m not your real Mum. Biscuit enthusiast
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social
type fast & never look back
#MDANT
I block without warning for sharing dogshit AI images
Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social Couch potato, hermit, eyeliner advocate, acquired taste. Just saving a space for when the other place dies. No GCs please (gender criticals or Giles Corens)
hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social Bringing YOU fuckin' sunshine. Capisce?
Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social Eeeeeee what a palaver!
Errr nerr there's snerr on Frerrm Rerrd!
Likes a brew, good VARBZ and the golden hour. Actual Yorkshire pudding. Hullensian. Bird hide dweller. Gérard avoider. Bruce ForSYTH stan acc. OrnithoLOLogist. MC. Punching.
💃¡No Pasarán!💃
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast
David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social I’m bigger than Jesus using various metrics
https://www.redbubble.com/people/davecakes/shop?asc=u&ref=account-nav-dropdown
dave_cakes113 on Instagram.
Very British Problems @soverybritish.bsky.social New VBP quiz book bit.ly/3DkBcgi: VBP books, tops, cards, calendars & contact: bit.ly/3mWIF9S. Buy me a tea: ko-fi.com/robtemple
Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social Journalist, broadcaster, Mum of 2 boys, owner of 2 cocker spaniels
Unbelievable Britain - YouTube 🎧
BBC Newsnight 🎥 📱
And Then Came Breast Cancer 🎧
BAFTA RTS Sony Pink News AIB British Podcast Award winner
Shashank Joshi @shashj.bsky.social Incoming Washington bureau chief at The Economist. Previously defence editor for eight years.
Visiting Fellow at Department of War Studies, KCL. For speaking engagements: https://chartwellspeakers.com/speaker/shashank-joshi
Grace @graceldn.bsky.social 📍 London | 16 margaritas
JoJo @visionsofjojo.bsky.social Breathing
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"our go-to drill rap expert"
⭐⭐ Daily Mail
"the Flintstones is, canonically, set after the Jetsons"
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Wall Street Journal
"Sent from my Blackberry®"
⭐⭐⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
JB @j1mmyj4mes.bsky.social Funny, but not 'ha ha'. Researcher. Not a thought-leader. Still raving. UTFT.
Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social Revered globally by world leaders and citizens alike.
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social rascal
🐝 🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇳🇬💚
She/her
Profile pic: white woman, blonde hair, close up of face wearing a colander viking helmet with bananas for horns
Banner: a Barbie style font headline: 'the feminist agenda will kill us all'
Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk Crawling peon
Edgelord
Spork
Groundhog nonce
Weird stool pervert
I went and just enjoyed listening to intelligent people talking about parasites and behavioural neurobiology and entomology then I finished and now I work in a bank
Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social Baker of the Daft and Delicious
Absolutely not worth your time
Darlingtinychocolate
This page contains food pics
Seriously, there's like a fuckton of food pics in here
Home of #Vees100Bakes and #VeeMakes
Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social I don’t believe in unsalted butter
Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social PhD researcher: identity and development in University Service Unit cadets. A bounder, cad, rakehell and villain. Edinburgh.
JennEfur @hotlegs.bsky.social 'tis I, mother of Atticus. Sorry about that.
BRYN_BORANGA @brynboranga.bsky.social here he is.
Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social Totali mysterioso. Total count
"Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios"
Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social Welcome to Fairy's mind. If you can stand the mess then stay, if not then you're going to get lost real quick.
Figurine of the year 1999.
James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social Broadcaster @lbc.co.uk
Author: https://www.waterstones.com/book/how-they-broke-britain/james-obrien/9780753560365
Lewis Goodall @lewisgoodall.com Journalist, Reporter, Writer, Presenter @ Britain's biggest news podcast The News Agents (Mon-Fri) and Sunday with Lewis Goodall on LBC 10-12.
Website: lewisgoodall.com
Email: lewis.goodall@global.com
Substack: https://goodallandgoodluck.substack.com
Nigel Slater @nigelslater.bsky.social A cook who writes.
Observer columnist. Author. Gardener.
Books: The Kitchen Diaries,
The Christmas Chronicles, A Cook’s Book,
A Thousand Feasts.
Instagram.com/nigelslater
Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social “I’m sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler.”
- BoJack Horseman
Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy
Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar
She/her 🏳️🌈
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social Snowcake
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social Stop me and buy one.
@cabmerlot.bsky.social @cabmerlot.bsky.social
ᗰIᑎᗪᒪEᔕ™️ 🪩 @mindlesmandles.bsky.social Shark-obsessed Brummie(ish) with no accent bab! A curly, chirpy over-sharer! Moves a lot 🏃🏼♀️🥾👟🪩 Once described as “a walking loud noise”… none taken! Often confused, an extrovert, peopley. Calm to chaos in 3 large wines!
AKA Amanda/Ananda 🤦🏼♀️
Nigellas Knicks @nigellasknicks.bsky.social Psychosis survivor, Lupus warrior, lefty-do-gooder. Sometimes a complete wanker. Wife, mother and wannabe writer.
@wevsandthat.bsky.social @wevsandthat.bsky.social
Hippolyta Loudbasket (she/her) @loudbasket.bsky.social Who in sodomy wrote that?
Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social Retired. Which is a good job, because I'm REALLY lazy. Fan of music, radio, cycling and #THFC.
G.U.N.K.L.E @gunkle.bsky.social
HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social Geordie. Pyjamas. Some kids. You know the script.
Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. Profile pic by Nancy fancy pants contact@themasonsisters.com
Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.)
I block TERFs.
Ro @rmuird.bsky.social Irish
Owner of small fewmins dog
Reluctant lorry enthusiast thanks to himself
David Eve • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social 90% feet 👣 | 30s | Queer, non-binary, genderfluid 🏳️🌈 | they/them | Chess musical 🎶 | Lovely old maps 🗺️ | Vaporwave 🌴 | #COYS 🐓 | Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Header image by〈 e s c p 〉at https://www.artapixel.com
Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social Brit in Denmark, healthcare professional. Likes: weight training, naps and ice cream. Dislikes: windy weather, umbrellas and fascism.
Emmerrrrr @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social Bird Botherer
Picture taker
"A fucking Wurzel"
Footstool connoisseur
Babub
#twss
#HighVibes
#CWHAL
💛⏳♾️
Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼
West Mids. That means I say ‘mom’.
Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social Winner of Wales Most Paranoid Man, 1998. As seen on Britain’s Saddest Fairgrounds, Giant or Dwarf, Bag of Wasps.
Note: My ALT photo game is STRONG BRO.
Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
Mork @andrewblue23.bsky.social Here for the laughs……
Always wear safety glasses…..
zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social Here for the laughs not the misery.
Bit of a twat.
Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
Indigo @theindigodingo.bsky.social I’m a 40-something yarn enthusiast, book collector, angry humorist, & sometimes decent human being. I try anyhow. Shying away from the political shit show for now.
(she/her)
Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social I dunno. Northerner who left London for Yorkshire.
Tom @thelorryist.bsky.social thelorryist from the Bird app. Road Transport guy. Other stuff.
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social
James @zemblamatic.bsky.social Bayesian priority
Woodo @woodo.bsky.social I take photos IRL, on here I make crap jokes. That's it.
Yanny @yanny.bsky.social My OnlyYans™️ account for leather, lycra, cocktails, flowers & weather whingeing.
Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social All piss and wind
Ben @safers.bsky.social Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. He/him (fe/ei 🏴 )
I try to be a good ally
Tell your cat I said hi.
(Previously known as @safeasfuck)
Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social I didn't really want to sign up for Twitter, but they made me
Now they made me sign up over here too
"The people search everywhere for a saviour, but only charlatans are to be found."
Block early, block often
He/him
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social Hi, I'm Moo. Raccoon enthusiast. Artist. Recluse. 🦻 Deaf old bag.
Not single. Not interested. I don't read DMs.
Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social Everything is Connected.
Journalist, novelist, screenwriter. Always looking for stories. LDN, NYC, LA
Support my work at: https://substack.com/@chadbourn
Buy Me A Coffee: coff.ee/chadbourn
Stu @stusteel80.bsky.social Dog account. Ambivert.
Doesn't tolerate ablism.
Huw @followhuw.bsky.social Oh i see how it is
Bubonique @mettleketal.bsky.social Lurking on here instead of xitter.
super tv @supertv.bsky.social Bringing you the latest TV news, iconic pop culture highlights & opinions! 📺✨
linktr.ee/supertv247
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social CEO at silly little emails job
Thomas @tomdedelta.bsky.social TV’s north London, work in hospitality & fashion, friend to Robbie the cat. Still do a bit of music, enjoy racquet sports, big walks & big dinners, sometimes tired but usually happy. Sporadic poster. Using alt text is fun and good. Using AI imagery is not.
Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social TV Critic and Broadcaster. Must Watch + Remember Me? podcast. My book "OUT NOW" is out in September. Dyslexic / Autistic.
Jon Sopel @jonsopel1.bsky.social Host of daily podcast The News Agents. And author of Strangeland. Available at all good bookshops….
Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social A sturdy gnome very interested in all things horror, supernatural, bass, gaming and films.
Grace Blakeley @graceblakeley.substack.com graceblakeley.substack.com/subscribe
Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social Give it a whizz and mugs there is
Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social Grumpy, (trying to be) kind & supportive, Dad of 3, separated, trying to keep going amongst the general madness. Just putting one foot in front of the other.
Purveyor of the MurderCorridor™️
Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
milo @notthatmilo.eurosky.social Talking about football on The Game Is About Glory
https://thegameisaboutglory.co.uk/
@pfoagain.bsky.social @pfoagain.bsky.social New here, old there, crossing the streams.
Only vaguely pretending to be normal.
Trees, streams, music, crochet, football and other simple pleasures washed down with lashings of booze.
Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies @theblueststar.bsky.social She/Her
Award Losing Radio Presenter.
Same size hands as Joe Pesci.
Bisexual. Trans Rights are Human Rights.
Leslie Grantham blocked me on The Bad Place and now he's dead.
#PUSB
Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz Vapid Response Unit. Tired dad. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi
Also, multi-faceted musical human. Perform with Scritti Politti, Cardiacs, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint, others. More info at rhodri.biz
Zebra @deb-o-rah.bsky.social Ambivert
“I can't go back to yesterday, because I was a different person then." - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
There will be typos. Lots.
No DMs.
Madame G @madamegothica.bsky.social Somewhat Goth/Alt Mistress and Witch of the dark n all that shizz...book lover, foodie, wine drinker, general nerd.
Sometimes #NSFW #LGBTQIA+
🖤 DickFarnsbarns 🖤
Michael Thompson 🕎🔯🏳️🌈 @mikert1986.bsky.social Just another Nancy Boy
Spam Ayres @squirlykat.eurosky.social If your leaden heart is greyer than the slate dyed hate cried sky
Then you know half of me……….
………but if your hopeful love is deeper than the azure view
pure blue sea
Then we are complete
Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social Editorial bod on BBC iPlayer, Creamguide person at creamguide.substack.com, budding Industry Personality. Personal views only
Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social Battling Awkward Egg crust ahead
Birdfeed @birdfeed1.bsky.social Potato, wine, and book lover. Trying to tread softly.
Genevieve @genevieve-d.bsky.social Hey there! I am using Bluesky.
LilGemGem @lilgemgem.bsky.social May talk bollocks, or undeniable truths. Who can say.
*Not here for hookups*
Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social The woman with two dragon tattoos. Extraordinarily and unexpectedly nerdy. I like Star Trek, Tattoos and Tequila. I support Arsenal. I don't like celery.
Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social Waffle man
🍀🍀🍀
Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social Softsoulcomplex from the other place that we all used to use before it turned into a snake pit. 33 years old. Full time wheelchair user, have Quadriplegic CP, amongst other joyous things. Leftie woke weakling. Appalled by Starmer, Trump, Putin.
@andyburnham.bsky.social @andyburnham.bsky.social Mayor of Greater Manchester
Kath @kathholmes.bsky.social Tired mostly