lane @inhalantvice.bsky.social no thank you
Lex Fridman @lexfridman.bsky.social Host of Lex Fridman Podcast.
Interested in robots and humans.
Andrew Yang @andrew-yang.bsky.social Entrepreneur who wants good things for people. Putting money in people’s hands is the best thing we can do in the age of AI. Let’s make it happen. CEO Noble Mobile. Andrewyang.com
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social America's Copy Editor®
author of the New York Times/IndieBound bestseller Dreyer's English and Stet! (the game!) • Random House copy chief/managing editor (ret.) • he/him/his
benjamindreyer.com
Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social Private sector economist. Former professor at China's Tsinghua University and Columbia SIPA. Author of “Cleared for the Option: A Year Learning to Fly”, now available on Amazon. Visit me at http://patrickchovanec.com
Some gaze of raccoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social We're a gaze (hence they/them) of shitposting raccoons originally on Twitter to mock Chris Coons. #AnimalCaucus.
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
Frovo of America @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
Most Chronological:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets
Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
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Jon Favreau @jonfavs.bsky.social The Other One. Crooked Media, Pod Save America, Obama alum. 
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social ohhhh nooooooooooo
Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social Co-Founder Momentum Training Institute, IfNotNow, More Perfect Union. Formerly Warren, Justice Democrats, etc. Tottenham until they kill me.
Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon.bsky.social 
Andy Kaczynski @kfile.bsky.social CNN investigative reporter. Kfile founder. Co- founder of the Team Beans Infant Brain Tumor Fund. The New York Times once called me a “wunderkind.”
Jon Lovett @jonlovett.bsky.social Pod Save America, Lovett or Leave It, Vote Save America, Crooked Media, mostly water.
NPR @npr.org This is NPR 🎙️
Monica Lewinsky @monicalewinsky.bsky.social yeah, that one.
Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com I do attorney stuff, photography stuff, mug-maker stuff, laser-engraver stuff, and a bunch of other stuff.
Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social International Relations prof at U. Illinois. Editor of Arc Digital. Author “Drones and Terrorism.” Politics, national security, and occasional nerdery.
patrick @partnardy.bsky.social toll free music at 1-844-926-7825
Chaddington @invisichad.bsky.social Struggling artist/human/snail. I have a Patreon with Trisarah J Tops!
patreon.com/trisarahtops
Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social nobody gets me- I'm the wind, baby. 💜💚💙
MajorFlake @majorflake.bsky.social I'm probably afraid of you.
And #SaveAceBaldwin
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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The First Amendment @usconstamendi.bsky.social I am the First Amendment. I love to post about myself. Take advantage of me but please don't violate me. 
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
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Greatest hits:
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
whatatimepod.com
Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com
Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.com / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social No longer in good standing with the New York State bar
My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social Earthseed | Abolition | Anti-capitalism
Read my writing, if you want 👇🏻
www.jphilll.com
Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:475zpjy4jemtrshakmunzqdy/feed/aaalqeqedfqae
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social bruh
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online obsessed with corgis, softball, bicycles, gremlins, gyoza, and Philadelphia | mostly wholesome | nisei | Okinawan | rare disease patient and advocate | a guy who is a wife | she/her
prof pic by @ethankocak.com
Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social Wife, mother, fucking bitch. Law & light housekeeping. Not pursuant to any official duties.
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social Moments sublime with intervals hilarious.
Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social I didn't ask to be here
https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==
Brian Schatz @schatz.bsky.social United States Senator for Hawaii. Climate hawk. Chief Deputy Whip. 
Matty @bestestname.bsky.social Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social Howlin' forever, oh oh
my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:begoup36gzmdvtbql4vpa7dc/feed/chrono-skeets
popular https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:begoup36gzmdvtbql4vpa7dc/feed/top-skeets
F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social I’m just here to make even more fun of myself.
saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social an attic full of broken toys
Aves @averino.bsky.social kick rocks - C @casssutton.bsky.social @casssutton.bsky.social
Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social My timeline is like jazz: it's the jokes that AREN'T funny
squeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7eikirzgvpma4zfkwvydka5k/feed/aaaftw77uvttc
Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social 'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper.
Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line
An author now I guess??
All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social great to be here
https://posting.cool/
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social my stuff:
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social Former gifted child, current average child
Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com Professor, UW Biology / Santa Fe Institute
I study how information flows in biology, science, and society.
Book: *Calling Bullshit*, http://tinyurl.com/fdcuvd7b
LLM course: https://thebullshitmachines.com
Corvids: https://tinyurl.com/mr2n5ymk
he/him
mrsfrisbee @propensityforprose.bsky.social 
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social 
/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social Terminal Escapist
if you want to help me:
www.floriavintage.com
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social Demography nerd at Pew Research Center
Global religious change, sociology
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social Football. Basketball. Cream cheese.
Editor. Writer.
Scott Santens @scottsantens.com Writer and Unconditional / Universal Basic Income (UBI) advocate
Founder & CEO of UBI-focused nonprofit ITSAfoundation.org
Sign and share the AI Pledge for Humanity for UBI: aipledgeforhumanity.org
My UBI FAQ: scottsantens.com
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marty, @numet.al he/him, monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, blueskys most oppressed user ™️, voted aol's wife guy of the year, liberation through armed struggle
Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social Fancy words, witty descriptions, and vintage illustrations to educate and entertain.
My Book!
https://wwnorton.com/books/9781682687994
Calendars!
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Technology Brobdingnagian @dfeldman.org 
(C) attorney At Law @thepaulasuzanne.bsky.social Exercising my right to remain silent is my cardio. 
SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike. 
Jeremy @floregonian.com Born and raised in Oregon. NJ fortunate after two decades in SoFla. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual.
A roly-poly little bat-faced guy.
ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right.
Endymionic AF.
h @halsey.bsky.social if i can't have love i want power
Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social senior reporter at the guardian us / julia.wong@theguardian.com / juliacarriewong.11 on Signal
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social Bronx boy. Cubs fan. Dad, husband, writer, podcaster and cable news host.
The Sirens’ Call: How Attention Became the World’s Most Endangered Resource out now.
https://sirenscallbook.com/
Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team COO of Bluesky 🦋 - hiring https://bsky.social/about/join!
Lavalot @lavalot.bsky.social Artist/Illustrator
Aspiring Game Artist/Animator
https://linktr.ee/Lavalot
🇳🇴 | he/him (was @lava1o)- M @mogalybogal.bsky.social @mogalybogal.bsky.social
DigitalNomadNI @digitalnomadni.bsky.social Digital content creator, traveller, blogger, photographer, AI Prompter and all round tired old guy. Based in Northern Ireland.
Name: Darron & Kathy
Passion: Travelling 🚐
www.digitalnomadni.com- C 玉米淀粉斯基 @cornstarchski.bsky.social Y.J.
@sephers.bsky.social @sephers.bsky.social 
becky @jafeelz.bsky.social i’m tired and angry but somebody should be // ⎕
ResurrectedReptile [Sam!] @resurrectedreptile.bsky.social 29, He/Him
Voice Actor, Art Enthusiast, Transformers Enjoyer
Happily Taken <3
🔮Nerah's Playhouse🔮 @simplynerah.bsky.social Welcome to The Playhouse, enjoy your stay! 🏠
Randomly posting online since 2009 😉
Jack @pyrospark.bsky.social AuDHD, vegan.
Current interests are: Video games, wrestling, and revolutionizing the systems we live under.
In Chicago.
insta: @aggressionshift
Brandon Lee @sangsara.bsky.social @sangsara on Twitter and other places. Design and writing person in Singapore 🇸🇬
Posting about media, gaming, books, the web, Apple, photography.
Blogging at http://sangsara.net
👶 @nafeesa.bsky.social They/she
@kershner.bsky.social @kershner.bsky.social https://kershner.org- T @tactlesswonder.bsky.social @tactlesswonder.bsky.social
- H @hraach.bsky.social @hraach.bsky.social
acrowley @acrowley.bsky.social 
Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social he/him
[TLB] Klaus @tlbklaus.bsky.social …has been favorably compared to a Welsh claret.
Historian/retired Archivist
CT expat in CNY
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https://www.teepublic.com/user/tlb-klaus
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