@noisefy.bsky.social @noisefy.bsky.social Baker man is baking bread ☘️
Slow down. Relax. It's too late to worry
America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social 1993 Pinewood Derby champion
Derek Swanson @soliddude.bsky.social 
Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io All images belong to their original owners. See http://possumeveryhour.io for more places where to find your poss fix.
dumbass huckle - future mrs joseph stalin @dumbasssauce69.bsky.social everyones favorite lowbie
now with 16% more fiber!
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
T. Darr @yesquite.bsky.social Screenwriter, editor, mediocre drummer, helicopter dog parent.
ottonymos @ottonymos.bsky.social Cat pictures and inane bullshit in the antebellum capitalist hellscape
Baberham @baberham-lincoln.bsky.social cat mom. she/her.
Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social I make comics
🦄feji💜 @fejimanz.com Marble enthusiast.
Bi-polar with flavoring.
This is the good place.
Optimistic existential stoic nihilist.
Radical empathy.
Secretly excited about things. 🤫
Kintsugi.
Lead with empathy. Speak with discipline.
He/Him 🏳️🌈
📍The OC
🎞️ https://boxd.it/5KLD
samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social social media war criminal.
she/her/comrade.
🪿 @hestisiod.bsky.social ACID TECHNOLOGIST
enjoying life on da computer
💫🪐 r i s s a ✨🌟 @therissa.bsky.social rissa/she/they/🦌/fae
i take my job as an extremely serious court jester extremely seriously
banner by @eliriots.bsky.social 🩷🩵💜✨
🐉i’m audhd so i’m gonna use as many words as i need 🍎🍌
☄️spicy meatball…………
Thoughtful Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social irascible old creep
"Aggressively vulgar and stupid" -Newsweek
Josh @jascdotexe.bsky.social 39 // He/Him 🏳️🌈
Poly // Partnered x2
Discord: @Jascdotexe
PSN: zelgan1486 // Switch: SW-6962-2206-0708
FFXIV: Theodore Mythrin (Primal/Leviathan)
Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live cooler by the lake 🕶️🏖️
Current* view of a webcam located around Lake Michigan, every 30 minutes
*randomly chosen image from a list of 50+ webcams. image captured within 30 minutes of post
@the.mazz.zone
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social eisner award winning cartoonist 💬 Nancy, PeePeePooPoo, Adventure Time, Etc
bigcultenergy @bigcultenergy.bsky.social H E A V E N •
H E L P •
M E •
Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social Cartoonist/Nerd. Creator of FoxTrot
Acoustichead @acoustichead.cryptoanarchy.network Just a new guy looking for his friends.
Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social Once I ate a hot sauce that was too hot and someday I will die (unrelated)
Writing Credits: Doughboys: The Comic Book, Rick and Morty for Oni Press, Diablo Comic, The Onion News Network, Bowieverse. These things are resumes sometimes, it's fine.
He/Him
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com "Fueled by a litany of largely unintelligible and random grievances"
—Elon Musk's Lawyers
"Écrasez l'infâme" —Voltaire
http://www.aarongreenspan.com
サッカー bones @doctorbones.bsky.social Mathematical skeleton. More Frog than Bird. Big chilling with my homies. Bad at math and worse at physics. Acolyte of the hypergeometric. Aviation enjoyer. I’m the cookie. 我非常喜欢数学。
melissa capriglione @ AnimeNYC W25 @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social comic artist/illustrator-she/they-lesbian. cats, jfashion and death metal. in my pink era. author of BASIL AND OREGANO, artist for THE DASHING SCHOOL FOR WAYWARD PRINCES (2027, S&S) Rep'd by Laurel Symonds @ KT Literary https://mcapriglioneart.carrd.co/
SQUNT67 @squnt67.bsky.social Clone Hero Twitch Streamer
🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social In the middle of a big tornado
On the tip of everyone's tongue
In the belly of a giant whale
All the girls just wanna have fun
~Synthpop Forever~
Sam
Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
BANNEDSIGILKEEP @biglittleguy.bsky.social just an innocent victim of cancel culture punished for being cool and funny and sexually gifted and generous
mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social #4 mary worth fan
melting funnies
glenn @neutralfaygohotel.bsky.social dip shit
Juice Haver @usedsoup.bsky.social 
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social No NFTs, No A.I.
linktr.ee/sarahcandersen
Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social Yinzer in exile. Feline caretaker. Darkly humorous. Fueled by bourbon and/or overproof rum. Tiny-stakes gambler. he/him ⬛️⬜️🟪
just happy to be here @gingermophobia.bsky.social mallory. poet and prose writer covering transfeminine art and other things at malloryelliott.substack.com.
アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕 @shamr0cker.bsky.social Few instances where my online personas is better then IRL. James Connolly, “Men perish but principles live.”
I can’t spell millennials without taking 3 massive L’s
Lost in the Sauce
baz bombadil @bazbombadil.bsky.social wrestling / movies / video games / lego / free palestine / fuck ice / go birds / xxx
Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social Ditto, Buddy, and Cupcake are the cats
The human is an artist named Bill (he/they) who paints geometric abstractions and drives a Zamboni
Hobbies include VHS digitization and retro video games
Be kind, rewind 📼, use alt text
YouTube.com/@BillsVHS
nuggutron, local mindflayer @4nugg4tron.bsky.social he/him/they/them
Horrible Octopus Monster
Mad Scientist
Evil Wizard
I’m a Mindflayer
John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social Comics
I have no idea what I am doing
He/Him
patreon.com/nhoj
ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social michael jane (they/she)
upstate ny
sketchmaster.bandcamp.com
☭
Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social 𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑶𝑫𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑵 𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀
starring:
@winterk.bsky.social
@utilitylimb.bsky.social
a frolicking baby in summer 🌭 @oldbaby.bsky.social product of the american public school system.
american by birth, human by the grace of God.
Who hootchies the hootchie cootchie man?
he/him 🫀
K67 🥃🐛 @doomcaller.bsky.social rules don't separate us from the animals,
they tell us whom we can be animals to
Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com Mad Scientist and Necromancer, she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
AuADHD creature of elemental internet
collector of keysmashes
used to be called Foone, before the war
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social trailcams
Rep. LuluLenin (D) @lululenin.bsky.social All Power to the Soviets
thwarted ☢️ @thwarted.bsky.social An Eldritch Abomination • Gentleman Hacker • Artifex • Opifex • Artificer • Digressive Anecdotalist • Rhyparographer • Raconteur • Acerbic Fabulist • Inventor of the Pocket Sandwich
Spergin Morlock @sperginmorlock.bsky.social 
Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Sexual & slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein BEFORE the incident. Founded the khive in 2017. FIFA certified Economist.
🍉🇵🇸🏳️🌈 @pobrecheeto.bsky.social auspol, uspol, genpol, horror and dystopian scifi (movies books and tv). new orleans native, local new yorker, now australia-based
Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
koi fish that kill you @koifishthatkillyou.bsky.social 40mg of dog prozac and a crisp leaded protein shake in a trench coat
@pupfire.bsky.social @pupfire.bsky.social 30
•Xe/Xem
[He/Him also acceptable]
•Transmasc-ish, but a bit mercurial/ambiguous.
•Autistic + queer as fuck, lmao
Goofy goblin of chaos: Forced to balance upon the spearhead of capitalism whilst daydreaming a queer, inclusive future for all
@uesp.net @uesp.net 
Nighthawk (Birthday 8/10 🎂) 𓅣🌏🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☭ @socialistpuffin.bsky.social Call me David. Loves ornithology but loathes injustice. Tea enjoyer. Living with CPTSD. Capitalism will never solve homelessness. Queer liberation, not assimilation. "Tankie" Socialist. Commie animal. Level 41.
Bi (He/They)🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
🔞
#ActuallyAutistic
the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social America's Most Trusted News Magazine.
Swansea Industrial Park
boxd.it/c2Yjb
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social 
Heavy D @heavydishongry.bsky.social Shenanigan enthusiast/Neighborhood crone
1/2 of the Plotless Podcast
1/5 of the MMCPodcast Cuddlebros
https://www.twitch.tv/heavydishongry
Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social 🦐Unofficially posting frames from the Food Network dub of Iron Chef 🔥 How will the challenger fight back? 🧄 The heat will be on! 🥑
Episode title and frame # are in alt txt
(ran by @dudethatbe.bsky.social)
booty destroyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social 🔞 not for kids
posts are down there 👇
PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social Ancient webcomic dark arts by Nick G, often written with friends
pbfcomics.com/links
WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org Web Design Museum exhibits thousands of screenshots and videos of websites, apps, software, and Flash games from the 1990s to the late 2000s.
Squillium @squillium.bsky.social User #107,869
Automatic toilets are the devil.
Anti-AI guy.
Solar Sicko.
maryjane @maryjanelane.leftis.best Never let anyone take a piece of you that cannot be replaced. ('cept a kidney, definitely donate 1 if you can ♡)
Jay @raoulduke1976.bsky.social FUCK ICE
If you’re still blaming kids for what your leaders did, kindly fuck off.
🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social Known for my iconic bits
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com automated shitposting bot, more info at https://www.shitpostbot.com/
ran by @botmin.shitpostbot.com
Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network He/Him, 39, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
Itzena @itzena.bsky.social Looks like I'm here now as well. Lucy. She/Her
Classics Of Game @classicsofgame.bsky.social Classic Games
https://www.youtube.com/user/ClassicsOfGame
Lee Cronin's The Zaddy @frownt.bsky.social Imagining a boot stamping on a human face forever and easily rotating it in three dimensions with my high IQ. Still up and moving around, taking nourishment.
Give Me That Big MacReady Hat 𓅢 @kevinmurtaugh.bsky.social ACAB Free Palestine Trans rights
he/him
videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social a meditation on videogame (w/ some tech and web) history. donate to my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/moshboy/ also find me on mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@moshboy nfaq: https://pastebin.com/vUmrYKx6
jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social vox + guitar @raygunyouthmusic.com
31
midwest usa
he/they
bird son haver
idiot
music
leftist bullshit
Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social Random cat.
He/him cishet tom
PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
🌈FadedRainbows🌈 @fadedrainbows.bsky.social 💚Courtney ~ | Twitch Streamer |AuDHD| Avid Gamer and reader| 💚
Bisexual/Pan/Poly
From the land of the polite (Canada)
https://www.twitch.tv/fadedrainbowss
https://www.youtube.com/@fadedrainbows
She/Her
Age:31
got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social rowan, 27, kinda strange, mdni
geckoposting from the void
Mothra, Queen of the monsters @lesliev.bsky.social Just here to chuckle at your bad puns
Borbs of Summer 👩🌾🌺 @borbs.northsky.social I just want to garden and cook and hang with pals. Please be chill. She/Her
brute @simplebrute.bsky.social 
Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social I am too tired for this shit
She/Her
little baby granny 🏳️⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com 📍 seattle
adult woman 🏳️⚧️
🔞 MDNI
https://ko-fi.com/lauren32
cashapp $LIsReal2401
willow 🐈 @willow.meangirls.online 40
she/it
ally
🔞
Tracy @tracylacy84.bsky.social I’m a woman over 40 so no one cares what I have to say anyways right? 😉