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When i started my bluesky account, i was Employee 11
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The Rabbit Hole Cartographer @quacksanonymous.bsky.social aka the Rabbit Hole Cartographer.
Mapping the folklore and history of the borderland sciences.
Conspiracism Taxonomist.
I study horrible people who believe weird things.
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God’s favorite neurodivergent Jewish trans lesbian.
Living that Portland life.
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she/her
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Philly sports fan with an interest in politics & history. Moved on from The Bad Place.
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While I am honored, please do not add me to starter packs. All you’ll get are a majority of rantings from a tortured Philly sports fan. 🤷♀️
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Unofficial bot that will mirror the Phillies' X feed until @Phillies.com starts posting. Set up by @aceofbens.com.
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I give out the likes
Trans rights are human rights
Stop rewarding billionaires
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Go Birds. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.
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In These Times @inthesetimes.com A publication committed to informing and advancing movements for social, economic, racial and environmental justice. Founded in 1976.
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This is NOT an official MLB account.
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Outside of politics I enjoy every genre of electronic music and also all my posts don’t fit the word limit
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Not actually a Teen Titan or neocon.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social Sociologist studying how our social structures make sexual violence more likely to occur. Author of ON THE WRONG SIDE. Co-founder of Beyond Compliance Consulting. PhD UMich.