The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social "Democracy Dies In Dampness"
Parody
Juliet Turner @juliet-turner.bsky.social Ecologist & Evolutionary Biologist. previously DPhil @ Oxford: insect social evolution 🐝
Action/Crime/Mystery Film & Screenplay Festival @crimemystery.bsky.social This festival now takes place every single month, giving filmmakers 4 tiers to showcase and promote their film. In-person public events also take place.
https://filmfreeway.com/crimemystery
www.crimemysteryfestival.com
Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com tech & society @washingtonpost.com
stories: https://drewharwell.com/
videos: tiktok.com/@drewharwell
+ instagram.com/drewharwell
Frankie5Angels @deuce7crakd.bsky.social Pissed off because Orange Turd hasn't suffered a horribly painful death yet.
DWEEBY BRIDGERS @bigplastichead.bsky.social Every day is better than the next. Book designer for Dark Horse Comics. Opinions are my own. There will be unapologetic swearing. Like...A LOT. Here to hand out deez and nunyas. he/him. PDX, RCTID, #DHWU
There Is No Spoon @neumahn.bsky.social Progressive, spacecraft engineer, photographer, traveler, astronomer, founder/CEO of two successful spacecraft robotics startups, designed part of the F-22, my hardware is on Mars and in the Smithsonian, all statements are my opinion.
Patti Harrison @party-harderson.bsky.social Can we please have sex?
>:^0
hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com Sober trans broad. Award winning writer. Former smoker. I write a newsletter called Anxiety Shark, my debut book is called The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman
She//Her
linktr.ee/nikostratis
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social Journalist. Unionist, organizer, labor nerd.
I write about working for a living: wordsaboutwork.news
Buy me a coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/mel_buer
Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social Photojournalist, writer, editor and videographer.
EIC, The Ten Four: https://latenfour.com/
Links: https://linktr.ee/acatwithnews
Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/ACatWithNews
Email tips, licensing inquiries, etc.: SeanCarmitchel@protonmail.com
Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social Co-founder and Co-Executive Director of Indivisible
This account surrounds hate and forces it to surrender
Jim Manley @jamespmanley.bsky.social I got lucky and ended up working in the Senate for 21 years, including 2 majority leaders and one of the greatest legislators in the history of that body. So called “democratic strategist”
National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov Official Bluesky account for NOAA's National Weather Service.
Woodrow Hartzog @hartzog.bsky.social Andrew R. Randall Professor of Law at Boston University School of Law. Author of "Privacy's Blueprint" (2018) and co-author of "Breached!" (2022). Posting mainly about privacy, tech and the law.
Dr. Meredith Wills ⚾️⚾️👀 @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social Astrophysics PhD, Baseball HOF, Baseball Deconstruction Expert, Data Scientist, Official Scorer, Superhero, Knitting Designer. Not necessarily in that order.
Signal: bbl_astrophyscs.94
MCKV @mckayvee.bsky.social I have many books. Thrift store whore.
Fuck ICE
Fuck TRUMP
Fuck the NRA
Fuck RELIGION
Fuck FLOCK cams
Shop Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social
CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social He/him 1312. Melt ICE. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there .
charlie @charlieaaah.bsky.social university of minnesota 💛
socialist divine feminist delusional cat-obsessed shitposter
Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social Human, currently being.
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Mental Health Advocate
Disabled Veteran
#RavensFlock
Shitty guitar player
Talks to animals
Pfp by the amazing @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:25mmtg5qrxvlsfnyuznhkzkc/feed/aaakwi6jixqt6
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social Kindness doesn’t mean being weak, and it doesn’t mean being a follower
Shannon Stamey @wsstamey.bsky.social Circa 1977.
Professional freelance traditional artist and illustrator. Golden Age, fantasy, horror, pulp, film.
Human playlist. French fry enthusiast.
COMMISSIONS OPEN. No AI.
Feel free to DM for work inquiries.
cru jonze @carnitas.bsky.social Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social Just a girl, working her ass off. Farm life dreams, mini homestead.
I cater to my inner goth girl. I like sexy clothes and intimacy.
I take a lot of pictures.
Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social Baba Yaga’s favorite Bog Hag. Pacific NW and will bring it up as though I invented trees. Orange cat energy. I like human and civil rights.
Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg
Me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
Bruins 🏒 Fleet
recent: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk
best: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
https://ko-fi.com/infinitefinite
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social 🐖 Doofus 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek
DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Catastrophic meowtzidown (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.
☠🏴☠️Mutiny After Midnight 🏴☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social A muse
A Siren
A Situation
A Chaos
A Pirate
A finely tuned sound tsunami.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury.
Honky Tonk Mind
Head High, Fuck Em All
Hunter Biden Energy
Make Art Not Friends
Fueled by Johnny Blue Skies 🐢🌌💙
Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social Random cat.
He/him cishet tom
PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.
(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.
Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
dave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jt4og2xl6x6az3a4pr6am67a/feed/aaaewlcls2v4i
linktr.ee/dave_tothe_k
Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social Anthropomorphized cheese.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaaoilwlqd4pm
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social Is your shit posting locally sourced?
Sully @sulkirk.bsky.social Location: Out on 441
“When it hits you feel no Pain” B. Marley 1971
Mac n Cheese Influencer *maybe
I don’t GAF about typos
Sad King Billy @meadowshands.bsky.social Certified Forklift Operator & Instructor | United we demand, alone we starve | Musician | Drone builder and pilot | Aspiring weatherman | Space Fan | I have the best dog
Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social Total mid.
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2 cover art from https://kvibber.com/ alt text: In Burritos We Trust
Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social Walker told me I have AIDS.
Lawrie 🇨🇦🍁 @lawrie123.bsky.social #TeamCanada #Manitoba Nothing too serious here. Taking care of business and minding my own.
jabberwoCKY @ckyonwords.bsky.social Copywriter + Creative Director. From St. Louis, now in Minneapolis. Domestically supplied infant. Deeply flawed biped. Aspiring human. Probably doing a bit. he/him/his
Portfolio: charleskyouel.com
Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s
Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs
musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social non-specific. music, art & nostalgia.
careful & care-filled. puns.
unfamously dumb, but usually real.
Minneapolis. pro-protest.
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social I like the beautiful game. I am beautiful game. 🪿
Jokes - alt comedy - films - music - sport - being cool - engaging with fun people - don't do any of those. Top #fpl manager - 20 seasons - 8 top 30k (4 top 10k) finishes. Best - 1864th
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social Back to the Future plot hole account.
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
Barba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴
No DM’s.
muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social 💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Grayman @grayman.bsky.social I like food, weird cars, wrestling, and oxford commas.
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 44
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2
Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze
sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/chrono-skeets
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
• help me live the dream: https://gofund.me/d9bf1cd80 •
• tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
Helleanor Rigby @mom-overboard.bsky.social Your mom thinks I'm hilarious.
BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s
Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
slice @noahgrim.bsky.social impish man-cunt.
Website: noahgrim.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaatdk2bj2ce
avi by geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
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Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
SpaceAge Polymer @dollarsteak.bsky.social I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
Fat Peppy @fatpeppy3.bsky.social Super heavyweight champion of shit posting a well known cheese whore beware occasional mental breakdown I might battle rap a superhero let's all be serious
Mr. Beverages @mrbeverages.bsky.social fuck you
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Nick’s profile @nickonhere.bsky.social 
Subaru Malibu @subarumalibu.bsky.social “Mr. Vain + Culture Brain.”
youtube.com/@malibunraku
Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social Celebrated Music Hoarder. Child Welfare pro.
Aqueous/Dopapod fiend. Juzz, baby.
MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social I’m the only Kevin that matters on this whole fucking app
Viv @v.milcom.in Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social 
Thrillhouse Gaming @thrillhousegaming.bsky.social History/Anthropology Major in Denver.
Cultural Sociology/Education Minor.
My Content Is All For Your Delight.
jRPGs, Akira Toriyama, Manga.
City Pop Enjoyer.
Plus Ultra.
Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of jokes and memes
Reward my bullshit at http://kingshirt.biz
pixelated papa @cult-papa.com (not a good post, just one i posted
streaming tuesdays and thursdays at 9:30pm est
he/him
my best posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:evlngincxz7yf6mjnegh5565/feed/aaaknrwlyv76c
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm