Andrew Hill @andrewtghill.ft.com Journalist, speaker, writer. Forthcoming: 'Take Note: A Nimble History of Shorthand' (Profile Books, 2026)
The artist formerly known as Mondaydrunk @tafkamd.bsky.social Well I thought I'd change the handle as I've given up the booze.
Francophile. Pro European. Supports Ukraine. Likes music. And a fair bit of sport. Once wrote letter of the week for "90 Minutes". Never cashed the cheque.
¡No pasarán!
Alison @alisonbook.bsky.social Coffee lover..
Books books n a few more ta!
Watcher of the Wallabies who populate our garden! 
Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social I am not, I repeat NOT the real #AlanPartridge
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Tallulah Miggins @tallulahmiggins.bsky.social We live on blood. We are Sparta FC. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Jason Andrade @jasonandrade.bsky.social 🔍 Work: Research IT Infrastructure Consultant
💡 Interests: politics, renewables, energy, education, numismatics, health & aviation
🤔 Observational humor and sarcasm 🤷🏾
PermaConfused @permaconfused.bsky.social Journo/analyst covering transnational security, cyber, research. Lives with wife, chickens and ducks.
i'm JayEm @iamjayem.bsky.social Tried it here and decided to stay. Lover of exercise, knitting and a good book. Proud to be a woke lefty rejoiner
Jo 🕊️💚 @i-do-despair.bsky.social 🇪🇺 No to Fascism...Always! Woke AF. History repeats itself, we must do better! Human rights are inherent to all humans. ASD Mum 🐝 keeper. An Ally.#FBPE #FBPR #NAFO #ETTD No DMs unless we are conversing already
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social I invented the internet
See mah tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social I have joined this app to use it as a platform to apologise for the behaviour of my Viking ancestors towards the good people of Northumbria in 865AD.
NewsThump @newsthump.com Topical satire from the UK and around the world. You're not supposed to believe what we write, you idiot.
The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk Editor of Bearly Politics. Commentator. Former NHS strategist.
bearlypolitics.co.uk
No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social The first rule of Cliff Richard Club is we don’t talk anymore 
History Scientist @historyscientist.bsky.social Professional scientist. I like reading books about history. Editor of the Bluesky edition of Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.
http://historybooksreview.co.uk/
https://beautyscientist.github.io/GSDIANOZAS/
Anna K. @annakkowalkowski.bsky.social Eclectic. She/Her. Feminist. Odd bits and pieces of whatever I deem interesting. Witch. Schizoaffective Bipolar PTSD.
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social Dad. Husband. Cat wrangler. Writer. Idiot.
www.daveturner.co.uk
Gingerrrrr @missstree.bsky.social If it’s weird in a good way, I’ll like it.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/DLM2ISDPJPEU?ref_=wl_share
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. (UK) Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform.
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order). Vote 💚 ✊🏼
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly re. astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
Isabella @isabellabandaid.bsky.social I am a natural redhead with far too much blood in my caffeine system. The bags under my eyes are designer and I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
Dr Sarah Bearchell 🌻 @sarahbearchell.bsky.social Science Writer, Presenter & Trainer. Oxfordshire, UK. Making multi-sensory interactive science accessible for all! Lapsed botanist
#Inclusive #SciComm #Nature #Agriculture #Autistic
childrens-science.co.uk
Photo: making clouds for delighted children
Rob Adam. @robadam69.bsky.social Love Music. Mainly Goth, EBM alternative 80s etc hashtags chatty Brought Lillz up alone since she was 7. Now 19.
Quintin Forbes @quintin4bees.bsky.social Q, yes, just Q. No, not Hugh, Q.
Ian Hall @ian64.bsky.social I have lovely grey hair. Which I keep in this bag.
Joel Goodman @pixel8foto.bsky.social The guy who took that photo of those people that time. Freelance photojournalist working in the UK and anywhere else that'll have me. joelgoodman.net
christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
Charles "Skeeter" Conway @charlesconway.creator.blue 💙 Follow me on spotify and I'll love you forever 👉🏻 https://bit.ly/charlesconway
West 🦋 Lawns @westlawns.bsky.social Asimov - The true delight is in the finding out rather than in the knowing
👋Bibliobibules & Euro-Ailuro-Turo-Nemo-Philes
💚#France Vive la Liberté!
Caution: I dont trust this place.
Was a cat, rather than a bot
(Reposts ≠ endorsements)
No DMs.
Neil @enanem.bsky.social B’dum b’dum.
Raul Krauthausen @raulkrauthausen.bsky.social Sent from my wheelchair ♿ ️
Autor | Moderator | Medienmacher
Aktivist: #Inklusion & #Barrierefreiheit
www.raul.de
matt be @mattbe.bsky.social Good Night, and Good Luck.
Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social ~Public Historian 📜🤓
~Host & creator BBC YOU’RE DEAD TO ME podcast😆🧐🎙️📻📜🏛️
~ Author of 8 funny books for kids & adults ✍️📚
~ BBC HORRIBLE HISTORIES (2008-19)
📺🤣
~Hon. Dr & Fellow, University of York IPUP 🧑🎓
~Spurs fan #COYS ⚽️
www.gregjenner.com 🧑💻
Horsemorsel @horsemorsel.bsky.social Previously Horsemorsel on Twitter.
Previously Horsemorsel on Facebook.
Previously Horsemorsel on toast.
mvrander @mvrander.bsky.social Yet another social media account where I shall discuss Sheffield Wednesday, make bad jokes and maybe post pics of a spaniel
Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social I am your resource for news that is fake and fake news that is real.
You heard me.
Brett @b1sm.bsky.social Entrepreneur, Writer, Photographer, Inventor, Investor, Blogger… Are some things I hear people do.
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social Musky sly old foxy stoat.
⚒️
Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social Photoshoplifter. Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out.
Lone survivor of @mockeree.bsky.social.
linktr.ee/lexistwit
Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org Wizard, Author, Lyricist and Voiceover. Will word for food.
Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' https://read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B0834BLHNS
Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com
__________ @jenbren.bsky.social Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Dubliner in Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics/47th-obsessed accounts=blocked. She/Her/Yer Wan.
Soctty123 @soctty123.bsky.social Dancing with the elderly, sellotaping vegetables to lampposts & terrifying small dogs since 1973.
All opinions copy & pasted from someone else.
#SMFC #SMTID
#LFC #YNWA
#Yes
#VoteSNP
#DontBuyTheSun
TomFoxTom @tomfoxtom.bsky.social I’m old enough to remember when Twitter was only 3 characters per tweet. Tell that to the kids today and they’ll laugh in your face. Here now though. 
Binty @bintymustard.bsky.social I’m a f**king delight!
John Shelley - Illustrator @studionib.bsky.social Illustrator and author for children's publishing and the wider design business. #KidLitUK #illustration https://linktr.ee/studionib
Ben Yates @benyates.bsky.social Opsimath, betwixt fascinating rock and smart looking hard place. #OUFC
Sadfaceotter @sadfaceotter.bsky.social (He,him)
Twitter refugee
John-Paul @jpkeates.com Parties like it's £19.99
Retired.
British male; socially awkward.
Profile Image - A bearded man in a room looks into the camera. He has a face best suited to a text description.
Gareth George @groanman.bsky.social Pun writer. My mates describe me as being 'unadventurous'. I wouldn't go that far. I grew up in a small town after my parents abandoned me in a model village.
Used to be on 'X' as @groanman2020 🏴
A Shining Wit @caffeine748.bsky.social I write terrible dad jokes. Not about terrible dads, though.
Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 8-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast (new joke every day with that tag). #HashtagGames player.
Piers Porter @bacchunalian.bsky.social Unfettered by reverence / political correctness. 'Snowflake' personalities not catered for. Committed thanatophobic.
Mum @vikatoyah.bsky.social Socially medium.
Not funny, annoying.
Been offline a while.
Missed you.
CharmlessNurk @charmlessnurk.bsky.social I’m only visible under very dark skies if you don’t look directly at me.
Me Name’s not Bryan @sneydstones.bsky.social Dimming Someone Else’s Light Wont Make Yours Shine Brighter..Panicky in the UK…SCFC, The Fall, Mark Hollis, Screaming from beneath the waves..Too much Apple Pie
Son of Sneyd Green
H. Anthony Hildebrand @hahildebrand.bsky.social Writer and noisemaker.
He/him.
AKA Dog Swamp Residents Association
https://dogswampresidentsassociation.bandcamp.com/
https://hanthonyhildebrand.bandcamp.com/
Additionally: https://twitter.com/hahildebrand
And: http://instagram.com/hah_noise/
Effable.
Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social Always in the Corner
Ian Moore @ianmooreauthor.bsky.social Best-Selling author of crime fiction.
Recovering comedian. Plastic Frenchman.
www.ianmoore.info
#Author #writercommunity
Biltawulf @biltawulf.com Investigative Timewaster
@moanup.bsky.social @moanup.bsky.social 
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social Chronically online, history obsessed cat herder with a houseplant problem. Been to a museum lately?
TheSianSims @thesiansims.bsky.social Used to be a counsellor , now trying to age relatively gracefully. Still trying to join the dots .
Rufus Hound @rufushound.com He/him/us/ours/lovely/jubbly
Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. Here for general silliness and chat
Etsy shop https://craftysharp.etsy.com
David Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social Travel writer. Nerd. General annoyance.
I never met a joke I liked that I didn't want to drill into the ground.
Writes quizzes at https://geograquiz.com/ . Shares unsolicited thoughts at https://planetwhitley.com/ .
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social I care.
He/him
Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc.
Arsefoot.
Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social Occasional editor and writer. Purveyor of half-baked opinions. Intermittently able to make my nieces laugh. (SnoozeInBrief on Twitter)
My blog on usage, editing and suchlike: https://stroppyeditor.wordpress.com
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
Michael Glasper @michaelglasper.bsky.social Freedom Radio ace, Prime Minister designate of Estonia, betting tout.
Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social Literary Agent, Devon and London
Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social I write poems.
Shows: https://brianbilston.com/events/
Books: https://brianbilston.com/books/
Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social Chris Coates, purveyor of niche drivel: https://substack.com/@oddthisday
Ed Losty @elosty.bsky.social 
Alan Machnik @alanmachnik.bsky.social Engineering Director. Comedy Writer. Husband. Father. 50% chocolate, 40% crisps, 20% bad at arithmetic.
Once fired from Ann Summers for getting Chas and Dave to do a stock take...
Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com Writer of YA novels Tuesdays are Just as Bad and Dead Teenager Movie.
Also Phder on Ethel Lilian Voynich
Fenner Pearson @fennerpearson.bsky.social Salford and Kirkby Lonsdale. Electronic music… and that kind of thing.
https://linktr.ee/fennerpearson- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
Jay Tuvz @jaytuvz.bsky.social 3 times #1PUN Champion 
ChrisP @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social Retired Cornish-born Spanish>English translator in the Basque Country. Puns, posts about language, music & photos, mostly of birds. Se habla castellano.
Kitty Kelliher @kittykelliher.bsky.social Digital diva. Plastic Paddy. County Cricklewood-born. Tea drinker. A 'Highly strung Philomena Cunk'. Lupus Warrior. Dullard. Collapsed Catholic.
Expect a lot of pics of roast potatoes from me.
#spudInfluencer #Spudologist
Dr Lucy Rogers @drlucyrogers.com Engineer.
Book: 'Up - A Scientist's Guide to the Magic Above Us'
I'm interested in connecting with those who build, explain, or bring ideas to life in unusual ways.
www.lucyrogers.com
https://uk.bookshop.org/shop/DrLucyRogers
trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social I do all my own stunts.
The evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Willem van Schaik @wvschaik.bsky.social Microbiology, microbiome, antimicrobial resistance. Sometimes UK politics. Head of Research of the School of Infection, Inflammation and Immunology, University of Birmingham. Also Co-Director of @target-amr.bsky.social.
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social I’m reo pekerangi, build data warehouses, take dog for walks, drink whisky and whine. Left of sensible. Hates fascists. he/him 💉x11
Bill Mitchell @askbillmitchell.bsky.social 💙💙💙
A tech geek that will discuss just about anything: Technology, Business, Music, Movies with some politics sprinkled in for flavor.
I do follow back, I do engage, and I post way too often.
I also speak fluent sarcasm.
💙💙💙
Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com Author. Actor. Observer of everyday life.
https://www.mirandakeeling.com
My new book: https://geni.us/ThePlaceImin
My first book: https://tinyurl.com/ycz2hc94
My podcast: https://StoppingToNotice.lnk.to/podcastho
Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/mrxket5b
Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social My words are spoken by an actor. Stand-up comedian. UK Pun Champion and Scottish Comedian of the Year runner-up. BCOTY semi-finalist 2025. 3x Top 10 Jokes of Edinburgh Fringe. As seen on Channel 4. ON EUROPEAN TOUR 2026. linktr.ee/richardpulsford