bobby_hill_real · Feb 22

I picked the wrong week to stop smoking aids

@itried1.bsky.social · Feb 22

Mind your damn business Jennings.

Dr. Nina E. Harkrader · Feb 22

(Snorted) 🤣

@asmackofham.bsky.social · Feb 22

A nice relaxing drag

Inc0rrigible · Feb 22

Costco and their liberal agenda. Just last week RFK Jr. assured all patriots that smoking, snorting or just eating AIDS was a great way to lose weight.

Xander O’Connor · Feb 22

vaping AIDS is marginally healthier anyway

redG · Feb 22

Oh like the autoimmune disease haha AIDS is hilarious

@vehementsack.bsky.social · Feb 22

Hearing AIDS

Steph Langley · Feb 22

I can quit any time I want, Ken.

@waynepnw.bsky.social · Feb 22

You are shockingly funny.

Jerome · Feb 22

Muhahaha I don’t swallow

Linda UWSⓥ · Feb 22

Lolol💀

Bryan Hoover · Feb 22

If only it were that easy

A1C3-PO · Feb 22

You're right. 3 mint lozenges are the only tested and proven AIDS-Free lozenges. Smoking 2 or 4 mint lozenges is a crazy risk.

Dan Thiell · Feb 22

Not when there are AIDS gummies!

Pamela Fiore... and live alone in the bee-loud glade · Feb 22

got a good laugh out of that one

Doodles · Feb 22

How do you even get it in the pipe?

@jonjonjj.bsky.social · Feb 22

I can't quit smoking AIDS

Jay Forstner · Feb 22

Great minds, and all that. bsky.app/profile/jayf...

Andrew Lochart · Feb 22

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baxate · Feb 22

Whatever happened to Quit 3?

G. Smith · Feb 22

Yes, smoking AIDS seems very dangerous.

Gumbo wolverine · Feb 22

Hub and I quit smoking tobacco 10 years ago and it was one of the best things we ever did for our health and our budget. Never smoked aids.

Eric D. Snider · Feb 22

I hear this is the worst kind

TheBrianWeaver · Feb 22

Don't tell me how to live my life I'll smoke all the AIDS I want!

𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐆eep 🇨🇦 🇺🇦🌻🦋 · Feb 22

ummmm...

chbarts · Feb 22

... but my smoked AIDS sandwiches are always the hit of the BBQ!

Chris Bellomy · Feb 22

My friend Mike, taken years ago by the bug, would have loved this. Cheers for making me think of him

BFCF · Feb 22

I’m in flavour country

Myles · Feb 22

Stop making us laugh: we're at a comedy show you know!

@iwearmanyhats.bsky.social · Feb 22

I feel so alive when I’ve been watching Jeopardy reruns and Ken Jennings shows up in my feed.

Cody · Feb 22

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Paul A. · Feb 22

I didn't know you could.

Nickelbagofunk · Feb 22

Tried it once. Didn't go well🫤

Amazing Race out of context · Feb 22

MASA (Make America Sane Again) · Feb 22

I’m HIV positive that you at right.

Alberto Resists 🏳️‍🌈 🦋 · Feb 22

Snort coke from your toilet seat instead 😆

@kestrelmacknight.bsky.social · Feb 22

I didn't even know AIDS could smoke. I thought AIDS was bad enough on it's own. Now it comes with lung cancer? That's rough.

Riemann Zeta-Jones · Feb 22

Sometimes your posts are so good I worry that you're gonna get fired

Alice · Feb 22

Sounds like an insult we'd throw at you in the late 90s. Like "come on, man. Stop smoking aids."

@nometahere.bsky.social · Feb 22

#FunnySignage

Jane Reads-Truth · Feb 22

AI made that sign and nobody checked its work.

davidd1955 💙🦋💙 · Feb 22

🤣🤣🤣

@humanspeedbump.bsky.social · Feb 22

Lord knows I’ve tried

JimBird@bsky.social · Feb 22

If you say so,Ken.

Leslie · Feb 22

🤪

Fat, Bald Dabus · Feb 22

I didn’t inhale

Patrick Monahan · Feb 22

I don’t even know why the companies MAKE it

🦋 B34RS GYRL 💙 · Feb 22

Smoke HIV instead.

Louis Gray · Feb 22

My dad was a doctor. His idea of a dad joke was, "I had a light case of AIDS last week, but I got over it."

The Iron Mike Sharpe of baseball season · Feb 22

But can I still snort Syphilis?

Caingilnuq son of Sophie Cukayak, daughter of Aranagulluk · Feb 22

Big Viral is in it to win it…😒

Justin · Feb 22

Smoking aids is a gateway to plaids or even maidservants, just one toke on an aids reefer leads to addiction!

Mike Blair · Feb 22

The high from injecting it is so much purer

donnie harrison · Feb 22

Bold 👊

Blivet · Feb 22

Kids these days. Smh.

Steven · Feb 22

Sounds like a double whammy

A.W. Basil · Feb 22

They are tough to keep lit anyway. Too much effort, too little reward.

Jim Stalnaker 🇺🇸🇺🇦 · Feb 22

Much better off if you do the smokeless pouches like the Scandinavians.

Headless Dog Man · Feb 22

shout out to Ken for using alt text! 🫡

em · Feb 22

Pete Hegseth Rollins · Feb 22

Reagan might have cared about smoking aids.

JP InTheHinderland 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦🌻 · Feb 22

A worthy goal.

Maggie Wittlin · Feb 22

Big Nancy Reagan energy

@poblano99.bsky.social · Feb 22

Looks like picked the wrong week to stop smoking AIDS.

Pickle Trick Trick · Feb 22

Ken, I have to know. What's your food court order? There is money on the line here.

@blufruit.bsky.social · Feb 22

I guess I’ll go back to snorting it

Billy G · Feb 22

Better off vaping it

Ayo Denali · Feb 22

I'm not scared of Aids, I used to snort chlamydia off a toilet seat.

Mannydog · Feb 22

Is this what they mean by smoking aids?

Brad Grenz · Feb 22

Switch to HIV gum today!

Niblik ManjuSri · Feb 22

Look. It’s harder than it sounds.

Bumblefudge · Feb 22

fun fact once i was in a van trying to barter red wine for legal marijuana, which was the style at the time, and the goofy fellow asked indica or sativa, and then warned me he had a really amazing strain to offer but it was insanely heavy indica, not for the faint of heart. it was called "AIDS 2".

Cliff · Feb 22

Tony · Feb 22

Make me

professoraxeman · Feb 22

I can quit whenever I want, Ken, but YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

Aunt Eef · Feb 22

Smoking = bad AIDS = bad Smoking AIDS = double bad

Howard Miller · Feb 22

Is smoking AIDS really worth the risk?