ae @aelkus.bsky.social "A complex decision is like a great river, drawing from its many tributaries the innumerable premises of which it is constituted." - HA Simon
https://adamelkus.com/ + also @ aelkus on twitter
all opinions my own but also your cat's
Worse On Purpose @worseonpurpose.bsky.social Investigating how private equity and brand licensing quietly degrade the products you used to trust.
MKULTA ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social they hate to see a girlboss stimming
Sandwiches @sandwiches.bsky.social You may submit your sandwiches as well as the sandwiches of others.
Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social English Prof and Director of American Studies at Boston University. Gay dad and husband. 2024-2025 NEH fellow for “The Racialization of Print,” forthcoming from OIEAHC & UNC Press. https://www.josephrezek.com/
Ty Daddy @mynameistyler.bsky.social just a gay boy surfing the internet
📍Santa Monica
fitness - travel - pop culture - selfies - nonsense
Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
www.melbrooks.com
Джем @jematoi.bsky.social Is not a horse or a dolphin
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social 
journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social I freakin love my wife • USDA Hardiness Zone 7a
Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com 
George Pearkes @peark.es No longer Bluesky’s only resident finance bro | Macro Strategist | Even the blind squirrel get a nut sometime. | #ForTheCrown, #COYG | 🇺🇸 via 🇨🇦. Not 🏴. | Normal man, one of the Normal Men
*ALL CAPS HEADLINES LIKE THIS ARE FROM BLOOMBERG
📍 CLT
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social Gay lawyer with two cats and a lot of feelings.
📸/🎥: mattyost_
thee hole•e ghost 🏔️ (former bsky main character) @5280ghost.bsky.social • what a life i’m living • ⏾ ☀︎ ⋆˙⟡
👨🏽🤝👨🏻: @mtns-and-men.bsky.social
IG: https://www.instagram.com/5280.ghost
🗺️📍: Denver, CO • USA 🇺🇸
The Register @theregister.com Your favorite enterprise technology news vultures, flying high in the Bluesky – On the web since 1998 – More here: https://www.theregister.com/
wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social intruder
The Original Scalawag @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social I keep it 300 like a bowling alley
alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social Kev
As sweet as potatoes and molasses
Podcasts: Total Massacre, Tasting Menu
ladybirdminute.medium.com
Non-binary (they/he/she)
Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social I’ve never felt as clean as you look
@joycecaroloates.bsky.social @joycecaroloates.bsky.social 
Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
Cute Skeleton @cuteskeleton.bsky.social I’m a real sucker for shenanigans.
Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine.
https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social professional chaos gremlin. 🏳️🌈, obviously. 📷: jnthnmkl 🇺🇦
Bluesky Server Status @status.bsky.app https://status.bsky.app/
Patrick Doyle, PhD @pcxd13.bsky.social count your days Jason Bateman
PhD in social psychology - celebrity, media, and Wealth Science™
i know nothing but i’m here to learn
Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social 
Politico @politico.com Nobody knows politics and policy like we do.
www.politico.com
Stephen Jacob Smith @stephenjacobsmith.com Executive director of the Center for Building in North America (centerforbuilding.org), stephen@centerforbuilding.org. Personal account. Brooklyn, NY.
@mr-chitown.bsky.social @mr-chitown.bsky.social 
paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social Opened at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker. Trombonist, composer, bandleader (The Great Long Meadow Fire, True East, Store Hours). Bluesky’s resident Fun Tsar. Brooklyn, NY. he/him.
https://linktr.ee/Danlehner
Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social D.C. reporter, @notus.com Former: @51st.news, WAMU, and DCist.
Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social Oh, yes - the woman in the picture is ✨me✨| You can still walk on water with a bad attitude and a foul mouth | Professional flirt. Better as a concept. 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦
Henry Farrell @himself.bsky.social Professor of democracy and international affairs. http://www.henryfarrell.net and newsletter at http://www.programmablemutter.com. Underground Empire: How America Weaponized the World Economy (Holt, Penguin). https://www.publishersweekly.com/9781250840554.
🌿 @kxdyn.bsky.social 
🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social 
Byron Peebles @byronpeebles.com Programmer/hacker. Dad. Spouse. Unschooled/er. Programming at Truth Initiative. He/him. @bpeebles@hachyderm.io, from twitter.com/bpeebles and also checkout byronpeebles.com
i³c @smalljaguar.bsky.social 
typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip 🌦️ outlook cloudy 🌦️
👻 writing ghost stories about GPUs 👻
🔥 BC/DR Expert 🔥
(but mostly for ones I cause)
@womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social The original & only WomensArt created/ curated by art historian and author PL Henderson
Real art...real artists...No AI
Images © to respective owners
Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol Senior Writer at The Ringer covering the intersection of tech, politics, and media 🦉 NYT bestselling author of Impossible Owls 🦉 also, how can I put this: sports
https://bookshop.org/p/books/impossible-owls-essays-brian-phillips/7310179?ean=9780374175337
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social we're all worms
Josh Dubow @joshdubowap.bsky.social NFL writer for The Associated Press, who also covers Bay Area sports
lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social deeply unserious at all times
can't hear for shit
powered by AuDHD
he/him
📍 DC-ish
Cameron @camjam.bsky.social 24
Taken
Software Engineer
Chi📍
Gamer 🏳️🌈 some would say nerdy (all say that)
https://hevy.com/user/csiebert
Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social Documentarian
Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com #rustlang, #jj-vcs, atproto, shitposts, urbanism. I contain multitudes.
Working on #ruelang but just for fun.
Currently in Austin, TX, but from Pittsburgh. Previously in Bushwick, the Mission, LA.
Nate @natecook.bsky.social Once-geologist, recovering rower, current patent litigator. Avid Izzet mage, strategy/rpg enthusiast. Pro-veggies, anti-fruit. He/him, 🏳️🌈.
Oona Hathaway @oonahathaway.bsky.social Professor at Yale Law School & Professor of Political Science at Yale University; President, American Society of International Law; Executive Editor at Just Security; former Special Counsel at U.S. Department of Defense. Website: oonahathaway.com.
Grouchomancer @samthielman.com Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | should be writing
M@ @outburszt.bsky.social idiot, homosexual, etc
28 | Los Angeles
taken but not off limits
Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social Sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned
📍 Brooklyn
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social Charismatic megafauna
(she/her)
Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social I write boring things for big companies that don't use my name. I write other things here and use my first name. I have two sweet dogs that wish the UPS man wouldn't ring the doorbell.
(Same handle on Dead Bird site--account now dormant--and on Threads.)
condunn @condunn.bsky.social amateur: baker, water polo
professional: gay
Birth Month Dum Cump @eepybruh.bsky.social Critics describe as “so graphic yet so heartwarming”
📍 PHL ➡️ DFW
📸 @kearn_s
Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social silvery birdman, curious about everything, inconsistent content, he/they, Gadigal
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay esoteric technofictional witch • maximum jank, minimum reward • she//ella
worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de moss, they/them 🏳️⚧️🏴
I go outside and also on the computer
art available at https://wormmode.bigcartel.com
writing about hiking/backpacking/kayaking/making things at www.wormmo.de
streaming $11 simulator games and more at twitch.tv/wormmodetv
Bryan Berlin @berlination.bsky.social Comedy, photography, soccer, cats.
Bryanberlin.com
BuildSD @buildsd.org Together, we're rewriting the story of San Diego's development, documenting and advocating for sustainable development to build a #BetterSD for all.
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc part time renaissance man
ig: @collin.jpg
Son @urson.gay I am cringe but I am free
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social All content on this page should be considered artistic performance— the author and his affiliations do NOT necessarily mean or support anything that appears below.
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social 👨🏽🍳🏳️🌈✈️ | 📍DC | NSFW-ish | DMs Abierto
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Bot by @im.joseli.to • @joseli.to
Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social law, trains, and train laws
a vivian kensington, not an elle woods
Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social Author of The Midcentury Kitchen, Midcentury Christmas, and Catland. Writing in Architectural Digest, Antiques, and elsewhere.
https://www.sarah-archer.com/
hellyeahbro42069 @andyrockcandy.bsky.social bruh
📍brooklyn
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social i might be down but i’m still bad | she/her
Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social American Vandal Pod | Prof of AmLit & Twain Studies + Director of Media Studies, Elmira College | Resident Scholar @MarkTwain.bsky.social | Political Economy of Mass Media
TheAmericanVandal.com
MattSeybold.com
Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social I love me but I’m not serious people.
Part of a set. 👬
micheal @godsboy.bsky.social this ain’t build a dude
nyc
Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social I'm that YouTuber who taught you how dishwashers work. Guess I'm tryin' out the whole Bluesky thing now.
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/technologyconnections
Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social NPR White House correspondent. National Murrow Award Winner. Former Vox, USN&WR. Tariff explainer. Masculinity politics expert. Native Iowan. Jesus freak. Real piece of work.
daniellekurtzleben.substack.com
rafa @rafaxword.bsky.social 
erik @e-a-rly.bsky.social anserine machine
Rebecca Goldstein @rebecculous.bsky.social Drug hunter 🧑🏻🔬 | Queer 🏳️🌈 | Crossword constructor ◼️◻️ | Espresso snob ☕️
Is OREO In today's #NYTXW? @nytxworeo.bsky.social Does today's #NYTXW include OREO as an entry or in the clue? Not a bot; not affiliated with #Oreos or #NYTXW
Escape pod for https://x.com/NYTXW_Oreo RIP
Slab @slabhogg1.bsky.social Here to get away from the dumpster fire that is elon musk’s X 👋😄 NO MAGA! Start date: 11/14/24 #RESIST
“Be water, my friend.” Bruce Lee
#FBarmy
✌🏼Ep(ic)stein Fail🪦 @notaboomer.bsky.social Unsubscribe from Tesla. Give up the meat. Disable AI on every platform RIGHT NOW. Love Earth Neverending Tour
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social don’t follow me this is a phish account
nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social I meant gay as in stupid and bad. Chronically online. Occasionally nsfw. Married. Mpls.
Chad @thomcb88.bsky.social spent a summer with Laurie Metcalf’s dog. actor, marketing professional, does other things too
📍Chicago | 👬 married to a gay guy
Tastefully NSFW at times
Honey Labubu @thepugfather.bsky.social reformed thrist trapper // loyal golden retriever bf // avid discourse instigator // professional vaper // daughter of the american revolution
James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social Reporter and writer: https://fallows.substack.com/ and https://www.ourtownsfoundation.org/ One-time speechwriter, long-time pilot, longer-time husband of linguist/writer Deborah Fallows. Note same wristwatch in the two photos, more than 50 years apart.
Madison Isaacson @bringmethesurmisin.bsky.social She/her
COYS
Mostly Canadian
More anxiety than human at this point
Cat lady and forever shitty emo kid (sorry mom)
Meredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social President of Signal, Chief Advisor to AI Now Institute 
Richard ‘WeShould’ Linklater @weekendwarrior.bsky.social Movie, tv, box office nerd.
Occasional thirst trapper.
You know what, hell yea!
🇺🇸🇽🇰🏳️🌈
📍NYC
RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social Lawyer writing about law, genealogy, and bad ethics. He/him
Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social ten hundred minutes per second. game writer if that industry still existed cohenedenfield.com
John @johncamnyc.bsky.social FkafkaTiffanyTrumpVEVO
Manhattan
brian fart @baronvonsavings.bsky.social stupid bad art guy #1
Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social i've simple tastes: hoops. wrestling. animals.
nbacouchside.net
Reuters @reuters.com 
Colin @youcolinme.bsky.social Your local homosexual
📍| New York
📷 | @you_colin_me
🐈Rex Parker🐈⬛ ✏️ 🧐 @rexparker.bsky.social Correct crossword opinions / aka Michael Sharp / Teaching lit stuff at Binghamton University / 2025 ACPT Pairs champion (w/ Penelope Harper) / https://letterboxd.com/realrexparker
Adam Aaronson @aaronson.bsky.social Knows the alphabet (in order) Aaronson.org