Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social Utilizo el internet, y a veces el mundo normal. Husband of @nsmagee.bsky.social. Photos are mine unless otherwise noted. No AI. He/him.
AVI: myself with enlarged eyes in a photo but photoshopped. Banner: text saying "Offline shopper magazine"
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
JLP @jlp.systems My here
also @generaltrust.bsky.social
Mean Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social im awsome. Consider someone else: stop consuming animals.
Shidder Mob @shiddermob.bsky.social The Shitman. Baby Micha. A$AP Shidder.
Three Friends. One Shid.
BURN DOWN THE DATA CENTERS
Shidder Music —> https://shiddermob.com
trying to find our shidder mob 🥺
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com
POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2
My Least Worst:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social Proud husband to my wife
USDA Hardiness Zone 7a
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social Married arch nemesis of an Atlanta area crime fighter.
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social we're all worms
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social I herd photons and electrons. Now-retired electrical engineer from the National Security Agency (NSA). Background in technical security.
Anna @anjvs.bsky.social Vashon Islander.
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx
Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social trailcams
no AI ever
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social Journalist & Pulitzer finalist Historian. Fmr ed, @PoliticoMag & @washingtonian. Author of "Watergate: A New History" and "The Only Plane in the Sky" and other books. garrett.graff AT gmail OR ProtonMail. Subscribe to my newsletter: Doomsdayscenario.co
Beautiful Maps @beautifulmaps.bsky.social Beautiful maps of America. Bot owned and operated by @jeffehobbs.bsky.social, maps powered by https://github.com/originalankur/maptoposter
dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social im rich traditions
Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social I was a snowball in hell.
[he/his]
AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social Ralph Hotspur, Esquire
cb @crannyboy.bsky.social indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice
Linktr.ee/crannyboy
cranny.world
Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social I mail art to people if they ask me nicely. Bonus if they mail me back or give money to Help Bolivia. https://helpbolivia.org/
hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
Axel Foley @hottytoddyaspen.bsky.social When you do things right, people won’t know if you’ve done anything at all.
Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social she/her • live nude cartoon
Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social Online store selling items for everyday household needs.
Soon I will be executed.
M.K. Iodine @6-string-theory.bsky.social Guitarist, photo-funny maker, lover of humor, follower of real journalists. Unless expressly stated, I do not own the rights to any of the images I've so cruelly defiled under the aegis of "Fair Use."
No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz the worm has turned
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social My body is not my temple
It’s more like my bar and grill
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol All the world’s a stage
@flashgtw83.bsky.social @flashgtw83.bsky.social 
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social eBay Jackets & Hats
Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social We should have been a pair of ragged brahs
Rizzing across the floors of silent seize.
Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT (HMH, 2020).
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
@zelanie.bsky.social @zelanie.bsky.social 
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
@g-simmel.bsky.social @g-simmel.bsky.social I feel the sense of possibilities
I feel the wrench of hard realities
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
Jill Hand @jhandy.bsky.social Author of the Trapnell Southern gothic humorous thriller series. Try it, you’ll like it. Getting too old for this shit, but showing up anyway. Excelsior!
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social i'm worth a million in prizes
SE PA
he/him/cis/het
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social Honorary Ziegfeld Girl
Honorary IATSE Local 1
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
portrait 📸Tom Bloom
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife.
Order THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 https://kashanacauley.com
arabell 💙 FREE OF @arabellnightly.bsky.social 💙way too horny
🤍follow me & I’ll cum
💙check my OF for the real explicit stuff 👀
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cal? @calgif.bsky.social fucked my way to the top of Toyotathon
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
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◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io interactive designer
back alley neurobiologist
hot mess
he/him
av courtesy @joshgrilli.online
inexplicably featured in @kotaku.bsky.social, @NME.bsky.social, @insider.bsky.social
𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: a chocodile
🚫 no DMs
RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher; higher ed guy. I think things and write stuff.
(I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter at https://buttondown.com/dorsalstream thanks for asking.)
https://www.roblinmeeks.com
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social farce majeure
Newcastle in the streets. Old ruins in the sheets.
Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.
A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch
I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here
My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
Frovo of America @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
Most Chronological:
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Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
doodlybugstudio.com
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com 
ninhotline @theninhotline.com I'm a social media profile for a blog- W WC-Biz.bsky.social @wc-biz.bsky.social
Philip Bump @pbump.com Hearst data editor and columnist
Formerly: Washington Post
Book: "The Aftermath: The Last Days of the Baby Boom and the Future of Power in America"
Newsletter: www.ctinsider.com/newsletters/data/
Email: hello@pbump.com
Signal: pbump.11
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
whatatimepod.com
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social The kind of gay the Westboro Baptist Church tried to warn you about
he/him
Wingo Shackleford (⌐■_■) @wingoshack.bsky.social Soundscape/Drone aficionado, noted synthesizerist, relaxation enthusiast, cat dad. Capitalism disapprover. Hollywood USA youtube.com/@wingoshack
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social Boycotting most American companies, until we’re friends again.
Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social Somethng s mssng from your lfe
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajpevonw36e
Sophy Boyle @wyvernandstar.bsky.social 𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙇𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙀
Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee
My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social You can always find me in the drift 
Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq
My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians. But, I guess this is mostly a rodent account now.
niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social not too off-puttingly handsome
BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.
Torville Redenbotter @travbot.bsky.social He/him
matt romey @romey.bsky.social aint no way im on here
Chinchilla @chinchilla.bsky.social World famous Chinchilla
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
kt @ktzone.bsky.social larger than many children
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social Bigger Than Rod
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social Roy Scheider in a turteneck
break-time barbie 💕 @avemazov.bsky.social Break time forever
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet § 1032. Onion weigher - A weigher of onions shall be appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social Ding ding ding ding