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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social Bronx boy. Cubs fan. Dad, husband, writer, podcaster and cable news host. The Sirens’ Call: How Attention Became the World’s Most Endangered Resource out now. https://sirenscallbook.com/
Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social Thick thighs, no felonies. Excessively Black. "I might cook, clean but still won't fold" Venmo: B_A_Con Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH
Tyson Fisher @tyfisher.bsky.social Journalist. Husband. Stepfather. Disc dog dad. In no particular order. #kubball #Royals #HotTakes
jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social abolish everything. highly opinionated research nurse dancing in the pool and binging all the tv. free palestine. pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche AI IS NOT ART Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
harpy @harpy.party she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me: venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy http://ko-fi.com/harpyparty best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaaoo2u6cedre
Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social where’s beth https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywbu4pxoizwl27eddlaqvjbe/feed/aaad5ewriqhlq
Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social I didn't ask to be here https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==
Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @mslisam.bsky.social Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter. "As seen on Twitter" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney
Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car. I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘 header by the great Marf Salvador avi by @frovo.bsky.social He/Him 👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
john @mrjohn.bsky.social Care to buy me a coffee? buymeacoffee.com/johndarbyd
Birdie Girl @birdiegirl.bsky.social I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j3den4pqjo6kqybjwxywh2hu/feed/aaabqiqcqj7zg
Matty @bestestname.bsky.social Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin
Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social A crazy person full of cat facts My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabhou2hzxz4
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social East Side ATL. CLS. Fella. Once turned Willem Dafoe into Willem Dafriend.
Midge @midge.bsky.social Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social Boycotting most American companies, until we’re friends again.
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social I do all my own stunts. The evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified. Living in the great state of Maine. My children: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6
minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social sentient blob. skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiaqt6e2zk6
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social Giving away little pieces of myself every day, for FREE! You can also find me on X: https://twitter.com/Piecezilla?t=xR65ZAtqv4XKOsaAu7n9Ww&s=09
CC @ccruns.bsky.social I once was a sea nymph and now I’m a sunflower. My jokes are beloved by the Today Show, Huffington Post, Apple News, Buzzfeed. I’m from a good Circus family. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wpyca6mmzjnntg7zdb7dd6nw/feed/aaab6u6hleppa
S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. 🇵🇸🇷🇺 La crème de la crème (patissière) 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
Stew @stewnami.bsky.social Problem solver. Idiot. Co-host of Salty Language Podcast and The Crazy Life Podcast. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoi7hhr6mi
Schmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social 5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social Tragically Online 😏
Obi Juan Jalapeño @obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social A ray of sarcastic sunshine - Serious at the right time ♊⚖️♎ Justice: Moral & Political Philosophy - Harvard eDX Constitutional Principles - Princeton eDX Globalization - University Texas Austin eDX Inaugural Race Director - US F2000 Racing
Jez @jez1.bsky.social Badly wired bsky.app/profile/jez1.bsky.social/search
Benny Boy @crushincamels.bsky.social
Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn.bsky.social Sit Ubu, sit…good dog. *tries to be funny* —> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ipja66zoqdn5prstk5jdtbe5/feed/aaade32wpq2ly
1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social If you like well thought out jokes and intellectual humor, you probably should follow someone else. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ycidwpf4i3wwfw7roc7owx35/feed/aaaoq5mjnsnym
DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social Dignity is overrated. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg
Northern Lights TO @northernlightsto.bsky.social 🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦 I'm a big deal at the cracker factory. You want proof? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic4unuy6prh7js6xfyzrmuxm/feed/aaami2zb3yyy4
NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
eLeni @elenizarro.bsky.social I’m probably joking. Unless I’m not. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eoaxja23fwfptluzo3hs5x2t/feed/aaacufrf4v3mu
Witchy Woman @dreamthievin.bsky.social Twitter refugee. Also on Mastodon. Likes: books, cats, rocks Dislikes: MAGA
Stone @stoneageradio13.bsky.social GenX stereotype. Big smartass, small pond. Based on true events and other bullshit I made up. substack.com/@outofthedemo
Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social I have two guys, one for each of you
Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.
stabke @stabke.bsky.social skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaajcukszjem Champs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaampslwh62o
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic environment. My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc
Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social And that’s when I punched Sasquatch right in the wiener…
Bread John @breadery.bsky.social Punk Rock and Parmesan Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
Rodney Lacroix @rodlacroix.bsky.social Disappointing people since 1968. Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books. He currently writes on Medium and has made tens of dollars through all his efforts. EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Obviously everyone @napping.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llhdag2velhktv5okvb7otyp/feed/aaaihlgafcphg Just regular
Jester D @justmeturtle.bsky.social I write dumb jokes and I cannot lie. Lo and behold, here is a link to prove it: (Even if you don’t click the link I am happy I got to say Lo and behold) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:csulujwx5w4dopyiqe3fhka4/feed/aaajw6vp7g4dw
ArcTypeAngel @arctypeangel.bsky.social Not really an Earth, Wind, and Fire Angel, but I play one on social media. Just kidding; I totally am. Likely also part mermaid. Less Influencer, more Documentarian. #MultiMediaMemoirInMotion
Patti OShankable @pattioshankable.bsky.social Brain Surgeon, obvi
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social Toronto - Engineer
Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat. Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social. Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social Artist lover, reader, avid dog
Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her. Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim
❥ | 𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓪 𝓭𝓪𝔀𝓷 (𝓬𝓸𝔃𝔂 𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷) @sherunsaway.bsky.social 𝐦𝐝𝐧𝐢. 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞. 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫. 𝓢𝓶𝓾𝓰 𝓑𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐨. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬. 𝐛𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞. 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭. 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. NSFW accounts = blocked 𝐢 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝. 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 💜: @imowthelawns.bsky.social 🖤: https://martelerleciel.carrd.co
The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social General Dad-Type Guy • Political Campaign Manager • School Board Director • Marketer/Media Maker • Scally Cap Enthusiast • Aspiring Eccentric Recluse Just My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qdswpo7ddjjmici4kwcfwql7/feed/aaahwk3gppdls
James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero https://theobscuregentlemen.com https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill
lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social Welcome to LisaWorld San Francisco 🌉 Pun 👸🏽 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 Mom Pisces ♓ 🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu 🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social Laugher, writer, mom. MEng, BSc plus I took a grammar course and learned how to dangle a participle. I wrote that thing that one time
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
Knorg @knorg.bsky.social Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats. Blah, blah, blah: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m Cream of the crap (my top skeets): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/top-skeets
Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here. Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2
Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls Top https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim Bottom https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social His hair was perfect 🇺🇸🇺🇦 My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tu3tysmm6bhr6w4m6m6frwzq/feed/aaaopztxkk5ea
Up2Long @up2long.bsky.social A mild-mannered Cookie Whisperer by day and a belligerent Cookie Smashing Connoisseur at night. My Posts in one spot .... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jnu4l3ghymgm3htyvghueuzp/feed/aaaguosklgr3m
SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social Professional Procrastinating Introvert Recovering addict www.fluxedflow.com New Crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a Craptacular https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i
Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social if you’re taking feedback, i hate it. Liked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaapveivu4d3w Bad Ideas: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy 🧩JoWordle. Free archive. word.rodeo/JoWordle/
CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social Vulgar woman My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacezco2p44q Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaaiszx3ijgog
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6
nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social rapscallion | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT Get your mushie-mail! > cheerful letters filled with mushroom-themed stickers, news, and more! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social asshat header by Dave (Cactus) my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social Taking Photos & Writing Words Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios My photos & words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji 📍PDX [he/him]