molon labia 🏳️⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social cunty dollfaggot
a New York 3 but a Kinsey 2
post-op girlie (lobotomy)
my posts are bad but at least they aren’t written by a machine
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi
34 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
Nacho @nachoguy.bsky.social Nerd stuff.
Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:475zpjy4jemtrshakmunzqdy/feed/aaalqeqedfqae
locally sourced GMO vulpine beep boop 🏳️⚧️ @snowvix.northsky.social PFP by @fortesp89.bsky.social
Trans woman, it/fae/she pronouns.
Budding boulderer.
E-bike commuter.
♡ @bunnyswarm.bsky.social ♡
C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.
Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social He/him 1312. Melt ICE. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there .
Little Kat @awkwardwit.bsky.social human person
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6u3k7jzuabs6uz7ubogz2p4k/feed/aaaenlp5jmnrq
Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social I’m Greg, I have one leg and it’s the most interesting thing about me
https://www.instagram.com/greg_one_leg?igsh=am84a282dmx1bjEy&utm_source=qr
My crap
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:buv5ty6wyqpigggxzc72v6ao/feed/aaaiksp2jw5vw
@iamdean01.bsky.social @iamdean01.bsky.social
grave 🎱 @lovvesick.bsky.social pretty pretty w the sweet sweet eyes
Dogs Out Of Context @dogsooc.bsky.social follow for daily dog content 🐶
cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/chrono-skeets
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social Fat skinny man-child 🇬🇧 🇺🇲
My Skeets are here 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ctkzdlbkl5tkz3o4wa6d4fr/feed/aaagaf6qeqoqm
🌍 Cambridge - England
Bob Trujillo @bobzetsu.bsky.social Mostly a lurker, love Radiohead, Malazan, The Wire, Buffy and Angel, and used to collect tons of comics. Overall just trying to be a good dude.
Karma & Chaos @karma-chaos.bsky.social Life is Magical - Sometimes a Dream, Sometimes a Nightmare!!
-- Love Books & Ideas, Writer, Wisdom Researcher, Philosopher, Self-Improvement Junkie, Husband & Father
Website - habits.social
Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🏆 Top Jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/top-skeets
🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn
Pwndog @pwndog.bsky.social A friendly dog.
Micheal Maybe @revatlarge.bsky.social Ordained Beach Bum with lots of cancers, living the dream with my wife, our revolutionary 9 yr old daughter + a clingy Dalmatian.
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social You people are all nuts...
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbwjdzo576ogqcrjfhfzxfrv/feed/aaad5zpt6jjbm
Mads @decaffeinated-mads.bsky.social stinky | void yeller | any/all | normal
Spork Lobotomy @spork-lobotomy.bsky.social Several monkeys with a typewriter and a deadline
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
Xalqee @xalqee.bsky.social The Cake is a Lie
Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social
My Posts➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaby7qwyscss
crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social crabbydacrab from twitter
architect & crab lover
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Jared Gardner @guttergeek.bsky.social Prof of literature, culture, & media. Buckeye. Higher ed chronicler, academic freedom militant. Hobbies include music, plants, & counting pills. 🥄😵💫⚡️ 🕎 Unpopular opinions mine; the popular ones belong to the commons
http://campus-novel.ghost.io
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, building some bullshit, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once, he/him #ATX
My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm
Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social Headache.
Big Boss Human: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
Contributor:
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/allhailjerry.bsky.social/feed/aaafaaongqdyc
Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Crabby fucker. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things.
Avery @averybodyposts.bsky.social ✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even
Short Stories: AverybodyWrites.com
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaakn6xdmdupo
The Hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaansyt5j77lo
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX
[he/him]
Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social Mother of all poltergeists
Sagittarius
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social asshat
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month and orange crush
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xdmrssx67g4mjhhcvqjefavz/feed/aaaknygufbgdu
The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social Theatre actor, bookstore connoisseur, autumn enthusiast, cat rescuer, educator, explorer of cobblestone streets, and defender of the Oxford comma.
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space nb (he/him). old enough to remember when people smoked in malls. I also remember malls.
secrets of the ages: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6dejzgshz4iind3vumgmge6n/feed/aaadga2rp3giq
Hand Warmer @handwharmer.bsky.social Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
Ointmental @ointmental.bsky.social 'Cartoon, Camera, Caffeine' freak with an awesome hental mealth. I may be older, but I am certainly not wiser. Don't believe a word I say unless you want to 😾
Kim :| @kimpanski.bsky.social I am a super fun and interesting person who lives a super fun and interesting life! Also a liar :(
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2buszeswki7om655q/feed/aaaphve27t2ti
Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social This is where my musings live.
3 Simple Rules to Engaging With My Middle-aged Ass:
🚫 narrow-mindedness
🚫 politics
🚫 bigotry (except toward Flat Earthers; they're my 1 exception)
https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL
isabella @monkeypants25.bsky.social i’m actually like this on purpose
geekysteven @geekysteven.com memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)
my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4
books: https://geekysteven.com/books
links: https://geekysteven.com/links
Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social I love Peeps, candy corn, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm perfect.
My talented daughter’s art: https://cattyaddiearts.threadless.com
dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social Reptile.
Socialist. Green Party voter.
Marathon Runner
How strange it is to be anything at all.
An Indifferent Penguin @daffodil2023.bsky.social Old Socialist
Green Party Member
Marathon Runner
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social i'm worth a million in prizes
SE PA
he/him/cis/het
Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social I use my computer and telephone every day
Nurd @stburnerd.bsky.social painfully online
poetical photos. @poeticalphotos.bsky.social hello!
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social I do all my own stunts.
The evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
Tamara Yajia @tamis.bsky.social Writer: Strip law, This Fool, Acapulco. My book “Cry For Me Argentina” is out now!
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm
https://ko-fi.com/abbyc0715 for tips if you got em?
minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social sentient blob.
skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiaqt6e2zk6
peach @peachy.bsky.social getting people drunk for a living since ‘08. please don’t fall in love with me.
Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social
stuff and things:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabxgg44ktyk
no context dogs @nocontextdogs.bsky.social dog-lover
cats with confusing aura @catswithaura.bsky.social Even cat can confuse “us”.
Place where cat shouldn't be @catshouldnt.bsky.social Here's a random 🐱 fact for you ❤
Princess of Whales @princessofwhales.bsky.social a glass jar full of old teeth and dolls eyes #StoriesFromSchool
CrazyAFButCute @crazyafbutcute.bsky.social Nerdy, Dirty, Inked, and Curvy
https://linktr.ee/crazyafbutcute
BG @bgschnikelfritz.bsky.social Lover of tacos, coffee, books, and naps
Andi @smilesandnods.bsky.social This is my emotional support social media now.
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social
Skeet To the Void @thevoid.bsky.social Too old for my nonsense. Refugee from Elon 🏳️🌈 pan, he/him, Leftist. Mao had good ideas about landlords
Birdie Girl @birdiegirl.bsky.social I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j3den4pqjo6kqybjwxywh2hu/feed/aaabqiqcqj7zg
john @mrjohn.bsky.social Care to buy me a coffee?
buymeacoffee.com/johndarbyd
old tom @yuckytom.bsky.social throw your body on the apparatus
EmoG @emog.bsky.social Not an expert. Just tired and observant.
👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3c2rnlkimjf7ffom5ksffq6/feed/aaamtc74aonoe
whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social whale fact for you. Black Lives Matter. 🇵🇸
contact: whale@awhalefact.com
socials: linktr.ee/awhalefact
follow me on twitch: twitch.tv/awhalefact
support: patreon.com/awhalefact
John to the World @johnjokewriter.bsky.social Former joke writer for Jay Leno. My material is a lot funnier when I’m paid to write it. At least that’s what I tell myself . . .
Solid Gold @solidgoldbooty.bsky.social Bourbon dreams and pretty pleas. His. In the gym. Blue dot. BLM. Sports. Justice. Find me a swim-up bar.
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
Most Chronological:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets
Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
doodlybugstudio.com
haha horizon • memes @hahahorizon.bsky.social memes & bangers
laughs not guaranteed
📌 Some memes aren’t mine—credit to their amazing creators
D @divineartess.bsky.social Avid reader, artist, teacher, music & meditation lover, mom, triple cat lady, gardener, traveler, agnostic quantum entanglements minister, love to everyone but people with bad intentions, fascist/genocidal ideals.
Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social We can’t stop here. This is bat country. He/him
PFP ALT: Side view of my head being blasted in the face by a lawn sprinkler
Banner ALT: blue background, red rose on fire, text: In an age of performative cruelty kindness is punk as fuck. Be punk as fuck.
Robin @graceandfury.bsky.social
Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social books, beauty, history, folklore. fan of Dickens & @littleseamstress. gets dressed up like a pillow so she's always in bed. patreon.com/sketchesbyboze, https://linktr.ee/sketchesbyboze
Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social enjoy the process 💜
•I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else•
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social Painter