Cliff Burgess @cburgescliff.bsky.social Particle Theorist and one Helluva Guy. (If you’re a lawyer these are my personal opinions.)
Humainary @humainary.io Humainary is an AI and Cybernetics research and development initiative.
https://humainary.io
Finn Völkel @fivo.bsky.social Programming, Databases, Distributed systems, Beachvolley. Currently working on Datalog engine on top of S3.
jOOQ @jooq.org Follow us for announcements related to https://jooq.org
Lukas Eder @lukaseder.bsky.social Java Champion, creator of jOOQ, the best way to write SQL in Java.
Will mostly post about Java, SQL, jOOQ, programming humour, and write at https://blog.jooq.org
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@cloudnativedenmark.dk @cloudnativedenmark.dk 
Jinhong Brejnholt @jbrejnholt.bsky.social Engineering and fun ❤️- C Cindy Sridharan @copyconstruct.bsky.social
Craig Alfieri @craigalfieri.bsky.social Autonomous Testing Sherpa & Hypervisor Hype-man 📣 | On a journey to make software/systems testing better one fault at a time.... (Comms are my own)
Manuel Rigger @mrigger.bsky.social Assistant Professor at the National University of Singapore, leading the Trustworthy Engineering of Software Technologies lab (https://nus-test.github.io/). We focus on improving data-centric systems, particularly their reliability. 
Lorin Hochstein @norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com Student of complex systems failures, resilience engineering, cognitive systems engineering. Will talk your ear off about @resilienceinsoftware.org
Hillel is on Social Media Break @hillelwayne.com Formal methods, software history, chocolatiering. DMs open. *Logic for Programmers* now out! https://logicforprogrammers.com
Newsletter: https://buttondown.email/hillelwayne/
@lmstr.bsky.social @lmstr.bsky.social lemmster.de
@lemmster, @lmstr, or @lemmy elsewhere 
Claudio Omar Biale @cbiale.bsky.social Profesor regular en la Facultad de Ciencias Exactas, Químicas y Naturales de la Universidad Nacional de Misiones.
Regular professor in the Faculty of Exact, Chemical and Natural Sciences of the National University of Misiones.
Steven Murdoch @steven.murdoch.is Professor of Security Engineering; Head of UCL Information Security Research Group @sec.cs.ucl.ac.uk; Director Open Rights Group. 🐘 https://mastodon.social/@sjmurdoch 🐦 @sjmurdoch 🌍 https://murdoch.is/
Satnam Singh @satnam6502.bsky.social Punjabi-Scottish-American husband and father of two, Haskell hacker, cook, cyclist, Lost In Music. ∃🇮🇳 ∧ ∀🇬🇧 ∧ ∃🇪🇺 ∧ ∀🇺🇸 #celiac ex-{Microsoft, Google, Facebook, Xilinx, Glasgow} living in Los Altos, California
http://raintown.org- J Joe Hellerstein @joehellerstein.bsky.social Computer things @Berkeley and music things elsewhere.
Michael P. @m17e.co 🇦🇺. Ella's dad. Tech strategy. Former @cncf.io governing board member. @moderat10n, @moderation@mastodon.social
Pierre Zemb @pierrezemb.fr 🧑💻 Staff Engineer @clever-cloud.com
🤩 Distributed and Database Systems
🚀 Co-leader Finistdevs.org
💪 Squash player
Bernard Kolobara @kolobara.com Creator of https://lubeno.dev and https://flawless.dev. 🦀
Jon @jonpither.bsky.social 
JUXT @juxt.pro Software Consultancy | Software Development | Banking IT | Risk & Trading Systems | Data Engineering | Database Design | Platform Engineering & IDPs | Delivery Experts | Clojure | Cloud Infrastructure | Architecture Design & Review | Tech Leadership
Mark Reinhold @mreinhold.org Chief Architect, Java Platform Group, Oracle · Views are my own · https://mreinhold.org
marybeard @wmarybeard.bsky.social Classicist
Maurice Herlihy @mauriceh.bsky.social Prof at Brown CS. 
Yuan Tang @terrytangyuan.xyz Senior Principal Software Engineer at Red Hat AI | Open Source Leader at KServe, Argo, Kubeflow, Kubernetes, CNCF | Maintainer of XGBoost, TensorFlow | Keynote Speaker | Author | Technical Advisor
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We are hiring!
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Historian: White Flight; New Suburban History; Fog of War; One Nation Under God; Fault Lines; Voter Suppression; Myth America. CAMPAIGN TRAILS: campaign-trails.ghost.io
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social You know... the weird one.
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social Husband, Actor, Activist, Uncle George to the Internet 🖖
Jeri Ryan (official account) @jerilryan.bsky.social Actress, mom, wife, foodie, gardener. Not necessarily in that order. Trying to make a better world for our kids. Star Trek: Picard. That’s CAPTAIN Seven to you. 🖖🏼😋❤️
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Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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LeVar Burton @levarburton.bsky.social Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow guy. Flies twice as high… #bydhttmwfi
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of THE COMPLETE KENNECTIONS (http://bit.ly/4qUcbhK) and a bunch of other stuff.
shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social Blogger at Business Insider, covering tech, business, culture. knotopoulos@businessinsider.com
Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social gallows humorist
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https://linktr.ee/mobute
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
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thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Michael McKean @mjmckean.bsky.social Actor, songwriter, husband, father, reader, listener.
Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social Defector.com. SFGate.com. Six books. I’m just here for a good time.
John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social Good evening. My name is John Hodgman. You are invited to join a secret society: hodgman.substack.com
Paul Scheer @paulscheer.com Black Monday|The League|Human Giant| NTSF:SD:SUV::
“Joyful Recollections of Trauma” is a NYT Bestseller & 2024 Vulture Book of the Year
Watch Dark Web on Yt
Listen to How Did This Get Made & Unspooled
https://linktr.ee/PAULSCHEER
Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social I am a pension fund monitor for Fremulon Insurance.
New Book "Big Fan" (with Joe Posnanski) available May 19. Preorder signed copies here: https://josephbeth.com/book/9798217045112
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social the finest content on the internet @channel6.bsky.social
newsletter: https://channel-6.ghost.io/
podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4RnuFiR6Q2AJovur2vLTvE?si=_-fvsbYKR-KgjtUF0JPBgw
If you don’t follow me, I don’t care. Nice peach. 3 Dollars Please.
Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social Host of the Savage Lovecast, author of Savage Love. "A deviant of the highest order!" — The Daily Caller
The Baffler @thebaffler.com Political and cultural criticism. Since 1988. Online and in print. https://thebaffler.com/
Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com Caustically optimistic. Potty mouth. FILM NERD 2.0. Netflix's VOIR. MASTERS OF HORROR. '80s ALL OVER. FEAR ITSELF. I helped break the Internet. Sorry about that. Keto for life. Visit drewmcweeny.com for all my shit.
Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social Mrs. Doubtfire and some other stuff. Screenwriter, creator, complainer. Politics obsessor.
imdb.me/randimayemsinger
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Domain verified through my personal astrokatie.com website. She/her. Dr.
Personal account; not speaking for employer or anyone else.
Mike Masnick @masnick.com Techdirt guy. Writes about social media, copyright, free speech, content moderation, civil liberties and stuff like that. Once wrote a paper that may have helped inspire this service & now I'm on its board: https://bit.ly/protocolnotplatform
John Scalzi @scalzi.com I enjoy pie.
Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column https://www.theatlantic.com/author/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/
Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social No kings
Actor/Producer he/him
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social America’s stepdad
Rex Chapman @rexchapman.bsky.social Team game
https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Its-Hard-for-Me-to-Live-with-Me/Rex-Chapman/9781982197773
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social 9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings
Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity.
store:
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social 37th President of the United States. Messages from the President unsigned, others from Ronald Ziegler.
RN@dicknixon.com
Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social Write stuff, mostly movies and food. Podcasting - FilmDrunk, the Frotcast, Pod Yourself A Gun/The Wire. Love 2 have fun. vincemancini.substack.com
Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social (VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial
James Henderson @jarohen.dev @XTDB Head of Engineering @JUXT
Henry Garner @hendroid.io Principal Engineer & AI Lead @juxt.pro
AI/ML • data intensive applications • product
Author of Clojure for Data Science https://cljds.com/book
Maintainer of Clojure(Script) library kixi.stats
{London | Cambridge | Brighton}, UK- D Dustin Getz @dustingetz.bsky.social CEO Hyperfiddle: a "CRUD spreadsheet" for building serious cloud GUIs, and Electric Clojure, a new web development paradigm w/ compiler-managed FE/BE state sync https://github.com/hyperfiddle/electric
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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Garren @garrensmith.bsky.social Founding Engineer @ Tigris Data, CouchDB PMC - databases and distributed systems. Father, mountain biker, climber and musician 
Tim McNamara @timclicks.dev Trainer and consultant on the Rust programming language. Author of Rust in Action. Team climate. Walkable neighbourhoods are nice, actually.
Signal: @timclicks.01
Andy Grove @andygrove.io Apache Arrow & DataFusion PMC Member. Original creator of Apache DataFusion.
Joy Gao @joygao.bsky.social software engineer at ClickHouse; prev: Figma, WePay
long-form ✍️: https://expertofobsolescence.substack.com
Julien Le Dem @julien.ledem.net Principal Engineer, Founder, Angel, Advisor, OSS.
LFAI&data: OpenLineage, Marquez, ASF: Parquet, Arrow, Iceberg, 🐖
he/him.
Me: https://julien.ledem.net/
Blog: https://sympathetic.ink
shikhar @schmizz.net Making streams serverless @s2.dev
Josh Wills @spite.vc Forward Deployed Angel Investor
https://github.com/jwills
Jakob Homan @jakobhoman.bsky.social Software engineer. Data infra guy. Apache Committer/PMC on various projects. WebAssembly enthusiast. Also cinema, street photography and sarcasm...
No relation to that fascist fuck.
Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill.bsky.social Co-founder and CTO of Oxide Computer Company. According to Field of Schemes, "tech exec and Oakland A's fan" -- but more of an Oakland Ballers fan now.
Paul Butler @paulbutler.org I build jamsocket.com and write digest.browsertech.com
Adi Polak @adipolak.bsky.social Code | Test | Deploy | Get paged
Data streaming, Machine Learning and AI app intensive Systems
Craig @craigkerstiens.com Product @crunchydata previously MSFT/Citus/Heroku. Talk a lot about Postgres and startups. Why Postgres? https://www.crunchydata.com/why-postgres
Teej @teej.bsky.social building Downlink (yc w24)
William Morgan @williammorgan.me Chief Email Outputter at Buoyant. Linkerd spokesnerd. Twitter refugee and former engineer
📍Austin, TX
Felicitas Pojtinger 🌅 @pojntfx.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Building digital infrastructure that lasts with #linux #virtualization #containers #kubernetes #gnome
Head of R&D @loopholelabs, on the board @vanlug and member […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.social/@pojntfx, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
rmoff 🏃♂️🫖🥓 @rmoff.net Shitposting & Memes.
Data & Stuff.
#dataBS #trailrunning
✍️ https://rmoff.net 🔗 https://rmoff.info
(DMs closed because of stupid UK age verification requirements).
Chris K Wensel @chris.wensel.net Co-Organizer of https://lu.ma/sf-distsys
Developer of https://github.com/ClusterlessHQ, https://cascading.wensel.net, and other data related projects.
Ramana @vramana.dev Staff Software Engineer. Interested in #rust, #typescript and #golang. https://blog.vramana.com
Tobias Müller @tobilg.com Serverless enthusiast. DuckDB afficionado. AWS Community Builder.
Building @sql-workbench.com @ownstats.com @learningduckdb.com
Blog: https://tobilg.com
joschi @joschi.work 🦣 Mastodon: https://hachyderm.io/@joschi
🐙 GitHub: https://github.com/joschi