Chris Collins @ccollins.org San Diego based internet denizen excited at the prospect of witnessing a breakout of world peace. Send me a message on Signal @chrisincal.24
Josh Fireland @fireland.com crushes you between its steely thighs (if you want) // fireland.com
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social independent journalist, thehandbasket.co
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signal: marisakabas.04
dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
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Suzy @halfbaked-ideas.bsky.social Actually 1,000 snakes in a trenchcoat
leahnz @leahnzblue.bsky.social an aquarium is a submarine for fish 🐟
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
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@sam-sweatpants.bsky.social @sam-sweatpants.bsky.social I never even was on twitter tbh
Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social Comics by Reza Farazmand (official account!)
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
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Charles "Skeeter" Conway @charlesconway.creator.blue Listen to my music & we’re friends forever.
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Rivers Cuomo @riverscuomo.bsky.social Mr Blue sky
Someone’s Sistah @some1s-sistah.bsky.social Y'know the house w/the mom who always has juice & snacks to pass out? I'm the other one that tells ur kid "the garden hose is over there”
Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online.
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Etsy: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6mBMriGASgy96RA1o5SRjh?si=aU_p8mWSSrG4K
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com Founded by Anton Szandor LaVey in 1966, we defined Satanism. 🤘 Please read our FAQ before asking questions. 🜏 We mute morons, lunatics & trolls. 𖤐
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Lilly Irani @gleemie.bsky.social Professor, Faculty Director UCSD Labor Center, author Chasing Innovation and Redacted, co-founder and supporter of Turkopticon, ex-Google worker. @local6741.bsky.social & @cucfa.org These are my personal opinions, not those of my employer.
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she/her 🏳️⚧️ ♿ 🪬
Profile: a marble statue with an exasperated expression being shown presumably distressing content on an iPhone
Mattonfire @mattonfire.bsky.social There's nothing uglier than a man hittin' his stride
Dog Thoughts @the-dog.bsky.social Still a symphony of contradictions, still in a Bawston-ish beach town…Likes and posts are not my own; the dogs run this place.
Sherrie, Niles? @therealsherrie.bsky.social 
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Joel 🥌 @flyoverjoel.bsky.social I get up and I put on pants. Guy who wrote that book about curling.
Sarah Sweeney @heysweeney.bsky.social Writer (Vogue SlackJaw McSweeney’s NYT The Bold Italic) | Voice Actor | Hopscotch Enthusiast
www.sweeneyproject.com
Mollykats @mollykats.bsky.social how dare you
Megan Amram @meganamram.bsky.social it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
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Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social Father, writer, photographer, drinker of Guinness. 
navanax @navanax.bsky.social Human at the wheel at all times. Tackling barbarism one punctuation mark at a time.
CarnivorousPlantGuy @carnivorousplants.bsky.social A lover of cool (mostly carnivorous) plants, cardboard in the form of Magic The Gathering, and art. 
Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social OBEY IN ADVANCE written with Carlos Greaves, out now, link below to order.
Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social remember me? We met on Twitter and would get together every Tuesday afternoon at the Motel 6 outside Fresno.
Potato bun @rootbeerfloat.bsky.social 
Factual Fiction 🇨🇦 @factualfiction.bsky.social Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost
Imawake2 @liloo12.bsky.social Well, I made it. Please clap.
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Honey @benegotherit.bsky.social Writer and translator. Lessons in Birdwatching, Emperor’s Twin, Zero Parades.
atsirhc @atsirhc.bsky.social • Intuitive artist🎨
• Psychic + medium🕊️✨
• My family’s genealogist + historian 🌳
• Magical ✨
• Decolonized lover of the moon w/a rare lung disease called Pulmonary Arterial Hypertension.
•I am the light, but I’m besties w/my shadow.
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QueTaraTara @quetaratara.bsky.social 
Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social long islander in LA. photographer. what the fuck is up denny's.
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cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social wlg fan club 🐈 email for submissions, credit and partnerships: weirdlilguys at gmail • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • meme-inspired tees + stickers: weirdlilguys.com 🐱
Adam Lisagor @adamlisagor.com Sandwich Video, Theater for visionOS, Hovercraft, Portable
Meredith @kiwibreeder.bsky.social Movie junkie. Bleeding heart. Sarsaparilla is a word I like. My Ex is nicer than my X. 💙
I would appreciate it if you didn’t DM me. Unless you’re Mark Cuban offering me a job. :)
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
Alex Winter @alexwinter.com Trans Rights are Human Rights.
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cinnamon bun @cinnamonbun.bsky.social drinking a beberage / @notsofiacoppola on twitter / I have a substack newsletter for some reason
I should probably start using this app
substack: sophiecatblake.substack.com
linktr.ee/sophiecatblake
Liz Thelen (she/her) @urbanhipster.bsky.social America’s next top parallel parker. ✅ crafting ✅ resisting ✅ anti-Fascism ✅ Buffalo, NY, USA https://purplepotatoblossom.com
Erica @scbchbum.bsky.social knucklehead
@Bauart @bauart.bsky.social David is a skilled designer, artist, and musician who has worked in broadcast television, advertising, print, and interactive design. Sometimes he's funny.
Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social 🎤Comedian: Tinder Live + Heartthrob Slasher
🩸LA 10/23 at Dynasty Typewriter, NYC - 11/20 at Twisted Spine🩸
📚Author: How To Be Alone, You Will Find Your People
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Cath @catblack.bsky.social Quiet until I’m not.
Probably playing Endless Jeopardy.
Most likely Canadian.
Definitely not looking.
Wasp Summer #JoinAUnion @waspsummer.bsky.social Reweird the world through acts of mad glee. Kinda scrappy but charming #Berlin #music #Estill #singing #choir
waspsummer.bandcamp.com founder #themostwutheringheightsdayever
srah @quesrah.bsky.social Ypsilantian and Michigoose. J! class of 2014. I like tea and sleeping, but not at the same time. I like Gilbert & Sullivan, icebox plum memes, baking and writing. She/her.
Writing stuff: https://linktr.ee/writermcnaughton
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social Forever covered in dog hair.
Niki @nikiwithissues.bsky.social Super lazy
Kyle Lippert @kylelippert.bsky.social Only took us 8 years to realize Twitter was a hellscape and now here we are.
@badbanana.bsky.social @badbanana.bsky.social 
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Gods favorite moron
Opposum enthusiast
🔥Spicy content creator 🔞 ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Threads.net/@fuckyouiquit
Instagram.com/fuckyouiquit
@jackholt2.bsky.social @jackholt2.bsky.social 
sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social journalist and lawyer based in Portland, OR.
southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social Writer, lawyer, Dodger fan, internet dog. nycsouthpaw18 at gmail. 
ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️⚧️ @ellenteapot.ca 🇨🇦 permanent resident | 🇺🇸 citizen | she/her pronouns (in bio)
Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social veteran social media enjoyer
@̷̡̢̨̹͉̠͕͎̩̉͋drw (RIP Twitter)
@̷̡̢̨̹͉̠͕͎̩̉͋beigeinside (Insta/Tumblr)
Jason Sweeney @sween.bsky.social I liked cats before they were cool
Buzz Andersen @andersen.buzz Tech veteran (Apple, Square, Tumblr), old school indie Mac/iOS developer, Eagle Scout. Kind of also trying to be a screenwriter? @buzz on Twitter. Mail: buzz at http://andersen.buzz
katie @katefeetie.bsky.social yo yo yo my name is katie and i'm here to say, 
matt. @biorhythmi.st Corn dog aficionado
Amassofhumanity @amassofhumanity.bsky.social Posts are automatically deleted after 14 days. Sometimes sooner if I post something I think is funny but no one else does.
Peace, Love, and Rock n’ Roll
Jim Ray @jimray.net I used to be good at this.
Christa Mrgan @antichrista.bsky.social Taller than expected!
✨Videos & Podcasts at Panic✨
🎸Bass & backup vox in Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute @preciousmachinery.bsky.social
she/her 💙💜💖
@balut.bsky.social @balut.bsky.social He means well.
Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com Unconventionally unattractive
https://linktr.ee/nickdouglas
Kevin @5by5kevin.bsky.social I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes.
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space nb (he/him). old enough to remember when people smoked in malls. I also remember malls.
secrets of the ages: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6dejzgshz4iind3vumgmge6n/feed/aaadga2rp3giq
Michael McKean @mjmckean.bsky.social Actor, songwriter, husband, father, reader, listener.
Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
Joplin Jayne @joplinjayne.bsky.social Comedian + Host of #DissgruntledPodcast
dogs @dogsmp4.bsky.social your daily source of the cutest dog pictures & videos!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social Lvl 51 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Frogman. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.
Jeff @gojeffgo.com Executive Producer of "Nephew Swap"
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Kimploded @kimploded.bsky.social I am the real Squirrel Girl. Like, for real.
Joy Divisor @joydivisor.eurosky.social 🟠🟢🔵 Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/a5xF
amymac @frostinglickr.bsky.social So, is this Twitter now, then?