Lexi B @justbelexib.bsky.social She/her. Cracked egg, trying to figure things out.
Boston Smalls @bostonsmalls.bsky.social Fuck maga
Carl Marx (hiatus) @ishigh.bsky.social AFK until *at least* the midterms are over
Harmony @harmonybyday.bsky.social
Cabaret @cabaret.bsky.social Life is a @cabaret.bsky.social my friend...
"When the rich rob the poor, it's called business. When the poor fight back, it's called violence." -Mark Twain
Anti-authoritarian from birth. Gardener, designer, historygeek, weathernerd & friend
Jake @my2bits4u.bsky.social The truth doesn't spread itself
Kakistan
The One and Only Original Crazy Cat Lady... @gypsycat9.bsky.social I am me....and that's good enough. My name is Ruth. Zero tolerance for a Donald Trump mentality, Elon Musk and his crew! I love my family, coffee, nature, cats, I'm Meliorism, Chef, Bibliophile , Maker of memes. She/Her happy with who I am. 🚫DM
wissian @wissian.bsky.social Wisconsinite. Social worker. Dog mom to Lars. Local foodie. Love to cook. Brewers, Packers owner, Badgers.
Melissa @justamomnamedmm.bsky.social Mom of moody teenage girls, occasional writer of words, drinker of coffee and lover of the sky/nature. I'm loud and outspoken and I will never shut up. Pro-Democracy, Pro-Choice, Feminist, Ally.
KL @kayjemusic.bsky.social I'm crafty.
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social Painter
Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social Help save my life https://gofund.me/874c6d5b
Deny, Defend, Depose
Tempestuous
Hater of paper straws and billionaires
Fat ass with a baby face
Taylor Swift #1 fan
Skeet this https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaekldqxx53u
Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
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Opinionated Crone @jeannekc.bsky.social LGBTQ+ Ally. MS Warrior. Liberal. Accessibility cheerleader (#A11y). Former @Apple 12 years. Husky rescue foster. Dog mom. Atheist
⚾️Padres🤎💛 Royals💙🩵
🏈Chiefs❤️💛 (1963)
Travis🩷Taylor forever!
🚫MAGA 🚫OnlyFans ho’s
🚫 DM
#BlueCrew
#WorldwideCircleOfCrones
Claire Bear @claireluvsbearz.bsky.social Fighter for democracy 🇺🇸 Animal lover 🐾 I love them more than people 🐼 Save the earth 🌎BLM ✊🏾 Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE. #Resist
Onis the Ant @onistheant.bsky.social Graphic designer + print-on-demand artist 🎨💡. Gym enthusiast who secretly dreams of living in a sci-fi world 🚀. Like my work? Show some love and hit that link:
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🐝☔️V LHarper📚☕️ @098merbx.bsky.social B.A. Sociology/Social Work@WKU. Retired Regional Complaint Coordinator/Health Care & Supervisor @ KY.OIG Division of Health Care.
Lana S. @lanathebooknerd.bsky.social She/her 🙋🏼♀️
Books 📚
Video games 🎮
Rescue dogs 🐕
Birding 🐦
Coffee ☕
ADHD + 🏳️🌈
Pittsburgh, PA, USA 🌁
The Times They Are A-Changin’-Dylan @soccerdawgz.bsky.social Retired Substance Use Disorder Counselor; long term recovery; NC Dem; Kamala supporter; soccer player & fan; everyone watches women's sports; NC Courage & NCFC supporter; NWSL, USWNT, USMNT, USL; music; nature; healthy resistance!
@readerofthetime.bsky.social @readerofthetime.bsky.social #BlueCrew. Retired Army. Follow news, tech, science, & books. Politics junkie. Lifelong Dem, proud to be woke, Ukraine supporter, "I dissent," fan of animals. Grieving for this country. My dog runs the house.
🍀 Clover 🍀 @clover4r.bsky.social Mom of 3 cats, a dog and
rabbit.
💙💛💙💛💙💛🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
Ukraine Will Win
He Wasn't Shot
He Didn't Win
He's on the List
I Will Not Give Into the Lies
I Will Not Give Into the Fear
Clyde McKinley @clydemckinley.bsky.social Temporary resident of planet Earth. Likes Movies, Music, Trivia, camping and the beach. Trying to save the world one smile at a time
Mark Simmonds @markbirdingpinoso.bsky.social Now living in Pinoso Spain. Birdwatching and wildlife are one of my passions in life.
chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 40ish | she/they
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
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onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social normal guy
https://linktr.ee/MikeIsaac
andy™ @andylevy.net 83% of my followers have me muted
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social Need a content writer? Award-winning columnist seen in Truthdig, Nation, Guardian, Rolling Stone, NBC, TNR. Host of the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Fl.
https://linktr.ee/mobute
kc green @kcg.bsky.social cartoonist of Greatures, made "This is Fine" • he/him • http://kcgportfolio.site • https://linktr.ee/kcgreenn • email me: kcgreenn@icloud.com
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social award losing artist
non selling author
dad
baseball nerd
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes
www.twitch.tv/farnerbocken
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me 🤠:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social housebroken, but not socialized
James @james.tarnation.lol This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu
📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé and future bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. 🔳🔲 thick & thin
for the love of the joke
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social gentle, quiet, newly audhd, probably gay, lots of trauma, let me live!!!!!!
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
pixelated papa @cult-papa.com (not a good post, just one i posted
streaming tuesdays and thursdays at 9:30pm est
he/him
my best posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:evlngincxz7yf6mjnegh5565/feed/aaaknrwlyv76c
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social 30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio ➡️ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
🧿kika🧿 @the17thqueen.bsky.social a shining example
she/her/they/dude/guys/y'all
a spy in red rural california
Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social He/him
AuDHD
Sober 5years
Amateur painter
ork collector and understander!
Husbant
4year old wrangler
cat sanctuary ruler
I like flowers frogs an turtles!
giant robots are cool!
#Godzilla #fannibal #warhammer #chiptastic
Megan E. Zombi * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social Married potato living in the desert * Writer, horror devotee, nerd * she/her * 🔞
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese
he/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
dad to a cool 🏳️⚧️ kid
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
Most Chronological:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets
Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
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Birds of a Feather Talk Together Podcast @birdsofafeatherpod.bsky.social A podcast all about birds. 2 Curators of Birds at the Field Museum in Chicago talk with 2 novice birders every week, and have a lot of fun.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/birds-of-a-feather-talk-together/id1688396186
Jenn Storey🐭 is re-reticulating splines. @jennstorey.bsky.social May actually be 3 cats and a computer.
A walking trigger warning. (she/they).
Book witch. Future librarian. Queer.
Website, newsletter, and work ⬇️
www.jennstoreybooks.com
Dr-R-Strange @dr-r-strange.bsky.social Democrat, still fighting. Woke AF. Quite possibly a witch. I'm a nice person, but don't test me. Message me and I don't know you, you will be blocked.
Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp Game Creator: 70% of my body is made of movies.
Babs @readingtrees.bsky.social In wonder of the natural world.
Goals: healing and harmony
Joys: practicing green witchcraft, good food, books, farming, poetry, art, learning, and adventuring.
Roots: Abby, yellow lab and Tom, companion of 22 years
Plate Stealer @platestealer.bsky.social Twin Cities by way of Texas by way of NH/Boston. Music, video games and local stuff. It's Quittin' Time
Meridith Bolster @meribolst.bsky.social Im a 48 year old Mainer.LCSW for 20+ years, feminist leftist Mainer, 🎹 player, wife, mother, AuDHDer. @bolstelp.bsky.social is my other half 💜 i also post a lot of photos of nature/my cats/selfies/family. I love comedy.also movies. #abolish
Peaches 🥱 @mrsalswearengen.bsky.social Apex Insomniac
Jackson Earth Restoration Project @jacksonerp.bsky.social A 160 acre sanctuary fighting climate change and creating living memorials for loved ones. A living memorial makes a lasting impact. 1 million seeds and 100,000 trees. We are at jacksonerp.org
Bruce Feldman @brucerfeldman.bsky.social Worked in the movie biz for many years. Politically progressive. Cranky. Judgmental. This does not make me wrong. I’m an Oscar voter, too. After Trump's election I say, Don’t get mad. Get even.
Pete Tirrell @pctir.bsky.social History, science, nature, music, explorer, builder, married. Old school nerd. Florida and Rhode Island. Editor designyourwild.com
No DMs please.
Dennis A. @dharmadog.bsky.social Buddhist, gay, retired Software Engineer, dog dad, counselor, RVer, 🏳️🌈🐝🧘♂️☸️ #TeamPete, @BuddhistNoBody Twitter- C @clem76.bsky.social @clem76.bsky.social
McB-Marie @mcb-marie.bsky.social NoDak Girl. Blueish dot. Dog lover. Energy trader. A little common sense goes a long way in earning my respect.
Anto, tecnosofista @fulcrumrebel.bsky.social Informático, politólogo y actor de doblaje.
Me gustan el rol y las Magic.
No hay problema que no se pueda solucionar con amistad y explosivos.
Carambolas.
Cynfully Sweet 🖤 @cynfullysweetxo.bsky.social whiskey girl, world traveler, adventure seeker, politically disgusted. kindness is a choice, if you don't have something nice to say, fuck off (avi is not me. photography is mine unless noted)
Danae Wolfe | Chasing Bugs @chasingbugs.com I talk about, write about, and photograph backyard bugs and wildlife. Conservation starts at home. 🏡
chasingbugs.com
Hayley @backyardmusic101.bsky.social 41/F Australia - Good Music, Good Food, Good life! 🤘👩🦽➡️🌈
*opinions are my own*
@remotegig.bsky.social @remotegig.bsky.social
@bebopshebop.bsky.social @bebopshebop.bsky.social I was @lauratingleseyebrowraise at the other place
Lefty, feminist, music (the louder and heavier the better), animals, politics are my jam. Australian and not enjoying the last season of America.
Jason Selvig @jasonselvig.bsky.social
🅱️renden @brennyhere.bsky.social Proud husband, girl dad x2, and birthright Michigander (now in IL). Fan of dogs, sports, history, democracy, and geopolitics. Occasionally clever. Disappointed in our country, but trying to look forward.
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