Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social Opinions are not my own. Send help!
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
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Slouchy @slouchy.bsky.social Like most kangaroos I live a life of crime.
He/him
Stockholm, Sweden
Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social Friend to some, hero to all
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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta, https://buymeacoffee.com/hansonamq
Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social Pigeon fancier (unofficial)
Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social •Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•
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Fuck cancer.
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Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me.
Jo Bro Ho.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
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Holiday Weekend Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️
My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social I mean, I guess...
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David Rangel @davdrangel.bsky.social David. (Formerly Adobe Creative Clout Services on Twitter) he/him
Proud angry bloodthirsty Mechica warrior.
#freepalestine #fuckcops #fuckphobes #sexworkiswork #fucknazis
Discord: internetRefugee
Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social Probably chilling 50 yrs ago or 50 yrs from now. When are we?
(he/him)
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.
Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
Stabbatha Christy @lovenlunchmeat.bsky.social Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.
Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social I love Peeps, candy corn, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm perfect.
My talented daughter’s art: https://cattyaddiearts.threadless.com
dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social I’m not for everyone.
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🎁: https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social Reluctant Michigander.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
Latest:
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Greatest:
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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social Low calorie human
ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
Stew @stewnami.bsky.social Problem solver. Idiot. Co-host of Salty Language Podcast and The Crazy Life Podcast.
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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social I'm a niche genre.
Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq
My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social I use pain to hide the humor.
Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social being alive is weird. not a botanist. AHOY!
she/her
Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social Atomic
Destination Unknown
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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social I'm only here to pet pugs.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social ⚠️This is a jokey account💙
Failed librarian 📚📖🖋️📝
Walk-ins are never welcome🖤🪦⚰️🥀🍂
Never sundried🌕🌛☔️🌧️🗿
👑Show-off💎💍💅🪷🦦🫧No DMs
Dark Ages require jesters
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social abolish everything. highly opinionated research nurse dancing in the pool and binging all the tv. free palestine.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social Husband. Father. Goofy IT guy who reads nerdy books, plays drums, and has an unhealthy affinity for bourbon and the Oxford Comma.
he/him
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic inspo by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)
Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.
A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get
avi by mike miller
more writing⤵️
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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
i am carbs @iamcarbs.bsky.social
back on this bread again
my skeets:
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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social surrounded by a chaos of my own making
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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social Shhh, I’m supposed to be a mystery.
She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom
Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer
@popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi
@captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca
Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social I'm no clown
I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
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Wormhole Live @wormhole42.bsky.social Paranoid Android
Computer Repair shop owner
Mental Health Awareness Advocate
Harm Reduction
Former aviation guy
Former military guy
all of me splayed out to see..
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TC 💖 @talia-christine.bsky.social Hi, it's me. 🖖
Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him.
ACAB
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social 🌾For a time like this, iPost
Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
Avi me blue hippie Tee
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social being romantic, but indignantly
presentdad🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
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cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social.
https://bsky.app/hashtag/EagleTactical
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social 30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio ➡️ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
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NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
@stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social Screaming on the inside
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social Moments sublime with intervals hilarious.
Asstown Baker @asstownbakery.bsky.social Asstown resident and owner of the Asstown Bakery. One of these days I will jump through my own asshole. Anxious and sexy. I like fruity people and outdoor showers
Skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaonwhdmx2o2
Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social 5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God
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Destry B @destry.bsky.social Another idiot from Twitter.
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Felicia @lostfelicia.bsky.social Still LOST on Oceanic Flight 815
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social garbage. pale. kid.
VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂
Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.
Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass!
Find my skeets at this link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw4ndoqhbuqxotyx/feed/aaalqibln62cu
@jedigigi.bsky.social @jedigigi.bsky.social Profoundly perplexed. Repeat offender from the bird. I wear a lot of black. Probably drinking coffee filled with dog hair.
Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social If you like well thought out jokes and intellectual humor, you probably should follow someone else.
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Heatherhere @heatinblack.bsky.social tumbling through the mehdow
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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social Buffoon, Drunk, Failure.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2buszeswki7om655q/feed/aaaphve27t2ti
Paul @grommit56.bsky.social Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, Oxford commas, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social Same dreck, different website
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
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Schmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3brg3tkarfmhgddu4pmgjbkq/feed/aaapaaog6d5h4
Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!!
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based carpenter, basement poet, and full time caretaker. He/him.
Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social Idk. Who are any of us ya know?
She/her. 🏳️🌈 Single toddler mom. Chemistry/Physics teacher. Gamer.
My sweet skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gzjpai36wtec7t5kxfiqotdh/feed/aaacpgjik3jsg
Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.
My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
rikki-tikki-thadi🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
*certified free range, grain fed shitposter
#KeepBlueskyWeird
The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm
All:
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak