Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social Excited to announce A NEW LIVE TOUR!
The End of The World According to Jonathan Pie
Tickets ON SALE NOW from JonathanPie.com
James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social Surrounded by yowling, nebulous forms. Writer: Green Wing, Piglets, first novel Pagans, available in paperback: https://www.waterstones.com/book/pagans/james-alistair-henry/2928377365622
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
UK TOUR 2026 (Extended!): www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social Cartoonist for The New Yorker
Jez Scharf @jezscharf.bsky.social Screenwriter. Created ‘Bodkin’ on Netflix. Probably staring out a window.
https://youtu.be/KoVnzw4nP10?si=iAK5GMOoAeknKw8u
Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social Chris Coates, purveyor of niche drivel: https://substack.com/@oddthisday
Gilbert White @gilbertwhite.bsky.social Journal entries from 1768-1793 of the pioneering C18th English naturalist, posted on the day of the year they were written. Currently posting 1777.
Built by @adriantoll.bsky.social
See gilbertwhite.org for more info.
Also see @johnclare.bsky.social
Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social Edward Hopper was a 20th century American realist painter and printmaker. #artbots by @nuwaves-future.bsky.social
🔗 https://linktr.ee/hopper_artbot
Jenny Faulconbridge @wheresapone.bsky.social I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
Civil Engineer working to promote sustainable transport. Gamer. Béal Feirste. She/her
Andy Miller @andyjmiller.bsky.social Writer, performer, artist, photographer.
Living in hope, despite all evidence to the contrary.
The Mardy Cockney @themardycockney.bsky.social A lover of Cary Grant, Big Cats and Swine. And Facts. When bored I will engage with scammers who DM just to waste their time.
Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him. 
Pete Sinclair @petesinclair.bsky.social Writer: Have I Got News For You; Mark Steel's In Town; Lead Balloon; Bad Move; Spitting Image; Never Mind The Buzzcocks; What The F*** Is Going On? podcast.
Political views are my own (or yours)
Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra @captainflack.bsky.social Smiling in the public eye but in a lonely room I cry.
David Willis @ackneylad.bsky.social Poet. Loves a bacon sarnie. Red or brown sauce you may ask.
Terry Newman @telnewman.bsky.social Author and scriptwriter for film, theatre, television and audio. www.nicelystrongoak.com. Former scientist who still retains his love of Nature, especially Dalmatians. 
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social Writer/ Broadcasterer. Radio Times, Guardian, The i, Telegraph Travel, The Times, Rolling Stone | BBC News, Sky News, Times Radio, LBC
Rob Fraser (he/him) @squireknottyash.bsky.social TV writer since the twilight of the last millennium. Born and raised in Liverpool, Glasgow resident for nearly thirty years. #LFC
Paul Putner @realpaulputner.bsky.social Actor/writer/ comedian/processed snacks enthusiast
Expect some light drivel but sunny spells later.
Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social Writers. Actors. But most of all: Mothers. 🎬 SKETCHES: http://youtube.com/larryandpaul
💸 SUPPORT: http://ko-fi.com/larryandpaul
Literary Review @litreview.bsky.social Britain's leading monthly literary magazine. For people who devour books. Read our latest: literaryreview.co.uk
Get our free newsletter: http://eepurl.com/daK84f
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@geoffmcgivern.bsky.social @gmcgiv.bsky.social Actor. Original Ford Prefect, 'The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.' [BBC Radio] Barclay in 'Ghosts'. Uncle Geoff in 'Back', [Netflix/C4.]
Jay Richardson @jayirichardson.bsky.social Freelance journalist writing on comedy. Bylines include the Scotsman, Guardian, Sunday Times, i, Telegraph, BBC, Channel 4, Independent, Irish Times, Metro, Herald, Vulture, The Age, Sydney Morning Herald, Chortle, The Reviews Hub, British Comedy Guide.
Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
(Thank you for putting alt-text on your images).
Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social Comedian'n'writer'n'podcaster. TED Speaker. Take my coffee like I take my power.
SophieChapmanTalent / SueTerryVoices
👉🏾 https://linktr.ee/athenakugblenu
📕 Buy History's Most Epic FIBS & FAILS!
🎧 Bust or Trust or PROcrastinate
📺 youtube.com/@innitfactory
Rachel Padden @rachelpadden.bsky.social I pretend to be other people for money.
Ben Travers @tapiocahead.bsky.social I hate nazis
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social Professional writer, amateur speller. Spurs fan. #Amadeus #BlackDoves #TheLazarusProject #GiriHaji #HalfBadTheBastardSonAndTheDevilHimself #TheRitual
Michael Holden @michaelholden.bsky.social Words for pictures, words for papers.
http://michaelholden.net/
Also https://reluctantcarer.com/
But now more at https://preciseinstructions4everydaylife.substack.com/
Simon London @slondonuk.bsky.social Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today, to get through this thing called life…
Mildly diverting media person. All opinions sadly mine. Founder of KidRated.com 👍🏾
Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social Our readers have understood the concept of Buyer's Remorse since 1979.
Buy the Profanisaurus or Subscribe here: https://lnk.bio/vizcomicofficial
Radio Times @radiotimes.bsky.social Radically improving the entertainment life of the nation. #WhatsWorthWatching
Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social Gilbert & Sullivan’s DRACULA
24th/25th October, Circle & Star Theatre Hampstead
https://www.tickettailor.com/events/circleandstar/2409942
Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social “Hilarious” — Eric Idle
“Amazing” — Patton Oswalt
“Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review)
2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: www.emophilips.com/events
Standard Issue @standardissueuk.bsky.social A podcast by women. For women. About everything.
Find us here: https://linktr.ee/standardissuepodcast?lt_utm_source=lt_share_link#364316374
Lou Conran @louconran.bsky.social Filthy
Jon Richardson @jonnyrico.bsky.social “Comedian”. Not good at most things. Completely unable to detect carrots in shoeboxes.
Victoria Coren Mitchell @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social Writer, poker player and accidental quiz show host.
Sanjeev Bhaskar @sanjeevbhaskar.bsky.social Sometimes appears in films and TV. Also Chancellor of Uni of Sussex. Ambassador for UNICEF. Put a word (Chuddies) in the dictionary. Had a No.1 in the pop charts. YNWA.
Emma Samms MBE @emmasamms.bsky.social Lucky wife, mother, actress, writer, artist. Co-founder of the Starlight Children’s Foundation. Patron of Long Covid SOS.
Meryl O'Rourke @merylorourke.bsky.social Comediatrix.
Words on New World Order, BAFTA win Farewell 2 The Monarchy. My play- Thrown By Giants- artsdepot residency '24.
Too many opinions to possibly be all mine. Jewish/Irish ish
Luke - thecustardtv.com @lukecustardtv.bsky.social Editor of www.thecustardtv.com. reviewer, podcaster.
https://www.threads.net/@itsthecustardtv
https://www.instagram.com/itsthecustardtv/
The dreaded X - https://x.com/LukeCustardtv
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-custard-tv-podcast/id570434267
ProdnoseAsWas @lordshortcake.bsky.social Formerly famous fat head & farceur, inventor of the Zeelman Flay (pat. pending) and one half of Danny Kelly's Performing Rat Wonderland. Sole Ambassador for Threadgold's Thorough-Grip Garterettes
Currently kicking the legs up here: patreon.com/dannybaker
Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social Fragments of life in messages from old postcards, curated by Tom Jackson. BOOK: http://amzn.to/34rIDhp POD: http://Apple.co/2xNqQ8D AGENT: http://morgangreencreatives.com
Al Murray @almurray.bsky.social Tickets to my brand new tour on sale NOW via my website!
Martin Trenaman @trenamanmartin.bsky.social PhoneShop, Inbetweeners, 15 Storeys High, Bravo Two Charlies. Rep United Agents, Sue Terry Voices. Oh and Southend United.
Writers' Guild of Great Britain @writersguildgb.bsky.social The UK trade union for writers in TV, film, theatre, audio, books, poetry, comedy, animation and videogames
Join us! www.writersguild.org.uk
Laura Shavin @laurashav.bsky.social Voiceover, podcaster, writer/performer etc
👩🏻👋🏼 fvo1.com
🏆🎙️ offcutsdrawer.com
repped by Another Tongue (voice) and MMB Creative
Phil Whelans @philwhelans.bsky.social Acting, writing and doing of Impro.
Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social Rep’d by MMBCreative
UK Voice-Over Artist: yaketyyakvoices BBC~ITV~CBeebies~Ch4~5
http://www.yaketyyak.co.uk/artists/jayne-sharp
Beyond The Joke @beyondthejoke.bsky.social I'm Bruce Dessau and I run the comedy news/reviews website beyondthejoke.co.uk 
Taylor Glenn @taylorglenn.bsky.social Screenwriter & comedy type. Co-host of Drunk Women Solving Crime Podcast. Greyhound enthusiast. US born, UK is home. Rep: Casarotto.
Stevie Martin @5teviem.bsky.social I’m a comedian and writer and hello hi hello
Come see me live March 3-5 in london. Tickets and everything else I do here: https://linkin.bio/5teviem
Matthew Sweet @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social Writer, broadcaster, Barbara Cartland fan
Vincent Franklin @vincentfranklin.bsky.social Actor - Happy Valley, The Thick Of It, Cucumber... Co-founder @quietroomtweets. Represented by @teambraidman About to tour in A Christmas Carol
Phil Tredinnick @treds.bsky.social Also goes by the name of 'Barbara'. It's a long story...
Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social Author of Galactic Keegan. Relentless worrier. Be Traist. Keep passing the open windows.
https://wiltonsquarebooks.com/products/galactic-keegan
Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social Audio/Video collagists. We made that Alan Sugar mash-up, and that Boris Johnson one, and that other Boris Johnson one
ko-fi.com/cassetteboy
youtube.com/cassetteboy
Nicola Bryant @nicolabryant.bsky.social Artiste, animal rights campaigner and supporter. Ambassador for Dogs On The Street. Mum to Harvey and Marnie. Who girl always and all ways.
Talent Agency: Diamond Management
Manager: Alliance Agency UK 
Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social Always in the Corner
Carl Maxim @carlmaxim.bsky.social I don't have time for a fourth dimension.
Adam Tandy @adamtandy.bsky.social à la (test)carte TV.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1046953
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social 1. Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/)
2. Obsessed with lists
3. COMMON PEOPLE
4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS
5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)
Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social UK based fine artist. Painter (mostly). Dog person (obviously). Abandoned/derelict building enthusiast. Wayfarer. Visionary. Procrastinator.
No NFTs. No AI.
http://www.leemadgwick.co.uk
leemadgwickart on instagram
Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social Writer actor person.
Rep: Curtis Brown.
Preorder my new book now: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Everybody-Retirement-Home-Knows-Murderer/dp/1408734621/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0
Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social Writer and arts journalist. MOJO, Guardian, and The Sunday Times. Sight & Sound's TV columnist.
John O’Farrell @johnofarrell.bsky.social Author/comedy scriptwriter.
Most recent novel Family Politics. Mrs Doubtfire musical (now on tour in UK & US), Just For One Day, the Live Aid Musical (tour starts March) Something Rotten, Chicken Run; Dawn of the Nugget. New non-fiction book out next year.
DickensYouSay @dickensyousay.bsky.social If these pages contain a great deal about me, I can only suppose it must be because I have really something to do with them and can't be kept out. - Charles Dickens, Bleak House
Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys.bsky.social The diaries of Samuel Pepys in real time, 1660-69. Currently posting 1663. Run by @philgyford.bsky.social.
More at https://www.pepysdiary.com
Daily emails at buttondown.com/pepysdiary
Support at https://ko-fi.com/pepysdiary
Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social Prof of Public Engagement in Science, Uni of Birmingham; anatomist, author, broadcaster; vice President of Humanists UK. All views my own.
Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social Latest special Late Bloomer is on Netflix (not UK & IRE) & Channel4.com (UK & IRE) now.
Also part of the Standard Issue podcast team
Replies ending TSM are by my team.
https://linktr.ee/thesarahmillican
Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social Socialist, antifascist, writer in various places, geriatric millennial, GQ's 9th Worst Dressed Man in 2016. He/him. YouTube channel http://bit.ly/33iARb3 🏳️🌈
Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social Sunday Times bestselling author. FRSL. FRHistS. WTF. #Empireworld #EmpireLand #TheBoyWithTheTopknot #MarriageMaterial. New book on George Michael, Tonight the Music Seems So Loud, published by Picador, out now. https://shorturl.at/qhPlJ
Simon Mayo @simonmayo.bsky.social Nil desperandum
🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧
Sarah Ditum @sarahditum.bsky.social Writer, Sunday Times (and UnHerd and the Critic)
TOXIC: WOMEN, FAME AND THE NOUGHTIES out 26 October https://www.amazon.co.uk/Toxic-Sarah-Ditum-ebook/dp/B09ZT37CVW
Rosie Holt @rosieisaholt.bsky.social Not an MP.
I’m going on tour: https://www.seetickets.com/tour/rosie-holt
Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social ~Public Historian 📜🤓
~Host & creator BBC YOU’RE DEAD TO ME podcast😆🧐🎙️📻📜🏛️
~ Author of 8 funny books for kids & adults ✍️📚
~ BBC HORRIBLE HISTORIES (2008-19)
📺🤣
~Hon. Dr & Fellow, University of York IPUP 🧑🎓
~Spurs fan #COYS ⚽️
www.gregjenner.com 🧑💻
Bob Mortimer @bobmort.bsky.social 
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social Anthony Richardson & Mark Davison Sports Horn http://lnk.to/SportsHorn Buy us a coffee! http://ko-fi.com/explodingheads explodingheads@unitedagents.co.uk
Lauren Laverne @laurenlaverne.bsky.social Broadcaster. Slow eater, fast reader.
Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social Centre-right bloke off comedy & politics shows like Live at the Apollo, Mash Report & Question Time.
Chortle @chortle.bsky.social The website for comedy in the UK www.chortle.co.uk
Jesse Armstrong @jessearmstrong.bsky.social Feta Tester. Succession, Peep Show, The Thick of It, Fresh Meat, Four Lions. Novel: Love, Sex & Other Foreign Policy Goals
Bluesky @bsky.app official Bluesky account (check username👆)
Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app
Chris Owens PhD @likesohushhush.bsky.social Itz juss been wurk wurk wurk 4 u lately master Bascule, Y dont u ½ a holiday? [NB I'm not a politician, in the band Girls, or in the X Files.]
Stephanie Merritt/SJ Parris @stephmerritt.bsky.social Author & journalist. Sunday Times #1 best-selling Giordano Bruno series. Reviews for The Observer. Sometimes on the radio. Rep’d by Jonny Geller/Curtis Brown 📚🗞️🎙️✍🏼
David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social Scottish drawerer and photographerer
“The funniest man in this lift” - the other man in the lift
Marswasrubbish.com
https://marswasrubbish.etsy.com
Stephen Fry @stephenfry.bsky.social Grazer and nibbler at the outer edges of new social media platforms
Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social I helped make Moon, Source Code, Warcraft, Mute and just finished making ROGUE TROOPER, out in 2026!
Also made the graphic novel MADI and the kids Stenton & Zowie.
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on Hulu.
linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani
Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine.
https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com Comedian, satirist, writer, actor
James Bachman @mrjamesbachman.bsky.social Comedy actor / writer, secret indie rock god fantasist. 
Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social Shunt and Finnemore Actor. Shunt and Mitchell & Webb Writer. Ginger. He.. https://slepkane.blogspot.com/