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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social Transit enthusiast living in Los Angeles. I don't like white supremacy. He/him/they. Ask me about playing role playing games, always looking for cool people.
GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social There goes GollyZilla!
Chewbotcca @chewbotcca.bsky.social HUUUUHH HRUUUUUAWGH HROOONN GRAAAAGH! Hraawrgh hruuuunn-hruuuwgh!
a simple dude @simple-dude.bsky.social Just a guy who does not like where the US is heading. Was a career Airman, now a simple veteran
Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social Are you tired of paying full price for robots?
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 4 year old nephew. He/Him. Elected Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljauep2xxlkhqol5lj5vivyo/feed/top-skeets
🦊 🩵🐦‍⬛ 🧙Revenant Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him/Brisée dissipation dilettante runs with pixy stix pour prendre congé personne âgée terrible de ciel bleu esperto in macchine da scrivere manuali hypnogogic public speaker sänger, Bukkake Mukbang & The Power Bottom Devil Daddies
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2 cover art from https://kvibber.com/ alt text: In Burritos We Trust
Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results. I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
Chrome Dinette @exdinette.bsky.social
Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible (we follow our contributors)
Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social robin sky leigh writer & socialist working on labor, capitalist globalization, and the calculation and modeling of the vast socialized harms behind privatized profits. she | her
that ghoul from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social Occasionally clever by accident. Part hopeful romantic, part raging bitch, part mermaid.
Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social Songwriter, Traveler, Retired Footballer, Dork 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 She/her Photos by me 📸 Read My Mind https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7bzd43ztwpxpaxgsi7nxx7v/feed/aaafjzhhef7p4 Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaal5ixambp5g
crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social Top Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xv6zlxzizwfqa2fjmikzgu4e/feed/top-skeets My Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xv6zlxzizwfqa2fjmikzgu4e/feed/chrono-skeets 🐘: @crAshBanzai@universeodon.com Fnord.
Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafyok6b2wuy
OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social Meteorologist. Maryland. Member of a Union. America's most fervent Preston North End supporter.
@passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social Sic semper tyrannis
Liam (Pumpkin Spice Latte Edition) Dalley @cinephile25.bsky.social I'm a cinephile and musical geek also I'm British Plus I’m autistic. He/Him but call me whoever you want we are just human
Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: https://paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social •Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic• https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=73b3e0d9-b342-43e3-be62-938270295fe2 Fuck cancer. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56
Eric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social Check out the amazing handcrafed gifts made by my daughter at www.idlehandmade.com You know you want a Holy Grail bag, or that guitar bag, owned only by me and Micky Dolenz. Updates coming shortly...
Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com I report on ICE flights and third-country removals at @prospect.org. Former WaPo (sigh). The Original Third-Country Removal Tracker: https://gillianbrockell.com/tracking-all-of-trumps-third-country-removals-that-we-know-of/ Signal: gbrockell.44
Funky16Corners @funky16corners.bsky.social BlueSky home to the Funky16Corners Radio Show (on The Face Radio) and Testify! on WFMU’s Give the Drummer Radio
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social why tho
Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social "I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider formerly ogskydog suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw top suck https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/top-skeets
Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m kidding 🤷🏾‍♂️
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social
WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social Artist, she/her, possibly a werewolf. Clients include Metallica,Smashing Pumpkins, Magic!The Gathering, Boom!, Anchorage Brewing and more Volunteer at Wolf Watch UK, a wolf sanctuary https://wolfskulljack.com/ HUMAN MADE ART
DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser. American. Trump sucks. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/feed/top-skeets
Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social Held together with cheese and double-sided tape. The void deserves treats. I get my news elsewhere. You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Dead Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social wondering through the woods bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaag4k6yxumoy
Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement. A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social I'm here for FUN! (Not court ordered like last time) https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search
altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social avi alt text: closeup of the protagonist in "You Were Never Really Here" (aging Joaquin Phoenix with a bushy, greying beard) looking thoughtful and dissociated as he stares off into camera-left. (Mx if it matters to you.)
Tramonte's TrailPhotos @tramontes-t-photos.bsky.social I'm a rambler & hiker, a photo diarist who likes to record my outdoor adventures with photos, maps, a soundtrack, and little stories. These newly reside on YouTube as short videos (too long for Bluesky): https://www.youtube.com/@TramontesTrailPhotos
Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘 header by the great Marf Salvador avi by @frovo.bsky.social He/Him 👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social things and stuff. AI is trash. developer / builder / driver. funny like a funeral. Florida ‘till i die andrewnorcross.com
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁ ignis et lapis https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
Jen Mac @jen-m-a-c.bsky.social Gardens, bird song, pond life, trees, pub quiz and blog stuff, in Frome, Somerset, UK. Working on websites since 1999. Bird song game: https://bird-times.lovable.app/, Garden blog: doingtheplan.com Forest films: woodforthetrees.uk
Grammer @grammer24.bsky.social Bird app refugee. We are in for a bumpy ride! Pro Roe. LGBTQ and Trans safe here. Grandma who has seen a few things. Fight for your daughters and granddaughters - their lives depend on it!
slack metal @zeropointzen.bsky.social
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social Curvy chaos Appalachia
Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social I'll write a bio later. Eventually. Probably. just my thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ucdcum33m3nh5rhdrwoiekv4/feed/aaace6ff2mzem
Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social It's probably perimenopause
schweg, 🦇 @schwegler.lol (he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈 i am either 300 or 800 years old ⚰️ legally speaking, every post is satire https://tacobout.online SW-8401-9041-4251
Emily Harper 🌺 @eharperxo.bsky.social All silk, cigarettes, and quiet savagery. 💅
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙶 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
Jim, pro-algae protestor, probably paid. @jimj.bsky.social
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist • Bird Hater • Los Angeles/Atlantic City Recent https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o Not So Recent https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
JFG @jfgibson.bsky.social Software by day. Shiba Inu wrangling, baking, jazz dancing, guitar fumbling otherwise. Rooting for Ukraine, democracy, and people not being shit to each other.
Mike Jacobi @mvjacobi.bsky.social 🍺🏒⚾🐶🎧
Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social A hale and hearty welcome, friend. - - - [it’s just] that an already dicey US of A caught a closed head injury at the dawn of the century - - - Oh, but we are so very silly.
Polyducks @polyducks.co.uk Librarian • Indie Gamedev • Artist (Pixelart | Textmode | TTRPG | Lowpoly) • GBStudio • JS/HTML • Dungeon Master #ドット絵 To contact me, visit my website: polyducks.co.uk
Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social Welcome to my page please be polite
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls. trumanchipotle.com Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets Best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social Bi Jew Sticking to mostly PNW, Nerd topics, DnD, TTPRG, Superheros, Wrestling, controversial cooking and baking hot takes End the Genocide social justice is inclusive, not here to argue Degrees in Culinary and I.T. don't ask Pets pics are whateverfound
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com Sharing smiles, free to steal! PG in the daylight, discretion after dark. Postcards, jello shots & the shop: docatcdi.com/shop?s=bsky patreon.com/c/DocAtCDI Also @DocAtCDI on Threads, Mastodon & X FB: DocCyber
Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬 @vonhitchofen.bsky.social Redundant Scandroid. Another hard shift at the keyboard factory. From an obscure body in the S-K System it's a little souvenir of a terrible year I like aeroplanes and em dashes. Team Crap Dad.
Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net Jordan Hirsch 5x SXSW speaker using that experience to help women entrepreneurs use speaking to grow their business... even if they hate the spotlight. SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley https://jordanhirsch.net
Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
🐝RCMhere @rcmhere.bsky.social Mom, Survivor, Sagittarius, Georgia living, Compassionate, Honest, Loyal, Inquisitive, Learning Every Day Please no DMs until I get to know you. I will unfollow otherwise.
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’. Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social No one you know (whether dead or alive 👻 ) Some skeets folks liked more than others: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zwszizux54wjapnccj5r2lwf/feed/top-skeets
Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 44 All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
Malcolm D. @mdpb53.bsky.social Animal lover; YOB: 1953; married 06,1974; 2 adult sons; live in Cape Breton; love humour; "What's your father's name?" NO TO: DM's, swapping pics; intimate chats; using other apps; bitcoin; being an ATM (sending money to you). Thank you.
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
Kronopiok @kronopiok.substack.com Flapdoodler. Barely tolerable. Nervous but likes cheese. Assigned annoying at birth. You can try to leave a message but my spirit screens its calls. Avatar: Rosario Cabrera.
George Frankly! @georgefrankly.bsky.social local enthusiasm enthusiast
Jay Garmon @jaygarmon.bsky.social writer | husband | father | geek
open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social and then there's this https://linktr.ee/openmikeeagle
Mike Craghead @mikecraghead.com Insufferable twit, Halloween Wars vet, carver of pumpkins and sand and other silly things, worstselling author: LowArtHighCraft.com. Avoid mikecraghead.com at all costs.
dawn of the debb @debbshock.com notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
Scott Ryan @sctryn.bsky.social Musician who fixes things. Also, this is Olivia. 💙 #Fu@k-DJT (and not in a nice way. Just in case anyone is unclear on my leanings.)
Jimmy @stink67.bsky.social Music, film, humor & everything tubular. Purveyor of fine Trash. Stop supporting Elon and blow up your Teslas, you hypocrites. Follow me or die.
pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social https://pixelframe.design/ Dedicated to providing quality, original, human-written content on a variety of topics in the design world, including: expert articles, design tips and tutorials, trending topics, and culture.
Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social Gross little monster hiding under the bed. I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post. No AI. Period. End of sentence. https://bit.ly/HappyPCBG
Boolassa @dalassa.bsky.social Accidental Pharisee defender. Thinks hedgehogs are cute.
aaron dances @aaron916.bsky.social he/they/any. pan. Detroit born, California raised. Down to connect with people in positive ways. There are no good cops in a racist system! Music saved my life! I bang guitar, bass, keys & dj: DnB & hip-hop Alcohol free since 9/2024 Be kind for fucks sake!
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social NFL analyst at ESPN.
Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social I hate hate, love punk & jazz & horror & other nice things. ADHD, supportive of neurodiversity and things that make you you. Novice whimsical skedaddler. Pepsi is better than Coke. 100mg is a low level gummy. God is in your pet. Send SASE for more details
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈 living in the dark swamp
MattyDread @scrummatt.bsky.social “Do you see the way that tree bends? Does it inspire?” Retired English teacher. Current enemy of invasive species and champion of restoring native habitats in California. Oh settle down, I’m talking about plants! No DMs/solicitation/bullshit, please.
BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social Bathing Beauty. Clever Conceptor. Frugal Foodie. Reformed Retailer. Have cape, will travel. (Just signal.) Kansas City/Las Vegas
Alison @alisondennison.bsky.social @AlisonDennison on twitter (with the tree pic) art history, TV, Sparks, film history, Marx Brothers