Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
Anni @anni-a.bsky.social Canuck 🍁 ('Berta)
Criminal soci/psychologist 🧠
ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡⁱᶻⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵃᵇⁿᵒʳᵐᵃˡ ᵈᵉᵛᵉˡᵒᵖᵐᵉⁿᵗ
Radical activist ❤️🔥 Elbows UP
Aspiring writer and behavioral analyst ✍️🏼
🇨🇦 ✊🏼 ⚧️ 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
Panny @panny.bsky.social ADHD
She/her
I HAVE A NEW GUITAR
It's not quite as new now
It needs restringing actually
UK (northern)
brent @murrman5.bsky.social https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
Hudibrastic @hudibrastic.bsky.social Hudibrastic can describe anything that is playfully burlesque, satirical, or absurdly irreverent.
Del Potter PhD @drdelpotter.bsky.social I’m deeply immersed in the intersections of neuroscience, ethnobotany, & pharmacological research, I thrive on leveraging science to enhance human well-being and longevity. After years of scientific writing I’m writing fiction and a cinematic memoir.
Zoran Taylor @zorantaylor.bsky.social Creator of Lolly Swath, your favorite OC's favorite OC. Here's where the real action happens: https://zorantaylor.com/cartoons/lolly-day/
THE PRESENT-DAY CARTOONIST REFUSES TO DIE!
Audree Heartburn @audreeheartburn.bsky.social Not Audrey Hepburn yet.
Schmuck In A Truck @schmuckinatruck.bsky.social schmuchonahorse on Twitter. Named the account here what I should have over there at the start.
The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 4 year old nephew. He/Him.
Elected Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljauep2xxlkhqol5lj5vivyo/feed/top-skeets
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social Painter
AJ Gilbert @neshura.bsky.social 
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social Bats left, throws left, votes left. Match my commitment!
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social Here for the dronemusic, poetry & shitposts. And I’m all out of shitposts.
Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Fix Your Hearts or Die! @m-hawkins.bsky.social Be kind to each other or fuck off.
No DMs, Magats, Dating, Crypto
RIP David Lynch.
Sarah @srcolon.bsky.social Music is life! Be kind. Be safe. Be an ally. Enjoy life while you can!!!
Weaponized Fresh Fruit @totalitarianists.bsky.social Heaven is a place where nothing, ever happens.
@valduskin.bsky.social @valduskin.bsky.social Old boater, armchair reader, armchair Lancashire cricket fan and armchair LFC fan.
Hate the Tories, always, all the time. 
gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids Not your daily driver Jordans,
the ratty old ones you keep at the gym.
Not a congress critter.
Probably just a pair of shoes.
Knows and calls a spade when he sees one.
(He/Him but no biggie - respects you and your preference always 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️)
@putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social Women who have been lied to, deceived and undervalued are dangerous.
Watch out MAGA.
I am so WOKE I can't sleep.
#Resist
Libra woman, but sometimes my scales don't balance.⚖️
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
NO PORN🤬
NO DM's
Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social
Tragically Online 😏
Pappyray @pappyray.bsky.social Music Curmudgeon. Bob Dylan, Tom Waits and Tom Petty fan. I love baseball, especially the Philadelphia Phillies.
Nev @alphukit.bsky.social Outdoors and all things nature type of guy.
I love camping, hiking, foraging and travelling anywhere, anytime.
Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social born stunned
she/her 🏳️🌈
UCB ‘30 🐻
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e3mzbborpvhntuh7j2k4zueu/feed/aaabjcm7uh4i6
Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn.bsky.social Sit Ubu, sit…good dog.
*tries to be funny* —> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ipja66zoqdn5prstk5jdtbe5/feed/aaade32wpq2ly
Elliott Randall @elliottrandall.bsky.social Musical, Visual, Spatial, Technological. - - -
Producer. Player. Consultant. Educator. Eclectic. Advocate of human rights.
https://elliott-randall.com
🫘
Lache Pas La Patate @terryezell.bsky.social Failed speling pased civics. Jus a guy from down da bayou.
GEAUX TIGERS GEAUX SAINTS
#EndCitizensUnited
That is my boy Maximus. Underneath that ruff exterior beats the heart of an ass. He really is pretty judgmental.
🅐🅜🅨 @marytreads.bsky.social Mom/GG. 40ish. Cannabis monster. Weird on purpose. Chronically-illin . #LupusBlows
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2luhye4tn44wgisfwglcaz53/feed/aaagcmwhcb732
Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social Puns, quips, wordplay & paranomasia! 
JSlow @jslow.bsky.social 5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
Carl Winberg @winberg.ie TV Editor/Engineer (ISE).
Ex BBC / Sony Pictures / Paramount
Law school drop-out.
http://winberg.ie/
https://www.youtube.com/@UKTVCommercials
I have one of those bot things: @classicfilms.app
And a game: https://classicfilms.app/
dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social jewelry maker/artist dm for interest
leaving behind no offspring to pollute the world
Blimple @blimple.bsky.social Just scrolling 
Craig Lilyestrom @onefish.bsky.social Retired Ph.D. biologist. Co-author of the 2025 book “Freshwater and diadromous fishes of Puerto Rico”, Progressive. Fly fisherman, kayaker, mountain biker. Bilingual English/Spanish. Lives in Puerto Rico. Cancer survivor. Born at 310 ppm.
Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com Indie gamedev and Moby Dick stan account.
Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO.
#gamedev #indie
Aberrant Eremite @aberrant-eremite.bsky.social Historian, fiction writer, father. I used to be eccentric, but now I have a diagnosis.
justin | Destroy ICE @wcfk.bsky.social IWW | All power to the workers | Fuck the bosses
Got a problem with trans people existing? I got a problem with you existing
Fuck ICE. Fuck police. Fuck fascism.
Pfp alt txt: a happy looking hippo with water splashing up near its face. Credit: NatGeo
RoninQueen 👑 (and Orion 🐈) @roninqueen.bsky.social Artist with stage 4 colon cancer. Bird thing. Childless cat lady. Overly wordy. I like sewing, games, playing bass, singing, giant robots and monster movies. Always searching for answers. 100% real human thoughts and work.
Kaz_the_Kumquat @odragonku.bsky.social 🇬🇧 ♠️ An oft' anxious yet optimistic nihilist, eclectic dyscalculic and ND nerd
🍊🐲
Poetry Dabbler: 3Lines/Tanka/Ekphrasis
🖋️📖🍿🎮🎧🎭
Ailuro-Biblio-Historio-Logo-Melo and Mythophile
✨💀
My posts: https://tinyurl.com/4xhe3r4x
☕ https://ko-fi.com/kumquat90 ☕
Liz @lizsays.bsky.social Whimsical masterpiece
I cry a lot but I am so productive it’s an art
Living on Ngunnawal Country
she/her
PeaceofKate @peaceofkate.bsky.social Music ~ Peace ~ Art ~ Pilates ~ Kindness ~ Happiness ~ Empath
Advocate for Democracy
*All people matter in this world*
NC Native
🦋 Ovarian Cancer Survivor #voteblue
Saskiago4 @saskiago4.bsky.social Native Minnesotan living in Missouri. Golf, cycling and running. Oh, and I work. Attorney and HR! And proud childless DOG lady. 🐕 ❤️- S Stewart Bonar @stewartb.bsky.social Just here for the jokes
Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social Just a regular human shitposter. 40-something-year-old dweeb.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rg6hys5qhy5rd6vmg23nrzjp/feed/aaalbpx24jmdc
Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social Friend to some, hero to all
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ag2sjc34zltiuqtaoddm2rk3/feed/aaadd6xr5volo
Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social 54,Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Malignantly useless.
Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8
Most liked:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3awc6f2orurtpccg3l2ayr4v/feed/aaaohph7amsxm
MadDonkey Artist @maddonkeyartist.bsky.social GenX Artist & Designer, Cat Lover, Strength Training Yogi, Chef, Alchemist, Sadhu, Witch. Formerly a Queen of the East Village, NYC. https://maddocksdesign.com/
Sabrina’s Carpenter @carl.basedcarl.com jacked and kind (he/him)
trans rights are human rights
Song Parody Ethan @ethanmawyersongparodies.com Song parody lyricist. Occasional book writer. I work in education but can't really talk about it.
Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social Pigeon fancier (unofficial) 
Punished "Sewious" Bizinuez @siriusbizinuez.bsky.social Walking away from Omelas. Former middle management anarchist. 
Moist Mouth Noises On NPR @inflatabletrex.bsky.social Disabled trans artist, she/her
https://ko-fi.com/neoncactushalo
Elisheva @midnightpasta2.bsky.social Pure Michigan bacon hater
Jacie @jaciechan.bsky.social I probably don't know you as well as you deserve to be known.
30f, she/her, cat mom
Vague profile because I don't have the energy; if we're meant to interact more, it will happen
Kim @kimroper.bsky.social Wood dragon. Documentation wonk. Not looking for romance. Not following your OnlyFans (but not judging you). 🇨🇦
sid @sidvicious.ca im an artist and dog walker and dad
my preferred pronouns are it/it’s
i am goblin
buy some stuff or donate at sidvicious.ca or sign up for my patreon at patreon.sidvicious.ca
i drawing pokemon cards and i love you
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social Proud Poster.
Oh my.
Matt Morris @matthewmorris.bsky.social A sometime mathematician and software engineer who should arguably have done something else instead.
A convert to Bluesky's block-heavy approach: "But the little children, to save any bother, Let it in at one ear and out at the other."
Jenny O 2026 Version @sleepypeep.bsky.social GenX… Crafty Soot Sprite. Dog lady. Treasure hunter. Inexplicably hopeful. Lefty Lib. Standoffish AND overly familiar. Parasocial butterfly/imaginary friend.Team she/her
“Arts & Crafts Ass Bitch”
Jay Shaw @jayshaw.bsky.social Passionate advocate for ISO 8601 date format
Just Another Guy @justanotherguy.bsky.social small account.
Nothing to see here.
No lists, please.
Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social (he/him)
🏳️🌈Artist, 🇺🇳Scholar, 🚩Shitposter, 🏁ND, 🏴Goth Himbo
Host of The Too Late Show, a normal talk show not filmed in front of a live studio audience. toolate.tv
🏳️⚧️☠️Alt Soil & Water Conservation District Supervisory Board☠️🏳️🌈 @rockpaperpencil.northsky.social Of average height
tallahassée person
tree hugging pinko
unabashed invert
they/he
tired
Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social pfp: photo of Betsy standing on train tracks
everyday I start to ooze
sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/chrono-skeets
Susan Adair Farrelly @itsnotsuzalright.bsky.social Living in the wilds of Longford with a lovely Scotsman and a most disgruntled feral ginger cat
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Yodamonkey @yodamonkey2.bsky.social Avid Blue democracy supporter and hater of The Orange Orangutan! . I follow back 100%. I LOVE people and Kindness. Latest Book is out now. https://olympiapublishers.com/book/screaming-into-the-darkness Followed by Mark Hamill & Morgan Fairchild #Blues
🎉 Birthday Bernie 🎂 @comp-ussr.bsky.social 41 | Autistic | 🔞 No transphobes or racists allowed. Header: My cat, George
VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social Excerpts from the unwritten works. And cats.
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
vote for the top 38 “best” shitposters @ shitsky38.com until oct 15
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
feed generator: https://professorkiosk.wtf/
PHL SportsNut @ispw8842.bsky.social 
Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity, sufferer of pain, gif giver
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
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Best:
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Jack, from Cadet @proofistruth.bsky.social I need proof
Vote Better 👀
🖕🏿 Fuck you Chump, & anyone who supports you. 🖕🏿
Stephen Miller to the Hague.
Our access to guns is killing us.
🖕🏼Alligator Auschwitz 🖕🏼
I will follow you back.
Gulf of Mexico.
Shady Dell Public Library @sdpl.bsky.social By the time you spot the librarian, she’s already been watching you for some time.
Ziplok @ziplok-music.bsky.social Ziplok is an American rapper, producer and businessman from Nashua, New Hampshire. Owner of Ziplok Studio and Marijuana Records. #MusicSky www.ziplok.net
Truevinedigitalphotography @truevinedigphoto.bsky.social I provide comprehensive suite of digital services, including photography, videography, and graphic design dedicated to capturing authentic stories
https://truevinedigitalphotography.myportfolio.com/my-portfolio
Dayle the Snail @daylehendrix.bsky.social 🐌 𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 🌀
🪄 𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 🍉😷🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
⚒️ we take care of us 🪢 🫂 🌐
🌙 ᒪᑌᑎᗩᖇ ᔕᗝᑌᑎᗪ丅ᖇᗩᑕᛕᔕ 🌊⬇️
https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCLOfrhiCjx-xdgAMoudjKnA?si=_15hZtscGJ_Fwl0i
Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social Ethical porn made by a queer nonbinary artist so you can jerk off in peace! 🔞 NSFW
NO AI IS USED TO MAKE MY PORN
Fansly: https://fansly.com/DarkDeeny
Patreon: patreon.com/Darkdeeny
Tips greatly appreciated: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social Hi
@crazy1689.bsky.social @crazy1689.bsky.social Dem to the bone. Escaped X with my sanity intact. #Resist #BlueCrew NO DMs NO PORN !! NO "Hi I'm 18 and...." shit! No intro+ No posts= Block!
GrammaBarb @barbmcc.bsky.social 💙 Mom/G’Ma/GG’Ma /🐈⬛mom
We must flood the streets and cast our vote without fear -remove this CANCER‼️
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ L❤️VE is L❤️VE
#Resist #Blue-crew #FuckFascism
#GoodTrouble #StrongerTogether
NO🚫DM(uninvited=ignored)
NO🚫porn!! NO🚫CRYPTO
ABSOLUTELY NO MAGA!!
Stephen Vincent @chelseaman.bsky.social Literature and Philosophy, and in the real world a Bakunin style anarchist
Married to @pkalways.sheshed.rocks 💝
Comet Counseling @cometcounseling.bsky.social Mental health provider offering virtual therapy in Texas.
▫️Supervised by Bonnie Scott, LPC-S
▫️Individual & relationship counseling
▫️LGBTQ+ Affirming, Anti-racist, Secular
moi @thefakefatskinny.bsky.social My view on the level of crazy it takes to stockpile food and weapons has recently evolved
Darbo @darbomusic.com Multi-Genre DJ & Producer from England! Passionate about music!
Bounce - Hardcore - Hard Dance - Bassline - House - Jackin' - Deep - Trance - Edm - Gym
darbomusic.com
Lemon 🇨🇦 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site.
Canadian. I think I'm hilarious. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Obama followed me on the Bird app. ko-fi.com/firebrand3