Senator Paula Simons π¨π¦ @senatorpaulasimons.bsky.social I am an independent Senator, representing Alberta in the Senate of Canada. I live on Treaty Six Territory. Host of the podcast Alberta Unbound. She/her/elle Vive le Canada. Forever a Canadian. No to the Nine. senatorpaulasimons.ca
Lake Michigan @lakemichigan13.bsky.social Ininwewi Gichigami
The big western lobe of the Great Lake Michigan-Huron.
Pretty and Old ππ
Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her.
Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim
Frenchy's shiny adventures @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social I prospect for gold in South East Australia and shitpost on the internet.
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social Public servant running for U.S. Senate because it shouldn't be THIS hard to get by. Michigan born and raised. Girl Dad. Doctor. Vote by August 4th!
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
C6 @c6sports.bsky.social I clip all of my own highlights. Interests: MLB, CFB, EFL Championship (West Brom). Wisconsin Badgers. Chicago White Sox.
Haugust @goodmorninghfx.bsky.social shit-poster
π currently tackling Moby-Dick
she/her
cat lady with no cats
here for a good time AND a long time π€πΌ
Nova Scotian forever and always
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social 15 years of saved tweets.
@tfederman.bsky.social
The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.β β Abraham Lincoln π΄ββ οΈ | Home of #TheBreakdown and LP Podcast
crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social crabbydacrab from twitter
architect & crab lover
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. π³οΈβπ
erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social sr art director. experimental artist. chaotic good. she/her. https://linktr.ee/_yeeeerika
@joeactuary.bsky.social @joeactuary.bsky.social 
Climate.us @climate.us We are an independent, nonprofit successor to Climate(.)gov, safeguarding public access to trusted climate data, tools, and information.
Donate: https://www.climate.us/donate
The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com Weeknights 11/10c on Comedy Central and Paramount+
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | βEverything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social IG: @born_miserable β’ youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic β’ youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social β’ The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon β’ bornmiserable.threadless.com
POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social Reluctant Michigander.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi
@thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social 
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet writer β’ narrative designer β’ lesbian β’ nyc
repped @ HMLA by @ninarichner.bsky.social
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social trailcams
no AI ever
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying βwee beastieβ
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Breakfast π©βοΈπ @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social Queen of stoner munchies. Cat lady. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. π·π»ππ³οΈβπ
Buy me a donut?
Cashapp & Venmo: donutscoffeeme
Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social Olive Garden CEO, professional fart sommelier and two time Olympic bean bag toss silver medalist.
Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social Your hottest block.
Nuggets.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4
$ASlightShimmy
Sarah Hatton @sarahhattonartist.com Canadian painter and conceptual artist.
Bee Works π, Detachment βοΈ, Sketchbox π¨
Website: www.sarahhattonartist.com
Socials: https://linktr.ee/sarahhattonartist
Monty Python Collector @montypythoncoll.bsky.social Has the world's Largest private Monty Python Collection?Everything is Python(Monty)Pictures.Ltd or approved by a Monty Python member.
M.P.Collection on my Homepage http://www.kentedoff.dinstudio.se/ or on https://www.youtube.com/@kentedoff ,NO POLITICS
Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
Bang! Bang! https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaab4dtouhk6e
Ngl: https://ngl.link/ashleysays
Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social Senior writer at The Athletic covering the Chicago Bears. Host of "Breaking In with Kevin Fishbain," the podcast that tells the origin stories of your favorite sports media personalities.
Adam Hoge @adamhoge.bsky.social NFL & Bears coverage since 2011 | Host of CHGO Bears and
Hoge & Jahns | Always in search of a good kickoff cover guy. | π¦‘
Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social Dad, husband, President, citizen. barackobamabooks.com
I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app Ask around boy Iβm hotter than Picante
Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social Navy combat veteran and retired NASA astronaut. Husband to @GabbyGiffords.bsky.social. United States Senator for the great state of Arizona.
Detroit Red Wings (Unofficial) @notdetroitredwings.bsky.social The UNOFFICIAL Bluesky of your 11x Stanley Cup Champions β’ #LGRW
NOT AFFILIATED with the team. Mostly transcribing posts from their X account to here. No copyright intended.
Manually operated by @k1yrix.github.io.
@pre2000hockey.bsky.social @pre2000hockey.bsky.social Hockey from before the turn of the century. Heavy on the 80's.
@pre2000hockey on X
Kenny Mayne @kennymayne.bsky.social Runfreely.org
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Sister Spreadsheet
Senator Elissa Slotkin @slotkin.senate.gov U.S. Senator from the great state of Michigan. Working to boost the middle class, protect our country, our kids and our democracy. Former national security official.
a Page in your life ππ @sailorgirl2017.bsky.social Cover photo: My Love.
Nasty Canadian living aboard, preparing for a Terra life.
Delightful, until you're not.
#EyesForward #BiggerPicture
Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
Eric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social Check out the amazing handcrafed gifts made by my daughter at www.idlehandmade.com
You know you want a Holy Grail bag, or that guitar bag, owned only by me and Micky Dolenz. Updates coming shortly...
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights π
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | π£| βΏοΈ | π³οΈββ§οΈ
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social Your dadβs favourite boob avi.
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social Oubaitori
unnatural girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social β¨p l e a s u r e c e n t e rβ¨
https://linktr.ee/hausofholes
$valleygf
Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social Writer. Convalescing comedian. Casanova of Crosswords, philandering philatelist, astute aesthete
Debut novel:
A Soldier's Worst Enemy available soon!!
Jenn π©· @alldolledup44.bsky.social Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Sexual & slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun π©·
πΆοΈ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
sweetie Ο @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Scott Low Appalachian Folk Blues @scottlowsongs.bsky.social Appalachian Folk Blues. '25 Atlanta Blues Challenge Winner. Original art. No AI SLOP #bluesmusic #flyfishing #slideguitar #discgolf #atlantabraves
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. π¨π¦
I typed some words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social Culture Editor at Defector
Lizzlepants π @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social Husband, Father, Entrepreneur at 1871 tech, Founder @thinkbigusa.bsky.social, Governor.
Fighting for a stronger, fairer, and safer Illinois.
Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: MaddieMadrigal.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social Writer, journalist, filmmaker, professor. Pro-democracy advocate: Not capitulating. Author of Lee Harvey Oswald book, The Gunman & His Mother. Writing/publishing America, America on politics and society: America.substack.com
NHL Trade Alert @nhltradealert.bsky.social Covering NHL trade news & rumours from top insiders as they drop. Follow for instant alerts!
https://linktr.ee/nhltradealert
Hockey Daily 365 - NHL Highlights & News π @hockeydaily365.bsky.social Sharing the best of the NHL on Bluesky π¨
We do not own the videos we post. DM for takedown.
Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social Guidebook author, TV & radio host, business owner, Lutheran, and NORML Board Member. Fanatically positive and militantly optimistic.
Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
www.melbrooks.com
Georgia the Explorer π¨π¦ @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought.
Keep your AI slop for the pigs
https://linktr.ee/gara.meg
My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
π΄ββ οΈ Jollyrobber π΄ββ οΈ @jollyrobber.bsky.social Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search
My Musings
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u
Best? Of
https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social Official. Our LP The World is To Dig is here. Multi-night stands right now in Milwaukee Madison Kansas City St Paul Minneapolis Austin Dallas Houston Washington DC / NEW YEARS EVENTS in Montclair and New Haven! www TMBG com for detes and tickets.
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social One of the most cromulent accounts about the Simpsons. DM suggestions!
Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com Always fighting for the people.
Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her.
107 Days, my behind-the-scenes account of the shortest campaign in history, is available now at https://kamalaharris.link/107Days.
Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social I make Dad jokes on NPR and also write books and other things. 
Cincinnati Reds @reds.com The official Bluesky account of the baseball's first professional team.
Charlie Roumeliotis @croumeliotis.bsky.social Chicago Blackhawks studio host for WGN Radio. Member of PHWA. Elmhurst University graduate.
Rick Westhead @rickwesthead.bsky.social Author, journalist with The Sports Network, CTV. Former Toronto Star foreign correspondent & contributor to NY Times π¨π¦ rick.westhead@bellmedia.ca
AltYosemiteNationalPark @altyosemitenatpark.bsky.social Our crew of Yosemite locals: Working together to document park life, share conservation insights, and find real solutions. Collaborating to protect the place we call home.
Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social πΎFor a time like this, iPost
Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social @kylegriffin1 from that Twitter thing
Executive Producer @weeknightmsnow.bsky.social
NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social Bot that reposts tweets from the official NHL Twitter account.
Scrapes data from sportsbots.xyz bot on Mastodon.
Created and maintained by @ches.baby
GitHub Repo: https://github.com/acarters/Bluesky-NHL-Bot
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social Iβm not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. https://ko-fi.com/mariana057 #Resist. http://cash.app/$Marianaz057
BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social I've got the #Blues from my head down to my shoes; #bluesmusic account exploring all genres of music; #blueshistory #bluesharp #rock #bluesrock (https://x.com/bluezharp)
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
If you donβt βlikeβ my post, I wonβt like your reply.
Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social asshat
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
Bread John @breadery.bsky.social Punk Rock and Parmesan
Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di
Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
πToronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2
My Least Worst:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social dangerously hydrated
she/her
π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social.
Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
Most Chronological:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets
Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
doodlybugstudio.com
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokesβ’οΈ. Recovering academic turned shitposter π΅πΈ (they/she)π³οΈβπ
avi π¨ by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
GarbΓ‘ge π£οΈ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
Anne Corlett @anne-corlett.bsky.social Painter of all things beautiful, especially Michigan landscapes.
MCLou @marylukens.bsky.social Visualist Naturalist Feminist Humanist Socialist Antagonist
Skylight Social @skylight.social β¨Join Skylight, report bugs, suggest features:
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