I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social Cute, with my cute hubs and my cute kids and my cute pets trying to live a cute life before it all burns down 🔥
Seafoam Pea @seafoampea.bsky.social Silly woman.
https://bsky.app/search?author=seafoampea.bsky.social
ATombicBean 🪦 @bigbeannrg.bsky.social Crazy Cryptid Chica of Chaos
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@ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social Designer, cat lady, traveler,
photostylist. southerner.
I love art, pot, shoes, American trad tattoos, old punk rock & people that don’t suck.
Lydia @smoreswhore.myatproto.social motherofbeanz alt
𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 / 𐓇𐒰𐒿𐒰𐒼𐒻
She/her
Deadly AF
Bitch Ass Emo
Exists on coffee & spite
(Alt text pfp: package of S’moreo Oreos)
(Alt text banner: a word cloud with fuck & fucking as the largest words)
Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social Polar bear whisperer
sparkle beautiful @sagemoonstone.bsky.social 💜 serendipitous skies and reminders of why
Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social Philly
Recovering Virgo
she/her
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social briny little freak
Oh Gawd of Funk @slipofmytongue.bsky.social I don't follow people, I set traps for them and wait.
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaagnjfxdbvss
Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaafrvzu2rybc
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social over here on the flipside waiting for someone to catch me
urban overachievers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
tactical nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
lamonhead.bsky.social @lamonhead.bsky.social A drop of water in a vast social media ocean. Former Twitter Junkie. Give me all your FavStar trophies.
Colleen @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social 
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
SPIRIT HALLOWEEN of FANTASY and ADVENTURE @donfordvoice.bsky.social Mathematician, voice actor, atheist, and owner of “Club Swank.”*
Occasional contributor to Puzzle in a Thunderstorm podcasts, and Everyone’s Favorite Internet Uncle™︎ 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
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*the living room when we turn the lights down and enjoy recreational substances
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social Tired of the nonsense, so deciding to mock it.
Steve B @stevebasnett.bsky.social Post other people's funny, gags from pro comedians, my own tat, and support the work of outstanding investigative journalists.
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
Fellow Traveler 🏳️⚧️👩❤️👩 @kevwi.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️ 👩❤️👩
Wields crêpe pans with preternatural accuracy. Trans femme, Autistic, HoH, CSA Survivor, so, yeah, cPTSD. PhD from the Ellen Ripley School of Get Away From Her You B—.
“normal” is gaslighting is genocide
I have friends everywhere.
JUSTIN @jokeherr.bsky.social “Titan Killing Long Term Booty Call."
Squirtmydad.com @squirtmydad.bsky.social Army of Darkness is my dad
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social Wisconsin shit-poster, single after 20+ years... Now what the fuck do I do?
May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼
Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖,
157IQ idiot, comic🎙️, tequilas...
Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social Likes making music, art, taking photos, playing video games, learning new things, 90's/2k's media. A total Lesbo. Cis: She/Her - Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️🌈
Banner by: shakachoarroyo.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/tiffanytroia
Petti Crocker @aquarianairhead.bsky.social Just some awkward goofball. Queer demigal, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, chonky, karaoke snob, nerdlesquer, middle-aged band geek, rotisserie chicken connoisseur, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)
😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic bitch - up for a laugh.
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
FUCK 🧊
FrostMantis @ogruddawg.bsky.social Born at 361 ppm, He/Him
Mech. Engineering/QC Chemistry Tech
Fan of arthropods, transit, & weather
Rapidly alternates between shit and earnestposting. Bipolar type 2
Anti-fascist, AI skeptic, 🔞
Democratic socialist
🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (ally)
Fuck Admin 47, Fuck ICE
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔっᯓᡣ𐭩 @bearkase.bsky.social ᵉˡᵈʳᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵐᶦˡˡᵉⁿⁿᶦᵃˡ|ᵃᶜᵉ|ʷᵉˢᵗ ᶜᵒᵃˢᵗ|ʷᵉᶦʳᵈ
ฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ
Brian @bside.foo Game Dev
36
Regaining my drawing spark
Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs. Pennsylvanian.
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social Father, husband, writer, artist, ally, engineer, historian, retired FedGov, and unrepentant Southern Scalawag. Enjoys: animation, TTRPG, SciFi, Fantasy, art. Despises: disrespectful, entitled gits.
Talk nerdy to me.
Em @empressoz.bsky.social Macro-dosing ☕️, 🥐, and Xanadu soundtrack until further notice. Psychotherapist, Dr of Psychology. Nature, Soul, the Arts, Each-Other. (Oz).
Sanzini @sanzini.bsky.social Music and movies, books and sports, whiskey and beer, comedy and the golden rule. I aspire to quotidian munificence.
📍 Frederick, MD
Anyanka @quitabunnies.bsky.social Welcoming the orca overlords in all of their endeavors
Cat fan
Anti-capitalist Anti-fascist
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
She/her
✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social It's just jokes
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vukmt5ibip7vl3a3ll4d37hb/feed/aaakqjbhan7bm
Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️
My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
Gwyntaglaw @gwyntaglaw.bsky.social Poetry, politics, language, music, gadgets, weather. Kayfabian socialist. LDS. INFP. Enw barddol. I am very comfortable with blocking accounts that give me any reason to do so. Australian on Dharug and Wiradjuri land. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally
jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social North Ga via South Ga
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vgbbuqjbb3aehemnpm4z5jb7/feed/top-skeets
Jessey Electric Slut Ukulele Sterling @jesterwuzhere.bsky.social I design and build games and I make music to make people smile... except when it makes them cry
https://youtube.com/@onehomegrownsoul?si=VPkSCHWrnKX7rEgz
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social Filmmaker // Musicmaker in Minneapolis // http://www.JustinStaggs.com // http://Instagram.com/justinstaggs
☆ miss moi ☆ @slaya.bsky.social Hostage in the land of freedumb.
Tries too hard.
Connect 4 champion & word nerd.
Metal and punk mostly. 🤘
Would rather be on a swing.
Prefer plants to most people.
Fuck fascists, racists, and vile republican assclowns.
Doctor eval() @doctor-eval.com If it ain’t trance I don’t dance.
Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs
Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social New York State Poser Laureate
Pfp alt: Bat Boy
He/him
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaowg6rhe54y
My bangers & whimpers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaeotaibrcqq
Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social Sports and Jokes | Arsenal | Timbers | Thorns | Ducks | Eagles | Volleyball | Fitness | Mustard Sommelier | Egg Connoisseur | Burrito Enthusiast | Hat Wearer | Stay Angry
Mr. E @officelinebacker.bsky.social Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus.
Behold! My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopyp25dhw
Magically Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w
TC @tcg14.bsky.social 21+ Wannabe writer. Avid reader. Disabled. Proud son. Love sports. Go Cubs Go. Here We Go Steelers. 🏀⛳️🎾 🎮🏝️ Always be kind! 🙏❤️
SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social Raging Zen Practitioner
Hoarding Minimalist
Pizza Devouring Health Nut
Ducky 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social GenX as fuck. Riding my own melt. No one sings like you anymore…
https://ngl.link/justducky2
BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s
Shaun @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social God’s favorite little idiot
Nobody’s favorite reply guy
Taken
MDNI
my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaakvoy6a5mxa
only pics https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaadl52o5cknu
Sailor Jerry @sailorjerry9254.bsky.social Myspace was kind of boring so I'm checking this place out now.
El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social help, I’m trapped in Telezonia or something
jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
FeelingSomeNumbness @wcpetree.bsky.social I am the Donut, and I am here to do the Donut's Work
@conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social Art: Nikki Friede
"The power has never resided in the politicians who demand their names on our monuments. The light has always, and will always, belong to us.
We simply have to remember how to turn it on."
-Michael Jochum
Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social Average white bitch. Meme connoisseur. I’ve got a Simpsons quote for every occasion. Oven fresh memes, baked with love just for you!
StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social Homeless queer enby, anarchist, be gay do crime. I got kicked off Twitter cause I told Mark Zuckerberg he was a pussy. CHINGA LA MIGRA. Pls follow me:
https://www.twitch.tv/lex_shep
https://throne.com/lex_shep
https://www.instagram.com/lex._.shepard/
dblcliq @dblcliq.bsky.social No, I don’t want to chat.
I’m just here for the flawed syllogism..
Elunatyk @elunatyk.bsky.social Books naps and weird dogs. 
IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app a smouldering unclean yellow, strangely faded
PhD epidemiology candidate in perinatal health & homelessness. MPH, MS, smalltime bureaucrat, influencer influencer
Step 1: engage your brain - if there's a thread, read it before replying or quoting
summer's last gleaming of a new instance @o-c.bsky.social As Serious as Your Life he/him
https://boxd.it/MvpD
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social Winging it here💙 Sports swimming and uvrays 🌞 play stupid games win stupid prizes
Regan Pederson @instantregan.bsky.social 
Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
@justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social 
Draconian Hustle @draconianhustle.bsky.social Liam Neeson’s Stunt double
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ghry4q4sj2deq6ltvvauubvb/feed/aaal3juc4h54i
Posthuman Postma'am @chicagobowles.com Dancer + Designer • Ancient Millennial + Toddler Mom • Raised in Charlotte, fortified in Chicago • she/her/y'all 🏳️⚧️✶🍉✶🧿✶📍606—
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social Oubaitori
Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social There's really not a lot I can do as a bystander.
It's probably perimenopause
Littlehawk In Flames @bizarroland.bsky.social Modern day Lakota man.
I bear a shard of the hoop.
I don't belong here with you
But I won't be long anywhere.
Xstellaire @xstellairesworld.bsky.social local art nerd
DJ + producer
music + content at https://linktr.ee/xstellairesworld
pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social professional fuckwit, and that is the medical terminology
Ladybug Prozac Edition 💊 @ladybuglane.bsky.social PFP ALT: purple flower with ladybug
Banner ALT: red w/black dots here to disassociate & shit post
I need to disassociate from everything in order to survive / say wtf way too much / over being a responsible adult / running away to let the moss reclaim me
e. g. Sarah Lastname @sarahbillington.bsky.social 
notdaredevil @skeptyk.bsky.social Taking refuge from the smoke.
Posting photos when I get ambitious.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:g3fmj2pvnyqx7wyb3k7hy4jt/feed/aaalgms5srl5w
Tolerable Adult @tolerableadult.bsky.social As confident as any mediocre white man
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
Eric Pinder @operahockeyguy.bsky.social Actor, director, writer, bon vivant. Artistic Director of CFVA and Opera Del Sol. Gay. Sardonic. Ironic. Not iconic
Working on the libretto for a hockey opera tentatively titled “Goaliedammerung”
Walking Calamity @walking-calamity.bsky.social See above
James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social Unemployed Circus Clown
frumplestiltskin @frumplestiltskin.bsky.social 
Bug @bugbaby.bsky.social Jan aka Baby Swayze aka bestie
April Michelle @redheadedblonde10.bsky.social I'm in Love with Jamie Campbell Bower.
Mark 🎃 The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social He/Him
Sharing music, lyrics and photos of my dogs and our walks
Prog Rock fan
Living on Tunxis land
Free Palestine!
Trans rights are human rights!
Musings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaannqou5ruy2
Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social he/him/idiot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dsrmeoo5ir72j5upl2jlli3f/feed/chrono-skeets
Miscellaneous Loose Unit @misc-loose-unit.bsky.social Unauthorised opinions from a woke leftist
Books and trees are some of my best friends 💕📚🌳🪻🌷🌻
Artist, proofreader, typesetter, socialist, food and drink specialist
*May contain sarcasm
Melbourne/Naarm
crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere