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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social death historian. part time comedian. feral gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social
your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
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Hourly Spaced @hourlyspaced.bagpuss.org A random frame from a random Spaced episode, every hour, on the hour.
Episode details in alt text.
By Dave Bagpuss Forsey @bagpuss.org
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obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social Space politician. ‘’Face of the Establishment’. Sane.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social I'm going on tour in 2026.
Listen to my show 'No Room' on BBC Radio 4 if you like.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)
my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4
books: https://geekysteven.com/books
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)
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World Federation of Wheelie Bins
IMEA Office, 107 High Street (above Hazar Kebabs), Croydon, London, CR0 1QG, The World, The Universe.
Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social Pen name of Andrew Scott.
Fake History, Fake Heroes and Notorious.
Represented by Pew Literary
Links:
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Bill Thompson @billt.bsky.social Hack and pundit. BBC Research & Development. Formerly Digital Planet.
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social One of the Daily Telegraph 50 Funniest Comedians of the 21st Century (49th). Also an author. And producer. And a whole life away from work if you can imagine.
Nic @supernicebob.bsky.social Geriatric millennial in Birmingham (UK). Posting non-sequitur brain spam, bad jokes, and photos of things.
Interested in music (mostly instrumental), movies games and videos, nature, space, weird stuff, hash browns, motorsport, cycling.
He/him.
Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
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Fearghas Kelly @fearghaskelly.com Utter clown. BBC New Comedy Award Shortlist. SYTYF? Semi-Finalist. Host of Screen Time @ The Stand, Glasgow – next show December 5th! All links at fearghaskelly.com
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The V is for vitriol, vilification, vendetta and volley of verbal abuse.
Indiana Jones had the right approach to Nazis. Yes, that’s really my cat.
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Drivelcast @drivelcast.bsky.social That pillock off of Twitter (and Mastodon, but that didn't really take off)
computer games! @explod.es I make computer games + stupid jokes
Spruce Falls: A Murder Mystery. Demo out September! 🌲
games @ explod.es
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6.
www.instagram.com/knightstagram
Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social Writer, designer, rule of three enthusiast.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
Hannah Strong @hannahstrong.co.uk digital editor @ Little White Lies. extremely online and incredibly anxious.
author of books on sofia coppola + wes anderson, MODERN PROMETHEUS: THE FILMS OF YORGOS LANTHIMOS out Nov 2026, Jackass book Oct 2027!
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Does @caveatfrogs.bsky.social
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Lost Otter's Pilgrimage of Food 19.12.30.3.22 @lost-otter.bsky.social Food (our aulde enemie) - its appearance, calorific energies, and locations (historic, domestic, sublime & banal); that the shame of it should outlive him.
Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social Chris Coates, purveyor of niche drivel: https://substack.com/@oddthisday
Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social Writer, comedian, podcaster, stone-clearer, snookerist, ventriloquist
Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social Darren Cullen
"Britain-hating anarchist who knows the value of nothing" - Johnny Mercer MP.
""Artist"" - Daily Mail
Hell Bus / Co-curator Museum of Neoliberalism
www.spellingmistakescostlives.com
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net I hunt fake history and correct it, but also post amazing real history stuff. Rude, obscene, vulgar, racist people who can't act like grown-ups get blocked.
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social We're here now. @wangleberry & @brainmage, a couple of microphones, a comic about a cat, and no edits. There is shockingly little Garfield content considering this is a Garfield podcast, and dammit that's how we like it
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social [Skip Intro]
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social Posting bangers into the void
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social
𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social still confused lobster
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social Londoner
Disappointed but not surprised
Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social I’m that guy that looks just like this that did that tweet that made you laugh that one time. UK based.
Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. Profile pic by Nancy fancy pants contact@themasonsisters.com
Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell.bsky.social Screenwriter/showrunner: Breeders, Back, Veep, The Thick Of It, Peep Show, In The Loop, The Personal History of David Copperfield, Four Lions
Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social https://www.bodegacats.nyc
Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social Berk
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social Author, very professional.
Rep: Harriet Poland at CAA.
Buy my debut novel PRESTIGE DRAMA at https://geni.us/Prestige_Drama.
Get my extremely good memoir at www.mammybook.com
Whores of Yore @whoresofyore.bsky.social Sex History. "A Catalogue of Jilts, Cracks, Nightwalkers, Whores, She-Friends, Kind Women & Others of the Linen-Lifting Tribe”
Ann Foster @vulgarhistory.bsky.social Podcast host: Vulgar History, NeferTV; Author of Rebel of the Regency (2026), The Real Lady Macbeth (coming in 2028)
James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social Author/annoyance from The Bird Site
TnmntTiles @tnmnttiles.bsky.social An archive of historical design. Discoveries from Scottish tenements & beyond. Originally a Twitter project, est 2015. Now found on Instagram, FB, & here! No Ai!
Images taken by myself, unless otherwise credited. Happy to share your finds? Give us a tag.
TheBlindboyPodcast @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social Author and podcaster #ActuallyAutistic
Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social Call a Bondulance
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social low flying panic attack
Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social ~Public Historian 📜🤓
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Charlie Brooker @charliebrooker.bsky.social Underwhelmist.
Stuart Laws @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social comedian/director/hyperextended his knee in 2011 and occasionally feels that when walking up stairs, Special out now:
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Bob Mortimer @bobmort.bsky.social
Prof Bob Nicholson @digivictorian.bsky.social History Professor • Broadcaster • Victorian Pop Culture • Presenter of 'Killing Victoria' on BBC Sounds 🎙️ • www.bobnicholson.co.uk
MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social Historically inaccurate
He/him
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jim @1030.co.uk Ideas man Twitch.tv/1030
Laurazepam @laurazepam.bsky.social I just do whatever the cats tell me to
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social Super desperate for you to like me
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine) & co-host of I've Got An Idea For A Podcast
he/him
📍Glasgow, Scotland
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