m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social come waste ur time with me
Schmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social I am not who I was yesterday
BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.
🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social Writer, thinker, artist, player of music, eternal child Sarcastic but sweet AF,
Graceless Lady 🌊 wanton 💙 crone
"Witch, scholar, poet, dreamer, and the rest, to be a woman also."
~ Elizabeth Barret Browning
Canada 🍁
Anomalous Smutmuffin Enigma
Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social Nerd. Deep south lib. RTR.
Old Dog, Vieux Chien - On Behalf of the Fool @onbehalfofhefool.bsky.social Un-retired to mentor new lawyers on what AI can never do. Neurodivergent, gay/trans inclusive, multinational Canadian-American family. D.C./DMV (DC, Md, Va) 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇪🇪🏳️⚧️
Bike commuter, scuba diver, family sous chef and bottle washer.
Get out the vote!!
Hudibrastic @hudibrastic.bsky.social Hudibrastic can describe anything that is playfully burlesque, satirical, or absurdly irreverent.
Möbius Cirque @rippledtipples.bsky.social Interdispensional anomalog
Littlehawk In Flames @bizarroland.bsky.social Modern day Lakota man.
I bear a shard of the hoop.
I don't belong here with you
But I won't be long anywhere.
Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social “Uncool”
~Rolling Stone
The Mighty Kräcken @kr8cken.bsky.social Oregonian.
I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass
https://linktr.ee/YearsForMonths
🎨Vincent Van Bro @vincentvanbro.bsky.social Just three dudes in a trench coat
Contributor at @wonderpark.bsky.social
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social “Please, sir, my horse, she is very sick”
Primarily a “yes…and” writer of silly replies. 💙(blue) 🌊 (wave). Be warned: I will post GIFs and impressively outdated memes.
UX Researcher. Drone Videographer.
GO STEELERS!
Maybe: Maury Povich @maurypovich.bsky.social Connie’s husband. American talk show host.
John Flanagan @watfordjohn.bsky.social Grandpa, Carer, Watford fanatic, ex-teacher and gardener.
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social I get all my news from 19th-century whaling logbooks https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social
Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Etsy: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx
Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social *finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social My life coach benched me
Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs
Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social Random cat.
He/him cishet tom
PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
Joolia Ghoulia @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTube creator ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social Horrors and hot dogs.
she/they
Latest
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq
Random
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
• help me live the dream: https://gofund.me/d9bf1cd80 •
• tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social 100% Certified Banger Content
Just JB4Realz:
https://shorturl.at/AneUj
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social being romantic, but indignantly
😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue lowercase human™️
pastel goblin™️
she/any
not cis • not het • not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls
The most “liked”:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
@saltysara.bsky.social @saltysara.bsky.social 
muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social 💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
Little Kat @awkwardwit.bsky.social human person
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6u3k7jzuabs6uz7ubogz2p4k/feed/aaaenlp5jmnrq
Misssassy_pants @misssassypants.bsky.social You can't smash the button fast enough to escape me | https://linktr.ee/misssassy_pants
Casey Jack @caseyjack.bsky.social I love three things above all else:
1. Jill
2. Our dogs
3. Falling asleep to Bob’s Burgers
Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social 33. Buffalover living in CO. Hozier devotee. If you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal usted.
misty @skedaddle74.bsky.social ────୨ৎ────
▪️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:go4b7zduspvcwyxjf7p2lu5j/feed/aaadxzvpeukjk
💗my main squeeze: @qwertying.bsky.social
ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social being alive is weird. not a botanist. AHOY!
she/her
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
La la ☀️ @frowniegirl.bsky.social Lost in the Midwest - make me laugh and we'll be friends for life!
😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic bitch - up for a laugh.
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
FUCK 🧊
futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé and future bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale
↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org Progressive, Skeptic, Charitable Soul, Ally, Geek, Advocate for Positive Change. Pretty OK guy. Opinions probably my own. He/Him. 100% AI-free posts.
Don't Click Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:twki3zdekb6exuzig7c2ajpy/feed/aaak32hfj6y44
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social Delightful
motel california @motelporn.bsky.social We are all just prisoners here on our own device
theatre mom • gen x • motel life • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom
Blah: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw
rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g
<see “Feeds” for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima 
A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social That one dude that says things and stuff
My shtuff https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mblskjkdl5csji66/feed/aaab5hro4xqjs
Melomania @elodiemae.bsky.social music lover 🎶 stargazer ✨
tree hugger 🌲 river rat 🛶
breast cancer survivor 💓
“always a bit of hostility”
💙
PDX PNW
🦋Sunshine & sarcasm ☀️💙 @416sunshine.bsky.social Happy introvert. Trying to keep my sanity, find patience & grace. Just keep smiling & laughing #dementiaSucks #SunshineHeals 🚫 DMs unless you’re Mar🐪
Jester D @justmeturtle.bsky.social I write dumb jokes and I cannot lie.
Lo and behold, here is a link to prove it:
(Even if you don’t click the link I am happy I got to say Lo and behold)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:csulujwx5w4dopyiqe3fhka4/feed/aaajw6vp7g4dw
mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
Admiral Snaccbar 🏳️🌈 @admiralsnaccbar.bsky.social I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him
https://youtube.com/@sleepytimeretreat?si=JdM9ywR_JnV1gE8o
Reverend Scott @reverendscott.bsky.social Maximum effor
Groovy Tasia @groovytasia.bsky.social Journalist. Comedian.JD/MA. Art & activism #Blacksky
Head writer, Producer & Antagonist in The Tasia Show, a show that is completely made up & entirely in my head
https://beacons.ai/groovytasia
JoJo is JoJo posting @fragilefraggle.bsky.social 24 | FragileFraggle on twitter | they/she |
Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social It’s ya boy. Bad jokes, clown energy, occasional caps-lock rants. He/Him. ABSOLUTELY NOT A WOLVERINE INSIDE A HUMAN SKIN SUIT
Absynth Lover @absynthlover.bsky.social Twitter Reject...Did Not Drink The Orange Kool-Aid...Now Get Off My Lawn...
Ciara Wearen @ciarawearen.bsky.social Mission: empower people to build with AI tools.
Proven results from students worldwide @100schoolHQ
Prompt Driven Developer | Resident AI Builder ⬆️
Ghost Girl @ghostgirlmn.bsky.social I like jokes. That is all.
Colleen @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social 
Bird Eckler @birdeckler.bsky.social Everyone’s mom.
I’m not mad, I’m disappointed
If you are all funny and nice, we’ll get pizza
A Way with Words @waywordradio.org Public radio's lively language show! On-air in US, free podcast worldwide. https://waywordradio.org words@waywordradio.org. Toll-free US/Canada 24/7 1-877-929-9673 or https://wa.me/16198004443 #linguistics #etymology #podcast #books #language
Kenzi @kenzianidiot.bsky.social my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics | dropout tv | she/her
Laurazepam @laurazepam.bsky.social I just do whatever the cats tell me to
SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
Destry B @destry.bsky.social Another idiot from Twitter.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k
Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social surrounded by a chaos of my own making
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rhjpww65fgvbp2txyhl2zksb/feed/aaac2f5bigl42
Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social Father / Video Game enthusiast. I share my brain words to you.
Senior Manager of Social Media for @basilisk.gg
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social gentle, quiet, newly audhd, probably gay, lots of trauma, let me live!!!!!!
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
New lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social There's no business
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iospu3tavlzqplkpbgpiz6nb/feed/aaafjks2ddefk
Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social Beep-beep.
My posts in a line: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w2ugzww44tlw25mb5txawyi6/feed/aaaoeliz4q2ju
Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social Not exactly nailing it 🌈
blank @misterblank.bsky.social heart full up like a landfill
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Panda 🐼 @phantompanda.bsky.social 
MicheleWitchyPoo🦋🤍🐾🦋🤍🐾🦋🤍🐾🦋 @michelewitchypoo.bsky.social Fresh out of Fucks Extraordinaire
Intuitive🔮🧿Divine Feminine💫
Empath🪬🧿Clairvoyant🔮🧿✨
Spiritual✨🪬🔮🧿🙏🏼
Bougie Luxe🌸♥️💋🗝️🫠
Proud American 💙🇺🇸
💯 Democrat‼️💙🇺🇸
L♥️VE My Dogs So Much‼️♥️🐕
🚫Porn‼️PERIOD‼️
#AllDogsLivesMatter
#StopKillSheltersFromEuthanizingHealthyDogs🙏🏼♥️🐕🐾🦴
@sweetmomissa.bsky.social @sweetmomissa.bsky.social 
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social Feral- D DragyneSlayre @dragyneslayre.bsky.social
Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com
#funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #antitrump #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig
Laura Marie @lmegordon.bsky.social I'm an aspiring author, a devoted Democrat, and a tired mom of three. You've seen my tweets stolen by bigger accounts on Instagram.
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social 
MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social *audi, vide, tace*
Bewildered, befuddled, beguiling, begat
Absolutely delicious, per millions of 5⭐ reviews.
🔵 Blue 🔵
🚫MAGA🚫CRYPTO🚫
Therese @therese03.bsky.social I voted for her. Texan who is no longer proud of her state. American who is no longer proud of her country.