"fart" @jonhendren.com tall but otherwise normal
sydney
jonhendren.com
Athletico Mince @athleticomince.bsky.social @bobmort.bsky.social and @andydawson.bsky.social's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. Not really about football as such.
Andy Dawson @andydawson.bsky.social Participant in @AthleticoMince.bsky.social @TFTimeMachine.bsky.social and @unseriousdarts.bsky.social. My life is well within its usual frame.
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org The Far Side, near at hand
Account by @cowtools.org
Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social Author: Children of Time, Shadows of the Apt, Final Architecture, City of Last Chances and others. adriantchaikovsky.com
Tom Robinson @tomrobinson.com UK-based songwriter and broadcaster (b.1950). Rock Against Racism, Glad To Be LGBT+, Sometime DJ on BBC Radio 6 Music https://linktr.ee/tomrobinson
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social 1. Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/)
2. Obsessed with lists
3. COMMON PEOPLE
4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS
5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)
George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
Danny Kelly @dannykellywords.bsky.social Trans Europe Express (show AND pod!), H&J on @Talksport. @vftlpodcast Spurs pod via @theathleticuk. Ex-editor NME, Q. Fast and bulbous! Located: Kilkenny and the Canyons Of My Mind
sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social get a load of this guy
James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social Author/annoyance from The Bird Site
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social Painter
Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social i wrote the da Vinci code
Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social Londoner
Disappointed but not surprised
Edgar Wright @edgarwright.bsky.social Spaced / Shaun Of The Dead / Hot Fuzz / Scott Pilgrim Vs The World / The World’s End / Baby Driver / The Sparks Brothers / Last Night In Soho / The Running Man
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social Illustrator. Specimen.
My shop: www.infinitebacon.com
Stickers: https://www.infinitebacon.com/stickers
Tees: https://www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social Jump rope king of Sacramento.
Ian Rankin @ianrankin1.bsky.social Author, Inspector Rebus (and other stuff). Edinburgh-based. More usually pub-based.
John Self @john-self.bsky.social Book jockey
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social Writer/fancy ape
damienowens.com
Latest book, Duffy and Son: https://shorturl.at/6oF6O
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social https://www.johnlurieart.com/
Painting with John streaming on Max
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social Fridge magnate
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social Author, Writer etc
Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout.
I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome.
Listen to or read the play what I wrote http://erislabs.net/stu/nigel/
I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.
Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social Writer. The Christie Quintet that got on some people’s tits. Dublin Murders. A Very British Scandal. Coming soon: The Sixth Commandment. 
The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social Author, very professional.
Buy my debut novel PRESTIGE DRAMA at https://geni.us/Prestige_Drama.
Get my extremely good memoir at www.mammybook.com
Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social The Thick of It. The Death of Stalin. Veep. The Hartlepool Spy. Epic Space. Broken English. Avenue 5. Unhinged, and other books. Guardian, Architects' Journal, iPaper, Observer, whatever. Grandpa. STATE PENSIONER.
Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social Yep, that one.
Matthew Holness @mrholness.bsky.social Sunday Times Bestselling Author of GARTH MARENGHI’S TERRORTOME, INCARCERAT, THIS BURSTED EARTH. Also Possum, Darkplace. Agents: RCW Literary Agency/Sophie Chapman Talent/SueTerryVoices
https://www.garthmarenghi.com/links/
barney farmer @barneyfarmer.bsky.social Yūgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this http://bit.ly/33iyIe8 this https://bit.ly/2PKjMRI and that https://bit.ly/3v32pj8 so…
Pete Paphides @petepaphides.bsky.social It may look to the untrained eye, I'm sitting on my arse all day.
https://www.patreon.com/c/NeedleMythology
Tim Dowling @timdowling.bsky.social Guardian writer, sad sack. Police Dog Hogan's banjo player.
Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social Journalist, podcaster (Origin Story) and author (33 Revolutions Per Minute, The Ministry of Truth, Everything Must Go, Origin Story books). Anti-doomer despite everything. www.dorianlynskey.com
Philippa Perry @pperry.bsky.social Author, Agony Aunt, Artist, Psychotherapist philippaperry.substack.com
Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social I'm going on tour in 2026.
Listen to my show 'No Room' on BBC Radio 4 if you like.
https://www.mickperrin.com/tours/michael-spicer-hope-alls-well/
John O’Farrell @johnofarrell.bsky.social Author/comedy scriptwriter.
Most recent novel Family Politics. Mrs Doubtfire musical (now on tour in UK & US), Just For One Day, the Live Aid Musical (tour starts March) Something Rotten, Chicken Run; Dawn of the Nugget. New non-fiction book out next year.
Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social ~Public Historian 📜🤓
~Host & creator BBC YOU’RE DEAD TO ME podcast😆🧐🎙️📻📜🏛️
~ Author of 8 funny books for kids & adults ✍️📚
~ BBC HORRIBLE HISTORIES (2008-19)
📺🤣
~Hon. Dr & Fellow, University of York IPUP 🧑🎓
~Spurs fan #COYS ⚽️
www.gregjenner.com 🧑💻
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social One of the Daily Telegraph 50 Funniest Comedians of the 21st Century (49th). Also an author. And producer. And a whole life away from work if you can imagine.
Charlie Brooker @charliebrooker.bsky.social Underwhelmist.
Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social Really, really funny.
Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social Award losing stand up comedian
David O’Doherty @phlaimeaux.bsky.social song and dance man
Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.
Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social I write poems.
Shows: https://brianbilston.com/events/
Books: https://brianbilston.com/books/
Ben (0point5twins) @0point5twins.bsky.social I write jokes and longer stuff. Occasionally for money.
Charlie Condou @charliecondou.bsky.social Actor, Father, Twat
Matt Lucas @realmattlucas.bsky.social 
Robert Popper @robertpopper.bsky.social Writer and maker of stupidish things.
Jeremy Dyson @jeremydyson.bsky.social Photographer (concerts, portraits, events), doc producer, food security advocate, grant writer, geographer 📍North Vancouver
https://www.dysonmedia.ca/
https://www.instagram.com/jsdyson/?hl=en
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC-u42D2i0uYiiyRDBTLE8wQ
Lauren Laverne @laurenlaverne.bsky.social Broadcaster. Slow eater, fast reader.
Bob Mortimer @bobmort.bsky.social 
Mat Osman @matosman.bsky.social Suede bassist. Author - The Ghost Theatre out now via Bloomsbury. Producer/composer. Didz at Quietus for musical stuff, Victoria Hobbs at AM Heath for books
David Schneider @davidschneider.bsky.social Actor, writer, director, fool.
Michael Smiley @michaelsmiley.bsky.social 
Neil Gibbons @neilgibbons.bsky.social Writer/Director
Partridge, Veep, The Witchfinder etc
Megan Amram @meganamram.bsky.social it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Maia Dunphy @maiadunphy.bsky.social Broadcaster, writer, happy wrangler of small boy. Queries/ weird requests: info@nkmanagement.ie maiadunphy.ie
David Arnold @davidarnold.bsky.social The Film /TV / Lots of different sorts of music composer one . Not the other ones . Dislikes the words veggies, roasties, pamphlet and coupon
Stuart Maconie @stuartmaconie.bsky.social Aluminium Cladding. Attentive. Courteous. Reliable. Also will take on writing/broadcasting
Richard Coles @richardcoles.bsky.social Writer, podcaster, musician, priest.
Adam Kay @amateuradam.bsky.social BAFTA for best writer lol.
Josie long @josielong.bsky.social I am a comedian and a writer. Free Palestine.
Liz Buckley @lizbuckley.bsky.social Head of A&R at Ace Records. Resident music guest for Standard Issue podcast. Also a cat owner, so it’s mainly records and cats here, to be fair.
Ian Stone @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social Stand-up comedian. Presents Handbrake Off. Him. The football guy. You know. You might have seen him in something or other. Or heard him. Or read his book. He gets about. Him. Stoney.
Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social Scottish comic/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. My book out now! Show for '26: The Mermaid https://linktr.ee/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
support me: https://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Dan Schreiber @schreiberland.bsky.social Host of QI’s No Such Thing As A Fish / Author of The Theory Of Everything Else / co-founder of BBC’s The Museum of Curiosity
UK TOUR: ‘This Changes Everything’ starts this October
Muriel Gray @murielgray.bsky.social Person
Lucy Porter @lucyportercomic.bsky.social 
Matthew Sweet @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social Writer, broadcaster, Barbara Cartland fan
Kojak @kojaknicholson.bsky.social I rite good
Neil Mullarkey @neilmullarkey.com Speaker on communication, collaboration, leadership.
Forty years with #ComedyStoreplayers. (recognised by Guinness World of Records). Author of ‘In The Moment’ neilmullarkey.com.
Roisin Conaty @roisinconaty.bsky.social Comedian /Writer /Actor
Brian Butterfield @brianbutterfield.bsky.social Businessman
Entrepreneur
Business Man
There's No Business Like BUSINESS! https://amzn.eu/d/e5x6vXY
www.brianbutterfield.co.uk
Rick Edwards @rickedwards1.bsky.social Talks for a living
Gareth Edwards @garethmedwards.bsky.social Mitchell and Webb Are Not Helping producer, writer, passionate defender of nuanced complexity, skilled pancake artisan. Dysgwr Cymraeg.
Greg @themanwhofell.bsky.social The world's greatest living man.
Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: CGagon@avalonuk.com
Glennmoorecomedy.com
YouTube.com/@buttonboyspodcast
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
whatatimepod.com
Charlie Higson @charliehigson.bsky.social The Fast Show. James Bond. Tap dancing. Book tour tickets here https://bio.to/WWHSBookTour. Podcast https://shows.acast.com/willy-willy-harry-stee/episodes/67335b351c8f0284cfa9e94c
dan mentos @danmentos.com 
Tracey Thorn @traceythorn.bsky.social Singer, songwriter, writer
Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social ✈️ I'M COMING TO SEE YOU! Want to come to a show but no $? Email me ➡️ Ariamaamfordba@gmail.com
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter
John Harris @johnharris1969.bsky.social Guardian. Free Substack pieces at maybeimamazed.substack.com Plus music writing in MOJO. Maybe I'm Amazed, my new memoir about autism & music, out now. Order here https://linktr.ee/maybeimamazed
Jojo Moyes @jojomoyes.bsky.social writer, parent, eejit
Tom McH will be at Table A5 at SPX @tommchenry.bsky.social I draw comics you can read here: https://www.noncanon.com/
You can buy the physical issues here: https://yourmchenries.bigcartel.com/
I also made HORSE MASTER: THE GAME OF HORSE MASTERY and some other games back when: https://tommchenry.itch.io/
Marc Riley. @marcrileydj.bsky.social WILD DONKEY. BROADCASTER. The Fall 78-83. Not a real Doctor. Met Bowie, Woody and Ronno. Ner ner ner ner ner.
COLOSSAL 🛎️end…
Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA
Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
andy™ @andylevy.net 83% of my followers have me muted
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz Vapid Response Unit. Tired dad. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi
Also, multi-faceted musical human. Perform with Scritti Politti, Cardiacs, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint, others. More info at rhodri.biz
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast