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Writing about the Middle East at http://seamus-malekafzali.com and about film at http://burntnitrate.com.
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“Woman in sports” at @flagrantmag
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born and raised in south jersey, currently in nashville
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Patrick @patrickwall.bsky.social Mostly retired writer for Bleeding Green Nation. Previous stops include BGN Radio and @Eagles. Rage tweets are my own.
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Chosen by god, perfected by science
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Covers the Eagles and the NFL
Prev.: PHLY, Inquirer, Star-Ledger, Wash. Post
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Adjunct: Colo. State.
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Crossing Broad
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