HEALTH @health.band YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER :: MEMES FROM HEALTH DISCORD
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social If there's something you hope will happen, well, maybe it will happen today.
🚫No AI Ever🚫
Selected prints available here: https://www.inprnt.com/collections/phineas/maybe-it-will-happen-today/
amber @britneysneersss.bsky.social 
Pile @pile.bsky.social A band represented by one person making posts.
Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com Comics? On the INTERNET?? On WWW DOT BSKY DOT APP??
Adam W @aw8.bsky.social 
T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social TRAPPED IN A GEM OUTSIDE OF TIME
Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social Bot; Posting hourly.
Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🦋🦋🦋🦋 @amerrill2.bsky.social I do voices and stuff. I also do marketing for things. I write and produce crap and occasionally get on stage and make people laugh. I’m open for work and comic conventions.
André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social Philosophy PhD student at the University of Waikato (working on how regular people figure out when to trust experts) but I mainly joke about tech and cats. Former telco product manager, data guy and financial crime analyst.
https://ko-fi.com/andrealessi
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
UK TOUR 2026 (Extended!): www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
Jimmy Quipment 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social Feeding my haters to a moat of gators
kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net Unheil-bringer. lithium prince. architecture critic @thenation.com
my blogs are https://late-review.com, https://wehwalt.net and mcmansionhell.com
she/they
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Hank of Decline
Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social From the banks of the Ōreti to the mighty Yarra.
Surgeon for little people. Educator for big people. Inventor of the elder-flower martini. Standing in authentic wonder...
He/Him.
This is all off the record, right?
i am matt brady @droetker.bsky.social mister grace mugabe
heavy sweater @verydevout.bsky.social a sincere effort is all you can ask.
Li Chen @exocomics.com I like cats.
My third graphic novel Detective Beans and the Map of Mystery is now available worldwide! https://detectivebeans.com
Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social Tour, On Cinema at the Cinema, Office Hours, find it all and more at linktr.ee/tim.heidecker
Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social he/ia. Yes, the Aotearoa one.
JJW @jjw.wtf dislikes typewriters
Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years.
"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
https://linktr.ee/stankelly
priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social I write about cars, movies, & cars in movies.
words for Hagerty, Arrow Video, Empire Magazine, Polygon, StudioCanal UK, Second Sight, Southwest Review, Bright Wall/Dark Room, etc.
https://linktr.ee/scillapage
Hadley Donaldson @hadleydonaldson.bsky.social Visual artist/aspiring bartender
Francis McRae @frankmcrae.bsky.social 
henry cooke @henrycooke.bsky.social political editor at the post, wellington tragic
send me gossip or stories: 📞021 241 1398 📧henry.cooke@thepost.co.nz 📧henry.cooke.post@proton.me
Morgan @morganhopes.bsky.social Wellington/Lower Hutt. She/her.
Still a chubby blonde sandwich
antihobbes @antihobbes.bsky.social 
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social comedian writer caveman assistant pig keeper 
disasteradio / eyeliner @disasteradio.bsky.social Eyeliner - BUY NOW and High Fashion Mood Music vinyl & cassette out now! https://disasteradio.bandcamp.com/merch
he/him solo member of Disasteradio (synthpop) & Eyeliner (utopian virtual / fake fake jazz) from Aotearoa New Zealand
SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social I like what I like
She/her ¦ autistic
Rustie @rustie.bsky.social Sewer socialist technocrat.
Infrastructure. Psephology. Shitposting.
Long-suffering Blues fan. 🏳️🌈 but bad at it. He/him. Not a pigeon.
Pōneke/Wellington, Ao/NZ
Jackson Lacy @lacy.nz Māori kid living in Vancouver. Charity ops nerd. Indigenous sovereignty and queer liberation enjoyer. 💛
Whiti Hereaka @whitihereaka.co.nz Te Arawa, Ngāti Tūwharetoa, Ngāti Whakaue, Tūhourangi, Ngāti Tumatawera, Tainui, Pākehā. Kaituhi Māori. Author of “Kurangaituku”.
Writer of things. Popular emotional cheese dish.
She/her/ia.
www.whitihereaka.co.nz
Profile photo by Tabitha Arthur
★ @corpseinorbit.bsky.social this ain't rock'n'roll, this is genocide :: patreon.com/deathcorner
freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
Emilia @emiliameow.bsky.social An emu once ate my hot dog at Healesville sanctuary & I have a good head for hats
Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn't Dead, Unlicensed, also several books. #1 AI hater.
All you fascists bound to lose
Michael Stipe @michaelstipe.bsky.social Hello👍Bluesky
happy to be here!
🐙🐙🐙🐙🪨🪨🪨
FYI👋I zombied IG👎
Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social check out
-my debut comedy album
TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms!
-Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack
- RUDE TALES OF MAGIC &
OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE
wherever you get podcasts 
Casey Lucas @bimbo.phd game dev / comics editor / author
probably worked on that thing you like
lapsed hockey reporter / aotearoa based
represented by ed wilson @ J&A
these views represent my employers so hard that my boss is actually holding a gun to my head as I type this
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social break stuff the unbelievably true story of the best worst genre in music history available now at https://www.patreon.com/numetal_agenda
Sana @bigshika.com Inventor of the Love Actually drinking game. Here to listen. She/Her. 🇳🇿🇯🇵🏳️🌈
Mastodon for technical stuff: @so@mas.to
Threads (inactive): @bigshika
Twitter (inactive): @bigshika
the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social America's Most Trusted News Magazine.
Swansea Industrial Park
boxd.it/c2Yjb
takahē magazine @takahemagazine.bsky.social Aotearoa’s longest-running independent journal of poetry, fiction, art, comics, and culture in review. Since 1989. https://linktr.ee/takahemagazine
🇵🇸 Bouba's Delivery Service 🇵🇸 @johnnyfilmo.bsky.social he/him, pākehā, writer, unionist, filmo, Te Whanganui-a-Tara
interested in history, the public sector, Pokémon and animal psychology
https://one-for-them-one-for-me.ghost.io/
World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social The official Bluesky account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://worldbollardassociation.team-togs.com/shop/storeorderform.php
nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social stay tuned for wet mystery at @telodendron.bsky.social
Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social I’m haveing a accident
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social podcastress. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me. Trashfuture/Well There’s Your Problem/Kill James Bond/No Gods No Mayors/Be Gay Solve Crimes available wherever podcasts are sold
Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social a frightful hobgoblin
Ryan North @ryannorth.ca You know, the @qwantz.com guy! The How To [Invent Everything | Take Over The World] guy? The Fantastic Four / Flash / Squirrel Girl guy? The non-linear Shakespeare guy? The "stuck in a hole with his dog" guy?
Look... I'm a lot of guys
🔗 ryannorth.ca
Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social Socially awkward political cartoonist. She/her. Like reading and walking.
Ngāi Tahu/Scottish.
Live in Aotearoa New Zealand
Joel MacManus @joelmacmanus.bsky.social Senior Writer at The Spinoff.
It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social A gentle comedy podcast about Hallmark original movies, unnecessarily large dinner rolls, quonset-related time travel, wine clowns, trauma swaps and the Christmas Wicker Man from Jeb Lund (@Mobute.bsky.social), David Roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) and pals
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social Independent journalist.
Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268.
Join my newsletter 👇👇👇
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social The official account of Comedy Bang! Bang! and CBB World.
cbbworld.com
Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social Leaked photo of heaven
She/her NYC
https://linktr.ee/kathbarbadoro
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
Jesper @jesperoo.bsky.social Long time lurker, rare poster. Filling my feed with comics, cats, art, history, news and food
Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social pit-trap setter
Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
@earnestworm.bsky.social @earnestworm.bsky.social 
Golden State Worrier @cheesegod.bsky.social I am a Graw Graw who loves her grandsons. 
Munter S. Thompson @mikepenhall.bsky.social Punk rocker, music lover, pug owner, farmer, programmer, retro gamer.
Guitarist in The Know Nothings https://theknownothingsnz.bandcamp.com/album/the-know-nothings
I run a Discord for NZ Retro gamers: https://discord.gg/hzZgxZnnM8
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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Craig Renney @clrenney.bsky.social Labour Candidate for Wellington Bays in 2026. CTU Economist, Unionist, and believer in a better Aotearoa.
https://linktr.ee/craigrenney.official
Authorised by Rob Salmond, 2 Gilmer Terrace, Wellington
Beeso @beeso.bsky.social 
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social I love the Devil and Hell
Tze Ming Mok 莫志明 @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social 🏴 Race nerd, rights bore, writer (various). Read something here: www.tzemingmok.com
Opinions only my own, you can't have them
Auckland, City of Fails
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming
kororā @davejac.bsky.social Mostly warhammer dwarves and space wolves and bikes with occasional chemistry trains soil and groundwater contamination waste policy and Waikato rugby nationalism frequently defeated by the nespresso machine
he/him
Kirikiriroa, Aotearoa/New Zealand
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social I run a kill shelter for small dogs 💖
Neil White @white-neil.bsky.social Software Developer on MTG Arena, opinions my own. #WotCStaff https://unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/
Dan @danxduran.bsky.social 🎵 Anecdata - https://anecdata.bandcamp.com/album/vita-brevis-part-2 - music by a human about what it feels to be at threat of being replaced by a robot https://bsky.app/profile/anecdata.bsky.social - digital news editor at RNZ
Rebecca Matthews @rebeccamatthews.bsky.social Councillor for Wharangi Ward, Te Kaunihera o Pōneke. Authorised by Miriam Ross, Level 5, 108 The Terrace, Wellington.
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social Writer. Illustrator. Joto.
and talk it up like yeah YEURH @alastaircalling.bsky.social Sometimes the dog posts for me
🏳️🌈
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio
Kevin Hague @kevinhague.bsky.social Ko Māwhera te kāinga. Ko Kevin tōku ingoa. Ex-Retired, Pākehā, gay, vegetarian, conservationist, public health advocate. Chief of Staff for the Green Party co-leaders’ office in Parliament, but this is my personal account.
Tool @toolmusic.bsky.social The Official Tool BlueSky Account. Expanding Hearts, Souls and Minds since 1991.
EL-P @el-p.bsky.social producer and rapper. RTJ and more. actually me. www.productomart.com
Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social Trauma counsellor and hot take enthusiast. Multidisciplinary homosexual.
He/they
R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social Band from Athens, GA, 1980-2011, made music, lasts forever.
Krystle @krystlef.bsky.social Woke Wellingtonian, cat Mum, coffee obsessive, political junkie, foodie, reader, pop culture & beauty lover. Doing my best.
Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.
@alainjohannes.bsky.social @alainjohannes.bsky.social 
@gobe.bsky.social @gobe.bsky.social Likes are bookmarks. Fight Nazis. Fuck this Israeli “leadership”. Free Palestine. Is maith liom Te Tiriti ó Aotearoa
Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social Data plumber/word baker
alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social NYM/NYJ/NYR/NUFC/NYCFC fan, former twin, SBU alum on LI, meteorology in another life
bi/pan? bear 🏳️🌈 40/he/him. Loves pizza, tacos, dingers, Pokemon (esp Popplio/Rowlet/Quagsire/Clodsire) & cute things
Lew @lewsos.bsky.social Chopper of water, carrier of wood, reader of the fucking article
Olivier Jutel 🇵🇸 @ojutel.bsky.social Skateboarding, Tech-criticism, Blockchain colonialism and platform geopolitics, film, LFC.