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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social screenwriter and bean to bar bad boy
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comedy for and by one mother of color
Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social Local oaf
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social Writer. Tired Dad. Minivan Driver.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made
i also make the comic strip grassy valley
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social "Democracy Dies In Dampness"
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net Unheil-bringer. lithium prince. architecture critic @thenation.com
my blogs are https://late-review.com, https://wehwalt.net and mcmansionhell.com
she/they
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
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🦢=🦖 She/her
Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com I’m only on here to chill and joke around 🤓
DMs open for good faith questions about communism or dsa. if I don't respond you can message me again. resources in pinned post
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app Ask around boy I’m hotter than Picante
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Public librarian by trade. Rapscallion by choice.
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social Definitely not three hobbits in a trench coat.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social Writer, storyteller. Nebula, Hugo, Ignyte finalist. Work in
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
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Jack Probst @jackprobst.com writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear.
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social exactly as God made me
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deer @boneccrone.bsky.social now vocalising with soft "pheep" sounds
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Drew @dschnoeb.bsky.social Worcester Human Rights Commissioner. He/Him.
For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @leharrumph.bsky.social I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics.
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social Skeet about markets and political corruption
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Hollywood Steve Huey @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social Music nerd, Yacht Rock webseries host, ex-VH1 talking head, ex-Allmusic, podcast co-host (Beyond Yacht Rock 2000, Yacht or Nyacht). Cubs/Bears/Spartans/Red Wings/Angel City FC. Still working on the yacht rock book. Please enjoy my niche special interests
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social Former journalist, survivor, disabled, I will not rest until golf is abolished 🏳️⚧️
💕 @bustyboudica.bsky.social
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com La actualidad del mañana.
Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. New England then, Minneapolis now, housing and economic justice forever.
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
andy™ @andylevy.net 83% of my followers have me muted
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
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Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social That one medieval historian you've heard of. Co-host We're Not So Different and Gone Medieval podcasts. Author of The Once and Future Sex. (Out now!) George Michael stan. Cutie.
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Alison Leiby @alisonleiby.bsky.social Comedian. Writer. Abortion haver.
patrick @partnardy.bsky.social toll free music at 1-844-926-7825
drew @dogballs.info writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social Man, just some dude
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social i'm leon
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social Socialist writer. Read me at The People's Line at http://www.peoplesline.org. Other links at https://linktr.ee/carlbeijer
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
20,000 years of this, seven more to go @uhhhclem.bsky.social You have to make allowances for the fact that everything we're seeing tonight is real.
Very occasional updates at blog.particleman.org.
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I go outside and also on the computer
art available at https://wormmode.bigcartel.com
writing about hiking/backpacking/kayaking/making things at www.wormmo.de
streaming $11 simulator games and more at twitch.tv/wormmodetv
Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social Social Media’s Dan Clyne
we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social Everything is Connected.
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