RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
✨blondie✨ @southernbomb23.bsky.social I peaked in high school
Rich T 🇨🇦 @wittman98.bsky.social Canadian. Plays hockey, shoots right, leans left...
Against right-wing insanity on both sides of the border
Fuck Pierre Poilievre.
Fuck Doug Ford
Fuck Trump and Musk
DMs are open if I know you
FYI, there will be a lot of typos
𝕭𝖚𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 ™ @nova42069.bsky.social Hey she/her trans Irish, autistic like joking around but be nice 18 plus account, left that other site cause it turned to poop, so trying this one out, word, like to shitpost, content creator (unemployed) professional breadologist
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
Bootsy Boots McBoots @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity
Magically Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Quinn Leone @quinnleone.bsky.social ☯️ •Vote Democratic at every level - No Matter Who - To Remove This Criminal Regime
🌿🌾🌼🍃🏺🌾☀️🍃🏵
•Nature •Photography
•Recovering People Pleaser
•Gender Studies •Feminism
•Jungian Psychology
•Spirituality •Comedy ☮️
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, 🍑
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Meeka @meekanz.bsky.social Still a mess (she/her)
Trying to work, parent, live, enjoy (not in that order)
Aotearoa | New Zealand
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social Failed Musician.
Failed Comedian.
Out of work Actor.
Aspiring Writer.
Monday Morning Psychologist.
Part-time Intellectual
The Human Man.
Mascot of the Arcade.
***I swear without asterisks.***
Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social There's really not a lot I can do as a bystander.
It's probably perimenopause
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(ᴍɪᴅᴡᴇꜱᴛꜱᴏᴍᴍᴀʀ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social ♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
timberbams.carrd.co
Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
Mara Flint @mara.carminerebellion.uk She/her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Broadcast engineer and occasional software developer. Guitarist, songwriter and home recording enthusiast - releasing music as Carmine Rebellion (@carminerebellion.uk). And big fan of dragons.
Merkin the Magician @bizinatch.bsky.social Living my unapologetically gay atheist life as if Huey Lewis wrote the soundtrack
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Jane Kruse @janekruse.bsky.social Iyengar Yoga Teacher 🇨🇦
hopeful66 @hopeful66.bsky.social SALTY BLONDE
She Is My Alter Ego
Follow My Daily Shenanigans
BLUESKY COMMUNITY BUILDER
THE ORIGINAL ROLL CALL
🚫No Lists or Chains Please
The Gold Standard
🚫DM
🚫GoFundMe
🎗️SheShed
🎗️thedefofdemocracy
🎗️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social most ridiculed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
fresher nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
🌵curiosity killed the cacti 🌸 @curiocactus.bsky.social stasia 🎀 | lab witch 🧪 | dreamy 🌞 girl
when there's nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire
SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social Existing on rage & olives
Thalassophile & enjoyer of long walks down the cheese aisle
Ink Drinker, lefty, and user of the Oxford comma.
Chicken wing hoarder & roller skating enthusiast
⋆˙⟡heart-shaped balloon♡ྀི ₊ @heartshapedballn.bsky.social just one long sad song
Mal @hollowverses.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/hollowverses.bsky.social/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Aphrodite @funaphrodite.bsky.social 
Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze
sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/chrono-skeets
æmə @its-actually-ama.bsky.social Weird.
Dee🖤 @deesunshine99.bsky.social 
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
c̾✩🏋️♀️🏂
K Spesh @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social Just another silly guy on the internet
My love:
@augustreverie.bsky.social 💟
My résumé:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social writer, crocheter, bringer of love & laughter, day dreamer, nerd, snarky, cat lover, folk lore & mythology loving, Marvel, Gen X, Oxford comma forever, wife, former maiden, mother, heading towards my crone age, witchy woman, 💙-your Bluesky Mom
🩷💛💙
Lattesdotter @lattesdotter.bsky.social Cynthia White, Phd. #bloggessfam #DisabilityAdvocate #ChronicFatigue. Left Democrat. Retired professor (sociology and statistics). Poetry, nature, reading, sarcasm, puns. She/her. Cis-het. LGBTQ+ ally. Madison, WI. Instagram: lattesdotter11.
Cougar Gold @quaaludescreams.bsky.social Jaded perimenopausal spinster. I don’t do drugs.
My amazing writings for your reading pleasure: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cssqowlpkreu5gujtm3v7mmz/feed/aaait4ldmkcs2
𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
SAHAR (🌞🥾) 🛠️ @saharkhalili.bsky.social Cre-AI-tive thot leader
#auspol
Follow the money for our political parties👇
https://linktr.ee/aec_insights
I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi
🌹Juliet🌹 @julietsrosez.bsky.social Hairdresser & Mental Health advocate. Don’t DM me your dick. #LGBTQ 🏳️🌈
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social literary witch
Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social Progressive, atheist, Gen-X, music, science, MST3K, lgbtq+ ally.
Arizona 🔥
I am the one who remains calm in a crisis.
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:belajgahhuxxsl3qh73mzc3c/feed/aaad45pz4wq6q
@justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social 
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
MsExpresso 🇺🇦 @heartafire.bsky.social Beautiful design must always have heart ❤️ #Art #Music #GrantingWishes Vive la non-compliance
nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social From Ohio with ehh
he/they
blog: http://txtbased.media
the skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe
CrazyAFButCute @crazyafbutcute.bsky.social Nerdy, Dirty, Inked, and Curvy
https://linktr.ee/crazyafbutcute
Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @mslisam.bsky.social Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
"As seen on Twitter"
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney
Draconian Hustle @draconianhustle.bsky.social Liam Neeson’s Stunt double
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ghry4q4sj2deq6ltvvauubvb/feed/aaal3juc4h54i
mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja
discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her.
Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
GG the Gennybean @gengen874.bsky.social Gennybeans are better than jellybeans, I’ll accept no arguments. 
Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Holly Ross @hollyross.bsky.social Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi+ 🏳️⚧️
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social inside, dead
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zdznq2re2dgjeyq7/lists/3lbvpj43xok2l
Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social Trans lesbian metal mouth.
https://bsky.app/search?author=2tickytacky.bsky.social
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️
For Julie L. Menace-poemtrist https://bsky.app/profile/tickyslacky.bsky.social
Denim @denim22.bsky.social Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
amberkitty @amberkitty.bsky.social 5th grade spelling bee champ. Weirdo. Sooners, Thunder, twenty one pilots
Stuff (bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Top (still bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/top-skeets
@ganjagirl420.bsky.social @ganjagirl420.bsky.social
Give me time to figure this shit out.
I'm old and busy.
My sweet nastiness will find its way here...
Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social mix of murdery monkey and defcon dragon
sweet & sour skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mgf4y7nzwjhbanyyfqze5qxg/feed/aaaciqfsyjkbm
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Mashed Potato Dream Girl @sheseemslegit.bsky.social 
Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social 
yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social *finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social I gave at the office. Random musings. Habitual likes and reskeets.
Bro, do you even Alt Text?
Better
https://bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.social/feed/aaac3fxmxxuju
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
🤹♀️🫧BOOP🫧🤹♀️ @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social
🌏 Who knew the path
to world domination, was paved with layers of ironic shitposting
✨Delete your handler
⬇️MIND MORSELS ⬇️
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x4jbwhwamadbnourb3it6f7s/feed/aaami45p2o4hk
Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Sexual & slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
Tracey @3obergs.bsky.social Twitter survivor. Followed by Mark Hamill over there. Middle school teacher. Proud mom of 2 badass daughters. Lifetime Oregonian and proud Democrat. #Resister #womensrights #prochoice
Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Karanado @thistletat13.bsky.social Spirit Bear Whisperer
Mum of 4, loving life in beautiful B.C.
Mel 🇨🇦 @mellieelle.bsky.social 🇨🇦 Artist, anti-corruption, hoping for a unified collective to challenge the rapidly shifting reality within which we all depend, as we slip deeper and deeper into an absolute tech dystopia, toxicological nightmare, and ecological catastrophe. 33. A mom. 🌱🍉