CaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social ex chinurse
I’m probably not being sarcastic
she/whatever I AM A TRANS SAFE PERSON
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social 🤠 send help 🤠
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she/her
DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become
stultere aude @eatatmilliways.bsky.social 
dan sinker @dansinker.com I make stuff. Currently Says Who and Rebel Spirit podcasts & writing at dansinker.com. Formerly Punk Planet (RIP), impeachment dot fyi, OpenNews, and much more. Always something new coming soon.
Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com 
Tobin Kirk @tobinkirk.bsky.social Have guitar, will travel
zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social deogie comics @deogie.bsky.social
pervis comics @pervis.bsky.social
Pete Del Re @pdel.bsky.social one dog (medium), one couch (extra large)
Needer of naps (me... the dog gets plenty).
Chicago.
Marcia @youdontknowmeatall.bsky.social 
@gabrusky.bsky.social @gabrusky.bsky.social 
Trivia Jockey @thetriviajockey.bsky.social Lawyer. Golfer. Bowler. Not in that order. Go Cubs! Go Blackhawks! Go Bears!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
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Chris Farren @chrisfarren.bsky.social Chris farren
Lyz @lyzliddell.bsky.social NB, they/them. Posts about cats, plants, food, games, books, space, outdoors, etc. Be kind. Play games. Don't trash people. Punch Nazis, block trolls.
Obligatory #wotcstaff disclaimer: Views are mine and don't reflect those of my employer.
Califmom @califmom.bsky.social She/her
Regularly cuts own bangs
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com who fucking gives a shit
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me:
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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
elizabite @elizabite.bsky.social Avid reader
she/her
Cera Gibson @ceragibson.bsky.social Stream ✨Eclipse✨
Musician | Silly Guy
Management: scott@waldmgmt.com
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
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Mike M @mikemorrow.bsky.social Midwesterner by birth and by choice. A work in progress.
Husband and parent. Talkative introvert. Definitely not haunted by the hidden intricacies and fractal nature of existence. Books, music, friendship, feelings, but mostly jokes.
Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social Former congressional candidate and journalist trying to change politics for good :) | www.kapow.works/
Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social PARODY. All of the popular films and series not coming to Disney+ or anywhere else. Intern @straycunt.bsky.social tweets signed as KH.
John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social High school team defeats other high school team in high school football action
internet's #1 wife guy
Official merch here! https://www.amazon.com/Tinactin-Athlete-Liquid-Foot-Spray/dp/B0011A0SXM?th=1
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social Forever covered in dog hair.- S Stephen @squibble.bsky.social
Josh @offkafka.bsky.social Portland, Oregon
offkafka.com
Suzy @halfbaked-ideas.bsky.social Actually 1,000 snakes in a trenchcoat
Sistacrumpet @sistacrumpet.bsky.social Making bios for every site is exhausting :/
🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social Cuando tu opinión sea una empanada, me la das.
Like mantequilla on a hot tortilla.
Hoy semillas; mañana flores.
Huw Gildon @huwgildon.bsky.social APAC Marcomm strategy person for a living. Mountains, dog, rugby for fun.
your mom @sumpinlikedat.bsky.social 💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Parent of both furballs and humans. Reader, writer, business owner, mortgage processor extraordinaire, photographer assistant, marketing guru. She/her. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈💙
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
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NeilC @darkmaterials.bsky.social Music, mischief, mutual aid
Calling all collaborators and agitators. Let me track some keys for you!
New Jersaaaaaay
🌈 + 🎹 + 🏁
Peep the link👇
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and @amityvilleville.bsky.social. I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me.
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social 1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
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skwheatus @wheatus.com pronouns in teenage dirtbag are yours to change...do it.
2025 Australia-UK-US 25th Anniv tour: wheatus.com/shows http://patreon.com/wheatus 7 albums http://bit.ly/wheatusspotify UK booking: ed@primarytalent.com US booking: afang@newfrontiertouring.com
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Reductress @reductress.bsky.social The first and only satirical women's magazine. Constantly moving to a new social platform.
JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social Musician, Composer, Fool
Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...Still slowly but surely migrating over the over 1,000 foods I covered on Twitter, so if you don't see a favorite here yet, stay tuned!
tinybaby @tiny.baby 
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
amy brown @amybrown.xyz wife, mother, poster
oakland area via dayton, ohio
✨ amybrown.xyz ✨
leon @leyawn.bsky.social i'm leon
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
bort, pud @crushbort.bsky.social cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social “senior” “writer” @wired.com
miles_klee@wired.com
signal: millionbear.44
book: https://asterismbooks.com/product/double-black-diamond-mads-gobbo-miles-klee
⚠️ user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top
merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social I am a pension fund monitor for Fremulon Insurance.
New Book "Big Fan" (with Joe Posnanski) available May 19. Preorder signed copies here: https://josephbeth.com/book/9798217045112
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social All grown up now. I made the podcast Broomgate: A Curling Scandal and I wrote a book about curling (pinned) and I tell jokes sometimes.
Podcasts:
@jeopardypodcast.bsky.social
@thepodkast.bsky.social
@blockedparty.bsky.social
Gabe @getgoodgabe.bsky.social MostlyMusic//SomeSports//CivicDuties//Hoosier
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social ✈️ I'M COMING TO SEE YOU! Want to come to a show but no $? Email me ➡️ Ariamaamfordba@gmail.com
Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social The official "Resistance" team of U.S. National Park Service. Our website: www.ourparks.org
"fart" @jonhendren.com tall but otherwise normal
sydney
jonhendren.com
James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social More good things for everyone. Public sector appreciator. Tax and welfare policy knower. Hyperinflation doubter.
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
John Scholvin @scholvin.com Renaissance nerd. Cracked polystyrene man. Proud Chicagoan. I write words on https://scholvin.com. he/him.
Chinga la migra.
Posts here are auto-deleted. Trolls/bad vibes are auto-blocked.
CQ @dearcoquette.bsky.social An absolute fucking pleasure. Never once obeyed in advance.
steelopus @steelopus.favrd.social You may know me from the internet as steelopus or from meatspace as Steve Lopez.
Rochester, NY - Nature, Music & Photography, Hockey, and Technology (as a career but not as a lifestyle).
Amanda Cobra @acobra.bsky.social In Chicagoland. Mostly dumb. Let me pet your dog.
Meg | The Feminist Motherhood @nomadicsoul.bsky.social Living at the intersection of feminism & motherhood. Dismantling patriarchy within Christianity. Matriarch. Happily married & mothering. Probably reading.
@threedomusa.bsky.social @threedomusa.bsky.social 
Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social Blogger at Business Insider, covering tech, business, culture. knotopoulos@businessinsider.com
John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social @Leavittalone from Twitter . Writer and cartoonist. Seen in The Toast, New Yorker, The Awl, The Nib, Racked, The Rumpus, The Baffler, etc. That guy you met at that party once. http://www.leavittalone.com/
aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social me again. mr boop guy you remember.
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com 
Yolo Swag Studios @yoloswagstudios.bsky.social Creamy and dreamy
kc green @kcg.bsky.social cartoonist of Greatures, made "This is Fine" • he/him • http://kcgportfolio.site • https://linktr.ee/kcgreenn • email me: kcgreenn@icloud.com
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Comics, Music and Podcasts by Katie Freeway Hood
Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/- J @jakemitchell.bsky.social @jakemitchell.bsky.social
Alison @mommymilkers.bsky.social huge breasts, huger brain https://linktr.ee/tradwife2049
Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social Wonkette writer. Beautiful but doesn't know it. She/ Her
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social Music theory and history professor. Will help you with your music theory homework. Dad.
Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social Just a dude. Los Angeles Kings, Los Angeles Dodgers. Likes chili fries, guitars, and other frivolities.
Mary Dixon @maryldixon.bsky.social Host of Say More w/Mary Dixon & Patrick Smith on WBEZ.
Former Morning Edition host, former 93XRT
Irish memory ☘️
Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social Global Tetrahedron CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist.
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
Get your mushie-mail! > cheerful letters filled with mushroom-themed stickers, news, and more! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
Quinta Brunson @quintabrunson.bsky.social Hi.
Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social Entrepreneur
Costplusdrugs.com
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social Long Time Internet Guy