Michael Eaton @mjeaton.net Software Developer. Leader. Reader. Blogger.
Words and opinions are mine and do not represent my employer.
Burned out (recovering) tech conference #speaker and former Microsoft MVP.
Nisei Lounge @niseilounge.bsky.social Chicago’s oldest baseball bar. 
Bad Mary @badmaryband.bsky.social New York Glam Punk
Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby Kubernetes SIG Security Co-Chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. They/them. Stay punk 🏴
MSP feed info: https://bsky.app/profile/amityf.bsky.social/post/3l3frqadlo32h
Maxwell Stern @maxwellstern.bsky.social musician (signals midwest, solo stuff, etc), art director, maker of soup
Signals Midwest @signalsmidwest.bsky.social OH/PA punk rock band since 2008. will play in your kitchen or anywhere really.
Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com Mad Scientist and Necromancer, she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
AuADHD creature of elemental internet
collector of keysmashes
used to be called Foone, before the war
Summit Shack @summitshack.bsky.social house
Year Twins @yeartwins.bsky.social Year Twins Musical Band Group
Booking: yeartwinsofficial@gmail.com
Thanks! I Hate it @tihi.bsky.social California emo fellas
Short Fictions @shortfictions.bsky.social Band from Pittsburgh 
Michael Cera Palin @michaelcerapalin.bsky.social Emotive Indie punk band from Atlanta 🤸♀️
https://michaelcerapalin.zone
Elliott Green @elliottgreen.bsky.social elliottgreenmusic@gmail.com
https://linktr.ee/elliottgreen
@midwestshows.bsky.social @midwestshows.bsky.social Promoting show activity for bands/artists playing in the Midwest (IA, IL, IN, KS, MI, MN, MO, ND, NE, OH, SD, WI)
my own desert island 🌀☀️ @myowndesertisland.bsky.social emo alt rock from ohio
debut album out now!
⬇️VINYL/MUSIC
linktr.ee/myowndesertisland
@summerbruise.bsky.social @summerbruise.bsky.social 
chillwavve @chillwavve.bsky.social youtuber https://youtube.com/chillwavve
t3h PeNnY 0F d00m!!!!!!! lol @pennyguarantee.bsky.social i play in a band called equipment | partnered to bee 💕 | they/she 🦎
@Equipment.bsky.social
@myowndesertisland.bsky.social
pfp: @orajel.bsky.social
benry @henryshields.bsky.social Bass/vocals for @benquadok.bsky.social • 28 • he/him • bi 🎸🏳️🌈🏀 #thunderup
Sam Quad @samwegrzynski.bsky.social Vocals and boring guitar for @benquadok.bsky.social
Bi he/him howdy!
Elon can’t ban me here
Bottom Bracket @btmbrkt.bsky.social chicago, il emo music on Count Your Lucky Stars 🌾 bleets by mario 🌾 listen to I’m So Afraid Of Where
🌾🌊🚲
Daeac#Ethie @emoethie.bsky.social Photo person
Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social Theoretical Physicist.
(She/her/hers)
From Eastern KY.
Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social Tracking the chances that NFL games finish with a score that's never happened before. Built originally by Dave Mattingly. Based on an original idea by @jonbois.bsky.social.
Bot by @im.joseli.to • @joseli.to
Since Sep. 2024. Not related to the Twitter bot.
Tiny Engines @tinyengines.bsky.social carolina indie label, est. 2008 and reestablished 2022 tinyengines.com
we also do @soundaslanguage.bsky.social
Father/Daughter Records @father-daughter.bsky.social ☆ Independent Record Label
☆ Women owned & operated
☆ fatherdaughterrecords.com/store
Richard Patrick @filter-r-patrick.bsky.social I’m the singer and songwriter from the rock band Filter.
Bobby Henderson @henderob.bsky.social Prophet, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
E.X || Chad R. Matheny @emperorx.bsky.social I write and record and study and yell and sing and yell and yell and yell and sing and yell and yell.
Spanish Love Songs @spanishlovesongs.bsky.social A Brief Intermission in the Flattening of Time
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima 
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion Newsletter: https://theonion.com/newsletters/
Sell The Heart Records @selltheheart.bsky.social East Bay based indie label specializing in not specializing in any genre - est 2010
Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @amerrill2.bsky.social I do voices and stuff. I also do marketing for things. I write and produce crap and occasionally get on stage and make people laugh. I’m open for work and comic conventions.
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Annie Nickoloff @nickoloffoff.bsky.social ☀️ senior editor of cleveland magazine • dj of sunny day on wruw • pinball player • cleveland person ☀️
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
red freaking sun @redsun405.bsky.social Band on Wax Bodega
Captain Jazz @captainjazz.bsky.social god's favorite
https://captainjazz.neocities.org/
Ian Cohen @iancohen.bsky.social 
mike huguenor @mikehuguenor.bsky.social guitar, writing | 💙💜🩷 | 🎸 Jeff/Death Rosenstock + other emojis other places | "Elvis is Dead, I'm Still Alive: the Story of Asian Man Records" out NOW from Clash Books!!
Chris Farren @chrisfarren.bsky.social Chris farren
Jamie Coletta @jamiecoletta.bsky.social mom, wife, music obsessive, writer, wwe fan, human.
I made noearbuds.com ✨
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Mud Whale @mudwhale.bsky.social Cleveland Emo Grunge
‘Humans Pretending to Be Human’ out now!!
✍️: mudwhalemusic@gmail.com
linktr.ee/MudWhale
thank you, i’m sorry @thankyouimsorry.bsky.social the band, the artist, the lifestyle
mgmt: regina@lostandfound.agency
lleencuisine @lleencuisine.bsky.social pdx • mealworm • thank you, i’m sorry • knitting & crocheting
dev0)))n @bigugly.bsky.social water-based sweetheart | pgh
BARTY STRANGE @barteesstrange.bsky.social Doo doo head music freak
oceanator @oceanator.bsky.social hi
Booking: Brian@wiredtourbooking.com
Everything else: oceanatorband@gmail.com
JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social JER. 30 y/o music composer, performer, educator, and CEO of SKA 🏁// They/Them 🏳️⚧️
Debut Record “Bothered / Unbothered - JER” out now via Bad Time Records
JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social Musician, Composer, Fool
illuminati hotties @illuminatihotties.bsky.social pka Sarah Tudzin
🔺tenderpunk pioneer🔺
producer/engineer/noise gremlin
https://linktr.ee/illuminatihotties
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social Retirement Party is my band :) ~ I also like sports and am in law school (derogatory)
Pacing @pacingmusic.bsky.social Writer of short songs and long emails. San Jose, CA. 💜
Ganser @ganserband.bsky.social Falling Elevator Music 🕳️ EU/UK tour April-May 2026
booking booking@ganserband.com
EU booking gab@annibale.eu
https://linktr.ee/ganser
Birthday Dad @iambirthdaydad.bsky.social split 12” with @aplaceforowls.bsky.social out now
https://iambirthdaydad.bandcamp.com/album/my-friends-were-here
keegan @franziamom.bsky.social writer, guitars in Camp Trash
Camp Trash @camptrashband.bsky.social Questions? Camp Trash Is The Answer.
camptrash.org
brendan kelly: mc sex Ed @badsandwich.bsky.social the Lawrence Arms the Falcon liquid death Hard Times The Onion dong model, some arbys booking: https://www.atomicmusicgroup.com/artists/?view=artpro&aid=OTc=
Mikaela Jane @mikaeladraws.bsky.social Chicago Sky. Drawing. Dumb thoughts
hello@mikaela-jane.com
Mikaela-Jane.com
Laura Jane Grace @laurajanegrace.bsky.social New album “Adventure Club” out July 18th
https://linktr.ee/LauraJaneGrace?utm_source=linktree_admin_share
Chef Reactions @chefreactions.bsky.social That annoying, monotone chef from various other platforms. Yup, it’s me.
The Fest @thefestfl.bsky.social FEST 24 October 23rd-25th, 2026
https://linktr.ee/TheFest
Ben Quad @benquadok.bsky.social Oklahoma post-emo and butt rock.
MGMT: kevin.garcia@unifiedmusicgroup.com
BOOKING: jbialosky@sequelmusicgroup.com & amartin@sequelmusicgroup.com
The Sonder Bombs @sonderbombs.bsky.social ~Spring Tour 5.28 -6.13 ~~~ all inquires: sonderbombs@gmail.com
https://linktr.ee/sonder_bombs
A Place For Owls @aplaceforowls.bsky.social denver emo band a place for owls. All Thieves, Vol. 1 out in Sept. booking@aplaceforowls.com
Palette Knife 🎨🔪 @paletteknife.bsky.social Occasionally mathy emo from Columbus OH
KEYFRAME out now
https://linktr.ee/paletteknifeband
equipment @equipment.bsky.social signed to Brain Synth, started the label @kleptophase.bsky.social // booking: pat@savethecattouring.com
linktr.ee/equipmentband
@cliffdiver.bsky.social @cliffdiver.bsky.social oklahoma bongo rock
Eric Egan @ericheartattackman.bsky.social Scared of karaoke
Don’t Let the Scene Go Down on Me! Collective @dltsgdom.bsky.social Booking shows since 2007. In Pittsburgh since 2010.
dltsgdom.com
exciting!!excellent!!💕✨ @handle.invalid pdx emo chiptune band exciting!!excellent!! jasmine (she/her)
excitingexcellent.com
Biitchseat @biitchseat.bsky.social Rock band from Cleveland, OH
✍️ btchstcle@gmail.com
linktr.ee/biitchseat
Plankfan @plankfan.bsky.social 
Conorshack @conorshack.bsky.social guy doing things w/ people in vans
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
BKGameDesign @bkgamedesign.bsky.social Freelance game designer and architect.
Mainly posting about game design and anime. (He/Him)
kat cosgrove @kat.lol village sorcerer @villagesql.com
kubernetes steering committee, release team subproject lead, sig docs tech lead, uwubernetes, colorado springs via memphis
she/they
Refresh Records @refreshrecs.com An independent record label since 2015. 
Cassandra Faris @cassandra.bsky.social Focused on the Human Side of Tech 👩🏽💻 CodeMash Board Member 💡 Gamer 🎲 Soccer Fan ⚽️ Speaker 💬 Community Manager 💐 Wanderer 🗺 she/her🏳️🌈