David Nir @davidnir.com · Apr 8 I'm really not exaggerating.
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I feel the problem Ruffini is having here is one of vision. It's impared by how far his head is lodged up his own arse.
Insane
Revolution level anger against the Trump Administration is reaching peak levels. There may be enough House and Senate Democrats in November to impeach Trump and most of his cabinet lol @angrystaffer.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com @chrislhayes.bsky.social
A list of circuses and no bread
oooh honey
and by 'not too terrible' does homeboy mean, "Keeping the Senate and only losing 50 House seats"?
Ah yes, just like 1976 when the bicentennial celebrations carried the incumbent party to victory
So kitchen table issues amirite?
keep posting patrick this is good shit
Hang on. I notice that Trump doesn’t come back from the Artemis splashdown…
Among other things, "force Dems to take unpopular votes" would also mean forcing vulnerable Republicans to do so, which is why Congress isn't likely to do anything of substance until November
look yes he advises Rs but Puffini has been laughably out of touch for a while, just one of the dumbest fuckers in politics.
Just a reminder of their trying too hard to get attention for him. youtu.be/e0010JM4w10?...
i forgot ruffini even existed. hilarious.
That’s one good thing about a cult, you can use their disillusion to your advantage too lol
I’m a bicentennial baby and I made sure to have my birthday no where near the USA. I’m actively trying to find a way to leave again on July 4.
"America 250 good vibes" I say, over and over again, as they prep the ECT machine.
Natty Light Patty
Yes, by all means spend the next 6 months making Trump the center of attention for the midterms and ensure every vulnerable Republican is tied to his demented, moldering corpse. I'm sure that will work out just great for you, Patrick.
You left out, - Trump does not return from Artemis splashdown.
I love when pollsters, like Patrick, just completely ignore their own surveys findings. Good luck lol
Counterpoint: every single one of these items could actually make it worse. Mostly because Trump is incapable of being near anything and not making it about him in a cringey, tacky way.
Left out the part about improving the lives of voters
"Some kind of successful resolution on Iran" you say?
Pretty sure the terrorist threats around July 4 are going to be notable this year.
I love the optimism of the House Republicans willingly holding votes.
Not for nothing but something like “passing good legislation” does not seem to have occurred to this guy. Glad that our side doesn’t have a lock on dumb consultants
People pay this guy for this kind of shit? Im in the wrong line of work.
add: - scores winning goal in world cup finals - is revealed to be Banksy
Epstein??
All it would take is total media control, AI mental manipulation, and an entire nation losing its collective memory of what has happened since Republicans took over all the branches. bsky.app/profile/davi...
"bad votes on things like deporting criminals" oh please, oh please, MAKE our congresscritters stand up in front of C-Span and talk about who's actually getting deported
Lol. They are very good at making fantasy lists of what the Trump administration and GOP should do that they are never in a million years going to do. And that wouldn't work if they did.
“Some kind of successful resolution on Iran” is enough hand-waving to lift a smaller person off the ground so they start flying around like Woodstock.
The delusion behind thinking #1 is possible in any way is astonishing
Just don't think because he's upopular that you don't need to vote. Non participation is how we all got here.
Don't forget to put "Cage Match on the White House Lawn" on the list as one more potential nudge towards GOP victory in November.
Trump doesn't want to meet Artemis, and he couldn't pull it off graciously. There's a woman and a black man in that crew, and they refute every argument his white supremacist administration is forcing on us.
The vibes
he's a moron
I’d ask someone to check on him after November to make sure he’s ok, but I really don’t give a shit.
Oh, hey Patrick. What does the Trump budget say about NASA 2027? Wait, I think I know. That splashdown camera-hogging gonna play great.
The way they think we give a fuck about America 250. Fuck that.
My predictions: -no resolution by November -tries to steal Artemis glory, makes ass of himself -Romulus Augustulus vibes -midterm convention shunned and roasted by infighting Tucker/candace/jones/etc -repubs forced to rub their faces in shit while publicly smiling and asking for more.
I had no idea who that was (being UK based and all that) and thought that was a rando just posting their brain on the internet. Good grief.
I'd like to say he's 100% wrong, but my fellow Americans are pretty damn stupid when it comes to voting, so it's a non-zero proposition.
Will be completely torpedoed by the USMNT shitting the bed and crashing out of their group in the World Cup.
Nah/ the Good Vibes will be unleashed AFTER the Dems take Congress. (Samuel L. Jackson voice) SUBPOENAS & HEARINGS, MOTHERFUCKER- DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Patrick Ruffini is on some really good drugs, isn't he! Or is it just the trumpshit-flavored kool-aid?
🤣😜🤪🤭 Thank you! I needed a good laugh today.
Ruffini is giving Podesta energy:
The underpants gnomes are in that plan somewhere
And Trump’s Freedom 250 for America’s birthday features a 10-hour Christian nationalist event on the National Mall on May 17. Rededicate 250 centers on “rededicating our country as One Nation under God.”
Underpants Gnome-ass plan
Any day now, Trump is going to “pivot” to being presidential.
Hoping that things go kind of okay even though the president is cognitively impaired and emotionally unstable, and the GOP members of Congress and Cabinet act as if they are 100% in a personality cult….seems to be wishful thinking. This is the Trump admin. It’s not going to suddenly go well.
It's so tough to love in the same country with people that manufacture their own realities
As long as we're doing Simpsons references, this has strong "Homer chasing the pig insisting 'It's still good!'" vibes.
I had forgotten Ruffini exists. No thanks for reminding me
America 250 good vibes to include cage fighting on White House grounds.
For like 25 years Republicans have been obsessed with "forcing Democrats to take bad votes," which generally seems to mean "force Democrats to vote for things that we, the Republicans, want enacted but don't want to be blamed for." Which I get, but some of it just seems like sadism.
The first item is so consultant-brained
The Republican midterm convention is gonna be lit - a real shitshow. Think Chicago 1968
"The economy sucks and gas prices are out of control but the vibes this summer are gonna make that a wash" is one hell of a take lol
America 250 good vibes lmao
these fools haven't even considered having spaceX do their next major crewed space launch so they can combine it with the america 250 fireworks display and save money
-unicorns are discovered to be real -manna falls from heaven -scientists perfect the surgery from Face/Off, Trump trades faces with Mitt Romney
Hope they include Tanks rolling down the streets to remind everyone of “the Good Vibes” War creates! 🤦🏻♀️
Midterm convention??
Look at that list. The only one addressing actual policy, the Iran one, is just speculative prayer..."some kind of resolution..." The next three are reality show, Potemkin village shit. The final one is just legislative chicanery, show votes. None involve actions to improve citizens' lives.
Good vibes? Seriously? I'm genuinely LOL'ing.
Nothing a vulnerable swing district candidate loves more than sharing a convention stage with an underwater President.
"Some kind of successful resolution on Iran" doing a lot of heavy lifting there
Saying this one day after a liberal judge in Wisconsin just won statewide by like 20 points is really funny.
GOOD VIBES??
What an idiot, only Trump himself has magic projection powers and he doesn't give a shit about Congress
Yeah people will be paying an arm and a leg for gas but did they think of the good vibes?
😂😂😂😂 I mean, "America 250 good vibes" is gonna go good for us, and really bad for them, lol :P
Not going to have that many America 250 Good Vibes once Americans find out what their burgers are going to cost. Lord knows how much the fireworks are going to get slammed by inflation, since so much is made in China and I know for a fact that fireworks don't keep very long.
Whew, that is a load bearing “some kind of successful resolution”
“In two weeks”. Or something. It’ll be a speech like the Easter Bunny one Nobody has good vibes right now and not changing Yeah Rs bending knee to Mr 36% Johnson can’t hold votes as his caucus has too many MIAs. But yeah.
Never say Epstein.
They’ve lost every surprise and off-term election this year, even in places that were solid red votes just 14 months ago. Dan Patrick came out today saying Texas republicans are fucked in the midterms.
OMG... CBS should broadcast it and Tony Dookiepill and Bari should do the commentary! Create the black hole of suck!
Love how this ignores the certainty that Trump will do something absolutely insane every two weeks until midterms
America 250 good vibes: Platinum-tier delusion
Step 1: a miracle Step 2: …. Step 3: victory!
250 good vibes?! I’ve never felt more ashamed to be an American, I’ve never felt under so much constant threat. They’ve ruined the country and everything I thought it stood for. I’m not celebrating shit while these criminal pedo protesting goons are in charge.
when the downstream energy crisis really starts biting and intersects with the coming super El Nino blast furnace heat of summer right around July 4th, they'll have to attempt to radically revise this list...
When he posted this, he was calling for a "successful resolution on Iran" by 8:30 AM two days hence. I think the broken pieces are a bit more complicated than than.
I love space as much as any child of the Apollo era, but one flyby 60 years after Apollo 8 did it, this time with no realistic follow-up mission in sight, is not going to lift the nation.
Remember to fly your flags upside down this July 4th!
Someone once referred to this guy as a dog magician and it’s all I can ever think of when I see his awful opinions.
He's leaving out: -Trump becomes sane and replaces his admin with competent leaders, JD becomes likeable, and we happily coalesce in the Metaverse. It is cute to think he can untrump things. You made your bed bro.
None of these are things that help the people.
“Surely Donald Trump would show reverence for these moments greater than himself, rather than bragging more about his stupid East Wing rubble pile or screaming blood libel at Haitians and Somalis.”
I don’t know that national celebrations of overthrowing tyranny and those who abet it will unify people in quite they want. 🤔 It does say a lot about their worldview that they view Republicans as the only true Americans. Would they imagine rallying round the flag for a Democrat? Transparently not.
trump is turning people against deporting crminals because he’s declaring everyone a criminal
Should probably post this here too: bsky.app/profile/zzyz...
This seems frankly delusional. Trump is going to waste more political capital with insane military ventures like invading Cuba and Greenland, tinker with the illegal ballroom that must be torn down and probably fire some cabinet members Has the trump administration even acknowledged 250th ani'?
Yes, ruining a wonderful thing by showing up to the Artemis splashdown sounds awesome and not a way to use something genuinely awe inspiring to launder the unpopularity of a pedophile war monger that the GOP lacked the spine to call out.
Kinda sucks that the Artemis II crew, already having so many things to think about, will also be forced to make sure they have on-point, feel-good responses to whatever dumb shit the President says.
Fuck, specifically, Patrick Ruffini. I will take great joy in witnessing his demise, metaphorical or literal.
Did he not read last night's election results?
wow that is WILD
"Something, something Iran good. Something, something immigrants bad. Then bingo! We win..." Wow. lol
As someone who was present during the celebrations in 1976, I'm certainly not feeling "good vibes" for 2026.
I can’t tell you how much I’m giggling at the idea that we’re going to have ‘good vibes’!
Trump is going to make the 250th all about him and the majority will absolutely hate it
Dismissing the base of your party—that’s how you blow the midterms.🤦🏿♂️
Hamburger was $26 for 2.5 lbs at Costco today and gas was $5.05 a gallon. Yesterday I paid $20 for a burger, fries and soda. Bring on the midterms.
He left out the part about conquering Cuba.
Oh, let's let them have their happy thoughts. Oh, let's let them send ICE to the polls and watch people crawl over them to vote if necessary. It will make it all that much sweeter when they are DESTROYED in November
No one's even talking about going to the splashdown, which is by far the most not-going-to-happen thing on this list. Like for one thing getting him to the ship for that would be a nightmare.
I believe this is an example of what the young people today call “cope.”
Look, the plan is simple: - Genie
It's an administration full of rake steppers; where do they think they are getting good news from? Artemis - hey, let's cut NASA's budget! America 250 - blood sports on the WH lawn! Votes - Hey Republicans - vote in favor of ICE thugs and pointless wars!
So, do nothing but lie seems to be the game plan.
Is it bad when your five point list of how to do well in the midterms contains at least three points that zero people are going to care about?
But the GOP has been taking votes on some pretty unpopular stuff. Have your forgotten the ACA premium vote. The Medicaid cuts and SNAP cuts. The inability to stop ICE abuse of American citizens.
He's hilarious.
Trump is also going to press the "economy good" button for america's 250th
Yeah, that “deporting criminals” has really worked out well for them. And with old Marky Mark in charge, it’s gonna get much better I’m sure.
We're going to have the largest protest marches for 250 among celebrations that exclude the regime altogether.
Rippling fuel shortages throughout the economy....
Ratrick Puffini
The “good vibes” are going to be hard to pull off when people who get pissed at Trump every time they fill their gas tanks see him turn the 250 events into a celebration of his own birthday like he did with that embarrassing parade last year
midterm convention? I thought that was CPAC?
America 250 "good vibes" LOL
Someone needs to check his house or work place for a gas leak.
judging from his linkedin and posts he is pretty dumb
America 250 "good vibes"????? What a fucking joke. That's ALL gone. Hell, the damage done to "make it gone" will take the better part of a century to repair IF we're lucky.
Cpac went really well in deep red TX, so there’s that
Do they think Trump's "flood the zone with sh*t and distract them at every moment" strategy has left Americans with attention span long enough to remember Artemis and 250 in November?
It’s ONLY vibes from here on out. The Children’s Crusade 2026 edition.
He obviously doesn't know Trump.
2006 Ruffini would spit on 2026 Ruffini.
He's been in Don Jr.'s stash I see.
Patriotic points for the 250 go to GOP? They are underwater in every poll because they acting in ways even loyal republicans think is “unamerican”.
Having Trump ghosted in person by the crew would certainly lift my spirits.
That “some kind of successful resolution to Iran” is doing some heavy lifting in his strategy here
Ruffini is one of the worst hacks in the political sphere, even worse than Trende. It's always how good things are for Republicans. If I were a R running a campaign, I would never hire him. He's only going to give you rose colored views.
"America 250" was already a dead letter the moment Trump was elected. His attempt to make it all about him has made it even worse.
Bullet 1 is a no go. Trump has no solution for the Iran issue he created. That just leaves feel good photo ops and hoping to make Dems take unpopular votres. That is neither a campaign or governance strategy.
"America 250" could be a thing but you know Trump will make it all about himself rather than the country so it will ultimately make it worse for the Republicans
Americans love losing wars
Artemis splashdown? nah - we don't want him here in San Diego.
Does he even have clients anymore or does he just post full time??
I want the same stuff he's taking