biftechnoir @kenmegalopsuxos.bsky.social Liminal trickster figure. Everything to everyone and nothing to no one. By all means, please be weird.
The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social Author, very professional.
Buy my debut novel PRESTIGE DRAMA at https://geni.us/Prestige_Drama.
Get my extremely good memoir at www.mammybook.com
Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social that kangaroo what makes the game rec threads and such
puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social smartphone mama
https://linktr.ee/slowpuke
𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social We're heavily into the world of magnets now
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
Julia Evans @b0rk.jvns.ca programming and exclamation marks
blog: jvns.ca
zines: wizardzines.com
Eltripol @eltripol.bsky.social Eli Tripoli - Artist and Fanatic -
Seattle, WA He/Him
Elitripoli.com
https://linktr.ee/eltripol
Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social If there's something you hope will happen, well, maybe it will happen today.
🚫No AI Ever🚫
Selected prints available here: https://www.inprnt.com/collections/phineas/maybe-it-will-happen-today/
Steve Lacey @steve.ly Software Engineer 🚀 Founder 🔥 Investor 🎒 Traveler
🏝️ coworkations.com 🤠 gun.io 🕹️ scorbit.io 👨💻 steve.ly
Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social Host of Tangible Vibe Shift
Martin Kleppmann @martin.kleppmann.com Associate Professor at @cst.cam.ac.uk, researching decentralised systems and security protocols. Advisor to the Bluesky team. Wrote “Designing Data-Intensive Applications” (O’Reilly). he/him
Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org I'm Jeffrey Rowland! Fancy businessman @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. Owner of 60+ chairs. He/Him
Patreon: wigu.club
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social I used to tape my curtains shut.
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
dan mentos @danmentos.com 
laura 🦠 @ecto.bsky.social 
atrophy wife @zuzareal.com slavic doll she/her
writing short stories here: https://www.zuzareal.com
aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social me again. mr boop guy you remember.
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social 
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social 
Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid Leader of the Ankh-Morpork Posters' Guild. autistic. sorry for whatever I skeeted. she/her but you can also call me dude, bro, guy, idc.
DON'T ASK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
Mrs. Cake
rains of spaniel's.
chili.
fog.
Mrs. Cake
Emma Tolkin @emmatolkin.bsky.social Yes I wrote the hobbit
bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social lol
prints :: http://www.oliverleach.com/contactpurchase-inquiry
secret base :: https://discord.gg/Mr8qUDgtZp
Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social Three word phrase guy. Work in animation. 
derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social locked account
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team i'm the most RESPECTFUL transsexual journalist in the world™
@khronos.world
tightpussy.shop
katea.gay
she/her
people i've turned trans: 265
UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face
DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social Your leading source for sickly and disturbing news and one of a kind goo from a puddle. Home for healthy and liberating discussion on all things nasty and slimy. March on sisters!
Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social Actress, Writer, Creator of Philosophy Tube ⚔️
Lohar in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON; Eurus in STAR WARS; Nocturne in BALDUR’S GATE 3; Hotspur in THE PRINCE; also @KillJamesBond ✨👑
What's All This Then @whatsallthispod.bsky.social The podcast about Britain from Charlotte McDonnell and Libby Watson. New episodes every Monday, and Thursdays on Patreon.
https://whatsallthisthenpod.com
Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social Buy my book, A PHYSICAL EDUCATION
a Marketplace and Scientific American pick for 2025!
science writer/author
Newsletter shesabeast.co
couchtobarbell.com
Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com Cartoonist ➡️ THE MOONLIT SPIRAL (10/6/26) • CLEOPATRA IN SPACE • SPIDER-MAN: MMTU • Mini Print Club ⬇️
❤️ linktr.ee/mikemaihack ❤️
Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com Unofficial quotes, news, and links from the greatest show ever, Arrested Development. Formerly bluthquotes on twitter rip.
If Books Could Kill @ifbookspod.bsky.social A podcast about the airport books that captured our hearts and ruined our minds.
Patreon: patreon.com/ifbookspod
Merch: ifbookspod.dashery.com
Tangled @tangled.org https://tangled.org is the next-generation social coding platform.
→ Docs: https://docs.tangled.org
→ Discord: chat.tangled.org
→ IRC: #tangled @ libera.chat
Low Orbit Tourist 🌍📷 @loworbittourist.bsky.social Google Earth is my copilot. Pictures of places I've never been. Hi-res / 4k on tumblr
NO AI - NO NFT
@LowOrbitTourist on Instagram
@LowOrbitTourist@pixelfed.fr
https://loworbittourist.tumblr.com/
Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social artist of sorts
NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social Fan page of Ernie Bushmiller’s legendary comic strip Nancy.
This year is the 93rd. anniversary of Nancy’s first appearance(January2,1933)
Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social im skeetin here
marbenx.itch.io
👨🏽🛁 https://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/
tinybaby @tiny.baby 
Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social Director of Pentiment, Pillars of Eternity I & II, Fallout: New Vegas. Studio Design Director @ Obsidian Entertainment. 🇺🇸EN/🇩🇪DE ♂
Interview/conference inquiries to pr@obsidian.net
Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social I am a stand-up comedian and that is okay
https://linktr.ee/gracejarvis
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social 🐰 Boss baby | @adverbsetc.bsky.social
https://ngl.link/lizzieposte | Beem: @lizzieposte
CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social dissin' your fly girl
yoinkin' your memes
(not the guy from twitter)
Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com threads.com/@malwaretech
https://linkedin.com/in/malwaretech
https://marcushutchins.com
kat cosgrove @kat.lol village sorcerer @villagesql.com
local bigfoot enthusiast
kubernetes steering committee, release team subproject lead, sig docs tech lead, uwubernetes, colorado springs via memphis
she/they
LongFormHoe @libbycwatson.com co-host of @whatsallthispod.bsky.social
whatsallthisthenpod.com
twitch.tv/libtron
libbycwatson.com for writing commissions
Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social https://www.prhspeakers.com/speaker/patricia-lockwood
bortposting @bortposting.bsky.social it’s just brown and water.
Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social It’s Mr. Chau, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. Chau
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and @amityvilleville.bsky.social. I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me.
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social I'm that YouTuber who taught you how dishwashers work. Guess I'm tryin' out the whole Bluesky thing now.
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/technologyconnections
call me david cage im so adroit she becomes humid @3liza.bsky.social i have to wear gloves most of the time because of a severe skin condition, hence the typos. im afraid you will just have to deal with it.
throne.com/threeliza
https://3liza.com
twitch.tv/threeliza
scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social Understands comics… mostly… Now on sale: THE CARTOONISTS CLUB, co-created with the legendary Raina Telgemeier! https://bit.ly/CartoonistClub And I'm also working on a massive book about visual communication; learn more at scottmccloud.com.
Anthony Clark @nedroid.com The cartoonist, not the “Yes, Dear” guy
Nedroid.com
@mrdanack.bsky.social @mrdanack.bsky.social 
Adam Warren @adamwarren.bsky.social Freelance comics writer and artist. Creator of the ongoing 'sexy superhero comedy' series EMPOWERED, published by Dark Horse Comics and now serialized as a webcomic.
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social One of the most cromulent accounts about the Simpsons. DM suggestions!
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com Snarkmonger. Chief Cloud Economist at The Duckbill Group.
he/him.
Get my opinionated take on AWS news: http://lastweekinaws.com/t/
Signal: 833-AWS-BILL (833-297-2455)
Rick Brewster @rickbrew.bsky.social I'm Rick Brewster, author of Paint.NET! I'll be tweeting about .NET, C#, Paint.NET, graphics, Windows things. https://paint.net
Sarah Nash @nashface.bsky.social Boardgames, tarantulas and operetta. Always trying to find more time to play the Sims 2.
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social Author of John Dies at the End, formerly David Wong of Cracked.com fame 
Gergely Orosz @gergely.pragmaticengineer.com Writing The Pragmatic Engineer (@pragmaticengineer.com), the #1 technology newsletter on Substack. Author of The Software Engineer's Guidebook (engguidebook.com). Formerly at Uber, Skype, Skyscanner. More at pragmaticengineer.com
Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social It’s Liv agar
Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Blu Mar Ten @blumarten.bsky.social blumarten.com
wardown.industries
blumartenmusic.com
memoriam.stream
whytwo.uk
the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social many will enter, few will win
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Hank of Decline
Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social No longer in good standing with the New York State bar
My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com talking my shit on @boontavista.com + @savantgardepod.bsky.social
world’s normalest Philadelphia Flyers fan.
aviation enthusiast, australian [derogatory]
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
leon @leyawn.bsky.social i'm leon
Boonta Vista @boontavista.com The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia.
hosted by Ben,
@lucyxiv.boontavista.com
@illybocean.boontavista.com
@aynrandy.boontavista.com
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Blockhead @blockheadnyc.bsky.social Hi... I make beats and dumb jokes
https://blockheadmusic.store/
Booking: Chris.swartz@dynamictalent.com
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social Oh god not again (📺🎬: ITG, 📚: Curtis Brown)
Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social Here we go again
Kate Beaton @katebeaton.bsky.social Comics and things
Jim Salter @jimsalter.bsky.social I'm the Jim Salter that writes about Linux, FreeBSD, ZFS, Wi-Fi, and so forth. You may've seen my stuff at Ars Technica, Wirecutter, Smallnetbuilder (RIP) or wherever there's nerdery afoot. Much more active at: https://fosstodon.org/@jimsalter
Mint Royale @mint-royale.com Heading back into the circus but I’ve got headlights on my crocs so it’ll be fine
Music etc. at https://mintroyale.ffm.to/makeyou
Laurie Penny @pennyred.bsky.social 
TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com 🚀rockit network engineer
👩🏼💻ethernet fangirl
🛜 weird use cases & silly tech!
💌 tracket@tracketpacer.com
🌎 tracketpacer.com
Palantir HR Officer @audrocur.bsky.social Former child, current adult
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social female actress, girl comedian
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
Cera Gibson @ceragibson.bsky.social Stream ✨Eclipse✨
Musician | Silly Guy
Management: scott@waldmgmt.com
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
antisocial influencer
[she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom
"fart" @jonhendren.com tall but otherwise normal
sydney
jonhendren.com
I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com 2/9ths of Peabody award winning podcast @boontavista.com
Piss man with the ultimate skeleton
illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com guy who talks a lot on @boontavista.com and makes dinner and sometimes takes photos of birds.
(he/him)
podcast here 👉 http://boontavista.com/
Hanny @supsuphannah.bsky.social I like hotdogs and have many small porcelain horses