Dearest Creature🎄 @midnightland.bsky.social I used to be a real go-getter
I used to think it'd all get better
✨a touch of magic, a touch of madness, a touch of melancholy✨
nostalgic | elder emo | spooky | thicc | taken | probably asleep | 🔞
Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs. Pennsylvanian.
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
Bluebird11 @bluebird11.bsky.social ✅Pro-peace
✅Democracy defender
✅CALL CONGRESS https://5calls.org/
✅EMAIL CONGRESS https://resist.bot/
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺🇺🇦
Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack https://linktr.ee/NoelCaslerComedy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=8fc21144-7ec4-4c40-94ca-b6170fa44c5e•find me: http://noelcasler.com 🔥
Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social The official account of Comedy Bang! Bang! and CBB World.
cbbworld.com
God @skeetofgod.bsky.social Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.
David Friedman @ironicsans.com Filmmaker, writer, occasional historian
davidfriedman.info
The Comedian Drew Portnoy @drewportnoy.bsky.social 🎭 German/English language comedian
🗞️ Co-Founder 20percent.berlin
George Hahn @georgehahn.com Humorist, urbanist, satirist, sartorialist, minimalist, soloist, bicyclist, mid-century modernist on no one’s to-do list.
Jax Persists @jaxpersists.bsky.social Veteran | Mom | PTSD/MST | Veteran Advocate | Politically moderate, left leaning | Software Engineer | GenXtra | Chaos coordinator | Shit show supervisor | UNC fan by birth. UCLA fan by matriculation. LSU fan by marriage | Saints | Dodgers
Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social Opinion columnist covering gender and politics at The Guardian. Writer in residence at the Michelle R. Clayman Institute for Gender Research. Host of the podcast In Bed with the Right. Real piece of work.
John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social Dad ☆ Husband ☆ Low-Key Nerd ☆ EdD / JD
https://logicallyjc.substack.com/subscribe
Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com Standing up comedian & host of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny. Appeared on Conan, Tonight Show, Late Late Show & more. I quit Bryan Adams' band.
Jimmypardo.com
Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes.bsky.social Comic, producer, writer, stunt double, wife, mother, and know-it-all. Coming to a city near you...maybe.
#PleaseandThankYou Tour 2025 tickets on-sale now: wandasykes.com
Vance couch @vancescouch.bsky.social Let’s January sixth a Burger King
- Couch formerly owned by jd Vance
Randy Rainbow @randyrainbow.bsky.social 4X EMMY® and GRAMMY®-nominated comedian, actor, singer, producer, NYT Bestselling author. TeamRainbow@wmeagency.com
ROSIE ODONNELL @rosie.com mom comic actor
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on Hulu.
linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani
George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social Recovering lawyer | Owned by a Pembroke Corgi | Host of Psycho Politics pod and contributor, @TheBulwark.com | Crappy pol | Trying to figure out Substack
substack.com/@gtconway
Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social Comedian and renowned blood traitor.
Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social Cartoonist
Your Comic Muse @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social My bluesky page dedicated to comedy, comedians and their fans. 🎶 Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think...🎶
Aunt Ruth @auntruth.bsky.social I've spent my life in the southern USA, but my people aren't from around here. Older than the Pope. And, yes, I can drive a stick.
Gypsican 🤙🏼 @gypsican.bsky.social Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
David @dondanger.bsky.social Shitpost enthusiast
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Breck Wilhite @breckwilhite.bsky.social To me, honor has always been important. People laugh when I say this. But, when I explain to them that, to me, honor is both believing & practicing empathy, fairness, & respect, most stop laughing. Those who don't, I know, have no honor.
Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social swearing, emojis, typos, alt text
my shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
create your own feed link:
https://tinyurl.com/pimpyourfeed
the high-priestess of Nin-kilim 🪨 akrul @cassiterite.bsky.social it's an ore of tin!
Alexandra! mid 30s commie dork, ΘΔ&, synthwave/dungeonsynth artist, polymath, #somewords: https://bsky.app/hashtag/somewords?author=cassiterite.bsky.social
https://cass-iter-ite.com
ask me about website commissions!
she/any, 21+
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
𝐚𝐥𝐢 🧩 @holojester.bsky.social get it?
⠀
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens
26
He/him
🏳️🌈
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalkds2xhaam
Liz Lets Loose @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know
Some skeets folks liked more than others: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zwszizux54wjapnccj5r2lwf/feed/top-skeets
RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.
(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.
Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social i think i might already be gone;
so long & thanks for all the fish 🫡
shit that hit (for whatever reason):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaabfut25mghe
take care of each other (bye!)👋🏻💖
alt pfp/bgp: starfish/bitch
Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
cru jonze @carnitas.bsky.social Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Struggalo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4
Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
orcus @goblin.news Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
👹🐍☠️
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Worm Profile (my picture is a bug) @lightwavers.bsky.social 🕯️ Shadowed Sparklight
🎼 Waveform out of Time
🩶 Draconic Soulshard ΔΘ
xe/xir | she/her | it/its
🐂 https://mastodon.social/@Lightwavers
🦋 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:27zprdaxmzjdffob56z2jbx3/feed/aaaedbgiu7i4w
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Wine Mom Wrote a Mystery @winemommystery.bsky.social I wrote a cozy mystery at 50.
THE DEVIL WIND MURDERS
Link below⬇️
BOOK LINK: https://books.apple.com/us/audiobook/the-devil-wind-murders-a-vi-sandoval-mystery/id1804920377
#crime #crimenovel #humor
#California
Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social Guy on an island.
Rolling Stone [Unofficial] @rollingstone.com.web.brid.gy Music, Film, TV and Political News Coverage
🌉 bridged from 🌐 https://rollingstone.com/: https://fed.brid.gy/web/rollingstone.com
actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
art @fenncc bsky/insta/tmblr
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social
I can explain
https://howardmittelmark.com/about
Haiku Poetry @haiku-poetry.bsky.social Haiku Poetry (written by myself)
📍Switzerland
Lawrie 🇨🇦🍁 @lawrie123.bsky.social #TeamCanada #Manitoba Nothing too serious here. Taking care of business and minding my own.
Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social I Draw, I Drink Coffee and I Drop It Like It's Hot!
Caribbean
Times are hard and I'm up for whoring myself out*
*Doing drawings for money
My Linktree: https://linktr.ee/BennyTheDirtyMocha
https://t.crdtg2.com/331727/5165?aff_sub5=SF_006OG000004lmDN
Jaspor @jaspor.bsky.social Writes stuff, plays games (mostly D&D), drinks beer, develops software, recites 90s lyrics, enjoys smut, has a guitar.
https://www.dmsguild.com/
clam_daniel @spoon-fl5.bsky.social Sublime idiot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaakdiaqypw6q
BBW Simon Anne Garfunkel @catenthusiast.bsky.social I love DP (Dolly Parton)
human @bshuman.bsky.social wannabe comedian/poet/human
For more joy: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvnnwbdmdhsghqiw4/feed/aaadvkzg7hbmk
Tabby🪶 @findmeinthecreek.bsky.social Misfit millennial in coastal SC. 🌙🌴
Fossil hunter, rock polisher.
More interested in nature than people. Expect cat posts.
Jemma @cygnus5.bsky.social Masshole in Maine
Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social ESL teacher. Software gremlin. Language learner. Dog guardian. Too tired to argue with you.- P Pink Opal Rose @pinkopalrose.bsky.social I love art & music & cooking & baking & reading & animals & am nuerospicy lol. I have chronic health problems & PTSD. Democrat, obviously. I don't post much but follow lots because I'm isolated & lonely 😔
Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social These comics are only visible to cool people!!
Support me: https://patreon.com/shencomix // Store: https://topa.to/shen
Bread John @breadery.bsky.social Punk Rock and Parmesan
Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di
Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
ChronicallyHumored @chronicallyhumored.bsky.social 🥄 Auntie Spoonie
🤍 Advocacy and Audacity
🌀 Feelings, flares, and funny little truths
🏳️🌈She/Her
📍 Maine, USA 🌲
📢 If you get it, you belong here.
Angela Rachael @artinwords.bsky.social Art. Music. Nature. Spirituality. Writer. Creator of #firewords280. #BookSky and coffee. Above all else, a human being, endlessly creating and rising against the machine. 🧋🧘🏻♀️🎶
https://benable.com/CosmicCreatress
Charles "Skeeter" Conway @charlesconway.creator.blue 💙 Follow me on spotify and I'll love you forever 👉🏻 https://bit.ly/charlesconway
Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social Comedian etc
Hoofie Girl @kaitisnotreal.bsky.social Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not)
If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light?
Fake it til you break it
Potato's Grandma
The original Pony Baloney™️
Zesti @zesti.bsky.social I have happiness management issues.
Zkeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jo7xmzflwxoxev2wyssejbca/feed/aaago6x5a7twm
🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social I'm 🎀FANCY🎀 very very 🎀FANCY🎀
FACT CHECKING OR TELLING FANCY WHAT TO DO IS STRICKLY PROHIBITED! IT REALLY PISSES 🎀FANCY🎀 OFF! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT! SO DON'T DO IT!
Be Respectful 🎀 Or Be Removed~
The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social We explore the history of the English countryside and its people. Chaotic Good.
https://merl.reading.ac.uk/
marlo @marlo.ooo 34. knows too much swedish, not enough finnish. pop culture enthusiast & absolut skitunge. up and coming something or other. singer & writer. she/her (hon/henne). ML ☭ pfp: @drewpont.bsky.social en/sv/fi
https://marlo.omg.lol | http://ko-fi.com/marlo
Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social Bitch 😎 lover 😽 child 👼 mother 🦾 sinner 👹 saint 🎅 sometimes feel ashamed 🧚♂️
Josh Ruben @joshruben.bsky.social horror making noise boy
Vic Michaelis @vicmmic.bsky.social actor + improviser + sorry about the birds
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social kind cunt
https://linktr.ee/pallavigunalan
anna ! @scrambieggs.bsky.social i’m anna
Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
🦢=🦖 She/her
nora @downtownkitty.com 
perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social cockless spanielgirl
radfem
https://www.wattpad.com/user/shiningangelx
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social the king of slurm! the emperor, even, of slurm!
kylie, themeny of the state,,, @kylie.hater.club The Costco Mae Martin // sports, socialism, sapphics. // they/them // LAX/TUL/NYC // reps: Established Artists, Feral Talent // pfp: blonde enby at Nine Inch Noize annoyed by a man, banner: Ludicolo // the very loud opinions are my own
Pat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz The experiment requires that we continue. My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions. Some of these are jokes. Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue, @built.blue
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
aaron mister anthropic @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.
Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social Leaked photo of heaven
She/her NYC
https://linktr.ee/kathbarbadoro