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ɹǝʌɐǝʍ @weaver.bsky.social I tend complex systems, mostly by helping people.
Humankind developed and lost the bow and arrow at least twice.
GPT delendum est
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Paul Osman @paulosman.bsky.social Software engineer. I like databases and systems.
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Passive Londoner, active Oaklander.
Only eats kosher planets.
Also @yoz@mastodon.social.
Andrew @a.ndrw.dev Part of this complete breakfast
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store:
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Nick Stenning @nickstenning.bsky.social Infrastructure, humans, production operations, security. Oh, and dogs.
Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social full stack content engineer, portlander, t1d
he/him
Sean Klein @seanklein.bsky.social PM @ Azure. Modern Incident Analysis / Resilience Engineering. I turn service disruptions into 20-page Word documents. Also beer, travel, dogs, oxford commas, and snark. Opinions my own but could be yours too for a reasonable price!
Cail Young @cail.bsky.social Still trying to collect all the blue pages.
Vanessa HG @v-hue-g.bsky.social I like gossip and incidents (in tech).
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Webpage: https://people.eecs.berkeley.edu/~brecht/
The Irrational Decision: How We Gave Computers the Power to Choose for Us. (Princeton) https://press.princeton.edu/books/hardcover/9780691272443/the-irrational-decision
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com Staff Data Scientist, Bayesian Statistician, ML Engineer, and Software Architect in the Gaming/Entertainment Industry | Bayesian Statistics, Experimentation, Decision Theory, Guitar | Former Political Scientist
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https://www.susanpotter.net/
Annie Sexton @anniesexton.com 📹 I make tech videos
👩💻 Software engineer for 15 years
Developer Educator @ ngrok
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@AnnieSexton1
🎨 I also make comic books
Founder of Webcomic Studio: https://webcomic.studio/
Coda @codahale.com Standing athwart history, yelling Yes Daddy
critical slop studies @struthious.bsky.social Applied scientist working on LLM evaluation and publishing in AI ethics. Formerly: technical writing, philosophy. Urbanism nerd in my spare time. Opinions here my own. he/they 🏳️⚧️. https://boltzmann-brain.github.io/
Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com Sociologist. Author. Professor. Roosevelt Institute Fellow. Expert on families, schools, kids, privilege, and power. Bylines in NYT, WaPo, MSNBC, Atlantic, etc.
"Other countries have social safety nets. The US has women."
www.jessicacalarco.com
Carter Amelia Davis @sweetstench.bsky.social i make pictures and videos and post them online 🏳️⚧️ she/her
patreon.com/sweetstench
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Audrey Simonne @audgster.bsky.social Versatile platform software engineer with a focus on resilience and anti fragility.
I write here: https://leafinastorm.com
fearformz 👻 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇸 @freeformz.me Software engineer by day - Mostly Golang & Kafka stuff. Sometimes shell scripts.
PDX-ish⬅️CA⬅️MO⬅️NJ⬅️NY
All opinions my own ….
By night: mullerheavyindustries.com
Born @ 330.21 ppm
Married 27+ years to Latina Phd
morgan (grumpy trash panda) @monym.me Cronym from the bird site.
I used to do SRE stuff. I still do, but I used to, too.
prev: Netflix, Blizzard
🏳️⚧️ | she/her
Jed Brown @jedbrown.org Prof developing fast algorithms, reliable software, and healthy communities for computational science. Opinions my own. https://hachyderm.io/@jedbrown
https://PhyPID.org | aspiring killjoy | refuse epistemicide | he/they
Nathen Harvey @nathenharvey.bsky.social DORA, DevOps, Community, Gen AI, Google Cloud
Jeff Balboni @jbalboni.bsky.social Regular human software engineer. Western Mass
@lpeate.bsky.social @lpeate.bsky.social 
Data Bear 🏳️🌈 @dataandpolitics.net Data and Politics.
Engineer, then academic, now engineer again.
Daytime is AI/ML research.
I care a lot about the open Internet and security. Wikipedia administrator.
Very San Francisco with an ATLien heart.
A widow who misses their husband. 🏳️🌈
Paige Cruz @paigerduty.com 🔮 future alpaca shepherdess
➡️ currently education eng + CNCF Ambassador
⚙️ former SRE
blog: https://www.paigerduty.com/
Alex Wise @engineer.sitereliability.best Shitposter and lover of safety-critical complex systems
I'm on Germ DM 🔑
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N. Lim @finalhantasy.bsky.social 🤷🏻♀️
Adaptive Capacity Labs @adaptivecapacity.bsky.social We have broad and deep experience with accidents, incidents, & outages. We have decades of experience responding to accidents and incidents in information technology, medicine, aviation, nuclear power, and other domains. 
Sarah @agualimon.bsky.social doctor for humans, posts are my own.
Alyson van Hardenberg @westcoastaly.bsky.social Engineering director @honeycomb.io
Dabbler in all sorts of hobbies
Duck @duckalini.bsky.social Platform engineer. Genderqueer nonbinary. I talk tech, politics and life. But mostly pets (the cat is Bernard, the dog is Gus).
Pronouns: they/them 🏳️🌈
John Flournoy @johnflournoy.science johnflournoy.science
Research Scientist, statistical and psychometric methods focus
Also really into technical research infrastructure and tools. Feel free to reach out!
PhD. Pysch, Neuro, Stats, Methods, Phil of Sci.
Krista LaFentres (she/her) @lafentres.bsky.social 👩🎨 chief emoji officer
💻 staff eng
💪 powerlifting/strongwoman
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💭 always hungry
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Josh Parsons @walktothesun.bsky.social walktothesun from Twitter | hachyderm.io/@walktothesun
Platform Engineer @ Honeycomb | I do not succeed unless you succeed | Opinions are my own | he/him
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com 
@sloughter.dev @sloughter.dev 
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@resilienceinsoftware.org @resilienceinsoftware.org 
Erika Rowland @erikareads.bsky.social 
Mustafa Haddara @mustafahaddara.bsky.social THIS ACCOUNT IS NOT AN ACCOUNT OF PROFESSIONALISM
NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED WORDS ARE PUBLISHED HERE
Courtney Nash @courtneynash.bsky.social Internet Incident Librarian. Founder of the VOID. VP of the Resilience in Software Foundation
Ben Hanzl @benhanzl.bsky.social he/him; Engineering Manager at Honeycomb.io; Previously IZEA and Nordstrom Trunk Club. Always learning (mostly about tech).
Joel Hébert @pacane.bsky.social 
If Books Could Kill @ifbookspod.bsky.social A podcast about the airport books that captured our hearts and ruined our minds.
Patreon: patreon.com/ifbookspod
Merch: ifbookspod.dashery.com
Hazel Mouse @squeaks.love interests include music, climate, art, computer
she/her 🏳️⚧️
https://on.soundcloud.com/MwHHK9fbHpRqBLS8A
Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play @r4v5.imgay.lol trying to keep my head above the water long enough for it to boil
This is Fine! @thisisfinepod.com This is Fine! A podcast about resilience engineering and software.
Find Episodes, notes, etc, on https://www.thisisfinepod.com/
Tanya Reilly @whereistanya.bsky.social https://noidea.dog
https://hachyderm.io/@whereistanya/
MarcPearsonTI @marcpearsonti.bsky.social Consultant en technologies de l'Information, Formateur, Programmeur. Passionné de technologies de toutes sortes mais pas tous les jours, faut-être parent parfois :)
Keven Lefebvre @k11e.com Consultant @ k11e.com, Senior Dev @ Shopify
Father, tech enthusiast, homelaber, singer, writer, entrepreneur, ex-founder, self-taught
Français / English
Olivier Lafleur @olivierlafleur.com Papa de 5. Senior Software Developer chez GoDaddy.
📍 Lévis, QC 🇨🇦
RaphCô @rafpifpaf.bsky.social Tech kiddo, loves people, thinks we should sleep way more. And drink more water.
Also starting to love traveling too!
https://raphaelcote.com/en/
@saglac.io @saglac.io 
quail @quail.wtf A cursed quail. I think too much about databases.
Lynn Cherny @arnicas.bsky.social Into creative ML/AI, NLP, data science and digital humanities, narrative, infovis, games, sf & f. Consultant, ds in Residence at Google Arts & Culture. (Lyon, FR) Newsletter arnicas.substack.com.
v buckenham @v21.bsky.social hello again
made (and continuing to make) downpour.games, a game-making app that anyone can use
also i have a website: v21.io
Martha Henson @marthasadie.bsky.social Digital producer/consultant/product manager/mentor/user researcher/game mechanic. Eclectic. Nature nerd. Proto yoga studies scholar. Isle of Wight Biosphere. Old Internet Person (the title of my newsletter) www.marthahenson.com
Colette Alexander @colettecello.bsky.social I'm a cellist, mom, co-host of @thisisfinepod.com, ex-HashiCorp, ex-Spotify. Talk to me about resilience engineering 💜
Ana Hevesi @anthrocypher.bsky.social Dev tools as culture accelerators. Collaborative computing shenanigans.
Principal, Uploop.dev.
Ex Stack Overflow, early Node.js
Here for the deliberate practice of a brighter future.
@voidincidents.bsky.social @voidincidents.bsky.social 
Total Crap @totalcrap.bsky.social Total Crap présente le pire de la télé et du cinéma. Des affaires tellement mauvaises, mais tellement drôles qu'on ne garantit pas votre santé mentale à la fin d'une de nos soirées!
Gabriel Le Breton @gableroux.com Developer | Open Source Enthusiast | Game.ci Contributor
Fluent in French, English, and many programming languages
Making Builds and Tests easier for game devs
Reach me: gableroux.com | game.ci/discord
Infoman @infomantv.bsky.social L'émission satirique la plus populaire au Québec!
Carole-Ann Labrie @calabrie.bsky.social Cofondatrice et directrice générale de Capitale numérique et organisatrice d'événements : Rendez-vous numérique et Interface - Québec.
Stochastic Resiliency Engineer @ohno.computer There but for the grace of clowns go I ✨he/him ✨Welcome to the Anthrobscene
Located on unceded Ohlone territory.
Content automagically deleted periodically.
jimprov @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com Chimpanzee dealer
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com Snarkmonger. Chief Cloud Economist at The Duckbill Group.
he/him.
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Signal: 833-AWS-BILL (833-297-2455)
Marie Curieuse @plumelibre.bsky.social Québec 
Arpon Basu @arponbasu.bsky.social The Athletic’s senior columnist on the Montreal Canadiens, co-host of the Basu and Godin Notebook podcast, regular contributor for Habs on TSN. Subscribe at:
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Randall Koutnik @rkoutnik.bsky.social Staff engineer at Figma, driving innovation into new ways to round corners.
I wrote a book on RxJS! https://pragprog.com/titles/rkrxjs/build-reactive-websites-with-rxjs/
Jamu Kakar @jkakar.bsky.social Cofounder of Blaide. Audio chisel. Slow clapper. Foot stomper.
Andy Fleener @andyfleener.bsky.social
Humanist, Systems Thinker, Safety Nerd, VP of Engineering at Monoline, Devopsdays MSP Organizer, Chaos Engineering Book Contributor, he/him
Brian P Hogan @bphogan.com Technical content expert, author, educator, people manager, and software dev. He/Him. http://bphogan.dev
Alex Hidalgo @alex-hidalgo.com I'm back! | Field CTO at Nobl9 | Author of The SLO Book. | "SRE's Raconteur" | I like dogs more than people.
Ron Gantt @rongantt.bsky.social Interested in safety, resilience engineering, cognitive systems engineering. Co-host @ punkrocksafety.com. Working to create the conditions for human thriving at work. 
Fred Plamondon @fredplamondon.bsky.social Professeur, département de management (ESG-UQAM)
"Nummati illegitimi non carborundum"
Kent Quirk @kentquirk.bsky.social Staff Software Engineer at Honeycomb.io. Former gamedev, into bikes and making things (mostly woodworking and code). I’m probably too much of a generalist. Very much on the progressive side. Opinions are mine.
@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com Incident response & management+human factors in software development & operations.
“How many incidents does it take to get to the center of a sociotechnical system?"
(Yes, that @jpaulreed on The Old Bird Site/Mastodon)
Jean-Michel Plourde @jmplourde.com Coding, amateur pianist, books, BJJ, gym, dogs, outdoor, Quebec. Software developer
Rand Arete @nulldivide.com algebraist | archer | acrobat
we keep us safe
💖💜💙
he/they
Gordon Radlein @maascamp.bsky.social Dad @home. Eng Director @Datadog. 🇯🇲 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
Leigh Honeywell @hypatia.bsky.social Security, diversity, housing, Canadian stuff 🇨🇦. Cofounder and CEO of @tallpoppy.bsky.social; more at leighhoneywell.com
Martin @martinholman.co.nz professional cheese hungus, no malarkey
Jess Mink @another-engineer.bsky.social Engineering Director
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