nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social It’s not peer pressure, it’s just your turn
Danderthal @inth3.bsky.social Deleted skeet count: 6
Jay @jaydenjamess.bsky.social ATL
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social not a sexbot
or a bot at all
or a sex even
a mysterious fourth thing
Dingo Jackson @thedingodaily.com "An almost unimaginable waste of potential!"
- My 3rd Grade Teacher
- 1/3 of The Dingo Weekly Podcast.
- Drives in Eco Mode.
- Can not identify most birds.
Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social asshat
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
Toes @monotoes.bsky.social Cat dad
Autistic
Agnostic
Nerdy
Probably avoiding something else.
https://ngl.link/dumbassb
Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social If you take my posts seriously we both lose.
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Byron P. Dye 🔻 @byronpdye.com I live in a barn. Gardener and groundskeeper--the obvious murder suspect. Garden variety homo. I post plant stuff, cats, your dinner, the funnier. Peace to you human
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h52nyfiwl2qyhoary7n2hx76/lists/3mar5az7rus2x
Mal @hollowverses.bsky.social Mal wuz here
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Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social Save Democracy eat a TACO 🌊 2547🌊
#NotMyPresident
Non-Practicing American
“I’m just a silly girl”.
Laughing instead of crying 🧚♀️ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed. I am always joking on here so lighten up.
💙🌈🟧🍺🍕🌮🍩📚🏃♀️k
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social bsky locked me out temporarily and now i'm evil sometimes
especially when @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social forgets her password or the app is being dumb
or maybe you're dumb ydk i'm evil b*tch!
this whole thing could be a plot to steal your jewels! 😈💅
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
David @david277.bsky.social 
The Bath Bomb Dealer 🛁 🫧 @jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com Woman Owned Business | 30+ | Capricorn | Mama x 1 | Business + Personal Account | Handcrafted, Organic, Vegan Friendly | EST Sept. 2015 | College Graduate | DnD Lover | Gardener 💨
Ko-Fi 👉🏽 https://ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybeanbathbombs
Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social Once was an architect.
Wangal land. DOB 329.43 ppm CO2. #GenXClub 🤞#NoDickheads.
I receive DMs from mates. Any others will be deleted without response.
I can’t send you money. Refusal may offend.
I HATE MICROSOFT.
They’re skeets.
BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.
MommyingHard @mommyinghard.bsky.social Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 fur babies. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
bubbles 🫧💕 @imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social just a girl doin dumb shit and you can't stop me | denver, CO | 31 | bi | evermore is taylor's best album | free 🇵🇸 | i will fb anyone 18+ just ask!
https://ngl.link/imcryingpotatoes
☠🏴☠️Mutiny After Midnight🏴☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social A muse
A Siren
A Situation
A Chaos
A Pirate
A finely tuned sound tsunami.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury.
Honky Tonk Mind
Head High, Fuck Em All
Hunter Biden Energy
Make Art Not Friends
Fueled by Johnny Blue Skies 🐢🌌💙
aric @aghastronaut.com Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard
(he/him)
@thededucers.bsky.social @thededucers.bsky.social 
Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social A bindle full of blues
Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2
Some people liked these:
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Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Grayman @grayman.bsky.social I like food, weird cars, wrestling, and oxford commas.
Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @mslisam.bsky.social Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
"As seen on Twitter"
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2027 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social Just A Dude in the American Dystopia - - Prince of Tides - Building Mysteries - - Adults Only - 🪦 Twitter, not on X 🌕🐺🌑
Latest T M @manicbrainpain.bsky.social Trauma^🚨
Bipolar FTM, Schizoaffective-poetry practicer
politics & personal experiences on YouTube https://youtube.com/@latesttm?si=oixbGSZACXvS1NLt
Or rumble lol for deleted shit I’m bored man sorry https://rumble.com/v79z5v4-hanta-virus-explained.html
MisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social 
Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames
Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social Ethical porn made by a queer nonbinary artist so you can jerk off in peace! 🔞 NSFW
NO AI IS USED TO MAKE MY PORN
Fansly: https://fansly.com/DarkDeeny
Patreon: patreon.com/Darkdeeny
Tips greatly appreciated: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
K Spesh @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social just some dorky white guy
I haven’t a clue what’s going on
my bsky wife:
@augustreverie.bsky.social 💟
my masterpieces:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
Davoid @davoid.bsky.social Crickets' Choice award winner
M'brain woimz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagfqyoyn76q
John @johncnj.bsky.social Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaggrgfgbb7k
Scott Millen @thescottmillen.bsky.social You shall not pass.
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Elle Thatcher @skullznbunnies.bsky.social Mom to a son…two fur babies…and those who can’t adult…collect vinyl and bad habits…crochet shit and read shit…love everything horror…
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social huge fan of honesty and respect for same. born with wink in the year of nike. begetter of three z’s. devout believer in tahbishah
haden reynolds (Robert) @hadenreynolds.bsky.social wind in bamboo forest...spirit making furniture, or tearing it apart
blm
RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
Dan Dan Noodles @ramblon.bsky.social Dad, Nature Lover, Badger State Dem. Cooking is love. Hiking is therapy.
Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social Nerd. Deep south lib. RTR.
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social Death Enthusiast
https://tripwreck.com
Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social Just a right flippin’ goof
My bsky husband: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social 💟
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
Older: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/top-skeets
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social I teach math in a public high school in red rural USA.
🩵🤍🩷💙💛🤎🖤🍁
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.
average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social Artist. Researcher. Beat Saber Expert.
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
recents https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
once liked https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Jim Abraham @yhzweatherguy.bsky.social Meteorologist. Started Canada’s hurricane research and forecast program. Past-President CMOS: https://www.cmos.ca/site/about/cmos?nav=sidebar
Born 314ppm CO2; we're now 425ppm!
Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Abbi @ifurabbianduknowit.bsky.social I read and I don’t know things
BlobStar @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 44
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social Live & Let Blurb.
Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social 🖤 Ghetto Carrie Bradshaw 💅🏽 | PoliSci BA
📚 Politics, power, accountability & stories erased on purpose
👇 Follow to learn what the textbooks left out
https://stan.store/gxldsociety/p/red-white-and-fcked-the-real-story-of-america
Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Crabby fucker. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things.
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
Placeholder 🏳️⚧️ 🐈⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social they/them
Trans Poker-Playing Thelemite
Host of Wannabe: A Poker Diary
Stay-at-home catmom
Studio93 Broadcasting:
Poker Thu-Sun, Chill Vibes Always
Twitch.tv/studio93presents
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
Lewis LaCook @lewislacook.bsky.social poet-laureate of the feeling that something ain’t quite right
poet / musician / engineer
https://linktr.ee/lewislacook
https://lewislacook.org
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6SBbL2LlYbNodec3BpQ7Cf?si=cEjqHn0lRySG38KDb7_ilg
Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social she/her • live nude cartoon
🎨Vincent Van Bro @vincentvanbro.bsky.social Just three dudes in a trench coat
Contributor at @wonderpark.bsky.social
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social I read Silmarillion.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: me wearing a hoodie from Jules and a cream hat with green text: duzzn matta
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw
Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social swearing, emojis, typos, alt text
my shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
create your own feed link:
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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser.
American. Trump sucks.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/feed/top-skeets
FrostMantis @ogruddawg.bsky.social Born at 361 ppm, He/Him
Mech. Engineering/QC Chemistry Tech
Fan of arthropods, transit, & weather
Rapidly alternates between shit and earnestposting
Anti-fascist, AI skeptic, 🔞
Somewhere between socdem and anarchist?
🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (ally)
Fuck Admin 47, Fuck ICE
SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social Enabler, goofball, designer, and overcommitted hobbyist in Maine
Rob Abbot🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @rabbot62.bsky.social He/him. Gay dad of a queer kid. Social worker and family therapist. BLM. My memory is reserved for old humiliations and RPDR references.
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok
Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq
Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social "Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social From Ohio with ehh
blog: http://txtbased.media
the skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space he/him. old enough to remember when people smoked in malls. I also remember malls.
secrets of the ages: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6dejzgshz4iind3vumgmge6n/feed/aaadga2rp3giq
.:..!:. ᴍᴇɢꜱ .:!..:. @scrambledmegs.bsky.social I’d like to be irreverent and fun, but here we are.
Trying my best, but notably as flawed as anyone with this much self-awareness can be.
Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens
26
He/him
🏳️🌈
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalkds2xhaam
The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human…
word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate. Definitely foolish.
Just Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:umc6fov3mi46sjskx35qirwn/feed/aaaetdxpqz32i
PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social Moderately Witty
Best:
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Latest:
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