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Latest T M @manicbrainpain.bsky.social Trauma^🚨
Bipolar FTM, Schizoaffective-poetry practicer
politics & personal experiences on YouTube https://youtube.com/@latesttm?si=oixbGSZACXvS1NLt
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
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"It's the *class warfare*, stupid."
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed.
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woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
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The Aaron Space Museum @aaroncolborn.bsky.social Writer - Director - Emmy Winning Editor - Producer - Filmmaker
Veteran 🇺🇸 Bluesky's first Creedfluencer.
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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified.
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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social I was a snowball in hell.
[he/his]
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
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Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social i like geese and i bark at mailmen
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social Husband. Father. Goofy IT guy who reads nerdy books, plays drums, and has an unhealthy affinity for bourbon and the Oxford Comma.
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Monica Torres @monicatorrr.bsky.social Here we go again. HuffPost work, tech, and lifestyle reporter.
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snacky @mulberrysdream.bsky.social snacky (in all lowercase) is actually the name on my birth certificate.
i post lots of dog pictures. if you don't like dogs, kindly gtfo of my page 🐶
obsessed with music, animals, & skiing
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ⓘ this user is mountain mama
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Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
Miss Anya @missanyamind.bsky.social Democracy, Cats, Caffeine, Cancer Survivor
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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
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Julia 🇨🇦 @juliapervy.bsky.social Northern Ontario, Canada
Hibernater.
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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social Pshaw is a word. Not the very model of a modern major anything.
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Sarah @cakey514.bsky.social Always Blue. Continuing to fight the good fight.
Chris 🩷 @dudewheresmycart.bsky.social Artist. Gamer. Dreamer.