Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · Jun 16 Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries
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I feel like this should go without saying, but: Yes I'm gonna blog it
But....
He doesn’t like equal employment!
Is that a pubic hair on my Coke?
I’m sorry wtf!!!
This is the place of employment where he sexually harassed Anita h Hill and other women. Fucker.
For a nanosecond before he appeared, there was a pubic hair on the camera lens so I knew he was coming up.
the frozen fuzzy view makes it look Huey Lewis.
not sure what's more shocking, The Person or The Entity the PSA is for
Justice Thomas and her husband need impeached and locked up
Back when he cared about his image. Now it’s just how much more he can get for himself.
Thomas was a DEI hire who did not deserve it
“He would later bring legal action that sought to disband the commission…”
Tell my uncle to retire and go home
Who would have thought??
When I realized the topic and era… I actually guessed correctly? Do I win anything? <touches earpiece> Just the deep existential horror that I already earned watching his confirmation hearings? I see.
Chairman 👀
Holy shit lol
A robed robber. Ought to have been sacked.
okay
Winner! When’s he getting painted white?
WTAF?
YO
I literally did the blinking guy meme
Ho-leeeee shit
Wow, looks like he doesn’t support equal opportunity anymore 🙄
You're correct! I did not guess!
Well I admit, my gob was smacked when Uncle Thomas popped up touting EEOC. Especially since Reagan's pic was looming over his shoulder, and he was not a fan of that commission.
Oh I see…a lifetime civil servant.
They must have paid him a lot!
My sister was an EEOC lawyer before and after Reagan sent Clarence Thomas to neuter the agency. He destroyed the work they were doing.
Long Dong Silver?!! . . . oh, wait, it's pubic hair on Coke can guy. Whatever happened to him?
You are right I literally gasped
Fatass Oreo Grifter Clarence Thomas pretending to be concerned about equality and the law.
He's always been scummy
God damn I hate the Cowboys
You're right....never would have guessed that EVER!
Whaaaat?
Oh. Oh no.
Da fook?!!?!
Did not see that coming. Wow!
Holy shit.
Jump scare!
That fucken guy
He believed in equal employment at one time? Is this a joke?
Makes sense from the Cowboys’ owner. Certainly doesn’t follow what he preached.
Jeezus christ on a pogo stick.
You are right!
Shoot me. 🤢🤬
He's reading off a card. It's obvious his heart wasn't in it.
Clarence Thomas is a lifelong fan of the Dallas Cowboys and became a personal friend of owner Jerry Jones who would gift him all sorts of things. If the Cowboys had an employment dispute Thomas would likely take the owner's side.
jeeeeeeeeez
kinda expected him to tackled to the floor by leon lett
Absolute jump scare
I was thinking Cosbie was going to throw to Cosby as some weird joke about his name but yeah did not anticipate that
GET OUT!!
Holy fucking shit! You were right, did NOT see that coming!
God. I wonder if there’s a litigator who has tried to fit in “teamwork pays off” in a brief or argument
Ha!!! Equal Employment!!!🤣🤣🤣
Yep. I Never would have gotten it.
Holy Shit.
😳
Wow, so he was actually a Black man.
He speaks?? Who knew! LOL
Damn, he got Kash Patel eyes
Ok, irony is not actually dead. Damn.
You were absolutely correct.
Wow.
Cmon man
Nope. I was never getting that right
😳
My guess was Alf and I really thought I nailed it.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa god damn it man, you didn't tell me it was a jump scare
omg you were right and I will never watch that again, now excuse me while I sip from a can of coke
You’re right.
🤮🤮🤮
Fuck that.
My money was on Pee Wee Herman. Nope.
ded
Wow at Clarence 😲😲😲
LOL
He sure changed his tune
That’s half the words he’s ever spoken.
WOW
CT before he found out how lucrative it is to be a race traitor. He has always been one ugly mf-er.
😱😱😱😱😱😱
I'd lobe an explanation for foreigner with no name/face recognition
You were correct!
Holy crap.
Yep, I'd have gone all 10,000
Probably got paid extra for that & pulled that ladder up just after, too.
Jesus…..
Brothers gotta get paid!
😳
EEOC specifically? No As soon as they said "and a team works together" and it was the 80s and the racial composition of the shots and I knew instantly it was race related What specific form, from "Dont Say Slurs" to "Hire Black People" etc, thats tricky But the broad strokes are pretty obvious
HOLY FORK!!!!! 😂
I was not ready for that.
Clarence Thomas, Chairman of EEOC. What a fluffing hypocrite.
Was that before the pubic hair in the coke can incident?
It explains why the EEOC sucked after this.
It's not that surprising given that it's one of the workplaces where he sexually harassed Anita Hill.
You're right; I didn't guess 😳
He's going to put a hit out on you for sharing this. 😄
He has a voice??
Does he have a clone? A robot double? An extradimensional counterpart?
That BUT from CT is telling. Sounds like he thinks equal employment should be a matter of personal responsibility, but it happens to also be a law (for now). At least that’s ideologically consistent: social change through motivating individuals not regulating them.
No way! WTF happened to him?
Whoa
Wow!
And you were right.
And now Clarence is a white nationalist American Nazi. An enemy of the American Republic. An American traitor conspiring against constitutional government.
Oh. That was a surprise.
My guess was OJ Simpson, so I think I get partial credit.
omfg
Dear Lord
Pubes sold separately.
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the TV
I was listing unlikely candidates through the whole thing and still didn't guess it, sigh.
Whaaaaaaaaat. You were correct, I’d never ever ever have guessed
So he CAN talk
WHAT??? Thomas supporting EEOO?? Tell me it ain't so. Money & power will change you.
DEI hire
👀
Equal opportunity is the law, "but teamwork also pays off." WTF does that mean?
🙃 w h o a...
I didn’t know that something could come out of left field in football.
Holy moly. 🤣
What????? EEOC?? He doesn’t believe in that
I tried to prepare, and yet, I was not prepared for that ending.
dudes still scrubbing himself bleeding in the shower every morning to try to get clean from this isn’t he ?
Would never have recognized his younger self.
Damnit, I was hoping for Alf.
Clarence fucking Thomas? For the EEOC?! Holy shit.
Huh. Imagine that.
I knew he worked there, but it's a weird ad. "The EEOC will assist you in being a team player by burying your complaint and reminding you to stop fighting the man." ----- Of course, today we have a white nationalist in there focused on "reverse racism."
Smh
OMFG, you are right. That is just about the last face I would have expected to see.
My gast has been flabbered!
This is my favorite #LawTwitter skeet in quite some time. Amazing.
You were right. I did not see that coming.
Hypocritical asshat!!
You were right.
You were correct.
You’re right I would not have guessed him 😂. (Wish he would have stayed at that job!!!)
That's right I would not have guessed. 😳😵💫
Clarence Thomas, the political parasite who wished he was white his entire life.
Whoa
Clarence Thomas hanging out with Cosbie isn't too surprising!
Typical - "I Got Mine" now, pull up the ladder for the others
I went with Hawaiian balladeer Don Ho
Omg
Nope. Wouldn’t have guessed that one
The scream I scrempt. 😭
my world is rocked.
I’ll take Current Supreme Court Justices Who Testified at Their Confirmation Hearing: “I believe the Constitution protects the right to privacy” for $1,000, Alex.
clarence fucking thomas, you’re right, I never would have guessed it’s him. Im so surprised.
I thought it would be him on camera speaking since it had govt vibes and was from the early 80s. Or OJ Simpson (I do not know which team he played for). So got it in two tries.
I wasn’t even close
OMFG.
And you would be absolutely right jfc
you did NOT oversell this
Fckn crazy pos.
Let's see. It has to be someone who was around and popular in the 1980s. Okay, ready to start my 10,000 guesses. 1. The guy is called Doug Cosbie, and The Cosby show was the top show on TV at the time, so maybe Bill Cosby? 2. Or maybe ALF? Had a popular show and would be unexpected.
OMFG
🫥🫨😬
Oh my?!? You're right. That was unexpected. Is he actively working to suppress this? Is that why, 40 years later no one's seen this til now?
Clips look like from 1986 (Cowboys 7-9, missed playoffs) 1987 (7-8, missed playoffs) or 1988 (3-13, missed playoffs, Jerry Jones buys team next year, Landry fired)
Absolutely WTF
and snl didn’t parody this?!?
That was back with Thomas was still black.
Holy shit, you are right. I never would have gotten that. Is that a Coke can in the background?
Alf is my guess
I never noticed he was cross-eyed before.
Oh damn
Oh look what money can buy scotus
Can you spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E? During Thomas' confirmation hearing, where allowed the aggressive grilling of accuser Anita Hill & failed to call corroborating witnesses, ultimately aiding Thomas's narrow confirmation. Biden voted nay, but the damage was already done. Biden got us Thomas.
that’s more than i’ve ever heard him speak in 53 years
You were right. I did not.
Holy shit, that's the most words I've ever heard that man say at once
Oh. My. God.
paused at 9 seconds Larry Hagman. Final answer.