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PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social SQL DBA, escaped TX to CO, so many pets, so many creative projects, so many fandoms. Writer, artist, mom, queer. She/they
Justin Dearing @zippy1981.bsky.social Dad. Husband. Landlord. Programmer. Karataka. Cyclist. Today is a good day to die.
Tamera Clark @tameraclark.bsky.social “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.” -Dr Seuss
Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social Transportation data scientist at the University of Toronto, physicist at heart.
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Strong Bad @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social CGNU founder, alum, and exiled drop-out
Good Ol’ Rich Trott @palacefamilysteakhouse.com Homestar Runner
Vince Guaraldi
Node.js
Palace Family Steak House
he/him
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happy to be here!
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FYI👋I zombied IG👎
Mike D @melsar93.bsky.social A geeky wannabe chef who was forced to become a progressive. I sometimes talk about SQL. https://mikenmitch.wordpress.com/
Nick Craver @nickcraver.com Dad, Husband, and Partner Software Engineer Microsoft working on Azure. Formerly Stack Overflow. I build very fast things to improve life for millions of developers.
Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com Mad Scientist and Necromancer, she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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used to be called Foone, before the war
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AJ @vyriese.com Broadcast Producer, Replay Operator and Observer for various FPS games
Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social Founder & reigning monarch at TPM. Lapsed historian. Hand tool woodworker. Jew.
Ty Rushing @rushthewriter.bsky.social From KCK to the 🌽 fields.
Journalist, filmmaker, sneaker head, professor.
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https://rushthewriter.journoportfolio.com/
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social Official. Our LP The World is To Dig is here. Multi-night stands right now in Milwaukee Madison Kansas City St Paul Minneapolis Austin Dallas Houston Washington DC / NEW YEARS EVENTS in Montclair and New Haven! www TMBG com for detes and tickets.
Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social I like apples. I post photos. I dig birds. I write books. (One of those is THE CALAMITIES, out now.) Yes, I'm cringe. What do you want from me, I'm a 50-year-old dad and my brain is a mouse-eaten shoebox.
Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social Won the Nobel price of love 1922.
Chuck Grassley should resign. He should build a time machine and resign 30 years ago.
Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social “Having fun isn’t hard, when you’ve got a library card!” - Arthur Read
linktr.ee/mychalthreets
Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com <low growling noises>
Stuff I do: Microsoft Data & Azure, bicycle
Stuff I used to do: Network, airplane
I am: Aerospace, weather, radio nerd; Boilermaker
He/Him
One Billion Chicagoans™️ (build the Illinois, you cowards)
📍In the woods in WillCo (~BNA✈)
Paul Popo Jr. @pmpjr.bsky.social Anxious af. He/him. Posts my own thoughts, not works.
Deb Cares 4 Iowa @debcares4iowa.bsky.social Democrat 🌊, #Childcare Advocate, RN, #PublicHealth, 2022 #Iowa Senate nominee, wife & mother of eight amazing people. Opinions are my own. She/They 🏳️🌈
Ryan Benk @ryanbenk.bsky.social Award winning (if you're into that sort of thing). Producer/Reporter for NPR's Weekend Edition. Health, horror, punk, cats and lifting heavy things. DC is a real place. SAGAFTRA
https://www.npr.org/people/942414025/ryan-benk
Hansi Lo Wang (he/him) @hansilowang.bsky.social @npr.org correspondent reporting on voting, the Census Bureau and the U.S. Postal Service • signal: hansi.01 • email: hwang@npr.org • newsletter: hansilowang.com/stay-in-touch
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social 🎙️/ ✍🏾 : NPR’s POP CULTURE HAPPY HOUR
📖: WANNABE: RECKONINGS WITH THE POP CULTURE THAT SHAPES ME: https://www.harpercollins.com/products/wannabe-aisha-harris
https://linktr.ee/aishaharris
Patrick Murray @nprpatrick.bsky.social Audio Engineer & Production Support for NPR since 1997. TD Emeritus of WATC, News Ops, WESAT, & WESUN. Proud member of NABET 31. Somewhat reformed Mass-Hole.
David Folkenflik @davidfolkenflik.bsky.social NPR media guy
Author, Murdoch’s World
Steve Inskeep @steveinskeep.bsky.social 
Nina Totenberg @ninatotenberg.bsky.social NPR Legal Affairs Correspondent 
Robin Hilton @robinpr.bsky.social Sr. Producer and host for Tiny Desks and All Songs Considered at NPRMusic, composer, ruminator, Jayhawk. Rock chalk! (Not Moby)
www.npr.org/allsongs
www.robinhiltonmusic.com
Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social Host, NPR. Writer of novels. Companion of internet dog. Not a customer service desk. (I do not book guests for NPR. Beware of scams.)
John Scalzi @scalzi.com I enjoy pie.
Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
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GenX BTS ARMY since 2018
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📍California
Denny Cherry @mrdenny.com CEO of @dcac.com, Microsoft MVP for Azure and Data Platform, VMware vExpert, #Azure, #AWS, #Cloud, #IT #Security
Drew Furgiuele @dublindata.net CEO of Pez Candy, USA
Eugene Meidinger @sqlgene.com Data training for busy people.
Meagan @mmarie.bsky.social Data consultant working on data engineering, analytics, and data viz stuff. Mildly obsessed with my dog. Owner of an ultralight travel trailer. Taker of mediocre photos of nature things.
Dev’s Ops 🌸💙🌻 @restinbeachface.bsky.social Incurable humanist. 💙
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social I’m this guy who likes to do stuff. Liberal AF (will literally punch Nazis). Interests include SQL Server, baseball, food, coffee, travel, people, & dogs (and almost never in that exact order).
dbatools 🚀 @dbatools.io Community driven SQL Server PowerShell module. Works on Windows, Linux and macOS.
Carmen Crincoli @crincoli.org Black Lives Matter | He/Him | F*ck TERFs | Principal PM in Azure Edge+Platform | Adaptive Cloud is my thing.
Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social I work on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft and help with feedback for Start menu, Settings, taskbar, input + more
You can find me on most of the other social media apps including Twitter and reddit with the same account name @jenmsft
Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
NPR @npr.org This is NPR 🎙️
Rob Farley @robfarley.com Outside of data consulting through @lobsterpot.com.au, I do comedy (sometimes musical!) and I work as Santa.
I was rob_farley on Twitter
Mark Freeman @m60freeman.bsky.social Database Administrator, Database Architect, and TSQL developer. Almost all my work is in #AzureSQL Database in Elastic Pools. Amateur photographer. 
SQLGrrl of the Woods @sqlgrrl.bsky.social she/her
Data Mangler who does things for a company
Current steward of homestead on what is likely stolen Catawba land
Trans rights are human rights
Pro-choice, literal tree-hugger, BLM, secularish
Opinions are solely mine, get your own
@brandonleach.bsky.social @brandonleach.bsky.social Former Microsoft MVP, DBA, avid Metalhead and reformed rock photographer working in FinTech.
DBAKevlar @dbakevlar.bsky.social Advocate and Engineer at @Redgate | Multiplatform DBA and AI Specialist | Karma's BFF | Free the AuDHD brain | Lives on an awesome floating home on the Columbia River in Portland, OR
Mike F @mike-fal.bsky.social Shitposting, gifs, and pics of my cat.
Jason Squires @jasonsquires.bsky.social I work with Azure/SQL Server/PowerShell. Opinions are my own. He/Him.
https://twitter.com/js_0505
#SQLFamily #AzureDataCommunity #MicrosoftFabric
Jen Stirrup @jenstirrup.bsky.social Military Mom to a British Army serving soldier. Thought leader in AI and Data. Hare Krishna ISKCON devotee on my way home. I care about the planet, animals and Krishna. Speaks my mind but still learning.
Thomas LeBlanc @powerbidude.bsky.social Data Platform MVP | Power BI Dude | SQLSatBR | Baton Rouge User Groups
Pat Phelan @yetanothersql.com
@YetAnotherSQL on Twitter
@YetAnotherSQL@noc.social on Mastodon
Data loving/storing/managing/manipulating geek!
More than five decades as a Type 1 diabetic. Always trying to become a better person. 
Patrick Keisler @patrickkeisler.bsky.social SQL Server Expert | Azure Data Platform Specialist. Never stop learning about #SQLServer. Comments, tweets, and posts are my own.
Tales From The Field @talesfromthefield.bsky.social YouTube Show Hosted by Bradley Ball aka @SQLBalls , Daniel Taylor aka @DBABulldog, @JoshLuedeman, Andres Padilla & Neeraj Jhaveri aka @neerajny. Show link: https://www.youtube.com/@Tales-from-the-Field
John Q. Martin [He | Him | His] @johnqm.bsky.social Doing data things down on the farm.
TJay Belt @tjaybelt.bsky.social 
Steve Wake @stevewake.bsky.social Computers are my life! SQL Server BI Architect/Dev. Geek of many things space, sci-fi, retro arcade, F1, soccer & more! BoilerUp! #SQLFamily
John Sterrett @johnsterrett.bsky.social 
Anders Pedersen @arrowdrive.bsky.social Senior DBA.
Totally amateur retirement channel: https://www.youtube.com/@HeartbeatToRetirement
Hugo Kornelis @hugokornelis.bsky.social Husband, father of two, loves SQL Server execution plans
Frank Gill @skreebydba.bsky.social SQL Server Guy, lover of books, museums, and music 
Pam Lahoud @sqlgoddess.bsky.social SQL 2008 Microsoft Certified Master, Databases in Microsoft Fabric Customer Advisory Team, goddess of all things SQL.
Jen M (she/they) @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social I. Smell. Peaches.
See also: ADHD, writing, ukulele, bookbinding, bees, SQL, Python.
https://linktr.ee/JenSmellsPeaches
MidnightDBA! @minionware.bsky.social We are the MidnightDBAs, aka MinionWare, aka Sean and Jen, aka those folks at the upcoming / past dozen++ SQL Summit... Sup?
Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social Mostly-retired IT guy. Still doing a bit of Azure, SQL, Windows Server, Entra ID. But mostly enjoying lots of IOT work these days, for home automation, & part-time for a startup.
Jens Vestergaard @vestergaardj.bsky.social 🌈#Microsoft #Data #Platform #MVP, @Microsoft #Certified #Trainer #MCT #sqlsatdenmark, #Fabric, #PowerBI, #IoT, @AzureDevOps, @TheWho and @Steelers He/Him
Dr Greg Low @greglow.bsky.social Long term Microsoft Data Platform MVP and RD
Adam K. @sqlgeek.bsky.social Data Architecture and Engineering Manager by day, Geek dad/partner by night. Posts are my own, and do not represent any one else. He/Him- J JK @jamesdba.bsky.social DBA
RaiderNation
US Soccer
Gina Meronek @equerystrian.bsky.social Data geek who loves puzzles that turn the rows into the answers, especially via Power BI.
She/her
Equestrian & cat lady, I work hard to give my animals a good life.
Can we have class outside?
Sql ferret @sqlferret.bsky.social Data engineer, partner, overall geek and heavy fan of ff14 and mtg.
Lori 💙🏳️🌈🦖 @loriaedwards.bsky.social Mom, IT trainer for Snowflake ❄️, beer lover, sarcastic, lives in the desert and currently in a kakistocracy. Christianity <> Christian Nationalism. Will it be fine? 🙏 (She/her) No DMs, please
Merrill Aldrich @thepragmaticcyclist.com Data engineering, Architecture (like buildings architecture, perhaps some computing architecture too). Non-competitive cycling. Sports cars. Unitarian. I own the world famous* SQL911. He. Bramily.
Paul Timmerman @mndba.bsky.social Minnesota Nice!
Nick Harshbarger @nicharsh.bsky.social Semi-retired Sales Nerd living in the Tech world. I love traveling, connecting with people, and experiencing what life has to offer.
Kathi Kellenberger @kathik.bsky.social Customer Success Engineer at Redgate Software, author, former Microsoft MVP.
Kathi's Cookies & Crafts
Coolest Gramma
Dave Blomstrom-Ballantyne @davebally.bsky.social Long time SQL server guy, struggling Spanish learner
Alex Whittles @purplefrogalex.bsky.social Chief Frog at Purple Frog Systems.
Creator of Power BI Sentinel.
Data Platform MVP.
SQLBits organiser.
Pilot.
F1 enthusiast.
Geek.
Matt Gordon @sqlatspeed.bsky.social Data & AI architect by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)
Bradley Ball @sqlballs.com Father of 4, Sr. TPM at #Microsoft, Comic Book aficionado, I ❤️ roller coasters. cohost aka.ms/TftF/youtube Opinions are my own. 🧵’s @sqlballs
Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com Data, cloud, writer, speaker, cyclist, oenophile, joeydantoni.com, column redmondmag.com, he/him
Monica Morehouse (Rathbun) @sqlespresso.bsky.social Consultant at Denny Cherry and Associates Consulting @dcacco , Microsoft Data Platform MVP, MCSE, vExpert, Leader @HamptonRoadSSUG Meetup, and International Speaker. SQL Performance Tuning is fun.
Rie Merritt @justrie.bsky.social Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her
Will not be tolerating your foolishness today
MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz #FabCon
SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social In a love triangle with zeros and ones
Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no Just this guy, you know? (He/Him)
Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP
Scott Stauffer @sqlsocialite.bsky.social DW/BI/Data Consultant over a decade.
Currently working w/ Microsoft Fabric.
Microsoft Data Platform MVP Alumni.
Volunteer Puppy Raiser for BC Guide Dogs.
🐕🦺🦮
Ben Weissman (he/him) @bweissman.bsky.social Dad. Data Platform MVP. Speaker. Author. Biml Hero. Redgate Ambassador. Barkeeper @DataGrillen. Owns more than 1 pair of glasses.
Tim Mitchell @tmitch.net Professional data geek: SQL, ETL/ELT, SSIS, SSRS, ADF, Python, data architecture. Former Microsoft Data Platform MVP (2010 - 2022). Digital privacy advocate. Ally. Amateur photographer. Coffee and craft beer snob. Blogs at TimMitchell.net.
Josh Luedeman @joshluedeman.com Orlando, FL
https://www.JoshLuedeman.com
@Microsoft Employee | Principal Engineer | cohost @TalesftField | #OSS & #Kubernetes Enthusiast | My tweets, views, & opinions are my own #sqlfamily
DATA BASH @databash.bsky.social DATA BASH is the fun live, online conference for german Europe and the world! Visit us on https://databash.live
Rob Litjens @roblitjens.bsky.social Platform Engineer/DBA. AZURE, Devops Automation, Mountainbiking, Bernese Mountain Dogs, Family, traveling and all combinations of this.
@buckwoodymsft.bsky.social @buckwoodymsft.bsky.social