uosipaw @uosipaw.bsky.social full time genius
Austin 3:16
cash.app/uosipaw
Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq
My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @eringloriaryan.bsky.social Your wife and mother
Podcasting: Hysteria (from @crookedmedia)
YouTubing: This Fuckin' Guy
Writing: MSNBC, Esquire, The Daily Beast, TV, et al
erinryan.substack.com
Katie @ktogara.bsky.social I don’t need followers, I’m here to find the people who made me laugh on Twitter, but were drowned by all the ads and bots.
James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero
https://theobscuregentlemen.com
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
Trash Buffet @trashbuffet.bsky.social If anyone ever posts something useful here please alert the authorities on my behalf.
Angie Davis @angiedavishaha.bsky.social Goodnight Duchovny girl. America’s Chubby Sweetheart. Comedian. Probably eating chips.
Nicki💗 @awkwardandodd.bsky.social Cat lady. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh 🏴
(All photos my own)
taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social omniversal lounge singer~aggressive gardener~
AnARcHy 101 https://www.youtube.com/c/@Anarchy101/mp
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pkqsfshqzked55ltius5i33p/feed/aaamyhokcni6u
Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social welcome to the jocular grotto
The Gray Gay @graygay.bsky.social Once called the “Etsy Ryan Reynolds.” Texas lawyer with three kids and a husband I love very much. I'm here to share a laugh or two with others, not at them.- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Historian: White Flight; New Suburban History; Fog of War; One Nation Under God; Fault Lines; Voter Suppression; Myth America. CAMPAIGN TRAILS: campaign-trails.ghost.io
✨Ƥαηɗα🌙 @pandathecelestial.bsky.social I’m just a little bird, in a sea of monsters🌙
✨Stay Feral✨
(C) attorney At Law @thepaulasuzanne.bsky.social Exercising my right to remain silent is my cardio.
Noah @inoahdood.bsky.social Extra nerdy nerd. #anime #comics #gaming #ttrpg #starwars #onepiece #metal
✴.·´¯`·.·★ 𝓜𝓸𝓽 ★·.·`¯´·. @jusymot.bsky.social Just going to annoy you all day.
<<< follow me I follow back 💯
SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.
River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River
Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social Everyone should be mad.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e6j3h6ai34343r5mya5qsvx3/feed/aaaej2ea7qspy
Alex Winter @alexwinter.com Trans Rights are Human Rights.
alexwinter.com
Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social enjoy the process 💜
•I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else•
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu
Dr Luke Buckmaster @lukebuckmaster.bsky.social Guardian Australia's film critic, chief critic of Flicks.com.au and "The VR Critic" (thevrcritic.com). PHD in virtual reality. Creator of Nicolas Cage fan site The Cage Gauge: https://www.flicks.com.au/cagegauge/
personal jesus @kappakappa.bsky.social just here so people can ask me for a bluesky invite and i can say no
Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social Gen X woman with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor.
My writing app, BiteDraft is coming out soon. 💬💜
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social Same dreck, different website
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social Painter
Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social I invented the internet
See mah tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/chrono-skeets
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com Democracy Skies in Blueness
Tori @radtoria.bsky.social pansexual rainbow witch
Sara Wren (She/Her) @sarawren.bsky.social Using public washrooms to poop and pee, you?
@jedigigi.bsky.social @jedigigi.bsky.social Profoundly perplexed. Repeat offender from the bird. I wear a lot of black. Probably drinking coffee filled with dog hair.
John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social Come for the “humor”, stay because of Stockholm Syndrome.
Scribbles & Bits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaadjjnkylwbe
Things Which Bang: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaacgkwnm7oua
wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social On and on and on the immortal wildebeest clatters. avi by FroVo and header by Doc Hackenbush
Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social Giving away little pieces of myself every day, for FREE!
You can also find me on X:
https://twitter.com/Piecezilla?t=xR65ZAtqv4XKOsaAu7n9Ww&s=09
Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life.bsky.social Voted Amarillo’s #1 Asian Restaurant
Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
header by the great Marf Salvador
avi by @frovo.bsky.social
He/Him
👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
Paperwash @paperwash.bsky.social
@kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
steph mccann @stephmccann.bsky.social it’s steph from before
NPR @npr.org This is NPR 🎙️
Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
Just here to have a nice apocalypse. Moisturized. Unbothered.
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
Kevin Parry @kevinbparry.bsky.social ✨ Director & one-man studio
🪄 Handmade stop-motion & VFX illusions
🔗 https://kevinparry.tv/learn
Jeremy Schneider @jeremyschneider.bsky.social Emmy-nominated food and culture reporter for NJ.com and The Star-Ledger. Host of @jerseysbestpodcast. Maryland graduate. I make grave mistakes all the time, everything seems to work out.
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Leobardo @leopazz.bsky.social De vez em quando sim
ele/he
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social I do all my own stunts.
The evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Matt @00pi.bsky.social Father of boy, writer of code, supporter of production. Nerd focus: Babylon 5, Doctor Who, Star Trek, DC, Marvel. Has tea, has no tea.
Fuck Fascism.
And because it seems to trigger certain snowflakes: he/him/his, motherfuckers.
Anime Vibe @animevibe.bsky.social daily anime vibe ♡
Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social Australian Jim Morrison. Real person. Dave's mate.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaacc24yfdxgc
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social contemplating building furniture
gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social more gay than people would think | she/her | married💍| lgbtq+ 🏳️🌈 | same handle on twitter/X
My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaadznpineaxq
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqktwrilum
Greatest hits:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
Fake Juice @fakejuice.bsky.social the world is a vampire. twitch.tv/senorfakejuice- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
Postmoderne @postmoderne.bsky.social Visionaire
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social
Martha Kelly @marthakelly.bsky.social You might know me from stand up, Baskets, Euphoria, or calling people cunts on Twitter. Sorry.
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social Toronto - Engineer
peach @peachy.bsky.social getting people drunk for a living since ‘08. please don’t fall in love with me.
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social I'm tanka jahari but I would never order a whole pizza for myself
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social Co-founder of Long John Silver's and other budget fishtaurants. Humor in McSweeney's, New Yorker, Points in Case, Slackjaw, etc
Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social Twitter user @SkinnerSteven, Host of Friends of the Show Podcast
stevenwskinner.com
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social a lvl 1 goblin with 5 hp
he/they
nj/phl
🧑🎨: willbo_art (insta)
🥁: building stars
🎸: heavy shrug
🐦: @upsidedowntrash
cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social from the magazines
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
Most Chronological:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets
Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
doodlybugstudio.com
RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher; higher ed guy. I think things and write stuff.
(I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter at https://buttondown.com/dorsalstream thanks for asking.)
https://www.roblinmeeks.com
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
3x Socks Folding World Champion @toiletmike.bsky.social here to have a nice time
The Artist Formerly Known As The Iron Sherk 🇵🇸 @theironsherk.bsky.social Top 0.1% of respecting women 🇨🇦
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wbhncqzlcncfvdgfjo7epumr/feed/aaag53ktmi2to
The least worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
HANS @hansel.bsky.social 10 hours caramelldansen + strobe lights
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
Toxicity score over 9000
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social Avon Lady, Twitter refugee (Scorpiondong/Gothicska), he/him
nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social rapscallion | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
huntigula @huntigula.bsky.social “hunting boots”
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social Live Más
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
Terry F @daemonic3.bsky.social I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine
Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
dan mentos @danmentos.com
Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm
https://ko-fi.com/abbyc0715 for tips if you got em?
Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social Your goth cousin's friend. Standup comedian in NZ. I 🖤 horror movies. Ngāi tahu.
brent @murrman5.bsky.social https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ